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Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

TYB and good evening anons.

TYB. and hello all!

Lets get in a break.

Looks like he's somewhere else.

He's attempting to astral project to IHOP

I wish I had pancakes.

I might just make some tomorrow.

Thank you anon. Do I need to retarded by then?

No, it's OK but keep working on it.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Yes.

I missed this pasta like you wouldn’t believe

As I remember, he had a redemption arc where he went into schools, explaining law enforcement to kids. I also vaguely remember Rylin's shaggin' wagon.

This better be good.

i was hoping you'd be back anon

Thank you for the update

Holy shit speeding motorcycles? Call in the swat team!

Good evening frens. I am still so glad to be back. What kind of coonery shall we see tonight?

Whatever Dan aloows

STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

No streams below

What did she mean by this?

Its almost summer. They are starting to congregrate.

Temps are up

Good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure

Still would…

I missed last night's show. the credits always make it look better than it actually was.

I used to live in a coon invested major city and I can confirm this correlation is absolutely true and easily observable. First nice day of the year and they come out of the woodworks cooning out of control.
So glad to live in a white town now.

I kneel.

We got us a sovereign citizen nigress.

Open in VLC
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best part was being back with the anons on Anon Babble

MARITIME LAW MENTIONED

Under maritime law

Fucking golden right there.

i don't have a phone

it's in your hand

maritime law mentioned

Just keep babbling nonsense hoping the white man gives up and fucks off. She'll take the ticket, go to court arguing all this same shit, she won't pay the fine, then a warrant is issued, and our legal system spends dozens of hours talking to this 50IQ sheboon before sentencing her to 30 days in jail.

im just glad this awful day is almost over. this should kill 3 of the remaining hours in it.

They should just have a rule for all cops to straight up arrest anyone who starts spouting sovereign citizen shit

Why do sovereign citizens ever think this works?

Soverign citizens are embarrassing.

This niggress took notes while watching the trail

An EIN is a federal tax ID number for businesses, tax-exempt organizations and other entities

She saw it on Facebook

Checked sorry it’s been a bad day, the last 2 months have been awful as well for me but things get better.
Checked most do when they refuse to roll their windows down

What about the next day? What if we just never slept?

am i hearing a fucking jeet

Are you questioning the legality of maritime law rn? Shit is set in stone ma nigga.

What does that even mean?

I don't know.

I would designate my entity as Krull the Conqueror.

the cops face when she said "i dont know" pure gold

Groundz

Cops used to just beat the fuck out of mental deficients. Then some boys out on the coast took it a little too far one time with a Rodney King and now they can't do any actual law enforcement.

the smirk at the end when he turned his head

trustee of a trust

doubt

ma subjeckt matter jurzdiction

Tracy Morgan has lost his mind

Blacks are hilarious when they try and act smart.

you are kidnapping me

How do you kidnap an entity and trustee?

I would not feed her eggs

It takes 6 people to perform a traffic stop

sometimes

She has a point. We shouldn't have to pay taxes to regulate the behavior of chimps who are let loose on our civilization. Send all niggers to Israel now

Did Flo get fired?

All americans know how to do is get character locked like life is a GTA server.

That blonde cop is pretty.

Wouldn't need 6 cops if the first one just arrested the nigger and deal with her at the station

this woman will absolutely not be showing up to court

Dan is mocking the sheboon?
WTF?
did he stop taking his hormones?

Not much incentive for her too.

i agree finbro. My idea is to have all blacks arrested at the age of 5 and charged with a felon. Then they can apply for parole at 60.
Oh so how is the immigration problem up there Finbro? You can't be doing worse than Sweden

Why did we cut away from the sovcit?

What did they arrest her for?

Wuz dat a tackit agreement?

i missed all u faggots
who wants to share a bed and get comfy?

probably her multiple counts of failure to appear

How much of a fuckup do you have to be to get arrested in the ghettoest gas station without any other contact?

