What the fuck do they eat?

Are women in America eating more food than the average man? How does this happen? This is insanity

Steve’s lava chicken

Would

what a boat

If you travel from Can to US by car while having brunch and food on that trip, you will notice how the sugar is increasing the more you go south. I remember I traveled with my gf a while ago to florida and getting closer there we couldn't eat the food anymore, it's too sugary.
tldr: HFCS

this is AI

the women in my office are always eating. like they'll bring in food for "everyone" as they say, then just eat it all. it's bizarre
no, that's the average woman in america.

Men go out to eat.

Men see fat women.

Men lose their appetites

Men eat less.

Food costs drop since men eat less, allowing women to eat more on the same budget.

Women eat more.

Women become even more obese.

Cycle repeats.

imaging all of them naked and smothering you in their blubber

How the fuck is that boat still afloat?

Would..nt

it's not, its still at the landing. the trailer snapped in half.

What the fuck do they eat?

these fat cunts eat literally everything they can grab with their padded fingers

When my sister lived with me she would buy like 5 different pint ice creams like every week and lots of junk food.

This is actually true, I'm in the south. They simply have to be guzzling sweet tea, coke, cheerwine, all the time
There were office workers a century ago and they were thin. It is all about the food.

I love liberty, but at some point the government has to step in and put a cone around their heads to prevent the intake of food.

'Murica

The thing that confounds me the most is money.
I understand if you eat 6,000+ kcal a day with 0 exercise you can get massive, but that's really expensive.
That's a minimum of $300 a week with JUST store-bought chickens and you know they're too lazy to roast 3 chickens a day

How do they afford this?

Those are some serious slam pigs. Kek

Just think how much it must smell for the cameraman. Good thing they're on a boat and can blame it on dead fish in the water.

They've been eating on this dick

It's the balcony of a boat themed restaurant

It gets spicier too. The farther north I go the less hot sauce I tend to see.
Yanks can't hang :(

I understand if you eat 6,000+ kcal a day with 0 exercise you can get massive, but that's really expensive.

That's a minimum of $300 a week with JUST store-bought chickens and you know they're too lazy to roast 3 chickens a day

They mostly eat sugary bread, like donuts, cake, cookies, pizza, and drink pure corn syrup.

You absolute FOOL, LIBERTY IS THE ULTIMATE LITMUS TEST and Gen. G. "Big G" Washington et all KNEW THIS TO BE TRUE. Let mother nature play out, you sick S.O.B.

Are women in America eating more food than the average man?

My wife eats like a garbage disposal thought thankfully her weight has leveled after she finished highschool and stopped working at Culvers

True
PRIME dinks came here and nobody buys them, I tried one and it was straight syrup.
Made me really mad because I was thirsty and had to throw it away and go get an actual drink.
It's also half the reason Black people think normal food is bland, because they subsist on packaged and fast food, so when they do actually cook something they rely on copious amounts of "seeznin" because they're palate is destroyed from childhood

Came here to post this, fine vessel indeed

Let mother nature play out, you sick S.O.B.

Yeah, I don't want to wait for mother nature when the land whales are using up all the healthcare, food and space on their way out.

Just make it illegal to be fat. If you up my health insurance premium for the dieabeatus that comes from being fat, you should wear a cone of shame. A legally imposed cone of shame.

donuts, cake, cookies, pizza

That's even more expensive
Is it purely because of HFCS?
I think if you took an Amerifat and plonked them in somewhere like New Zealand, they would lose weight automatically

Milk is 2400 calories a gallon at 3.50 so i mean it's easily doable under 100 a week for sure

>I think if you took an Amerifat and plonked them in somewhere like New Zealand, they would lose weight automatically

I think they will be equally fat there as well. What would motivate them to not be fat? I think it's a cultural issue of fat acceptance.

what's even more preposterous is that there are guys out there these women WON'T fuck. you can tell they think they're hot shit by being fat fucks and posing for a photo. if i was ever that ugly and fat i would stay inside all the time or maybe be the fat kid that swims with a t-shirt on. i'm fucking sick of this shit. 75-80% of people would be attractive if they just were not fat.

Mmmmmm when do the chinks roll out smellovision 16k?

i'm fucking sick of this shit. 75-80% of people would be attractive if they just were not fat.

True story. Even if you have an ugly face, you can make up for it with a healthy body.

Chik-Fil-A

True story. Even if you have an ugly face, you can make up for it with a healthy body.

in hs there was a short dude with a goofy-looking face and a six-pack. he could actually pull girls too. it helped that he was friends with everyone though.

We don't have HFCS, or donut shops, or American cookies
A KFC 10pc bucket is $50, pizzas are smaller and don't have dipping sauces, I've never seen "Ranch" anywhere
There's limited Drive-Thru's and they're only open 9am-10pm and nobody has those massive syrup shakes with cream like in the US
$13 for a single Big-Mac would bankrupt you trying to get enough calories, hell even Maccas fries have only 3 ingredients compared to Americas 12

Everything is just different outside the USA, "Mexican Cocacola" is just "from anywhere that isn't USA", nobody else allows those kind of ingredients

There's no way all these Giant women are doing GOMAD, they're obviously doing soda GOSAD

We are only just now banning some artificial food dyes

Candy
There are a ton of women who survive on nothing but sugar