Brit/pol - VE Day edition

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How to watch the VE Day procession and flypast (5 May 2025)

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Kneecap’s manager says rap trio ‘happy to meet’ Sir David Amess’ daughter

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West London shops, hair salon and flats to be replaced by 5-storey care home

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Pictures show the final night Londoner's were allowed to drink on the London Underground

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Doctor Who's Ncuti Gatwa announced as UK's Eurovision Song Contest spokesperson

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not only that but imagine serving in afghan just for the talibs to become a legitimate government who now want a trade deal with the likes of america lmao, imagine having your mate blown up and the government send 150 mil to afghan via aid

More like VD Day, amirite fellas?

I am allowed to throw Romans at the VE parade if I specify it's for the Ukrainians?

kill everyone who isn't White

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So, will they spin it or just not reference it?

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A sensible, moderate position.

Repeal the 19th in UK.

Reminder that types of lobster went extinct because nigs were using Covid loans to eat out to an obscene level

literally the first time I'm hearing this

"But what is 'white'?"

morning lads

wat

Steve Sailer wrote about it, urban sportswear brands saw their share price rise due to a glut of sales, and traffic accidents went up significantly as they leased high performance cars they couldn't control

you ever seen those seafood boil bags they order from tiktok shop?

Benzodiazepines; not even once.

Before the killing centers opened at Birkenau, Treblinka, Sobibor, Belzec, and Majdanek, more than 1.5 million Jews had already been murdered by the Germans, their Axis allies, and local collaborators in Ukraine, Belarus, and other USSR republics.

local collaborators in ukraine

confused as to why kier is sucking ukrainian penis when ''local collaborators'' killed his wifes people, and aren't Ukrainians throwing romans up? its all a bit confusing, so can I support hitler or what?

killed his wifes people

The in-laws, amirite!

jews want another Israel but on the fence line of russia, russia isnt happy about the new jew nation on their door step.

we're following banking edicts

juden peterstein the benzo bandit

anytime I crack a joke or make a point that doesn't reflect well upon women on social media and someone calls me an incel I just tell them I'm crypto rich and regularly fuck teenagers at 35 + travel to thailand and it makes them seethe uncontrollably, especially if they're women

Schroedinger's nigger

+ travel to thailand regularly*

Imagine serving in Afghanistan and your local MP is part of the Taliban

Dole scroungers

Hated the world over

He’s a nigger , with a nigger agenda
He’s obviously not white

don’t believe your own eyes goyim

that low impulse control kek, they just can't hold on to their money can they.

sosij rollio
down my holio

nigger nigger nigger nigger

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Josh is ragebaiting in outer
come say hello to him

they always have to do the jigaboo jive when getting their gibs

kill everyone who isn't White

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Why don't you fuck off along with your nonce e-celeb you dim little cunt. How about that.

anyone else watching?
youtube.com/watch?v=oqRyumSEl0k
apparantley farage says he isnt planning mass deportions but is taking mass amounts of brits off their benefits.

bogdan is such a boring cunt, same stale bait every single day

mum called

she's selling her house, me and sis are on the deed so the money gets split three ways

Might be owning a house soon lads.

It's funny how the free speech champions Kneecap got cucked pretty quickly when they commited negative-think.

your mum still dead laa?

Diana wouldn't have liked it

Gna name me fookin son rNigel afta the bigman

looks like this isn't even live btw
he talks about may 2nd in future tense
kek

you have enough money to satisfy your sister that she won't murder or want to rape your wallet for leaving her without a house to occupy? good for you anon.

You'll never actually get to mog anyone because you'll always be with people in the same social class as yourself. Probably the best way to mog people is to get hench

lots of hench people out there
not many people out there who have independent minds and a genuine sense of morality
thats the ultimate "mog" and transcends social class

Me loves talking to meself, i's do'it'all the time

yea, been going for days. still, what he says doesnt fill me with joy.

bennie cuts

Further and faster

You're a paedophile, you don't mog anyone.
How's your mum?

yeah he mentions may 1st in future tense too kek, this is old asf

Get back in your box Graham it's not Eurovision yet.

receding hairline

Further and faster

Oi lad, don't fink that's a fair assessment, remember out

What gets me is the guy who has to wear a balaclava everywhere because the other two look like kids and he's 40 and bald kek

they're about to learn the British government doesn't fuck around when it comes to Irish terroristic comments

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Loads of them settled here post war

can i rent a bedroom for 200quid a month? i'll pay for my own food and will pay half the gas, leccy, and internet.

*slithers back into crate of white wine and Men's Fitness magazines*

weight gain

Further and faster

leaving her without a house to occupy?