It sounded like she has a history of driving without a license and FTA. Not sure what the exact reason is though.

most likely "habitual offender"
they arrested her after getting her citation history

Serenity’s new hair is retarded

welcome to the south.

I hate this nigress so much

for tom coonery

I live in a small town so I haven't seen any immigrants but I've heard the capital already has some areas that are full of shitskins and all the Finns are moving out of those areas

Any chance we get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

some anon last night was suggesting she's fishing for some reality tv show
why?

Imagine how fucked up it would be to work in a place like that. The shit you see and have to put up with.

Progrumz in near future

Unfortunately 9/10 this case is going to get thrown out since there’s no hard evidence connecting him to the ng they knocked down and randomly found a small bag of drugs in the bushes

Good to be back, boys

Yeah, it seems like a pretty flaky case to me.

That is a shame but I am glad your small town has been untouched.
Gunlaws seem pretty relaxed for Europe, do people carry in your town?

This nigger is fucking crying

It's Lousiana, we have seen getaway drivers serve near 40 years when the robbers served 5 for snitching on the getaway driver

Believe it or not this nig was extremely smart to deny deny deny and not admit to anything

they had enough to get a warrant for his arrest

I don't know what the gun laws are but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to carry a gun around unless you are on your way to or coming back from a shooting range or going hunting

Damn, Zelinsky looks scared.

ahahahhaha filming tiktok's

Sup OPL frens
What we eating and drinking tonight?
Going to eat some oven baked chicken, homemade mash potatoes, and asparagus for dinner.

While that is gay, at least you guys can feasible own a gun.
I guess I am just spoiled living in a based state in the US. Lots of places in the US are just as bad as Europefags.

Knowing nigger they were probably filming themselves doing a crime.

My mom told me Im her best friend today and my heart broke. Im a NEET loser but i cook and clean and do the grocery shopping and security because i bought a gun at the beginning of Covid because i was worried about nigger riots and two months later George Floyd happened. I feel sad.

Chink takeout. Not shabby desu.

Wait, that's a girl?

What we eating and drinking tonight?

PBR and chicken thighs.

DANCE, MONKEYS

This cop is kind of a fag but he’s growing on me

What kind of gun anon?

Pizza and Baja Blast Zero.

be happy anon. You will be sad when she is gone. She is the only woman who will ever love you unconditionally.

Not much point owning a gun when you are pretty much fucked if you kill someone with it in self defense

At least that was a mostly positive interaction

stream link with chat?

PBR and chicken thighs

Hello Patrician

Isn't prison in your country pretty comfy?

What's up fellas

This thread is the chat.

It's nice she thinks you are her best friend, and it's a good thing you are there for her.You can protect her too which is another thing you have going for her.

It's still prison

Hey PFA. we are just gauging the effects of temperature increases

Mossberg 500 with a stock 6 shot. I couldn't afford a decent handgun at the time and it was for home defense. I bought a custom heavy aluminum forend pump for it and installed it for better grip and installed it. Never fired it but i know how it works. $365 in 2020. Plus $100 for the Stryker forend.

Wife treated me to sushi and Ramen.

going for you I meant.

you're sweating in Florida

you're not telling me your employers Tax ID

I never called you a criminal, get out of your car and I'll harass you for another 30 minutes

This retard is either getting 3 felonies momentarily or released with no tickets or warnings. There is no inbetween

Is he hiding something or are the cops just being dicks? Place your bets.

He has drugs for sure

Honestly an accurate take.

Your prisons are like a luxury psych ward here where they have snacks, video games and many creature comforts and that’s for your worst offenders… Being in a state penitentiary in America you would think is a crime against humanity.

urkel did nothing wrong.

That mossberg will last the rest of your life. It'll be just fine if you ever need to use it. Be sure to practice, however.

I've been learning to make my own Chinese
It's pretty easy once you know what to use and how to use it

Will they send her in? Can she get back out if they do?

