Why is meme/internet Christianity a thing? Why don't other religions meme themselves as well as Christianity does...

Why is meme/internet Christianity a thing? Why don't other religions meme themselves as well as Christianity does? Also why does internet Christianity tend to be geared towards either Catholicism or Orthodoxy while Protestantism always gets mogged on?

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it's about grifting and catholicism is the most mass marketable

You allowed interracial sex.
Sorry but white men created their own mistakes. So many troons. So little time to brawl.

Protestantism has no iconography. In the US, it's most commonly associated with megachurches and israel worship.

Also why does internet Christianity tend to be geared towards either Catholicism or Orthodoxy while Protestantism always gets mogged on?

Protestants get mogged because in their attempt to abandon the fake and gay wannabe jewish cult that is Catholicism they just doubled down on the bad and butchered too much of the rest.

Nah its mostly associated with baptist or Methodist.

Also why does internet Christianity tend to be geared towards either Catholicism or Orthodoxy

Because of their antiquity. They are the most recognizable sects. They also use giant buildings with a lot if decorations and luxury. So they attract a lot of attention.

while Protestantism always gets mogged on?

Because protestanism is associated with white people, Americans, Republicans and conservatives. So they are easy targets.

Jehovah's Witnesses here, AMA

You do realize you're in a cult and that mainstream Christianity doesn't consider you Christian, right? Oh but I'm sure you justify this with a persecution complex.

Why is meme/internet Christianity a thing?

because it is not

Why don't other religions meme themselves as well as Christianity does?

Muslims taking over Europe, churches are empty
>Also why does internet Christianity tend to be geared towards either Catholicism or Orthodoxy while Protestantism always gets mogged on?
your claims have no rational argument at all

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How many roasties have you fucked will door knocking?

Why is meme/internet Christianity a thing?

(Luke 19:40) But in reply he said: “I tell YOU, If these remained silent, the stones would cry out.”

(Habakkuk 2:11) For out of [the] wall a stone itself will cry out plaintively, and from the woodwork a rafter itself will answer it.

(Matthew 3:9) and do not presume to say to yourselves, ‘As a father we have Abraham.’ For I say to YOU that God is able to raise up children to Abraham from these stones.

The Word of God will not be silenced, censored nor destroyed. It will always cry out through any means.

None. They don't answer the door because they are passed out from the debauchery from Friday night.

Meme/internet christcuckery is brown. The only whites who take religion seriously are like 90 years old.

Meme cucktianity is a way for brownoids to be "right-wing' without white nationalism.

that mainstream Christianity doesn't consider you Christian, right?

The truth is not dependent on quantity of believers. It is based on facts and evidence. Things the mainstream churches don't have.

The mainstream churches have 2000 years of rigorous in-depth theology far beyond anything you have. The evidence is in their favor, not yours.

Why don't other religions meme themselves as well as Christianity does?

No way Muslims are posting on fucking Anon Babble.

I don't know much about JW. Where should I go to learn more? If I find out it's another failed catholic psyop I'm going to be pissed.

If you're talking about Anon Babble, aspiring ethno-nationalists seek a spiritual center for white values and look at Christianity as such a center due to its history in Europe.

If that's true why have they fragmented themselves into thousands of sects? How many different ways can you tell the truth?

It's pushed by US intelligence agencies.
DUH!
Even the CIA is claiming it has evidence of Noah's ark or some BS to keep this con going.

jesus was just a pedophile

Our regular website.

jw.org

It is full of articles, digital books, and a search engine for all Bible related questions.

We also have an entire encyclopedia archive.

wol.jw.org/en/wol/h/r1/lp-e

That is for advanced Bible students and researchers that want to study certain subjects. For example you can type in Armageddon, Great Tribulation, Soul, Hell, and all references come up
teaching in detail where those are in the Bible and what they mean.

tv.jw.org/#en/home

Request a free Bible Study

jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/free-bible-study/

Find a meeting near you

apps.jw.org/E_SRCHMTGMAPS

Enjoy

If you're not Christian, you're not white.

Islam is straight up retarded and Muslims are inbred. Even if they weren't inbred, the religion is so retarded that it'd be impossible to get more than just heckin angry man yelling

Buddhism is just a bunch of cucks and roasties

Hinduism is literally people who shit on the streets and worship elephants

Judaism is just a meme, their entire religion is built around coping against Christ. Most are atheists LARPers

Also Christianity has endless volumes of writing from literally the smartest people who have ever lived spending their lives writing theology. Then those writings inspire others who inspire others, ad infinitum. Our civilization is simply objectively superior.

Ironic you should say this given that you're one of those sects.

