The “100 men vs 1 gorilla” debate was never about animals or stupid hypothetical fights. It’s a litmus test for how demoralized and defeated modern people really are. It shows how little faith many have in human coordination, will, and ability. People genuinely think that 100 unarmed men, enough to form a phalanx, surround, swarm, distract, and rotate, would all be incapable of killing one pacifistic herbivore that's never killed a human in recorded history. Not because of data. Not because of logic. But because they see themselves as weak and assume all men are like them. They dismiss human will as “anime bullshit,” yet forget we hunted mammoths with sticks, stormed beaches under machine gun fire, and built civilizations from dirt. Even in nature, no animal survives when overwhelmed by numbers. It doesn’t matter how strong you are, if you’re one, and they are many, you lose.
The real irony? These same people say “humans only got this far because of coordination.” Exactly. So why does that logic suddenly evaporate when it’s 100 men against a 400 lbs ape? Because they’re projecting. They imagine 100 Reddit basedjaks, not 100 warriors, laborers, or desperate men. They assume the men will cower, because they would. This debate isn’t a joke anymore. It’s a mirror. It reflects a generation so broken, so afraid of hardship, so conditioned to think man is weak, that they believe brute strength trumps intelligence, numbers, and grit. But it never has. The truth? The gorilla loses. Not because humans are supermen, but because 100 coordinated fighters will always beat one beast. And if you can’t believe in that, it’s not the gorilla that wins. It’s your own nihilism and self hatred. It's time to stop being such brow beaten fucking pussies, and time to reignite the primal fire that once burned in every real man's heart.
The stupid gorilla discussion has greater implications than it seems
I could solo it because I’m not mentally disabled.
this is correct. any AI model of this is also completely retarded because the behaviors or both the gorilla and the men are far from reality. Coordination and brainpower are what separate man from animal. The gorilla doesnt stand a chance and never did, thats why there are so few left.
stormed beaches under machine gun fire
Didn't the Canadians shoot each other during this? Kind of an epic fail if you listen to Canadian veterans of D-Day.
you go first
Dumbass we HUNTED mammoths, usually with persistence hunting. Chased the damn thing until it dropped dead. That isn't the same as FIGHTING a gorilla.
You are strong goy!! You can defeat the gorilla!! Go die
The humans would win but the first 40 are getting decimated
Leave it to a brainlet to make the most pointless and irrelevant distinction. Think about what you're saying you 500 lbs sack of retardation; if humans were so formidable they chased a 16000 pound animal to death, what the fuck would they do to a 400 pound one? Use your fucking head for once.
How about we all go together, you cowardly pussy? This is exactly what I'm talking about; the state of modern men. Our ancestors got together in tribes and fought fucking monsters or marched in battle lines, but the modern cowardly fat American hides behind his guns and computers and scoffs at anyone with a hint of spirit or ambition. Demoralized, fat, disgusting, sub human faggots.
It’s a litmus test for how demoralized and defeated modern people really are
Literally everyone said the humans would win
Thinking humans fought mammoths head-on like in a action movie.
Even for a leaf, you're fucking retarded.
If Hitler were here we would be able to beat the gorilla. I just feel so lost without him.
It's just a stupid meme. Of course unarmed humans would be at a disadvantage because a gorilla has superior strength, size, etc. But as you said, humans are much more gifted and cunning than a stupid ape, which is why we have technology to aid us. This situation is just a hypothetical meme that 15 yr olds laugh at, don't get too worked up over it.
100 unarmed men wouldn't stand a chance against a gorilla.
Not in an attacking sense.
If they harried the gorilla for hours, and tired it out...Even then I'm not sure what they could do it. Not like they could choke it out.
Wouldn't be able to bite hard enough to cause enough blood loss. Get some rocks or something, and sure.
At best, they could exhaust it and hope it has a heart attack.
Notice the left picture there are spears involved.
A hundred men with spears, absolutely. Gorilla is finished.
Maybe, if they exhausted it first and took turns several of them jumping on it. That might work. But a straight grapple fest, those dudes would die so quickly.
So, I guess a 100 men unarmed, could conceivably kill a gorilla, but it would take forever, and many MANY of those men would be killed and seriously injured before they did it. Really not worth it. Add some rocks and pointed sticks and the gorilla wouldn't stand a chance. Without, he is lowering the census by at least fifty before they get him. The squeeze aint worth the juice.
For a comparison, it would be like a hundred 3YOs attacking a in his prime Hulk Hogan. Thats about the disparity in strength and weight we are talking about?
Do you think a hundred 3yos could kill a 30 YO Hulk Hogan?
never killed a human in recorded history
They cheated they use pointy sticks
You’d just be physically disabled afterwards
I can't even begin to fathom what it's like to be the retard that thinks making these threads is a good idea.
How about we all go together, you cowardly pussy? This is exactly what I'm talking about; the state of modern men.
Yea, that they never touched grass and would get the whole squad killed right off the bat.
Maybe you should stop being a slack jawed faggot and learn exactly how we used to hunt you fucking retard.