She's married with kids and already owns her own home.

shut up, bot. just cause you're correct doesnt mean his stance has changed,

Red lobster was a seafood joint that went bust you tit

They want to be poorer with Net Zero... FASTER

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I don't care either way
just exposing your shit bait
you didn't even vet the "live" you posted
so nothing else you say can be trusted

just going through my old family photos, making me think about a VE Day street party

what i sya? im saying nothing, just posting farages press conference. yea, i didnt realise it had been going for days at first, however what does it change about nigels stance? the way you answer will tell me if you reqally are josh
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They're seething about based Kenneth Copeland on outer again

Envy t bh, their pope lives in lavish palaces and they seethe when are Kenny buys nice watches and a few planes

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deli near me has loads of old family pics of local VE day marches and stuff up near the front door as a record of their family businesses history because they've been around nearly a hundred years, black and white photos n that, everyone white, everyone wearing nice suits, very comfy

i am here to talk about serious politics

last time I saw farage commenting on bennies it was in critique of the cuts
the only other times I've heard reform representitives talking about bennies is when they talk about how people feel incentivised to go on them and stay on them because wages and taxation are so bad
so they've not really said anything negative nor are they propagandising benniemongs like other parties

Fuck VE day, how many times do I have to avoid it?

What makes the british “male” so feminine and submissive that he lets his government put him in jail for mean comments on youtube? Is it the lack of fluoride in the water?

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Josh is a paedophile

Do you reckon Starmer ever showed Sunak his penis

no but sunak and macron definitely did show each other, maybe even touched tips

kill everyone who isn't White

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Only if you're a frogposting fren and open the windows after you've taken a shit.

Yes. Hes a batty boi innit.
I can relate so badly to this. I got reported for racism at work by a new starter who i had told categorically i wouldn't be taking on as she was a useless bag a crap who lied at her interview. She reported us to HR so it all came from top down starting with not mentioning to me at all and interviewing all my staff individually. When it came to the disciplinary obviously i asked for full disclosure of what i was answering to and a subject access for my file. With the exception of one jewish lad who had seen a pol tier meme i had and didn't find it very amusing, all the males just said i was a fine manager and no issues. Every fucking woman in the place including ones I'd hardly ever spoken too laid out a litany of tittle tat and outright lies. Turned me into a right misogynist and i never even entered the disciplinary to defend myself because i committed to myself that i would never ever work with women again. Self employed now struggling on the spanners. Fucking british women are the worst in the world; pure evil cunts.

putting dole mongs to work

Further and faster

evicting white families from their homes so a BAME tribe can move in

Further and faster

He's already had his punishment dealing with Katie perry

If the house even lasts for 5 years that is. BAMEs will turn a decent home into a damp infested shithole with holes in the walls and ceilings within months.

last firday night yeah we danced on table tops

She puts the ASS in ASStronaut

kill everyone who isn't White

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Fucking hell imagine getting sent down and your pad mate is him lmao

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What's for din dins?

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portly middle aged balding man gets his first job

It is keirs number one priority

Better than some dirty old pissy tramp.

A knuckle sandwich

What's that supposed to mean?

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cor

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Don't stand in the way of biglad and his food

Alright lad.

apparantley farage says he isnt planning mass deportions

cringe

but is taking mass amounts of brits off their benefits.

based

Comfy. Wonder if the few inhabitants just tore down a couple of walls for a mega apartment.

No bames

glorious

lol
This is one of these progression memes isnt it?

Learning who the Taliban are.
Being sent to fight them.
Having your mate killed by them.
Your country sending aid to them.
Being rules by politicians who are them.
<YOU ARE HERE>

Dunno how this fella can stomach roast dinners first thing on a morning but fair play to him, he is a big lad.

It's a brand with clout m80

love these cartoons

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5 years ago I was an alcoholic with no job sponging off of my parents and playing stupid video games all day. Now I have £10,000 in the bank and a 2 week holiday booked in the summer. Only you can dig yourself out of the hole you're in.

I guess we really SHOULDN'T celebrate the defeat of Hitler. He was our last, best hope. Fuck VE Day.

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Just needs a Pound Bakery, Spoons, Paddy Power and maybe a Noble's Amusements then they're all set.

Are we on the verge of a full scale civil war?

Not yet. The baking is coming along though.

Maybe later then?

Um, London elected literally Hitler as mayor though????

If that were to happen, which side would be more physically adept for carrying out such a war?