But also, they haven't. This only applies to Protestantism. Catholicism, the largest Christian Church in the world which literally 50% of all Christians worldwide belong to is one Church.

Also, even considering the other apostolic Churches, there's only like three others in total besides the Catholic Church: Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox, Assyrian Church of the East. Apostolic Christianity at most consists of like four, maybe five, Churches in total.

Also even when we get to the 6 gorillion Protestant sects there's literally at least one core doctrine that basically everyone agrees on, no matter Catholic, Protestant, or Orthodox. That is the Trinity and incarnation of Christ. Literally everyone agrees that this is what defines you as being a Christian. Mainstream Christianity is basically Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Anglicanism, Lutheranism, Reformed, Methodists, and Baptist, and all of them teach the Trinity.

Mildly funny that the Catholic and Orthodox Church both have newer liturgy than the Anglican and Lutheran churches. So the fake antiquity. Even the Latin mass they do at Catholic Churches post dates the Anglican and Lutheran liturgies. One of the Anglican ones, the use of Sarum was actually copied by the Catholic Church. So it's all grifting. Obviously Anglicanism is a massive grift as was literally created as a grift. It is still the oldest continuous version of Christianity from an aesthetics version, as the Catholic Church changed in 1570 with the Tridentine Mass, while the Anglican service came out in 1549. Most orthodox stuff, even Greek is actually from the 18th century, and so is even newer than the Music used in an Anglican service.

The Trinity is a Helenistic philosophical idea and pagan belief. Not a Biblical teaching. We know this because of the definitions used to describe it: Essence, substance, nature, homoousios, and persons is all Greek metaphysical terms originating in Helenistic Philosophy going back to Plato and Aristotle. The word hypostatic union comes from hypostasis. It is a philosophical idea from Helenistic Greek Philosophy. The Trinity can only be supported with pagan doctrine. These terms and beliefs are not found in the Bible but in Plato, Aristotle, and Pythagoras. The Trinity can be traced back through old triad gods, Greek Philosophy, and Hindu avatarism.

The definitions of the Trinity itself: Essence, substance, nature, homoousios, persons, hypostatic union are from Plato, Aristotle, and Pythagoras all taught these centuries before Jesus was born. Just trace "hypostatic union" on Wikipedia. It goes straight back to Plato, Aristotle and Neoplatonism.

Think about this: If I started using word like "Means of Labor," "bourgeoisie," "proletariat," "Base and superstructure" and called myself a Libertarian you'd all cry foul and accuse me of being a Marxist and Communist. Why? Because all my terminology used to describe "Libertarian" ideology is all Marxist in nature. You would all call me a fraud.

Why not with the Trinty? That's where the entire definition of the Trinity comes from. None of the terminologies, definitions, and understanding of the Trinity comes from the Bible. It all comes from Greek Philosophy, Stoicism, Hindus, and Pagans.

AHHHH WHY DIDN'T I FOLLOW THAT VERY SPECIFIC SECT OF JEW WORSHIP AHHHHHHH

this is what christcucks actually believe

Do you have Christian family members? It's all they talk about, their lives is centered around it, bro

"... the doctrine of the Trinity was of gradual and comparatively late formation; that it had its origin in a source entirely foreign from that of the Jewish and Christian scriptures; that it grew up, and was ingrafted on Christianity, through the hands of the Platonizing Fathers."– p. 34, The Church of the First Three Centuries, Alvan Lamson, D.D. (see WT 15 Oct. 1978, p. 32.)

“The impression could arise that the Trinitarian dogma is in the last analysis a late 4th-century invention. In a sense, this is true . . . The formulation ‘one God in three Persons’ was not solidly established, certainly not fully assimilated into Christian life and its profession of faith, prior to the end of the 4th century.”—New Catholic Encyclopedia (1967), Volume 14, page 299.

"Nor is it only in historical religions that we find God viewed as a trinity. One recalls in particular the Neoplatonic view of the Supreme or Ultimate Reality which was suggested by Plato." - Encyclopedia of Religion and Ethics, Hastings, p. 458, vol. XII.

“The trinity of persons within the unity of nature is defined in terms of ‘person’ and ‘nature’ which are Greek philosophical terms; actually the terms do not appear in the Bible. The trinitarian definitions arose as the result of long controversies in which these terms and others such as ‘essence’ and ‘substance’ were erroneously applied to God by some theologians.”—John L. McKenzie, S.J., Dictionary of the Bible (New York, 1965), p. 899

"All things are three, and thrice is all: and let us use this number in the worship of the gods. For as the Pythagoreans say, everything and all things are bound by threes, for the end, the middle, and the beginning have this number in everything, and these compose the number of the trinity." - Aristotle, as quoted in Paganism in our Christianity, Arthur Weigall, p. 198, Putnam, NY. (Weigall is quoting from On the Heavens, Bk I, ch. i., by Aristotle who died 322 B.C.)