We don't run at a fucking target like zombies you dimwit drooling reject.
So I would be the smart one and let you go die as bait while I save the squad and use tactics and the environment like a boss.
you're already mentally disabled if you think you can take it alone
If by disabled, you mean dead, absolutely.
They assume the men will cower, because they would.
This. They have some dipshit idea in their head that the Gorilla would be some coordinated warrior like their superhero movies. It would be a flailing animal, like it is.
hunt gorillas for Israel
You have a chance but gorillas are 4x stronger pound for pound you are not going to have a good time
Going into big cats or ursines is when you're fucked if it's larger
I don’t think 100 niggers could take on a gorilla
20 whites could.
The discussion is retarded because the people fearfully discussing it are SEVERELY retarded.
1 gorilla versus 100 (from the image) white men.
#1 We have metals, guns, belts, spears, cars, fire, knives, chemical weapons, and that's a whole society of weapons. Gorilla ain't inventing shit.
#2 A gorilla isn't going to fight back much if you have 5 guys snapping leather belts like a whip at it.
#3 EYES, got dust & sand? Imagine being the lone enemy as a hundred human men whip handfuls of gritty dirt at your eyes. A single gorilla cannot compensate.
#4 FIRE. Got a cigarette lighter?
How tiny girl can escape any headlock from a man
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Women are wimpy smug shits that cannot outwrestle a average guy, but set his clothing aflame and he has more pressing matters to focus on. Gorillas can crush a human skull easily. But a few dozen guys using their shirts and pants as torches to set the gorilla fur aflame and we will see who's hooting and hollering.
#5 Gorillas have climbing advantages until they hit the power lines and stepdown transformers. Gorillas do not have swimming or diving advantages.
#6 BIOWEAPONS. This can be simple shit like jugs of ammonia or even simpler stuff like ants. 100 men versus 1 gorilla. Add in ants or cats or dogs or caterpillars or spiders. The local environment is a smörgåsbord of living weapons too. Get a 100 men fighting a lone gorilla in, gather a handful of ants, cockroaches, spiders, rats, cats, whatever is handy. If you don't want it crawling in your underpants, a naked gorilla isn't going to be receptive to have these many tiny things flung from a hundred hands in its fur.
#7 THE SILENT KILLER. A gorilla only knows a tiny bit of this world, carbon monoxide isn't on the list. Plenty of invisible death methods to kill a gorilla that humans know. Does a gorilla know of fishhooks or needles? What about a syringe injecting air into a vein? High voltage electrical lines? Mixing bleach + ammonia?
Yeah, I've definitely noticed a certain type of people approach this meme with the right mindset. They're generally the type of people that are more well read and can think through things logically. I've naturally come to ignore/avoid opinions of the kind of people who think the gorilla would win as should all of you; these types are detrimental to one's psyche.
Okay, you think an animal won't get tired fighting a hundred dudes? One that literally has no way to cool itself down except panting? With 100 dudes you can pull a jap bumblebee on killer hornet and roast it to death
I kicked the shit out of a nigger last week while a hundred goyim watched in horror. We don't even need the other 99, fascists are a whole order of magnitude fiercer than these apes and when we return to the jungle it's to remind the apes about the natural order.
Stopped reading after the first sentence. 100 men vs 1 gorilla is the male version of “man vs bear”, except we’re not girls so we’re actually engaging with the hypothetical honestly and rationally, instead of going into heat by telling the world how we’re under constant threat of being raped.
The image you posted might be completely true, if it is the case that we can’t fuck up a gorilla. But the spears are doing a lot of heavy lifting in the case of the mammoth. It cannot be overstated just how OP the ability to throw rocks and sticks makes us. It’s what renders us the dominant species on the planet. That, and I guess our ability to sweat and do math. Without tools, we are comically easy to kill, and the only hope we have against a superior beast is to overwhelm and bombard with sheer numbers/mass.
“Studies find that men overestimate their fighting ability by 400000%.”
No they didn't
Half of my coworkers looked at me like I'm insane for saying the humans obviously win and it was always the women or faggy males who never did any sports or physical labor
It's circulating hard specifically because women, the same women who would rather have the bear than the man, are saying men are arrogant or stupid for thinking one hundred of them could take a gorilla revealing they're ignorant, cowardly, or both
This. Humans need spears, or at the very least a few guys with heavy rocks.
I was thinking if you could get a couple guys to pin down each limb, and another couple to take this precious few seconds before the gorilla thrashes and shakes everybody off to break his fingers and toes, blind him, crush his testicles, and other cheap shots like that, then 100 men do stand a chance. You might not get every finger/toe/eye/testicle in the first go, and you might take a couple casualties, but you can just try again, and it’ll be the easier the 2nd and 3rd time around. Finally, in the end, as he’s exhausted, close to death, blind annd incapacitated, you strangle or beat him to death.
No anon, this thread is about a literal gorilla.
inb4 niggers are gorillas
No, niggers are chimps and baboons. Gorillas are the white people of the nonhuman primates and you will show respect and refrain from besmirching them ever again.