Its never been fired but ive never cleaned it either. Since 2020. How fucked am I?

Just donate the female cop

It's fine.

Just donate the female cop

kek

The 500 has issues with the trigger assembly breaking due to plastic.

FFR, get the 590A1 since it is all metal

Depends on a bunch of stuff, how well the grease was applied at the factory, overall humidity of your area, storage method, etc.

Mossbergs are easy to clean and oil though, you should do a field strip and at least visually check things aren't starting to rust in the barrel (with a flashlight) or anything else. Have you tried to load it? Shot guns aren't easy or quick to load/reload, they do take some practice to get right.

Good stuff. I like cooking too, More focused on BBQ though and the Chinese food place is cheap and 1 block from my house.

The 500 has issues with the trigger assembly breaking due to plastic.

No it doesn't. Thats boomershit FUD. Yes there are youtube videos of scientific tests showing weights dropped on the exact weak point of them, and its equivalent to using the shotgun like a baseball bat against a tree.

The converse of these moronic speculations is the plastic will shatter, whereas the metal will bend and prohibit the trigger from working at all. for a home defense SHTF shotgun, I'd rather have no trigger guard than a non functional shotgun.

You really should shoot it some, especially if you've never fired a 12 gauge. You want to be used to that if you ever have to actually use it.

Going to a gun range and shooting skeet is a good practice with your shotgun. T: duck hunter

Yes and i have had problems cycling live shells with it. They dont cycle properly with live shells and get dont line up properly in the chamber. It doesn't happen with fake metal dummy rounds. Wut do?

Never fired a shotgun but i would know how to load and shoot it if i had too. Dont have the money for the range. Emergency gun only. I should shoot it i know.

I get tired of the white people stupid advertisements

Not the trigger guard. The whole assembly. I recall a video of one splitting after pull racking a whole tube.

DESU, you can probably run 1000 shells of 2.5" without issue before the stress fractures show up, so for anons case he should be OK. You get what you pay for

Donation boxes are a scam
Some shitty thrift store is going to take that crap and resell it to cheapwads and other retards

Lmao retarded ass nigger

The shells expand ever so slightly after discharge and can get stuck, many such cases. Use a drill and some steel wool and polish the breech end for a few minutes and all will be well

Wanna be nigger

Tough to say exactly without seeing the action, but most commonly pump shotguns fail to cycle due to user error. Short shucking, not going all the way into battery, and just general panic fucking up gross motorskills.

The whole assembly.

You're actually making shit up now. The entire assembly of what? The aluminum receiver? The steel barrel and magazine? The trigger guard, stock, or forend? Because after decades of plastic "assemblies" and millions of shells proving you're an idiot, the Mossberg 500 is superb.

500 is fine, 590A1 is superior
Captcha PW4NZ

Dude had zero reason to be pulled over or hassled. This genuinely feels like "cops pull over black man in Camaro" scenario.

This is like the second time a dog didn't alert on this show

galbreath needs to lay off the energy drinks, he's acting retarded

Dogs aren’t getting paid enough

is that a grasshopper

Dan is a huge moron holy shit

590A1 is superior

No, it isn't. It just has a heavier barrel, and aluminum trigger guard. The heavier barrel makes it heavier, and the aluminum trigger does nothing but dd weight.

smug neeg walks

I realize now why a reasonable cop would be tempted to plant drugs

did he just say he repels women and mosquitos?

I saw some video online where thr guy had the same issue and he said he shaved a little piece of the metal loader piece at the bottom of the open chamber and it fixed the problem of not loading shells correctly.
I was dry cycling with live rounds. Doesn't ever happen with the dummy rounds.

Browning BPS or Remington 870 is better.

Take care of your Mom.

Serenity is PISSED!