"They appear to have regarded Pythagoras as a divine being [founders of religions tend to `develop' into a divinity or deity for that religion after a period of time] a status which he shared with certain numbers also, particularly one, three, and ten." "Neo-Pythagoreanism's importance consists chiefly in its influence on Neoplatonism ... and on Christian [?] Theology by Clement of Alexandria (150-220 A. D.)." The Greek Philosophers, Warner, p. 219, 1958.

"Nor is it only in historical religions that we find God viewed as a trinity. One recalls in particular the Neoplatonic view of the Supreme or Ultimate Reality which was suggested by Plato." - Encyclopedia of Religion and Ethics, Hastings, p. 458, vol. XII

Why is meme/internet Christianity a thing?

boomers and normoids got on the internet after 2015.

after 2015

You're too young to be posting here champ.

Protestantism is lazy and pathetic. Its a religeon that revolves around doing nothing and its aesthetic matches it with your tshirt pastors and grape juice communion.

I sparked the fire. I challenged all my enemies, and I won.

Ok so for one you're overlooking the fact that words like hypostasis do actually appear in the sacred texts of the original Greek e.g. Hebrews 1:3 "ὅς εἰμί ἀπαύγασμα ὁ δόξα καί χαρακτήρ ὁ ὑπόστασις (hypostasis) αὐτός φέρω τέ ὁ πᾶς ὁ ῥῆμα ὁ δύναμις αὐτός καθαρισμός ὁ ἁμαρτία ποιέω καθίζω ἐν δεξιός ὁ μεγαλωσύνη ἐν ὑψηλός" a verse that is one of many that form the basis for how Christians have traditionally understood the relations within the Trinity.

You're also overlooking already present amalgamations of Grecian ideas present in the NT as well such as Middle Platonist influence on NT cosmology as explicated especially in the Pauline epistles (check out this scholarly article isthatinthebible.wordpress.com/2019/08/17/the-structure-of-heaven-and-earth-how-ancient-cosmology-shaped-everyones-theology/), not to mention the seemingly Stoic influence on GJohn's Logos which likely was also part of early Christian syntheses of a variety of demiurgical concepts in Hellenistic world (again due to Middle Platonism, see the article above). The New Testament writers were steeped in Hellenistic culture. They were familiar with its tropes. You act if as Judaism wasn't Hellenized. Spoiler alert: Literally everyone in Greco-Roman world at this time was Hellenized. Just as everyone in America today is Americanized no matter what sub-group you belong to in the United States. Ever read Revelation 12? Yeah well it's clearly a re-working of Leto and Apollo myth.

But putting all of this aside, you're essentially arguing from a genetic fallacy. So what if the early Christians made use of terms from Greek philosophy? It neither follows that they were given the same meaning when used in Christian theological contexts, nor does it follow that Christians were inventing anything, more so they were trying to explain already believed in doctrines through the tools available to them at the time.

the group who is notoriously hard working and driven are lazy

You can say honestly a lot about prots but them being lazy isn't one of them.

muh aesthetics

Its been abandoned. All the aesthetics are from cobbled together over centuries from all over the world with none new being created within the last 300 years.

Why don't you take a step back and actually read what the other side has to say instead of spouting your tired polemics? I recommend pic rel.

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Between the constant shitting on Protestants and the infinite church splits and denominations compared every single other religion it's almost like there is something or someone intentionally attacking and sabotaging Prot groups from within and without

Two groups
the catholics who are forever mad the prots fucked up their grift and exposed it more than any other and themselves though infinite purity spiraling while still trying to grift.

catholics worship non-whites

protestants worship jews

Jehovah's Witnesses here, AMA

is jesus god?

She's going to copypasta all her answers to you from her cult website. She used to do this on Anon Babble all the time when she used to proselytize there. She has no ability to think for herself, she's completely indoctrinated in her cult's beliefs.

Hypostasis means two things: person, assured. The Hypostasis I'm talking about is the PHILOSOPHICAL Hypostasis, aka, hypostatic union. The idea of One God, three persons. That idea is from Greek philosophy. Not a Biblical idea.

I did where do you think I got those quotes from.

No

???

why does internet Christianity tend to be geared towards either Catholicism or Orthodoxy while Protestantism always gets mogged on?

Because Prots have either been led to ignore centuries of the church, or have been taught to outright reject it ( )