The humans are unarmed thats why they lose, you ever tried hitting a pitbull with your fist before? Gorillas are even more durable than that.
shot it dead
”can humans kill a gorilla?”
”Uncle Mustache could! God I miss him so much.” *cry*
Never change, pol. Never change.
I haven’t but I feel like I could kick one into orbit if I can get one, nice solid kick in. At minimum I’d fuck up its skeleton and organs.
Am I delusional?
100 men vs
Man have forgotten the power of pointy stick.
It goes without saying that the 100 men can not use tools of any kind. If we could, any 6 year old with a rifle could kill a gorilla.
God you retards are so fucking autistic that it actually has to be explicitly stated that you CAN NOT USE TOOLS. Do you really think anyone is wondering if ONE HUNDRED MEN ARMED WITH WEAPONS could kill a gorilla?
The humans are unarmed
Everything's a weapon with an opposable thumb
The question is unarmed.
So it would have to be hands only. No belts or lighters etc.
However your dirt idea is good, but I'm sure the gorilla would probably do the same. They aren't dumb animals. The first fistful of dirt flung at it would result in a torrent of clods being returned.
Eventually the men would win, but far too many would be killed and severely injured for it to be worth it.
You also have to consider space.
Its not like 100 men would have equal force on the animal all at once. Only a dozen or so at a time would be able to make contact. So in reality the gorilla is never facing a hundred men all at once. Even if they dogpiled him those closest to the gorilla will die quickly, only providing meat shields for the others agianst his wrath.Just a fraction of that.
Remove all sense of self preservation from the men and force them to attack in waves, and we are back to simply exhausting kong to eventually get into a position to cause damage.
Again, armed with the simplest of weapons and man prevails with minimal casualties. Without...and it's a bloodbath for homo sapien.
It would never happen anyway as Gorillas are very peaceful creatures. They would much rather flee than fight.
Besides, anyone that would want to fight a gorilla is pretty much an asshole to begin with.
In short, I conclude that 100 unarmed men could defeat a gorilla. But it would be a horrific pyric victory.
You gonna be in the first wave?
I’m paranormal in my physical attributes. Technically I would tire it by playing around a tree or rock. I’d snap its neck once it runs out of carbs and can’t climb. Bonus points if I can use rocks, sticks, or drown it in a lake. To me it’s easy because I could be in a comic book. But you’d need high endurance, explosive power for snapping its neck, and a moderately high iq to not instantly get grabbed and killed.
This is a grey area, desu. In what arena is this bout taking place? If it’s in nature, yeah if everybody grabs a rock or tree branch, man will win. In an empty colosseum? Diff story.
Continuing
#8 - POISONS. Humans have more recipes for poison than cookbooks. Fast slow, plenty of choices. Gorillas only know what killed other gorillas, if at all. Even a lowly midwit survivalist man could give you few dozen things that the gorilla could be killed with nearly immediately in any given environment, toss an organic chemistry major or an ER doctor in the 100 men group and the gorilla is fucked several times over. Even ignoring the "rub shit on point stick, stab gorilla, gorilla dies of septic shock" tactic, think of any given forest type region as an equal to a video rental store. Most of the good tasting delicious stuff is RARE unless you're next door to a farm, most everything else is calorie poor, tastes awful or has to be mashed, scraped, filtered, heavily cooked to be edible. Great movies are rare, great sources of nutrients are usually rare too. Understanding that truth, means MOST EVERYTHING you could rub on a pointy stick in the woods and stab a gorilla with will probably make it sick. People used to die from infections caused by getting wood splinters under their skins. Germ theory and brain eating ameobas are not in their knowledge base.
#9 - TACTICS. Gorillas can use tactics in primate groups, but you've got a lone gorilla. Remember bait and chase games in recess or kiting tactics in videogames. DO YOU THINK GORILLAS KNOW SOPHISTICATED TRICKERY? You can rig up rope trapz, have guys near ledges with human catchers hanging off to the side. Gorillas are tricked by simple hoots & hollers and smells. Men can also cripple a useless dude to use as ambush bait. Gorillas know nothing useful of bows & arrows or punji traps.
And that's the LOWEST TIER of what human men in even small groups can unleash.
I've pulled charging bulls down and tied up their hooved feet with a belt. Humans just underestimate their abilities because they don't interact with creatures enough. A pony did hurt me to the extreme once so it can go either way.
True, but are you gonna be one of the ones in contact with the Gorilla?
The guys on the outside would be fine.
But what about the guys in the middle layers? They would be getting crushed as well.
Remember that street festival in korea or japan? I forget which. Dozens died, just from the weight of the masses above them.
And they weren't pressed against an 800lb animal with vicious teeth, incredible strength and an overwhelming desire to live either.
it actually has to be explicitly stated that you CAN NOT USE TOOLS
Why does the example show tools?
”I’d simply snap a silverback gorillas neck, with no effort, at will, because I’m high IQ.”
