You don't need a house

All you need is StarLink and a Toyota truck.

Where does he poo?

vanlife posting in 2025

shiggy

toyota

Buy a dodge ram faggot

right wing you vill own nothing

meh, If i'm in the outdoors, I don't really want the internet.
And if this is a SHTF vehicle, I don't want anything with electronic fuel injection neither.

dodge

commie faggot

Costs money to buy gas

Costs money to buy mandatory plates

Costs money to buy mandatory insurance

Costs money to maintain internet connection

So...How much money is in your reserve before you're blowing truckers?

You know what's interesting about this case is that they were taken by someone in a Toyota Tacoma

Elon Musk retweeted this photo a few hours ago.

In the woods.

i need to buy starlink as a backup internet source when primary goes out.

You are supposed to be MAKING money by working remotely. That's what the StarLink is for.

what is so urgent that you need the internet all the time?

get a mini they're cool

So what decent-paying job can me with a blue collar background do on a laptop that isn't (((crypto)))?

Customer support, sales. A lot of office jobs became remote during COVID. Most of them do not require advanced degrees. You can probably do them.

goyota

Yuck

just live in the truck

no

you can be an IT support slave and also be homeless

we should think about maoism

That just adds hungry to the list.

in cities
you poo in plastic bags and throw the bags in puplic trash cans

Too pricy. A backpack and a lean-to are all a man needs.

maybe the oligarchs lied to us about our "enemies"

yeah... duh

just live like an absolute fucking serf in a boomertoy!

backpack and a lean-to

kek, look at the queen here, your jacket pockets and a scavenged cardboard box for the night are more than enough for a real man

you disgusting nigger

You can be a Anon Babble moderator.

consider Organized Crime and the Illicit Pleasures of Real Masculinity (Gangster Shit)

truck

Just buy a lot of land and put a trailer on it if you're going to be like this, live out in the middle of nowhere where there's no infrastructure and busybodies.

I hear their pay is being doubled soon.

is it immoral to rob a rich person? no, not really

I always laugh at these guys in pic related. Act like they go days and miles into the wilderness where they need extra gas etc. their trucks don't even have a scratch and they most likely just drive the thing to the store and back.

Funny you say this. When republicans and democrats both agreed to ship my job to spicland and i was homeless I lived a truck with a camper shell for a few months, not as nice as that one but it worked and back then you could work under the table easily if you were a White man since the White contractors did not want to hire Mexcians but that was back before the USA was a petty, red tape snitch society like it is today.

Some of us have jobs with actual responsibilty.
Live anywhere in north america and you have to log in for 40hrs a week. Sounds like a pretty chill slave job to me.

This but unironically. The right-wing self-sufficiency offshoot may be well-intentioned, and is good to a point. But when you spend all day working on that shit and still end up with a lower standard of living than many nomadic tribes maybe - just maybe you're not winning at life. You're basically a refugee at that point after having fleed your normal home, only difference is you're still in the US.

There comes a point when it's all just a big distraction from the real issues.

Meanwhile people in ragged out Crown Vics do more offroading than these poseurs.

A loincloth and stick only for future Americans

Imagine not having a shit bucket

40 hours a week

chill slave job

we could run an even more advanced and prosperous society on like... four hours of labour, per day and have an actual culture.

instead... well, everybody's enslaved, doing fake jobs, for the sake of elon and bezos et al

It’s all modded up flaggot

how are you powering the starlink

The homeless just do it on the sidewalk you are living in luxury

Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you trolling and shilling on Anon Babble about the stupidest shit imaginable? If you aren't being paid to do this, then it's just pathetic, dude. Have some self-respect.

At the door is drafty man
Crown him with my poopoo can
Zog bot is now blind and smelly
Gets sick from poo his in belly
Find someone else drafty man
I have far more shitting cans.

