Aus/pol/ ELECTION DAY THREAD

Vooted for ON since they were the only non cucked choice in my electorate.

It would be funny if normie voters changed their mind just due to being forced to queue between jeets for 2 hours.

apolitical "my mum told me to voot Labor" voters getting radicalised 10 minutes before voting.

Why didn't they vote early? There was literally 2 people when I went

Based, I had to WAIT for about a fucking hour where I am in a que, because of jeets, nigs and afghans. AEC lady was like "Oh you made it to the front! It's only been an hour!" They had fuck all staff.

what are the odds on Labor forming government or minority?

Very fucking high. VOOTs don't matter.

Wow another geetarist calling Dutton a heckin Neo-Nazi
New and exciting

Where are these long lines? I vooted just before lunch this morning and there was no line. Just strolled up to the AEC worker, got my ballots, artistically filled them out and fucked off without hassle.

I'm voting by not voting. Cenno will cover the 20

That kid was calling Albanese a fuck wit. But said all of them are the same.

I voted for greens and then labor
One thing I noticed was that the Greens how to vote guy was just standing around like a dope not paying attention to the people coming through
Sadly when an elderly liberal woman asked me if I wanted a card I said no thank you like a coward

might vote once the footy is over

I was talking about the headline below ABSOLUTELY FERAL(god forbid you have to stand in line for a bit)
Interesting about the zoomer though but then he's probably a Greenie

You know the people handing out those pamphlets were all JEETS where I was, I looked at the JEET and he looked away and decided not to give me anything and hassled some other JEET instead.

fuck 'australians' then

I would say the most likely outcome is Labor minority gov, just 1 or 2 seats short of majority and Libs pick up some of their teal seats back.
There is a chance that the polling TPP read is off and coalition form a majority but given how badly they've been humiliated in the final stretch, I can't see that happening.

We'll have an idea of what is going on by about 7:30PM

Cope. Labor will win a Majority, Dutton will lose his seat

Walked straight in and out of my polling place in under five minutes, must suck living in a diversified area.

We need a no niggers no kikes party

I was about to vote, saw the line and did a 180. If you want me to vote don't put me through a humiliation ritual.

Early voted over a week ago since being an austim is a disability apparently.
LNP last, Labor second last, greens third last and filled in all 56 of those cunting senate niggers.
Literally all it takes is putting those three last but the normies won't do it and so deserve the shit gubberment we will get as a result.

Rejoin the line at exactly 5:59 PM and force some AEC cunt to go into overtime by taking 30 minutes to fill in the senate sheet

I'm voting Steph Hunter

Voting is the ritual. It doesn't count, it is solely for humiliation.
Aus is secret ballot: the populace can't know what others voted for, so you can say whatever you want about the outcome of voting and no member of the populace can ever dispute it: there's no register to check which votes came from which specific voters.
Making you 'participate' is the whole joke.

thats not cope thats fuck australians
you pile of faggot shit
labor voters really do have the aura of a pile of faggot shit its genetic

And the sooner they nuke Streetshittia the sooner the Fake Colleges will run out of Cert III in Shitsmeared Food Delivery students.
Keks when Payman Goatfucker Party gets BoP in the Senate and start blocking non-islamic immigration.

mfw so lonely not even trumpet of patriots want to text me

I've worked at a polling place before and the numbers on the AEC website were the actual numbers that were counted in the room where I physically was. If you don't believe them you can always try working at a polling place on election day, they'll take pretty much anyone.

Vote Amy!

reminder

the actual numbers that were counted in the room where I physically was

Were pieces of paper with no names or anything suggesting they actually came from a voter. You count the pieces of paper you're given.

they'll take pretty much anyone.

Sounds secure and accountable.

kek

Bros, why are Greens girls so cute?

Only three (3) aus/pol/ threads

pathetic

You can early vote without a valid reason. You just show up and say I can't vote on the day. They don't check up or even ask.

Were pieces of paper with no names or anything suggesting they actually came from a voter. You count the pieces of paper you're given.