I could immobilize a gorilla in chains and give you all the time and leverage in the world to snap its neck, and you wouldn’t be able to do it. What hope we do have to kill a gorilla will have to come in the form of death by a thousand cuts or punches.
Has anyone suggested exsanguination by biting the jugular?
Because OP also either doesn’t understand the question, or he doesn’t understand the significance of weapons.
Armed against a mammoth is not the same thing as unarmed against a gorilla. There is no creature on this planet that we can’t kill with weapons.
Best bet is to place your non-dominant arm over your throat. Once the animal bites, take your dominant hand and grab its esophagus, and SQUEEZE. Hold on tight though, because he is gonna be thrashing.
Seek medical attention immediately after you are sure the animal is dead.
800lb
400lbs
Not even tigers or your average grizzly are 800lbs
layers
My man that was a joke, the point is that it, like 95% of the animal kingdom, lacks stamina so a dozen to a score of guys surrounding it and menacing it will wear it out enough in short order. Its not going to die from exhaustion but its going to weaken enough that you can close in on it safely, jump it from every angle it cant cover, then brain it to death in the mass
Underrated point, you have to consider each man’s willingness to be in the front of the stack as it charges. And the max number of men that can be in contact with the gorilla at once. If you could get 20 guys on each limb and 20 guys to beat it to death, that would work. But you can’t fit more than maybe 3 or 4 men on each limb. And you can’t engage the gorilla with all 100 men. Maybe 15 at a time, tops.
The “100 men vs 1 gorilla” debate was never about animals or stupid hypothetical fights. It’s a litmus test for how demoralized and defeated modern people really are
I will NEVER show camaradie with a nigger or a shitskin, NEVER. I will rather society or man die in the process.
It's my people (WHITE) or nothing at all, fucking shiteating faggot.
brother if a hundred niggas came running at a gorilla you bet your ass that gorilla gonna fuckin haul ass in the other direction only to get swarmed as it gets tired and people just fucking work together to hold its arms down while the gorilla is freaking its shit getting punched in the head from literally every direction rattling its brain harder than michael j fox's dick in a goon session
the cave men had sharp stones
it's amazing to me that anyone thinks the gorilla would win.
100 average men vs Gorrila
men lose
10 men with a swiss army knife
men win
it's really that simple. the only way average ass men beat a gorilla is if they coordinate and dogpile and suffocate the gorrilla, but if they can't do it they aren't gonna be able to do enough damage to a gorrilla fast enough, and the men will likely get in each others way
If you get a few men on each limb it's over for the gorilla, so if the men are well coordinated it can be done with no casualties though injuries are unavoidable short of absurd luck.
Silverbacks have extremely muscular necks. And eastern mountain species have thick hair. Human jaws are relatively weak. One might be able to tear off an ear or two, but it wouldn't bleed out in time from that.
also
the gorrila is allowed to rip off human limbs and use them as weapons
I certainly don’t think I could bite a chunk out of a gorillas neck. But I know there are people in tribal parts of world (mostly Africa) with enormous bite strength who could rip shit off other shit that I would break my teeth on.
There would be a debate if it were 10 men vs 1 gorilla. 100 men there's no debate. 100 women and there's still a good chance. There's definitely enough manpower to control its limbs while inflicting damage on its head and organs. Gouging the eyes would significantly cripple it, and gorillas likely don't have much cardio so it'll gas out quickly. It doesn't stand a chance against 100 men, retards are acting like a gorilla is King Kong or that men are so weak they can't take a single fat monkey.
Human jaws are relatively weak
scientists are all in agreement, the strongest bite from a human would probably not pierce a gorilla's hide
The gorilla will likely retreat from the threat of 100 angry men.
Unless it finds shelter the men can exhaust it the the efficiency of 2 legged locomotion.
Persistence hunting
Am I allowed to use my dead buddy’s limbs as weapons also? I bet I’m pretty formidable wielding your broken femur.
You're not gonna solo a gorilla without weapons, traps, at surprise ambush, or some other human strategy. This isn't a stupid animal either, you're not going to trick it by running around a tree, it's smart enough to change its course and catch you. It's way stronger, faster, and its roar is paralyzing. You're not taking it hand to hand, you'd have to use some human strategy or invention.
unarmed men
form a phalanx
What exactly do you think a phalanx is you blathering moron?
He is trolling...or genuinely retarded. Hard to tell these days.
Rip the limbs of your dead comrades and use them as clubs.
Someone hold my beer, I got your back, ya madlad ... :D
ah ah, even in an empty colosseum they would normally have sand on the floor, so you could pick up sand and blind the gorilla. With 100 men, this is an effective strategy. Is this a weapon? It would need to be a completely empty room, and like the other anon said, anything is a weapon.
The “100 men vs 1 gorilla”
how niggers are capable to hunt and eat gorrillas?
niggers:1 crackers:0
I think we’ve finally, unequivocally found the answer to 100 men vs 1 gorilla.