Just like shooting all the sparrows will quadruple the harvest right?

that truck needs bigger tires if he's gonna drive innawoods

Dodge doesn’t own Ram anymore retard, Stellantis does and there made in Mexico you retarded niggerfaggot.

In the forest. It’s much better than wasting gallons of water just for one turd.

Good enough for da pope good enough for me

What do you need all that lint and fancy cardboard for? Just run naked and rest in meadows as God intended.

YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE VAN

shilling for gook shit over american

kys chink

I need a shower and a comfy shit, can't do those in a truck.

nu suv with a 4 foot bed

overlarp equipped

boomer

yep

I have like 60 guns some of which are worth more than that truck would have gone for new. Where would I securely store them?

Sell the long guns. Put the pistols in a wheelbarrow and keep them near you at all times.

not wearing all the pistols fully loaded

It's the only way to be sure.

you WILL live in a 5 foot enclosure by yourself

how bout I beat your ass instead

he doesn’t have a 5th gen 4Runner and multiple HK firearms, in addition to 100+ acres

Ngmi

Why not buy a property then?
To set up a truck like OP would cost what, like $60k minimum? Why not buy a decent second hand truck without all the fag gear on it for $20k and then use the remaining $40k for a deposit on a cheap rural property that you will be able to pay off within 5 years?
What is the point of living out of your car when you are making money and can live wherever you want?

Fake and gay, what I need is a chevy astrovan

Imagine being a retarded niggerfaggot who doesn’t know Rams have been built by retarded spics since 2014

Sure if you enjoy the gay solitude lifestyle go ahead and live in your truck.

what kind of property can you pay off in 5 years these days ? if it cost that low then you will have to spend at least half the price to get it renewed.

Dodge is israeli

Where are you living? Fucking lala land you goose. No rural property is going to be paid off in 5 years, they're as expensive as metro properties. Also living in your car is a shit idea, you will figure that one out when you realize windows does not = good insulation and you freeze your ass off and rely on your own farts for warmth.

Go on Zillow right now and put in a max price of $200k. You can get amazing rural properties already renovated/refurbished for under $200k in almost every state in the US. With a $40k deposit from the money that you saved by not buying that stupid fucking truck that means you only have to take out a loan of $160k. You can easily pay off a $160k loan in 5 years with an average full time income from a remote job.

Not in Australia obviously but in the US you absolutely can buy a rural property in good condition for under $200k.
This was the first place I found when putting Arizona in Zillow at that price range.
zillow.com/homedetails/9855-E-Irvington-Rd-2-Tucson-AZ-85730/450126059_zpid/
Try it for any other state and you will get the same result. If you can work remotely in the US there is zero reason to live out of your vehicle.

Well I guess not many anons want to live in a desert anon.

you are like every person who has never been a homeowner.

give me 5 options of amazing renovated properties under 200k. I'll wait.

That's right. In the US, it gets cold at night. So you have to move with the seasons. Winters in FL. Summers further North. Hawaii is good year-round.

This, you aren’t touching anything okish under 300k in any place of any decency.

And to top it off 300k in american dollars isn't exactly easily saved up because most people who work are on less than 20 an hour, some working on 12 bucks an hour.

in any place of any decency

Yeah sure you will never find a decent property for under $300k if you arbitrary exclude any home that isn't 40 minute drive from a Walmart and a Taco Bell.
But if you can't deal with the inconvenience of living outside of a built up area then good fucking luck living with the inconvenience of livng out of a car fkr any extended period of time.
The whole point OP is making is that if you can work remote then you don't need a house. Well if you can work remote then you can also live away from the amenities that create property value, negating the need to live out of your car. That's the point.

most people who work are on less than 20 an hour, dome working on 12 bucks an hour

The median US fulltime salary is the equivalent of $31 USD an hour. Sure, if you're poor then you're fucked, but if you're poor then you are not affording the truck setup in OP so its a moot point.

I have both

Starlink is more government tracking. Pass.

Wherever he wants. Just like god intended.

he fell for both memes

ok, klaus