They do an initial count at the place, they literally take the box (which some sad cunt had to guard all day), dump it on a table, and everyone counts what comes out.

It breaks the Anon Babbletard stereotype

socialists have better genetics than cousin uncle having bootlickers

what the fuck

They do an initial count

Then any further count can be done and have a new result. Well done.

no bra

HNNNNNG

nothing turns me on quite like a sophisticated, independent, hot Greens gurl.

What should I vote as an immigrant who hates pajeets but also Karens and suburbanite cabrains, and loves urbanity and walkable cities like Europe?

Labor, trust me

Got in and out in 5 minutes. I like living in a country farming area

Imagine trying to debate against someone this cute.

Disgusting personality. Would though

Chinese characters on Aussie election signs

just nuke us

Isn't it better to just exhaust your senate vote if you want to punish a party/candidate rather than numbering every single box so that you can put them last?

My understanding is that when the election comes down to the final senate vote, exhaustion leaves several split ends. If it Socialist Alliance vs One Nation and both were at 0.5 quota, your epic 104th final socialist preference would ironically be the vote that gets them over the line

Art hoes.

voting for a wog

HNNNNNG

Vooted. Lab 1

if it's anything like Canada, there will be scrutineers from each party (or at least the big ones) watching the polling station, or at least the count, to verify it.

Same

I couldn't vote for ON. Porline didn't impress during initial phases of Covid, albeit did improve as it went on. Thing is, the initial phases were vital, and she failed. Also that dirty poofter James Ashby is just an Indo loving cunt, and a worthless scrote. I went for fat Clive, because he's the fattest white guy on the ballot, and that's what really matters.
My lower house vote for Nazi Penis was a tricky one. There were muh based parties, but the election advice was to mark 1-8. This would mean I put a number against the Uniparty. Tough call, but the tough on crime policies of the Nazi Penis party won the day. Their policy is to fuck criminal up the arse with a huge swastika-tat peenor, then deport. Sensible policies for a new Australia.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pfVGz1H_RNE

Starting my weekend fast. Will fast till around 5-6 PM tomorrow. It's usually fairly easy, but have to cut out all sugar, aka no sweet tea. I like sweet tea, nohomo.

She does have some good points

I couldn't vote for ON.

stopped reading there
you are a traitor

I hadn't gotten any texts from the fat cunts party either

I put down Rennick's party 1, ON 2, Palmer's clowns 3, family first 4, Lolberts 5 and some other cunts as 6 on the white paper
basically the same for the green one with Lib, Lab, Greens as the bottom 3
It will change nothing and I'm poorer for the experience

Which one are the good guys?

Votefaggots where you at? Put your hands up

Why would I want to watch a bunch of brown people.

Why would I want to watch a bunch of brown people.

i thought you said greens girls are cute?
make up your mind

I just voooted. And I told all the people standing out handing flyers out to shoo.

The Lab girl at the polling place was the cutest of the lot. Hope they win.

based boomer

I don't think you will have an option to vote against the government offering a MAiD service. They will just influence the masses to think its normal behaviour to die if you get abused. Just like abortion

Comment section retard, you're what is wrong with nu/pol

The based autist route. I don't even ask normalfags to number all the senate boxes, just enough that aren't labour, liberal, greens, teals, etc. If anything voting proves the average person is incapable of making choices and is extremely susceptable to what they may consider the right or popular thing to do amongst their cohort or tribe.

where you at?

Nigger

A sudo got my sister pregnant and dipped

Gimuy checking in

There was some talk of Dan cunt being bounced into an open Senate seat, if Albo wins. This would be ... most peculiar. I can't see it happening, but him an Albo are like globohomo minions, so who knows? Sidenote, Dan is a cunt. This must always be pointed out.

There's no comments available for me.

I voted for Hitler

Stairman has been coaching Albanese behind the scenes.

Vote Abo.

Even the algorithm knows you're a faggot

disown her and encourage your entier family to do the same
Toll status: Paid.