“John, grab David’s shin bone, I’ll grab Joe’s broken pelvis, let’s stab this thing to death”
With spears. Because even dumb-as-shit niggers can figure out how to use melee and pointed weapons. They can’t figure out ranged weapons though, kek.
persistence hunting
Isolated evidence based off one (1) tribe in Africa. We have recorded video evidence of much more common hunting styles in Africa, and they involve large groups of hunters herding an animal (such as a hippo) into a place it can't escape, then everyone chucks spears at it until it dies. You think we marathon-hunted elk in the middle of European winter? Christ I hate redditors.
100 unarmed men wouldn't stand a chance against a gorilla.
Who wins, 100 Rhesus monkeys or 1 man?
Cowards and faggots coordinate to lower standards and expectations that make them look bad. That's the modern world.
Not because of data. Not because of logic. But because they see themselves as weak and assume all men are like them
I agree this shows how weak and usles you consider yourself. Gorrila is twice the size of a human at best. Its like fighting a big strong man you tire him out first and them charge.
I can imagine 100 poeple like this being killed one by one by one man with a knife.
They imagine 100 Reddit basedjaks
In that case fuck gorilla Im betting on a racoon .
Lol, the monkeys. Easy. Claws and fangs. Thin skin. No fur. At the very least youd die of blood loss
How many seagulls do you think it would take?
A couple of guys with spears could kill a gorilla.
no weapons are allowed for the men so i guess not
Yes you are correct, maybe four humans would die in total
They don't have claws, they're primates.
A couple of guys with spears could kill a gorilla.
no one disagrees with this
You're butthurt because he's calling you out for being a faggot which you know you are. Just sit down and shut the fuck up and let the non fags get on with things.
Me and my furry purry kitters could take him.
"No time, quick rip, Jeb's ribs out and use them as shivs."
100 men vs gorilla with grizzly bear claws?
Just keep away from it and pelt it with rocks
I think your chances are better than you think, on open ground a healthy man can outrun a gorilla as well.
100 men could kill a gorilla if they all pissed on him at the same time
You don't know a fucking thing about hunting a mammoth.
10 people will get an adrenaline burst and force it on the ground and choke it out.
You can always find midwits because they do not take into account the concept of fatigue and how human endurance is a thing that sets us largely apart from the animal kingdom.
Its not a question of brainpower, but of simple bodily mechanics.
That Gorilla will get tired. to think that 100 humans could not wear down and kill it is laughable and demonstrates a complete lack of ability to conceptualize outcomes or even display simple foresight.
They can still bleed you with them.
Isolated evidence based off one (1) tribe in Africa
There are tribes in Mexico that still practice it
Ambush was still the more common but running it down after scoring a wound wasnt out of the question
I mean just call them nails not claws, and it's a similar enough argument to answer the hypothetical between man and gorilla.
Imagine you vs a hundred three year olds. That’s about the same level of strength difference. How many 3 year olds would it take to pin your arm down?
That’s about the same level of strength difference.
No it isn't.
That is how a lot of carnivores kill their pray. They bite down on the throat, not only suffocating it, but exsanguinating them.
Shut the fuck you dumbass whore.
Yes it is. Unless you’re Andre the giant or something. A silverback can easily lift 1700 pounds
I came up with a solution while you are a dumb nigger.
Just pointing that out.
Since it was brought up...
CYLINDER SHAPED METAL ROOM.
100 NAKED MEN (NO WEAPONS)
Versus 1 gorilla.
Best cheap wasteful stupid tactic.
CROWD CRUSH or DOGPILE.
Gorilla can lift 4000 lbs (1810 kg) on a bench press.
If your average naked human male weighs 150 pounds, that's 26.6 men a gorilla can bench press. You have 100 men or 3.75 more meat mass than a gorilla can lift.
If you simply do a RED ROVER run at the gorilla and slam it into the wall repeatedly. It will die. If you PASSIVELY dogpile it, you'll probably lose half the men by mangling before the gorilla dies. That's assuming you're not having them pinch of jugular veins or poke out eyes or suffocate it by jamming arms in its throat.
A gorilla can lift 2000 pounds per arm, ergo (13.3 men per limb can pin a very fit gorilla of optimal strength... NOT AVERAGE GORILLA strength). Choking the gorilla or suffocation is optimal. Breaking gorilla bones is easier than you think, but trickier. Remember, gorillas know nothing of judo or martial arts or nerve pinches, acupuncture or blood flow weak points. Humans and gorillas are surprisingly similar in body layout, so a move that would hurt a human can indeed injure a gorilla. Joint twists, broken ribs, broken fingers & toes are all fair game to hurt the gorilla. Likewise, psyche tactics such as cheerleader lifts to make normal men look like giant men can terrify a gorilla.
Likewise, dies a gorilla know of choreography, Mummenschanz, contortionist group performances, hypnotism, singing, dancing, coordinated group wave attacks. Just because a group of naked dudes is seemingly weaponless, doesn't mean they can't make a coordinated leapfrog and human catapult line to hurt a primate while other guys distract by hypno rhythm trickery.
