I'm going to volunteer for azov in july/august to kill runiggers

looking forward to the gore video clip of your ass being rammed w/ an autonomous drone

Why not just lie and tell people you fought in Ukraine? How the fuck are they going to check?

OP have you ever been shot at I bet no
Otherwise you would never sign up for this shit
After seeing all the rekt wembs here you still want to get involved
You must be retarded son

i know and i 100% accept that. it's been a long time considering
i don't expect to survive runigger imprisonment so I know that's not an option if worst comes to worst
lifes a bitch and then you die. after summer I'm free to do as I please and this is what I want to do while the opportunity is still there. whatever else there is to do with life I don't want.
god bless

That’s true. You wouldn’t even have to leave Ukraine. Guess how much money you can get paid with 1 years experience with Roosky tier weapon systems as an operator. $2,000
…per fucking day.
And I am not even joking or making it up. Check around, you’ll see.
So. Pot an Igor for me while you are there and tell them

that’s for shilling on /pol and blagging that russia was going to produce the PutinStation games system free from woke bollox for the gamers, trying to truck us into supporting jewish globogarch glow midges with pepperoni nips.

It’s not as catchy as done Hollywood one action hero one liners but it has basis in fact.

Hurry the fuck up and do it, nato cultist. No one, either on pol or real life, will miss you. Hell, you might wind up in one of the goreporn videos where uhg pretends you’re Russian

Imagine volunteering to kill other White men when you could have gone to the Middle East to shoot sand niggers. You’re spiritually a shitskin.

fuck you britnigger
you cunts are the worst your humor is sad

lmao nigga you dying for absolutely fucking nothing

Talk is cheap

You won't do it. You're a pussy.

HOWEVER,

If the 1% chance of you following through hits, you will almost certainly end up fertilizing Russian soil.

i know and i 100% accept that. it's been a long time considering

provided ur not just larping, i dont think uve really thought thru how much you would regret how much u wasted ur life once a group of fucken psychos in masks come up on u. have u seen that video of the american merc who says "whats up" with his shaky voice when the russian in the mask is walking toward him before he is shot dead? ya u will be so full of fear and regret and would do anything to not be there. and for what. so u can fight for the ukrainians? fuck that. they are the same as the russians at the end of the day. if u are struggling with meaning be a good member of ur community, or just build urself up first, get close with a god of ur understanding.

You realize their international mercenaries are treated like the most open meat puppets in the entire conflict right? Like they just send you to die in a suicide mission, and because you’re a merc they’re going to deny you even exist. Absolutely the dumbest thing you could do in this war is join up from the outside. Also

I’ll have so much security experience!

Nobody likes hiring international Mercs, you’re going into that field and it is a pretty fucking certain death at this point. You’re not getting Blackwater after that bro, cushy gigs guarding a Saudi princes house, you’re just gonna be part of a meat wave.

Stop talking and just go already, unless you're a little baby pussy bitch nigger. Leave your Nordic women to the niggers and arabs

Good luck, I'm trying to join the Russian side and throw in with the milita

I hope the first deployment you get blown up then slowly bleed out like a faggot all alone

Probably not military experience
Russia Probably won't accept me even with former zogbot training, understandable though, I just wanted the speed up citizenship to settle down

Don't try to help. Let him go die
You're doing the right thing, OP

you wont go pussy.
coward

Enjoy dying for the gay open borders white hating EU.

i can't go right at this moment i'm sorry
world is shaped by great men and you die at one point so why not make yours matter. and if you don't die the rewards can be incredible. you can't get a better deal anywhere else, legally.

anyways i see how this thread looks and don't want to seem like an attention-whore so i'll just leave it at this.

so you wait till its over to volunteer and act tough?

great men

You’re signing up to die in a stupid suicide mission so Ukrainian oligarchs can keep laundering money. Nothing great about what you’re doing. If you want a career in PMC you need like 20 years of active duty service in a real military, what you’re signing up for isn’t even going to bother putting up a plaque for you after you get turned into paste. It will deny you ever existed because it’s not exactly legally upright and the international community looks down upon it. You’re not going to get paid, that number is a lie. You’re going to be handed old gear, and sent to distract the Russians while the main army tries to do something else. There’s nothing noble about it, and nobody will remember you. You’re not making history you’re disappearing into it.

If you want a career in PMC you need like 20 years of active duty

This. Plus a bunch of schools and it needs to be a spotless record

buy an ad

You're on the side I hope loses and it sounds like you have a deathwish. if you make it out I hope you make the most of life

If you've ever wondered what a fake shill thread started by Ukrainian Intelligence looks like, this is one.

you learn ukrainian to speak to the girls

no, thanks

i'm going to volunteer for azov in july/august to kill runiggers

later that day

i'm going to volunteer for azov in july/august to kill runiggers

You could be Saint like Jason or Andreas but insread you chose to die for jew...good riddance

Romanticizing this war means you didnt study its combat footage and are going to get truth nvked with an unplanned expedition into minefield and drone blowing your dick off after 3 days of atraight artillery
Peepeepoopoo and a cumfart too

Most the posters itt are as scared as you are

You chance of surviving a year is extremely small.

They don't take troons anymore anon.

video of the american merc who says "whats up"

Link to the vid?