He was a good man who did his best to protect as many whiny ungrateful cunts (aussies) as he could.

Best sex I've ever had was with a girl who used to volunteer for the greens when she was at uni. No joke these girls are insane but a lot of fun

I can’t disown her, especially now since my dad is putting our acreage exclusively in her name since “she’ll need it more”

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Rightist L/NP Coalition - Far Right PHON.

The Senate candidates for this party were all Arabs in my state. Did the Islamists just buy the Abbo party outright with a few tinnies?

senate

no chance, if that psycho goes into federal politics he would expect immediate elevation to upper ranks and a fast-track to the top job.
He would only want to be parachuted into a deep red lower house seat. There was rumours that he was going to step in to the Dunkley by election last year but that was too marginal.

The problem for him is that there aren't many safe Labor seats anymore, some are going so deep red that they turn green

yeah dental in medicare seems good to me
growing up my family could never afford dentist visits

this feels like a trap party to dupe abos

If you’re older than 25 and still believe this you’re retarded

Kill yourself r.edditor.

mate it's so fucking over for you, I'm sorry. Disown your whole family and find a place of your own.
the eternal boomer strikes again

girls,

You're just gay anon.

slit your wrist, shill.

I practice basic opsec without realising it and care about my peace and privacy

Everyone who complains about receiving political texts are the same people who readily sign up for retail loyalty cards, Every day rewards, Flybuys, logins for various websites no human could ever remember all login details for, and freely give out their phone number and email to anyone who asks including scammers without bothering to check their authenticity. They lack basic pattern recognition and the ability to sniff out discrepancies. The average person is really this willing and forthcoming to give out their details to anyone who asks in exchange for what they perceive as a convenient service.

this feels like a trap party to dupe abos

no habibi, they are legit. No taqiyyah here whitefella

Slamdunk the nigger baby into a trashcan

And here I was thinking the Qatar influence meme was jewish lies...

Bigger Kek.
On the GayEC site they have each cuntdidate's background qualification form.

every goatfucker born overseas, misso #1 from overseas, one cunt couldn't even list his grandparents nationality as he reckoned he didnt know which interbred goatfucker village they were from.

Section 44 is going to be a shitfight of challenges until they find a local goatfucker

How can I find a place of my own that isn’t complete dogshit? I have no savings

acreage

coalburner still alive

Halfbreed nigger gonna inherit everything.

>Pissweak poofter

Lota of Aussie sounding names there

Okay asio

I don't have an answer for you, you must simply try. That little half caste is going to run the property into the ground once he gets it anyway or just sell it for fast cash to spend on retarded shit so it's not even worth considering it part of your existence anymore.
Unless you can change your retarded father's mind, get moving. I suggest changing states entirely. I moved from central NSW to south east QLD where there is lots of land past toowoomba. I had nothing when I came up here 10 years ago but bought a 1/4 acre and am having a house built soon. You have to move on. If you're mid 20s, now is the time to make these sorts of big changes.

The Greens are unironically the whitest party in Australia.

I’m 29 working a dead end job and house/land prices are worlds apart from what they were just before covid, let alone ten years back

it would be nice but expensive also dentists / orthodontists apparently want nothing to do with it

Also the greens don’t have anyone competent enough to make and push through legislation like that, at most they’d just block any healthcare related bills until Labor find a way to implement it

I obviously mean her good pointers retard

guy giving me the voting card accidentally draws in the voting boxes instead of the thing he has to tick

spends 5min getting a new sheet for me

epic

channel 7 complaining about the cost of eggs and only showing the price of the expensive free range hippy eggs which are $9 instead of the normal eggs most people buy which are still cheap

I dont like albo or labor but thats a shitty move. Why is everyone acting like this is america and using the same talking points?