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If it entertains humans, imagine how a lesser beast would psychologically react?
you are overthinking the normgroids inability to imagine more than ten moving parts
even if the 100 humans fought one by one the gorilla would still be dead from exhaustion
a single arm swing might one shot a human but how many times in a row can a gorilla do it? how many calories does it have to use?
less than a hundred humans
even if it was 100 timid basedjacks they'd still beat one of just about anything alive on earth in a death match, cuz there's a hundred of them
that's an entire tribe of humans
anyone who can count knows the one is fucked against the hundred
if you kill harambe he wins
Memeflag
The dried parasite infested shit, rotting in your mutilated micordick has more worth than anything you say, or have done with your life.
Killing yourself once wouldn't even come close to redemption for you. Youd have to kill your entire bloodline to get about halfway there. Nothing I said is hyperbole, you disgusting kike.
Not even 100 trillion 200lbs unarmed niggermen could ever hope to jump a gorilla
A man single-handedly killing an adult male grizzly bear doesn't count, because mercy killing it with a club after choking it out is cheating, or something
I personally could rip off human limps and beat a gorilla to death doe
0/10, rage-baited,thread-spamming,retarded,demoralised,limp-dicked,niggerfaggot. Go back to Anon Babble lmao.
perfect reference to the 'im a weak little incel, people hate me, i need to be meek and weak, put my head down, i watch rehab room/faceandlms wah wah wah'.
these nu males don't have the ooga booga in them to inflict violence, they could just rape a bitch, and get their way, but instead they make up excuses. this is what no father or simp father in the house does to young guys. like all you have to do is browse here for like 5 years minimum and your whole aura changes immediately. all you need is positive reinforcement and proof that shit can be done.
It's not an argument of force it's an argument of leverage. Despite the strength difference our limbs are considerably closer in length to a Gorilla's than a 3 year old's is to ours.
This is some fucking nerd revenge fantasy
johnny can throw a football real good but a gorilla heh it would FUCK him UP dude
without MATH(which I assume I'm better at than johnny) we're NOTHING
You're a pussy and jocks are probably smarter than you.
You think it's just demoralization, just mind games?
Okay, anon. Go win against Israel.
A large gorilla would only be 3 or so times the mass of a human. The disparity in strentgh is significant but not nearly as high as people assume.
A chad with a sling or pointy stick BTFO of the gorilla. A chad with no tools gets BTFO easily. It’s not even close
You're a pussy.
Even if they used the most braindead strategy possible of just running at the gorilla and piling on top of it, the gorilla would get tired and eventually crushed under the weight
It’s not just mass humans have way weaker muscle fiber. A 130 point chimp can bench 1000+ pounds
*130 pound chimp
Stupid primate
Vegetarian, moves less than a mile per day
Sleeps 12 hours a day.
vs 100 men?
There's a reason gorillas are endangered and humans are not.
In a steel-lined cylindrical room and 100 naked white guys versus 1 gorilla, since common weapons are out, the math becomes "how many men die before the gorilla does?"
Ironically, you only need one guy to die.
Why? BONES.
Human ribcage becomes deep stabby weapons.
Pop the ribcage apart, now you've got dozens of knives. Leg bones become clubs. Any long bone broken becomes a stabby tool.
And that's just ignoring the sinew and muscles into slingshots for the smaller bones. Each guy torn apart becomes ready made tools to kill the gorilla with.
Another tactic, circle run. Caloric wasteful, but even below average men can jog for awhile. Men withdraw to the walls, begin a slow jog around the gorilla. If gorilla kills a dude, grab chunks, spread the bones around as weapons. Now the gorilla has enemies everywhere, not a clue who will attack first. Snipe or run & stab attacks would work best. The dumbest gorilla will pick an enemy and keep pace, wearing itself down. Optimal time to stab out a gorilla eye. Every snipe stab means more blood loss on the gorilla.
When humans tire from jogging. Use Mummenschanz shape tactics to create a scary 30+ limbed constantly gyrating man creature (gorillas don't wear eyeglasses, so vision loss is a high probability over the age of the individual gorilla) ergo, creating a thing too scary to attack directly. Wild lions won't attack humans wearing a human face shaped mask on the back of their heads. Gorillas are much dumber than lions.
The biggest mistake a gorilla versus 100 naked white men could make is killing a guy outright. Creating nonfatal injuries is much more valuable as white men wouldn't directly deliberately rip living human apart for tools unless absolutely desperate.
the key word in "unarmed" retard
if they had rocks and sticks at the very least 50 mean could beat a gorilla
1 armed man (best weapons and gear in the world) vs 100 gorillas. Who wins?
Again, you go first.
Or at least, explain to me how to defeat a Gorilla (when everyone is unarmed) without seriously injuring or killing at least one person in the process. Even the cavemen had spears, that's a whole different story. This hypothetical question is purposefully framed in order to get the desired answer.
oh come on, a nigger in a blindbox with ol painless may as well be death god of fuck mountain to 100 gorillas
seriously injuring or killing at least one person in the process
Since when did doing it flawlessly become a stipulation?