Oh DAMP

The copious amounts of onions in your system makes the 2oz difference unbearable

N

Serenity must fucking hate niggers by now

Serenity is thr best female cop on the show and its not even close.

he shaved a little piece of the metal loader piece at the bottom

Can't say I've seen the same thing or know exactly what you're talking about, Satan. But you really should look up the exact part name and number, find out how much that part costs, and if you fuck it up just prepare yourself to buy a new one right away. Have you convinced yourself of fully disassembling the gun yet?

Otherwise yeah dremeling stuff on guns often can improve them.

I was just thinking the same thing. I saw a study on this about a year ago that found something like 49% of K9 alerts yielded no contraband, so it's basically a 50% false positive rate.

The 870 has a better (easier) safety for sure

I like how she goes from jiving to ready to rip someone head off.
And notice they all comply instantly.
Bing raised by angry single mothers is coded in them.

Serenity is ghetto AF but it works for her. Monroe, LA is a zoo.

The weight difference is like 2 pounds. If you're just taking your guns to the range yeah, the weight means nothing. If you're like me and go on 20 mile hikes with it, those 2lbs add up really quick.

Shut the fuck up, British cop lady is obviously best.

I miss Janowicki

She has to
Can you imagine what those ravenous niggers would do to that big phat ass of her's if she was soft on them

Oh yeah i forgot about her. She is obviously the hottest. But Serenity is cool.

From Anon Babble niggers arguing about shotguns and negress talking about muh babies… I’m about done for tonight

True

Don't leave anon. Some of us are just aspiring retards.

Get ready for more anon. And don’t forget blacks are funnier, smarter and wiser every time. Of but only white people need dandruff shampoo.

I don't like this new DampRid commercial. Its like when they stopped showing Alan talking about how his wife basically made him take it, and they played that really lousy new Relief Factor commercial for a couple weeks. But then it went away and they brought Alan back.
Bring back EVERYBODY DAMPRID

Fair. I'm in the burbs so if I have to break out my shorty for emergencies I won't be lugging it around for more than 5 minues

get buttnaked, falcon

They should just learn how to pick locks, I'm sure the lock for that is some cheap piece of shit

Bring back EVERYBODY DAMPRID

This so much
youtube.com/watch?v=WreGeNpgZBU

They should have shot the lock off.

Damn she's got a Slavic Man's hairline.

It's crazy how there is no one around when they first stop a suspect then all the niggers come out like ants to a dropped lolipop

I know you’re joking but that would incredibly stupid thing to do because of ricochets

I love this show

I missed that perfect boot shot as I was takin ga drink.

Deputy Falcon?

Ponder the aroma

Help me step bro

I bet that shit grippy

I've been in a dry spell
I'll eat that ass like gelato

heemaker.fun/opl

Like a retard holding a crayon

She went in
The actual madwoman

There ain't shit in there

checked

I’m going to put money on it. They don’t find a gun.

watch out for...bread

There's no gun in there

what if she pulls out a used condom?

7 people in a stolen BMW. Spoiler, OPL, they're headed to church.

I missed that perfect boot shot as I was takin ga drink.

nice digits, tho

What if haha....

/opl/ webm anon is a national treasure

I'm writing to follow up on an incident I recall from over a year ago involving a Nye County police officer and a homeowner. My understanding is that the officer, without apparent justification, physically assaulted the homeowner, resulting in the homeowner being injured. I believe the officer subsequently attempted to place blame on the homeowner.

I understand that investigations can take time, and I am not making any accusations. However, I am deeply concerned about the lack of publicly available information regarding the outcome of this incident. Transparency in matters of police conduct is crucial for maintaining public trust and ensuring accountability. Could you please provide an update on the status of any investigations or disciplinary actions taken in this case? Any information you can share about the specifics of the incident and its resolution would be greatly appreciated.

heemaker.fun/opl
RELIABLE STREAM NO LAG FULL HD

youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk

How long? I’m coming up on eight years

Would be funny if she gets stuck

I-I'm stuck, step-officer!

this is half way to some of those japanimation games i've played

Listen here Jack, I’m gonna set you straight. I’ll say this only once so listen up fat. Back in my day we didn’t call it Covid whatever, we called it the “Shanghai Shivers”. Okay here’s the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the “Shanghai Shivers” one year, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, “It ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That’s how I know you are full of shit. I’d punch your daughter in the mouth.