Food hasnt even gone up that much, in fact its gone down a lot

Hate to say it cunt but:

get a trade

live frugal

stack cash

buy in a whyte cuntry town, even if its a shitbox

Yeah, it sounds PeakBoomer but they were the last cunts who managed it in bulk before the (((economy))) changed and fucked every other cunt.
I'm a GenX and I managed it, but it was a mix of good luck, hard graft, and fluking into an industry where I could do fifo then slide o/s and stack taxfree cash.

option b. steal shit and deal drugs without getting caught or hooked

In the 2019 election I was living in the melbourne cbd for a few months and spent almost 3 hours waiting in queue fo the nearest centre. Hellish as fuck

Qatar is just the Muslim Israel

why does sky news only ever talk about american bullshit? its just fox news 2

Digits but fuckoff, GaySIO wants a cuntry full of more halfbreed nigger sprogs, not less

it's owned by the same people, which have a global agenda

I had to say 'no thanks mate' to a 6 year old and it made me feel bad

Ryan electorate here.

went to vote at a local school and have a snag

like to talk to the folks working at the polls

Labor guys are barely there and those who are talk like the world is caving in

LNP are nothing but insufferable Joh-boomers and some of the ugliest bushpig women I have ever seen who talk like bots

Greens are the only reasonably normal people if barely-contained-harpy-screeching can be called normal

People's First cunt is a non-verbal autist

Fucking voting for Fusion it is then.

Apartments are kinda still cheap compared to Houses, I bought a 2 bedroom apartment 15 years ago in Sydney for $350,000, paid it off last year. Living life on easy mode now, I'm 38.

You can still find some 1 bedroom apartments for around the same amount.

got my Victorian Socialists vote in today
love democracy
love socialism
'ate libs
simple as

They had fuck all staff

Both myself and a friend of mine applied to work for them at the last election and got rejected. Decent CVs so don't know why. But I could handle that if the process went smoothly- both then and today they had way too few staff who looked like they didn't know what they were doing, and my relatives said the same at their polling place. They just hire any retards I guess (except me)

I waited until the footyball started and then the place was empty.

I've always wondered.
It says on the senate paper that you don't have to number every box, just at least 6.
But if I put 1-6 into meme minor parties that don't get seats, where does my vote ultimately go? Since I didn't have a 7th preference.
This is hypothetical, because I numbered every box below the line, but most normies don't do that, so I gotta wonder.

Our political prospects are absolutely cooked tbqhwy

Funny how the seat of Melbourne was Arthur Calwell's(staunch advocate of the WAP) seat for around 4 decades to now being the greens strongest seat in the whole country

I was discussing this with someone today. Is there management fees that you need to account for when buying an apartment? Like a body corporate fir the building?

I voted One Nation, then Nationals, then NEET party only because they want to kick out all the jeets too. Greens got the bottom vote of course.

Bro apartments are fucking dogshit, I’m not a you will not have anything and like it built to live in a box
So pick up a trade and live a small town? Where will I find consistent work that wouldn’t involve me travelling two hours over to a bigger town/city to make a living to pay off my mortgage?

Vote Islamic She-had

Transitioning from a manufacturing economy to a services economy will do that.

Official AEC White Power Iconography at my local polling place.
based??

Vote exhaustion. Once you have no viable candidates, your vote no longer counts towards anything.

Wait until ABC starts writing articles in pidgin
bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c70zd3x6542o

One Nation is very Indian friendly

The power of social engineering. One thing Bosi discusses is where our thoughts come from. It's an interesting topic, a lot of our 'thoughts' are not our own, it's kind of parsing the zog. Of course, when we are massively racist and refuse to relax, those thoughts are more likely to be our own, as our Aryan Master Race thinking breaks through the Great Wall of Poofter.
But you are right. Melbourne should be based and full of hard cunt racists. Now, it's like they've been destroyed by a homosexual plague.

it's even worse than that, ch7 gave the answer to Albo on followup.

to Dutton: "how much is a dozen eggs"

Dutton: "uhhh $4.20"

mocks him for not knowing "that'd buy you half a dozen"

then asks Albo the same question rather than a different product

They also did not allow their audience to decide a winner on the debate, they split the verdict in 3 and spent 30 minutes allowing the panel to argue why they believed Albo won.
Also weird that they tried to make a big deal out of Dutton not visiting the potential nuclear electorates. Going on to make headlines about "at least Albo knows the price of eggs"

hate both but channel 7 was filthy.

youtube.com/watch?v=QO3BUpYFZvU

Ashby probably like various shade of dick in his arse. He's not choosy, allegedly.

asio

What does asio have to do with your dad being a faggot and a cuck? What's wrong with it being 50/50?