This is not quite correct. Our muscle fibers work exactly the same. Chimps (and probaly gorrilas) have a realtivly greater amount of fast fibers and humans have a greater amount of slow fibers. Even asuming a pound of chimp muscle would have 100% fast fibers this would perhaps only double the force it could develop over a short time compared with a pound of typical human muscle with 30% fast fibers,
Cool, then go first, attack the Gorilla.
Hah, no this is not nerds vs jocks the way the pitbull debate is a thinly-veiled race debate. We’re genuinely pondering the outcome of 100 men vs 1 gorilla.
You sure you’re responding to the correct post?
I didnt think this was overly complicated.
The gorilla would fuck up a couple unarmed guys but would eventually tire itself out.
Its not anymore complex than that.
Nah. The delta is mass, strength and coordination between me and a 3 year old is far greater than that between man and gorilla.
Raise that to like a 7 year old and they’d probably kill me
Blood for the blood god!
Skulls for the skull throne!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!
This is reason why I love you all you.
You need to quickly identify the alpha male with these and take it out. They are careful / cowards, group dynamics might just make them run away then.
Fucking kek.
Alright, I'll be the first man on its back
Somebody has to be in the vanguard which is why they get more pay and glory.
There’s many factors at play but it’s not just linear, i.e. “y muscle = x amount of strength.” Human body is highly geared towards finesse so our nervous and hormonal system isn’t concerned with building a lot of base level strength. Humans have to “trick” our bodies into growing stronger through exertion while animals like chimps just grow stronger muscle right off the bat. Great ape muscle looks like highly hypertrophied body builder muscle even when they just laze around all day. The fibers just get bigger and tougher on their own without having to tear nearly as much
1 man. Not even close. Give me a KAC AMG feeding from a backpack and I’ll take on 1000 gorillas.
Consider this. You, me, and a couple other anons with the proper gear (firearms and drones) and will power could extinct any megafauna on this planet.
What kind of monkey is that? A macaque?
Or at least, explain to me how to defeat a Gorilla (when everyone is unarmed) without seriously injuring or killing at least one person in the process. Even the cavemen had spears, that's a whole different story. This hypothetical question is purposefully framed in order to get the desired answer.
In a steel lined room with 100 naked white guys...
Statistically, you're losing 1 guy guaranteed.
Average probability is 3 white men dead, 14 injured before the gorilla is dead.
Highest probability, gorilla attacks 1 dude, rips him in half and crushes skull. Keeps a severed human arm "to frighten" attackers. This is common instinct per every gorilla nature documentary. That only works with shitty quality humans (women, beta males). Effective on group think wimpy attackers. Men can punch or kick any other man to death.
Gorillas get scared by mirrors.
The first human dead is bones for weapons for the rest.
Unoptimized attacks can win for absurd losses. Even a punch-kick man circle of 20 men can rapidly kill a gorilla unarmed. Remember too, male gorillas have testicles to be kicked. But you want 1 or two shot kill tactics...
LUNGS, use dead humans rib bones to puncture gorilla lungs from front or behind. Then you wait for the lung blood to drown the gorilla.
SEPTIC STAB, bit of poop, rub on end of bone, stab, septic death in about an hour or so at worst.
EYE STAB, usually a one-two hit, ear stab works too if you can hit brain.
NECK VEIN, if you can dogpile, best if you can turn first dead guy into sinew ropey chunks, you can choke, biggest problem is gorilla maiming the guys between you and the gorilla.
LEG VEIN, inner thigh. Harder target. Backstabs can hit organs and damage spinal function.
FEET in weapon-rich zones are gorillas weakness, broken beer bottle, Lego pieces, stabby things to step on. Less of that type of debris is found in human body chunks, but a good foot stab with bone can be brutal to any human.
Most of what you said is correct but a given mass of muscle with a given fiber composition will always produce the same force given that all of the mass is working. Actual strength in relation to a given task is more complicated due to biomechanics. Exchaning a humans muscle fibers with those of a chimp will not increase the humans strength as long as the human was reasonably fit to beging with
armed man vs 100 gorillas.
It would be glorious.
Ain’t nobody weak ‘cuz a gorilla win dat fake scenario, da setup rigged from jump. Humans run da world by stayin’ ten toes on inventin’ sh*t, not brawlin’ barehanded like some lost tribe. Dis whole argument just a inkblot test, fr:
Glass half-full?
U peepin’ how we MacGyver some weapons, scheme up a master plan.
Glass half-empty?
All y’all see is gorilla biceps ‘n’ humans trippin’ over dey own laces.
Ya man’s vexed ‘cuz he screamin’ ‘bout takin’ back our power ‘n’ linkin’ up, but dis hypothetical? Sheer cap. Don’ factor how strength, tools, ‘n’ mindgames really tussle in da wild. At da core, dis spat just reflectin’ society’s beef: solo dolo vs. squad goals, it ain’t just ‘bout cryin’ defeat.