Why doesnt she have a gun?

She donated it

She took off her duty (heh) belt so she wouldn’t get stuck in the bin

He is the worst President we've ever had and the media and the Democrats have been freaking out since day one why hasn't Trump fixed everything while all of them covered up for Bidens retarded ass for four years straight. Its absolutely pathetic.

hoodlums in GTA5 drive better than cops, amazing.

Kek based Fin, youre alright.

Niggers are a fucking cancer

MA FONE BRO

We for some reason made it illegal to not tolerate these people.

pretty good bmw ad

Filthy sex havers

seeeeexxxxooooooo!

Based zoomers fucking.

They're blacks that got high as fuck and are now reproducing. There is nothing based about this.

blacks

Gross

One less teen pregnancy

great tv, dan

Jeets

Too long
The chink flu fucked up everything
Bitch are all skittish or afraid now.

Never have sex in the car in empty areas. Always have other cars next to yours.

based

Niggers are not based

i think it's a good thing that he doesn't use a car seat.

how many of u guys posted at sharty?

I hate atidoos

I hate niggers

I did. I was fucking awful

Ghetto Enforcer

i saw some of their sketchy code posted on the farms and avoided it

Lurked for 2 minutes and never returned

Checked. At infinite Chan? That site sucks compared to this. Once or twice.

I didn't go to any other chans because they have been and always will be inferior shit holes

0, it was pure trash. Somehow Iceland won something I think.

I did. Regretted it.

juveniles

boom call about some damn kids

Oh here we go. Call in the chopper

Die Hard Zoomer Edition

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

Helicopter?

They're the Sneed family

i used to be paralyzed

What is this guy on?

Typical pol poster

what if he is actually just a retard?

kek

KJV and dildoes
Classy guy

Dayum

Why do they find so many sex toys in cars?

iceland won,
we lost

503356856

What kind of coonery shall we see tonight?

What did you say about cookies?

Rizzo what the FUCK did you mean by that

iceland won
finland lost

Can you buy them at one store

meth enhances sex drive like crazy
most gays are on it

my guy was obviously gooning

Meth

hey draw anon! Good to see you!

his thermostat got messed up in the wreck

Is gooning different than edging

his fucking brain is cooked from the heat.

Meth

i wish i could trust meth
nicotine sucks ass

I dey write to follow up about one incident wey I remember from over one year ago. E concern one Nye County police officer and one person wey get house. As I understand am, dis officer just beat di homeowner for no good reason, and di homeowner come wound. I tink say di officer later try blame di homeowner.

I sabi say investigation fit take time, and I no dey accuse anybody. But I dey worry well-well say nothing dey for public about wetin happen after dis case. People need to see say police behavior dey transparent so everybody go trust dem and make dem accountable. Abeg, you fit tell me how far with any investigation or punishment wey dem give for dis case? Any information wey you fit share about wetin really happen and how dem settle am, I go appreciate am well-well.

Just tuning in now, anything of note happen tonight?

“we jus loud”

There was a sovcit at the beginning. That was fairly entertaining.

Dan announced his AIDS diagnosis.

Imagine the smell

Hello friend! I missed you guys ;_;

Cute cop climbed headfirst into a clothing donation bin. Nice butt jutting out,

Edging implies a more conscious and controlled effort. Gooning is just a better word to describe what is going on here.

We are on for Tuesday!

i would love to feel pain

Last night there was just one thread
Tonight looks good

Niggers killed him sadly

active gamer

new bread

Why the fuck would you willingly leave Alaska for California?

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