Yeah body corporate fees, it's like $1300 a year for my apartment building, it depends on the age and features, my place was built in 2002 and has a pool.

Apartments are fine.

Damn. Actually that could probably be used strategically by not numbering any of the cunts you hate instead of numbering everything like I did.
I guess I know now for next time.

30 minute left to vote. run forrest run

Every Greens candidate is either a man who looks HIV+, or a 9/10 qtpi arthoe. Wtf is going on in their selection prcoess.

I feel sorry for them because its sort of a desperate effort to gain your vote but by the time you get there you've already made up your mind anyway

a lot of your thoughts are engineered from those above you

Woah man, that’s deep
I think you’re the first person that’s ever had that realisation
Did you not read the post before? Old mate was trying to get me to do a cheeky murder suicide, would have worked if I was lower iq

labor will win because we spend more on welfare than military and no one would ever risk this

I’m sorry to say this but it’s not fine
The australian lifestyle is built on living on a fair bit amount of land near a lake or pool you have ready access to
I’m sorry you didn’t experience this

east coast

what's the weather like over there pajeet?

6 year old

It should be illegal to even participate in that shit until you're 16.
I didn't get bothered by any shills this time. One street shitter looked like he was going to make a move but I gave him half a head shake and he backed down.

youre homosexual straight guys dont pretend to simp over girls

Calwell was the MP there from 1940-1972. Back then it would've been a working class area, it was a Labor party stronghold. Residents would've been against importing cheap labour from overseas.

The australian lifestyle is built on living on a fair bit amount of land near a lake or pool you have ready access to

No, it's not, even if I won a shitload of cash, I'd still live in an apartment, but newer high rise luxury one.

in the senate the 6th quota comes down to whoever wins the most of the remaining quota.
This is why preference pooling matters and why parties like the Libertarians are fuckwits for tending to recommend that you exhaust rather than pool if you aren't giving them first pref.
Ralph Babet (UAP) did not get elected on a full quota, he pulled off a miracle.

One Nation having a very high primary vote this time almost guarantees them a senate spot in every state as every party is recommending to exhaust after 6 prefs.

They have the least amount of Indians in the party, I checked. As soon as Indians start repping you that's when it's over.

Also voting is rigged and gay so I doubt our voting paper does anything other than end up in a furnace.

Your dad/sister and her mutt should still be cut out of your life.

geez americans tell me im a chink and sandgropers tell me im a jeet now. you know perth isnt exactly in a shortage of jeets, chinks and abos pal

Pollies use the Office of Parliamentary Counsel to write bills anyway.

Ckyle is a well known poofter

what website has the live HOR + senate results plsplspls

What party do most Abos tend to vote for?

I voted The Greens for the senate, where's my A cup girlfriend?

he could get his sis to drink heaps of pineapple juice to increase chance of miscarriage

I did it. I saved Australia.

if you vote greens then you can be the "a cup" gf and give yourself a celebratory handy

tallyroom.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-31496.htm

Good boy

I'm sick of living in a country being flooded with shitskinned niggers from failed states.

Where can I move to? Since our country is committing suicide.

Indeed
we participated in democracy! the greatest privilege of all. I cant even imagine living in a country in which I could not voot, just not on.