If we wanna spark dat primal flame? Quit side-eyein’ “weakness”, build up grit ‘n’ lock-in tight as family.
Gorilla only catchin’ L if we move how humans move: cook up genius ideas, crown a general, ‘n’ swing hammers. No strategy? Den dis whole convo just monkey bars wordplay. Real strength ain’t ‘bout headcount, it’s ‘bout stayin’ nimble ‘n’ ridin’ together. Dat’s da human cheat code. Periodt.
A good tactical move to destroy gorillas comes from the classic, one guy crouches, two guys push comedy gag. No gorilla expects it.
But seriously, the danger to a vegetarian primate is GIANT BUG flaws. Leg fractures. Too little calcium, legs aren't intended to bend that way injuries.
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The fracture shear point of stressed bones is shockingly low. Humans are lanky whereas chimps are compact. So all you need is humans behind the gorilla as a fulcrum and 2 to 3 humans kicking the leg bone and SNAP, gorilla becomes mister jellylegs (in agonizing paralytic pain).
Remember the list of things gorillas lack versus humans? PHYSICS + LEVERAGE are another "silent yet deadly" killers. Everything breaks if you know the tight trick to shatter it.
You're right but that's not a result of fast twitch muscle fibre, that's a result of less myostatin so extra calories go directly into muscle building. We generate more myostatin because bigger, more complex brains need spare calories and are better for our survival than larger muscles. Though we do have more slow twitch muscle fibers since we're built from the start for the siege and migration mentality, eating very little but still active for long periods without breaks.
If gene editing could figure it out we've got more than enough excess food from agriculture that we could easily sustain great ape muscle density and still be smart
Unsure, but small and pointy teeth. All kinda act the same. Exploiting their psychology when they pile up on you is your only chance. Now with a chimp this would be entirely different ... much more autonomous. Take out the alpha and another might just see it as opportunity and fight even more viciously from there on ...
you can just work in shifts to prevent it from sleeping, just annoy it to death
I do like how the majority of dudes on youtube were pro 100 men
But we need to get rid of the left-wing jews running that platform.
If all the men just brought one fist sized stone each they would kill the gorilla by the second round of picking up stones and throwing them again.
1 armed man
An ape will die on every page.
an ape
manly violence
nice tiddies
Masterpiece.
No shit retard. Why would humans fight gorilla on its terms? Our brains are our greatest advantage.
If you just pelt it with stones and kite it to exhaustion you could kill it with 10 athletic men or less and few to no casualties that’s assuming none of them get caught during the first 10 mins when the gorilla is at it’s peak.
Just stone it to death once it gets tired and avoid direct combat at all costs and it’s doable.
He looks like he's done a bit of floppy slottin in the sun.
Likely to Satisfy both male and female (sexual) fantasies.
If the humans have prep time they could dig a hole and trick it to fall into it then stone it to death or just wait for it to starve to death.
Kiting and stoning is the most effective strategy with no prep time otherwise, escaping from a gorilla is not very difficult because while they're decently fast in a straight line they're not good at turning while running so we're unlikely to get caught.
Can´t wait when Trump deports the somalian nigger and it triggers yet another mostly peaceful nigger chimpout, but this time the Cold Race War goes HOT.
I would probably book a ticket to the JewSA and watch the Safari hunt first hand.
Men win every time.
Gorillas are passive aggressive pussies. I have a way with animals, it would just avoid eye contact with me and I would feed it bananas
Does man vs baboon count?
Hitlers baboons
Now this is something I wanna read
I hadn't heard of this. Who the fuck thinks 100 humans wouldn't beat the shit out of a gorilla? Even 100 office worker retards would easily beat it.
Didn't read
100 unarmed men would have a hard time killing a gorilla because no single man has the upper body strength to strangle a Silverback
Add a single spear into the mix, the story changes entirely
not if you've got crazy ninja moves
The assumption is that both the gorilla and the humans would be unnaturally determined to kill the other party
In reality, animals instinctively retreat when they see large numbers, the fight would never happen.
Add a single spear into the mix
No. The first 2-3 men to reach the gorilla will have their heads and limbs ripped straight off in a fountain of gore and the remaining 97-98 men will stop dead in their tracks and back off.
or one guy just fucking shoot it. are we just not allowed to use tools in the scenario? cuz you could also blind the fucker by thrown dirt or sand in its eyes.
humans didn't hunt mammoth you absolute fucking retard, kek
The “100 men vs 1 gorilla” debate
my kid asked me this yesterday i had no idea what he was talking about let alone it was a low-key psyop. i didn't answer tho, just asked who would win between 100 gorillas and a mini 8" ditka.
Yours sure as hell did not Mordekai
The fuck we didn’t. We hunted them to extinction.
Eh, mammoths died out because shifting climate fucked up their primary food sources. We were there but we're more responsible for cave bears, cave lions, megalania, and outcompeting hyenas out of europe.