I know retards with zero military experience that made it back.
Not saying I support your decision but good luck.

ikke engang vernepliktige?
kan du fortelle mer?

I hope you kill many Russians

Barndomskompis med masse narko på rullebladet absolutt ingen førstegangstjeneste dro dit bort, han ble skada av en drone, han va i bucha.
Hørte han flyttet til Danmark å gifta seg, vi trudde han va død leeenge.

They are clawing people off the streets, if you are afraid to be rejected don't worry you won't.

May I ask how old you are?
I know of a second friend who's been toying with the idea but he has small children at home, I'd be dissapointed if he sacrificed their childhood to roll the dice on some stupid gamble like this.

synd men glad det går bra med han.
takk for info. har hørt om lignende historier hvor de godtar folk uten erfaring men da var det helt i begynnelsen da alle de gamle og utrente retardsene som ville bli med dro. sånn som jeg ser det har de skjerpet seg og utviklet både landet og forsvarsgrenen sin ganske raskt

idk search for "what's up" ukraine, russia merc, etc i seen it a while ago and also yesterday. u dont see the guy hes wearing a go pro or something. just a regular american and a bomb goes off he screams slightly he is on his ass filming up then breathing hard then u see the russians come out into the frame with masks on like death itself and his voice is shaky he says "whats up" as if to be conciliatory and these guys just raise their firearm and boom no hesitation.

the idea that someone would go there risking that for....what? for the glory of .... "ukraine?"

Jeg er i 20-årene. Ingen barn eller familie utenfor foreldrene mine.

Cant imagine they would get picky at this point in the war.

work as a security contractor..

...while having PTSD is his best endgame.

Okok, I know they have laxxer reqs for drone builders/pilots, you'd start in the rear but I imagine it's as good a foot in the door as any, drone wise Ukraine has way more experience than Norway even, might make you valued back in Norway who knows, our military haven't started using FPV drones I think.

Lmao no just do a few years with a regular army

I look forward to memeing the footage of your gruesome death.

you'll unironically have a greater resume for anything security related than any iraq/afghanistan boomer has

Are you retarded? No boomer fought in any of those wars

I'd like to add however back in the day contractors would take in ex UN peacekeepers, you could be doing more survivable noble work like escorting school busses and general security.
Nothing wrong with with that.

reported lol

Definitivt. Når jeg var i førstegangstjenesten var krigen allerede i gang. Det nærmeste Norge kommer i dag til modernisert dronekrig er enkelte spesialister i kompanier.
Ikke for å si at de ikke kommer til å utvikle seg videre i dette, da. Men det kommer åpenbart til å ta lang tid. Ikke at det har noe som helst å si, da. Norges forsvar er i bunn og grunn bare rent avskrekkende

Wasn't Azov wiped out 2 years ago?

Lol no youre going to hide out on Anon Babble and seethe about ziggers. Then youll post videos from years ago while ukrain takes 22 to 1 losses in men. Of course I could be wrong and you go and get put in the next suicide wave. Nobody is going to pay 2k per day, but theyll bait you in and throw you at the meat grinder. Top kek.

Eh, versions of it were. The first ones was destroyed in the Donbass war. It has just been reconstituted over and over again.

Our politicians will bend the knee and work for whatever occupation force like they always have.
You will never see a mobilization here because it would piss off their future bosses.
We had a standing army of 200k in the 90s and they threw it away because bikers and gang members started using their skills on the streets.
Honestly an ok trade off in my opinion, white violence kept foreign criminals on the perifere, now we got niggers with switched out Glocks spraying our streets.

I hope you understand just how high risk this is, and the fact you'll probably never even see a Russian soldier since this is an artillery war. Good luck regardless.

Can't wait to see you in a drone webm :3

All of you are niggers and nothing will ever change that Anon Babble

Can he not see the flashlight? Why hide there? Doesn't even have his gun ready

lawlskis, have fun dying for zog idiot

there was another webm floatin around here of some faggot getting wasted and this russian zooms a camera onto the Norwegian cross flag embroidered on his jacket. but hey, you can pretend all you want youll come back alive

t. OIF veteran, 2006+

Do an emote for pov drone that'll blow your limbs off

that's pretty retarded, but at least you'll be outside getting fresh air.

getting fresh air.

keke nice pun man

Why now when Russia is advancing all over the front ? You'll 100% die.

Gods work m8 - good luck to you !

Do a Roman salute and then grab your balls if you know your being observed and about to die, then we'll know you aren't a larping faggot

Go back to India saar.

If I survive 1 year

Most of you reddit recruits last a month at tops. Usually it's 2 weeks or less. Bye bye retard.

Yeah it’s absolutely not worth it. Unless you get to be in a drone unit that sits relatively safely beyond the contact line, which you probably won’t as a foreigner (I think), you’ll probably just die or get an injury after having killed 0 Russians. Maybe you’ll actually kill Russians if you get into a spec ops unit but without military experience that probably won’t happen. Regular Ukrainian infantry just end up in basements and trenches waiting for a shell or glide bomb to fall on them all while suffering under the worst, most thread-bare support conditions imaginable. You’re literally just a meat barrier, a guy with a gun, unless you’re spec ops or some kind of specialist unit.

Do you really think you were the first one to do this? Get fucked lmao.