Is that really what happens? Fuck. I started from bottom backwards, should have just done first 6 then left it.

housing bubble is popping in kiwiland

I said I do not want to live surrounded by niggers

I always used to exhaust, but this year i just go through everyone I liked then put Liberals. I hate the LNP, but there are some genuinely good people in the party, especially in my state parliament. The issue is the good people dont play politics and don't get power in the party. I realised that even if I have issues with the LNP, id rather let my vote wittle away to a 20th preference for them, than ever let the Greens or Labor get more power. Exhaustion is just giving power to the people you hate probably even more. If you vote SA or Greens and hate Labor, the same principle applies, it would still be better to have your preference end up with Labor. Cause you're essentially "not voting against your enemy" who would be Liberals in that example.

there are none

I think if you leave empty boxes on senate paper some cunt can add numbers at the end and lean your pref to labor/libs but i am a bit imaginative

saw a few zoomers on tiktok say they only put down 1-2 for labor/greens. jfc how did they fuck it up so badly.
ps. better see pingers in parliament.

the only places typically safe from them and majority white are very snowy and cold. They die easily in the cold you see. Colder than NZ.

I want to see the chaos of palmer winning. Who is replacing dutton tomorrow?

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Yep, that's enough work for today.

If your voot numbers run out, they run out.
So you only need to do a minimum 6 or whatever, but you can go ahead and number 10 or 12 or just everycunt except Lib and Lab, that way it eventually trickles down to some randocunt.

Lib Lab UniParty just saying 'only number 6' theyre hoping to at least get your 5th or 6th, or if your a skitzcunt who doesnt include them your voot gets ignored as an irrelevance after 6th fails to get up.

15 minutes. Got my goyslop ready

Yeah true I might go live in rural finland or something. Get to flog around the forests in a souped up barina while pissed on cheap vodka, mite b cool

Present.

here

Dutton just spews too much shit as of late.

Democracy islamaphobia sausage.

some aussie cunt did the free siberian land deal and a youtube channel on it. lots of snow. dunno not seen it for a few years now

Can any aussiebros tell me what the One Nation and UAP parties are?

How come when major political parties change in australia nothing really changes whereas in america its a new order

Insane how trump gets in on crushing DEI and binning illegals, dutton sees the doge meme department and thinks "that's what I'll advertise on youtube". Not stopping all the niggers from entering our country, not ending the DEI that's fucking killing the economy, he thinks firing public sector workers just to waste 10 times that amount on consultants was going to be a silver bullet.

Who the fuck ran this idiot's campaign? What a loser

Media.

One Nation is israel first and UAP is now Fong's Trumpet party

the DEI that's fucking killing the economy

lol
lmao even

The theory that Dutton placed a big bet on Albo winning a long time ago when the odds were better seems to make more sense every day

I've never understood why someone would ruin a perfectly good pork sausage with fennel, not that I can make out if they are in fact pork and fennel, just wanted to whinge about it.
Now, pork, jalapeno and cheese? There's a pork sausage I can fuck with

big if true

Imagine waiting in line with braindead normie faggots to cast your vote in (((democracy)))
All you vote faggots are about to learn that there is no political solution and your vote doesnt matter for shit, the jews always win

gayBC fawning over the teals and saying how amazing it is that the preferential voting system is benefiting the left more and more over time despite being introduced by conservatives.

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No, PHON supported that one policy thing that includes Nazis not being subjected to censors.

if you look closely nothing changes in america - mass immigration, servile support for israel, the list goes on.
It's theatre there because they have to inspire people to get out and vote whereas here compulsory voting pretty much forces the goy cattle to voot.

Just filled in my ballot with a pencil, is this normal? What's to stop them from changing my voot?

Nah not true, Trump fucked up the whole gov, deported even U.S citizens for being criminals.

I guess theyve learned their lesson on letting Boong slutts in.

If the ALP wins, I hope Putin simply nukes us. It's better than another 5 million Indians.

Extremely mid girls vote greens according to that webm

you're meant to bring your own permanent marker anon

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I prolly honestly do not know, do you use pens to vote or nah?