Only the crims have guns so we're fucked if that happens kek

In Britain, if you can work, you must work

basado basado basado

I carry myself with confidence. I make eye contact when talking to people. I care about my appearance, keep myself groomed and wear nice clothes. That me from 5 years ago was a fucking loser.

ooga booga must assert dominance by forced eye contact

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Outspoken and controversial, Ann Widdecombe is one of the most high-profile politicians of recent times. Available for birthday greeting and pep talks.

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Rebel Commander. Government Tormentor in Chief. The General. Politician of the year. Godfather of the Conservative Right. The unlikeliest doyen of British-Irish relations. And Brexit Hard Man.

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In Runcorn and Helsby, lost by an agonising six votes having been one of Labour’s safest seats, Reform showed how it could turn out its machine.

But cabinet ministers have told the Guardian they are concerned that Labour’s own pendulum has swung too far and is alienating their own voters. In that same seat, Labour retained just 55% of its vote, suggesting many of its own voters did not turn out. The Greens, however, clung on to their vote from last July.

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Labour voters stayed at home apparently. Why isn't it just that they changed vote?

Patrick Baitman.

Benny wogs on suicide watch

All those brown toad poster gone within the month, nothing of value will be lost.

meet and jeet with Ann Widdecombe

Steve Baker should be thrown down a well, useless faggot

t. doesn't own a stoney jacket

They'll never expose the truth that Pakistani gangs are just ground troops for the elite nonce rings that infest our entire system. Who cares if a couple of Imrans get sent down the nonce judge will let them out early.

it took 5 years to make £10,000.

I've got a Berghaus jacket that I enjoy very much, proper warm it is.

superb thread lads

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(((berg)))haus

you got a license to say that m8?

Saved his UC for five years instead of spunking it on weed and takeaways, good for him honestly.

berghaus

north face

montane

patagonia

barbour

Own the lot lad. Stoney is for special occasions.

kill everyone who isn't White

Why?

Right so epic larp, but especially, how can we say Labour voters stayed at home and not that they changed vote?

21pbtid

Why do nogs only know how to repeat things over and over again?
Is it there attempt to fit in?

That's just in my current account mate. My ISA is maxed out at £12,000 a year. I bought a car last year for £14,000 cash.

No need to waste bullets. They can do what they like, just not here.

"Labour retained just 55% of its vote, suggesting many of its own voters did not turn out."

Or they changed who they voted for?

under armour rival fleece stuff is comfy asf

epic larp

what do you mean?

how can we say Labour voters stayed at home and not that they changed vote?

I don't know? I'm just telling you what the overall sentiment here is in runcorn

Never underestimate apathy it's the true killer.

under armour rival fleece stuff is comfy asf

I don't own much ua clothes desu. Never really found anything I like aside from grey and black joggers. I'm liking my EA7 trackie for kicking about in atm

stop acting like you're helping anyone or that you're important in anyway.

jannies please consider range banning EE network in the UK

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Do Indians know the extent that Jews were Involved in the British Empire? Their brown nosing of Israel seems completely insane to me.

their poly tricot trackies are comfy n lightweight, perfect for spring / summer if there's a cool breeze, n the rival fleece stuff
dunno about anything else though

BAMEslop for dinner, lads

Not my thing that lad. That material doesn't appeal to me

ISA

Should we tell him?

kill everyone who isn't White

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You will work

They always forget to add the

*unless you're a woman

Clause that every side of the political spectrum wholeheartedly supports.

They can't even stop shitting in the fucking street. They are 20+ IQ points away from needing to know any of that.

I NEED YOU NOW, REALLY NEED YOU
YES I NEED YOU NOW, AND I WANT YOUR LOVE
*bass drops*

I'm not acting like anything
there's extremely useful info in those posts that people may find invaluable in the future should their landlords try any sneaky tactics to force them out so they can turn a profit via serco

fair enough lad

Indians.

knowing anything.

It's just another case of the turd worlders seething and making alliances of conveniences against whites.
If the English disappeared in the morning they would be seething at the French and Germans in the evening.

well you certainly aint helping anyone so fuck off and do one.

It's more racist to not be racist than to be racist.

Hannah Laing is speng. I had the honour of hearing her play live last year at a rave.

90 hours a week on steam games pathetic twat

kek I do what I want bitch

you do what you are limited to and its not much you pathetic little disabled boy.

What about jews

retard

Sad fat paedophile has been begging for attention the entire thread

Start menu in the middle

That is incredibly homosexual and you should feel bad about yourself.

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Imagine living in Birmingham, no bin men come to collect the rubbish so instead of dealing with that you just throw shit on the street. Proper diverse.

