What's the best way to an hero if I don't want my body to be discovered ever?

The terminator 2 route

helicopter ride

My bones remain

solo caving with only one flashlight and no extra batteries

Come to my house
:)

get eaten by wild animals

Become the 17th Prime Minister of Australia and piss off the CIA.

Become an astronaut and fuck something up

Don't do it, my dude
You hang in there my friend, and live to a fine old
Yeah things might be tough, but you gotta stay chipper in the bad times

Take some walks outside and make sure to eat well

Jump into an active volcano.

Don't kill yourself if you're White

Pay a trucker $2000 to drop you somewhere along the Cascade scenic bypass up in northern WA. Don't tell him your name. Say you're meeting a buddy in the back country for the hike of your life.
Pack a big enough bag to go 2 or 3 days into the back country.
Carve out a 4 ft deep hole in a random foothill.make sure it's pretty unstable and prone to collapse. Go inside, start chipping away at the edges of the hole until the ground above begins collapsing and covering the entrance to the hole you dug.
If you don't mind dying in darkness, collapse it all the way. You should effectively be buried at this point. In the side of some random foothill that nobody will EVER climb.
Pop 9mm in the mouth, overdose, bleed out. Whatever you feel like doing after that.

there's a river in wales where the water will suck your body to the bottom and you cannot escape, it's a one way trip. there's probably thousands of animal corpses at the bottom, a literal treasure trove of bones. you could join them anon!

I was thinking about an bathtub full of acid.

Thoughts?

They'll find your body. fermentation makes an awful smell, the trick is to dissolve without making a smell, sight, sound whilst also leaving no knowledge of what happened.

suicide is haram bro

Oh wait you're in Hungary. Yeah, may as well just hike into the mountains and let the animals scatter your bones.
You could also just dig a hole in sand on a river brank until it collapses on you.

Sounds like you aren't.. hungary enough

Hike to the top of Mount McKinley and overdose on heroin. It's too dangerous for anyone to retrieve your corpse. You'll be a well-preserved corpsicle forever, or until the Earth's geography/climate changes in millions of years.

The Sahara Desert is also huge. Should be easy to get buried within the dunes there out in the middle of nowhere.

With bodies of water you risk currents washing your corpse ashore. Although you might find a gator-infested area in Florida, overdose there, and hope that the gators finish off your remains.

Rent a truck with a hitch and tow the sailboat to the blacksea

Retard, why would you kill yourself? Buy ticket to pic related and live happily ever after, I will eventually do it to see you there, it has constant 30c and no winter.

Dive into a vulcano.
But honestly, best bet is to not do it. People have been in miserable situations and still went on.
You are not guarantued to win, but you should try either way.
Remember that Berlin was defended in April and May 1945 (by the most multinational army to ever exist, probably [obviously the germans being the majority])
No matter what modern (((historians))) will tell you about how pointless it was, dont listen to them. There is a reason why they say it.

You haven't told us the reason for killing yourself.

Joe Rogan was talking about how people get disappear in American national parks all the time. So sell your things for a one-way ticket to the USA, hike into the woods and hang yourself not too far above the ground. Wild animals will eat you.

or fly into the sun.

Also you could hook up with an obese black woman. I hear they consume the man after sex.

goto the woods where bears are spotted. Go at night... kill self. Bears eats everything. bones and all.

fly into the sun

nigger how the fuck is he gonna get to the sun

jump into a vat of sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide

Gypsyitus

nigger i said FLY.

You can't buy that shit.

Sacrifice yourself to a Volcano & maybe your donation will bring a bountiful Harvest next season

Get five pigs.

Set them up somewhere in a secluded, wooded area.

Starve them for 3 days.

An Hero in pen.

Become pig shit.

Pigs will likely escape once they're hungry enough again.

he's probably not white