Does anyone have the meme of a wojak laughing at a rain dance and then voting?

deported even U.S citizens for being criminals

based

Yes, the fennel did over empower the pork. I should've bought cumberland sausages instead. Might go back and grab some actually.

israel firster detected

Greens have alot of cuties
here's the contestant for Albo's seat.

access to erasers

what can you say they know their audience

Nah basically here, you get your name ticked off on some big ass book of names and adresses, after confirming that you're in the right region, you go to the booths which are made out of shitty cardboard boxes, they put a hole through the cardboard, tie a string to that hole, then tie that string around a pencil for you to number boxes.

I vooted Trumpy des Patriatos

I have no party allegiances

Same here, put it as first on the green ballot and white paper.

Interesting thing about fasting. I usually don't eat dinner, but soon as I decided to fast, I want to have a nice chicken curry. My brain hates me. Not as much as it hates niggers and (You), but a lot.

brown

there is

not bringing a pen

nufag

EXCLUSIVE EXIT POLL
Bill Shorten wins third term as Prime Minister

So I voted for One nation. Am I’m racist enough?

They weren't running in my lower house seat but I voted for them 1st in the senate.

lock in niggers

I brought a pen. I drew a nazi penis with it, but they can't erase. It's basically Kristallnacht out there.

IT BEGINS!

Bleachable.

Looks like someone typed fivehead skank into an ai prompt

Here we go!

so we are just waiting to see if its minor or major for labor? what are the odds we get a "its the economy stupid" swing to lib and Dutton takes it?

wtf you mean my legalise cannabis party voot could be smudged

Listen to this chink
Voting is the only reason Trump got elected
Otherwise you CCP niggers and the Jews would be in complete control

TRUMP WITH THE LAST SECOND CLUTCH TO SAVE LABOUR PARTY IN AUSTRALIA LETS GO

on ABC

Liberal: "there is a very narrow path to victory"

they don't sound very optimistic.

Yeah they're done.

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Huh, fascinating. I wonder the feeling of voting there.

Anyways, I gotta admit L/NP-Rightist Meme Party is your sort of hope.

Anyways, recheck so you don't make mistakes vote for LNP/Rightist Meme Party to you know... stop The Left's anti-Australian rhetoric.

Don't let them repeat a Biden-style cheat.

ok so how fucked are we?

we won't know who the prime minister is tonight

He huffed heaps of copium just before he showed up.

pfft
dutton is cooked, will probably announce he's stepping down from leadership in his concession speech

god it would be funny if spud pulls it off. There would be riots

look at myself with the farmcore filter on Snapchat

decide to upend my life and start browsing rural properties

Either way we get infinite jeets and chinks buying every house on the market so who honestly gives a fuck about election results? Are labor going to stop sending billions of dollars to israel? No of course not

If you don't know vote no has done too much work on this election
I don't know why the libs didn't just come out with everything from day dot and defended their policies instead of this constant vagueness, secrecy and backflips

It's over anon, voting stopped 7 minutes ago and I vooted this morning. Now begins the count.

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I meant vote for L/NP. Forgot a period punctuation mark between "mistakes" and "vote"

or even great for that matter

trump with the INSANE disrespect

I hope the mega corporations that control all institutions and therefore policy in the world including anything the gubmint "decides" win this election.

Become 52nd state.

1 million niggers move to Australia for gibs.

Based.

Yeah nah. We do need a human rights act, and I'm not against a second amendment, but the US is a shithole.

see you next week when literally nothing has changed and a million more immigrants are on their way you gullible fucking morons

Nigs can't buy plane tickets on food stamps anon, if America took us over it would be an improvement, we could have castle doctrine, gun rights, freedom of speech. It would be better.

What did you's write on the ballot?

Weakest campaign I've ever seen

Americans don't give a fuck about Australia. When was the last time you heard them mention Australia let alone have something nice to say about us? All we got recently was Trump accusing us of ripping them off on trade.

I'm drinking goon tonight
Going to space out only 5 glasses over the night

They are cucks. They come so close to saying things that are based but always back down. Labor doesn't win elections, LNP loses them. They are spineless and have no real opinions. They're caught between appealing to white Australians and knowing the risk of angering the Pajeet/Chink voting bloc. They literally cant have any based opinions because all the immigants will voote them out.