Lovely thread after all the daft lefty tourists of the past couple of days

I like symmetry lad

mfw protein fart in public

The group "jews" is wholly a subset of the group "everyone who isn't white".

He wishes it was iOS like the absolute toddler he is

That'll certainly make people get out of your whey, hehe

Unless you've got two start menus you ain't got fucking symmetry have you? You've got one start menu that's in the middle but not quite and moves about when you open any program.
Stop accepting bad things just because they are the default.

No this cannot wait any longer, I absolutely MUST fly tip my entire living room into the street you racist.

pay yer tv loicense
now, here's your reward,
proper media

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...would

Superb

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pay yer tv loicense

No, not watching your goyslop and I won't be funding nonces.

gotta pay your bbc toll first lad
then you gotta pay for her meds
one more thing, she'll post you on her story

Why don't they fuck off then if they don't like it?

gibs and dei

Because wherever they're from is an irredeemable third world shithole.

They built this country you ungrateful swine.

We haven't been racist enough, that's why.

Thanks to British colonialism.

I used to wank in the toilets at work when I was in my 20s to Facebook pics of my female colleagues in the office.
It was a respectable professional job too.
Used to walk back onto the office floor like a fucking king. Absolutely kino time in my life.

Now Im self employed and have zero work wank game because the office is just my house.

where's the new thread OP wankers?

This. Before Windrush, Britain was covered in prehistoric homes made entirely from mud and straw.

If they built it why did they deliberately build something they hated? That's not very nice of them.

But think of how depressed jeets would be if they couldn't jump infront of a train

When are you starting policing women's toilets?

freak
meanwhile, their male colleagues probably got to actually shag them

Cant be that much of a chad if you didn't shag them

They did all that, then magically forgot how to do anything since.

no I do because I have 6 pinned apps next to my start menu and I center my most active one (warframe in this instance)
and my start menu opens centered like so

Soon

!g tingling sensation up me bum

giving bosswymyn an excuse to make HR complaints

Fuck no, never interact with women at work unless absolutely necessary.

Bleak that women are there at all, feminism caused this

shitting where you eat

lol retards

Windrush; a generation so productive they all live in council houses and never got round to applying for a passport inside of 50 years.

Wheyeva i employ i mus also raep

Shagging your way round your own office

You lot really are stupid aren't you?

oh it said this was spam, why did it go through wtf

never interact with women at work unless absolutely necessary.

Sending dick pics is an interaction.

work toilet cubicle wanker beta

Deano's in another caper again ffs.

I visit HR just to flirt with the qt office babes. Some of those women just want thrown around the bedroom and used like a piece of meat for one night. I often cross paths with one in the car park and she gives off obvious signs

Absolute scenes

Depends if you care about the job

walkers cheese and onion baked crisps down the hatch

You've never had a real job with real stress. Daytime loo colleague workwanks are essential for peak performance.

3-4 times during the day approaching deadlines is mandatory.

Oksana Shahar

Send the spackos back

umm yeah im having a problem with my payslips bby can you please help me emma 'throatgoat' stephenson

sure thing daddy, come down on your break

quick shag in the toilet

the beta cuck is listening and wanking in the other cubicle

You do not like this. You did not want this. You accept it because it is the default. But, this is demonstrably, objectively a worse placement. The button to open the main menu of the operating system should have a fixed place. If it opens up applications to the right, then any space to the left is wasted. You have made the taskbar measurably less useful and are using aesthetics as a cope.
But, more importantly, when spastics like you decide to embrace the worse thing because it is new, companies will continue to do it. You are making my life worse because you have no standards for your own. Fuck you.
At least you've had the decency to make your start menu actually useful and like Vista's, I will give you some small credit for that. But it only confirms to me that in about 15 years time you'll realise you were wrong and will have to mod normality back in again.

You won't have a choice soon, lad. It's set to become a mandatory tax.

kek done the cuck

Reform voters who tell pollsters to fuck off

It means Reform voters who won't admit to being Reform voters

She shouldn't be in the country and I want that £1.92 back.

virgins really love constructing their fantasies and posting them online

Bravo for discovering its fiction, fuckturd.

political polling should be illegal

What would you spend it on

Almost two shopping trolleys.

a single Freddo

sat here xp farming by my mob spawner on minecraft

we want to know how the feel is across the country

so we went to the most expensive borough in london and asked 15 people

I think the Liberal Democrat gains is the biggest story from the local elections. The Reform UK gains are The Conservatives staying static but just with a different badge. Also the Reform UK candidates are nutters, a lot of them are people The Conservatives struggle to put up with. I think this might become apparent later in the year.

corrrr let's see it lad