Be a true blue aussie, drink directly from the goon bag you fucking spastic slut!

drew a penis.
i'm a traditionalist.

Because everything on this planet is fixed. Government is strictly Rock n Roll Wrestling for entertainment purposes. Mega corporations, the $$$ controls everything. Welcome to the corporation, peasant. etc etc etc

What happened to the referendum on stripping citizenship?
Why the fuck would you even bring that up?
Keep the discussions internal

and knowing the risk of angering the Pajeet/Chink voting bloc

Ironically I know a lot of Hong Kong immigrants whose only source of news is sky news and they vote for one nation/libs
No, I savour goon

he's deporting fewer people than biden
the usa is still getting browner, nothing changes

Remember what they took from you

They literally cant have any based opinions because all the immigants will voote them out.

yeah the immigrants that they brought in, there's nothing based about the libs, they even voted against a bill to cap student immigration just last year

Australia is about to be )))Back On Track(((

i voted for peggy sue

The man looks fucking miserable, surely they could have got someone with a pulse to be the face of their party

'ere you go lads, i know its been sad here without one of these

want a bit more banter freedom on /aus/pol but enjoy the wit and humor of /afl/

theres larpers and funny cunts here but theres also schizos who generally avoid Anon Babble

the schizos ruin any humorous conversations

feelsbad

When going to a supermarket is not like stepping into the 3rd world I'll know Australia is on the improve. But that is never, ever going to happen. Cherish your time with the Tongans, Samoans, the Cook Islanders, the Filipinos, the Indians, Africans, Chinks, muslims whatever. It's over.

The liberals did the India student deal lmao
Idk why people think the liberals are anti-immigration

cheers

defund the gayBC

Give us our sticky lad

There. I added a picture. Can you see me now?

please come to my /GaYfl/ sportballs thread, schizos

wasted digits, and nice try

What is even offensive about chicos

gayBC

question to Chalmers: "what are your favourite 3 things about Albo and how good his campaign was?"

question to McGrath: "will you acknowledge that your campaign sucked, make it quick"

youre a fun ruining schizo

Promote my safe space here retard

Nothing. Depends how homosexual you are I think though.

why do you guys like the duttplug so much again?

only aus/pol/ can get digits like this

We basically are a state with all the bases and 'reliance' on them to become directly controlled by china. Our media is pretty much all controlled by them.

first results.

Labor winning back Fowler but losing Canberra to IND

not going to your normie sportballs thread. sorry champ
i know it must be slow over there without the schizos, but it is what it is
sportsball, especially /GaYfl/ is faggot shit mate

zero trumplet votes

It's ogre

HOLY SHIT LADS VICTORIA MCEWEN GOT ZERO VOTES!! ZERO FUCKING VOTES LADS. WHAT A FUCKUP MY GOD CANT BELEIVE IT

fuck up cunt

WHERES THE STICKY

someone bake

sorry lad but only america, america's hat and america's grand parents (united kingdom) are allowed to get a sticky

you need to go back to /gAyFL/ mate

2k votes

2% swing to Labor

its over

at least this didnt happen on the sharty i guess

huge for PHON and Trumpet

Damn they got jim chalmers on
I won't lie, I do like him
He seems like an honest bloke
Reminds me of my spec mathematics teacher

checked but also afl is fucking gay

NEW

I do not. He's better than Albanese but that's not saying much. If either of the uniparty win with a significant majority then things are fucked.

Wasted.

Technically if everycunt vooting for minor basedpartys put OneNotion ahead of LibLab, they would put ON ahead of Lab+Green and that would then slingshot them to a win.

this is why every skitzparty fucks each other on preferences and why dumbcunts put Libs #2 and think they've done a useful protest voot

Kek

it's like $1300 a year for my apartment building

I live with jeets and everything is breaking all the time so ours are that per 3 months and we're also out of backup funds so we have to put more on top of that to refill it.