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Ultimate MAGA.

Hegseth is the bigger zealot. He already declared there will be action against Iran.

MAGA
WPWW

Trump's deporting the crazy hoes. The kind who'd kill you in bed hoes

Actually that was that spic serial killer or something.
Still would.

EXTREME MAGA

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okay but consider: dead iranians lol

yeah but they're STINKY FOREIGNERS

I can get along with the average person from not libtarded Europe and East Asia. It's basically that simple. The average east asian is at least 5x more likely to be tolerable than any person from north america or western europe, I guarantee it. I saw a homeless guy one time and I called the cops and he went to jail for being a hobo and nobody ever saw him again.

hire retards and neocons that leak all your info to israel

4d chess!!! we won!!

how the fuck do I get rid of a 30 foot solid iron beam sitting in the middle of my property? can I just... bury it?

I would go buy a bottle of champagne and shoot a cork off the balcony if the UN declares bankruptcy lel

Pete is actually loyal and trying to ungay the military.

Why the fuck would you not sell it to a scapper?

Hegseth is outstanding

I love skinny bitches from the 60s/70s so much

He's a third temple nut. The biggest shabbos goy of them all.

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4d chess!!! we won!!

AF Post

Not a source.
ywn sleep with Nick.

stop tempting me i see homeless druggies here all the time
i was at the DMV for annoying paperwork reasons and imagine the horror of multiple people in line saying they are illiterate and cannot fill out forms themselves

because I don't know one and I have no idea how they would get it out of my backyard or how the fuck they got it into my backyard for that matter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh well he tried asking nicely. Total m*xideath without restraint needs to happen already.

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Can't they print more?

No shit because she runs the cartels.

Recess appointment him in.

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Put it on Facebook, craiglist etc. and every methbilly within a 100 mile radius will be at your door begging for it.

Israel will build the Temple before muzzrats win a single war

Lol!
Allah has abandoned you

If I really don't like someone I could pay a cop to beat them. I'm not fucking with you. I smoked hash with the police and I fucked a whore he recommended for 30 bucks then I ate a sushi buffet for 20 dollars. You're a fool lel. I haven't filled out a single piece of paperwork in asia. I pay an agent to do it. They asked me to spell something and I sent them a message on telegram and told them to do it for me. I know a quiet place you could live for 200 bucks a month. a cooked meal can cost as little as a dollar.

Kike delusions. You guys are seriously mentally ill.

Declare that kike a terrorist organization.
Problem solved.

Where would a judge have the authority to appoint a member of the executive branch?
That's completely insane.
Strange none of these judicial powers were ever exercised during the Biden administration.

woops I meant MAGA

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I'm going to assume you live jew pork shitty or sodom(LA).

Dig a trench, line it, and fill it with salt water.
Kick beam into trench
Let it sit for a couple of years
Reduce rusty mess to dust (smack it with a sledge hammer)
Drink a lot of soda
Pulverize cans to powder
Mix it up
Buy magnesium strip to ignite mess

DON'T LOOK AT IT

Enjoy your puddle of molten iron.

Boasberg is a traitor. Evil democrat scum

They got that kike out but the jew gets to pick his own jewosh replacement?

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I guarentee you it would be gone within 24 hours if you called up a few places and you'd probably get paid

declare the entire m*xican race a terrorist organization

FTFY.

Lol. Think logically.

The chink is sinking itself!
china ran out of money, and sold off their US treasury bonds, at a discounted rate. (less than the maturity value)
That wasn't enough.
Now china is selling off their horde of gold (they were caught selling counterfeit gold before) so they are desperate for money.
Riots are ongoing now in china. Some factory workers have not been paid for their slave labor type jobs since JANUARY.
china has begun buying petroleum products from America, and not on credit-- cash only.
chink is sinking faster and deeper.

Yea it pretty much is desu, they invaded and destroyed this nation alongside niggers.

Illiteracy is intentional. Learning to read is so easy that even small children do it, and on a regular basis! There's no reason short of physical brain damage or retardation for illiteracy be possible. So, one is left to conclude that those who fail to learn to read during their childhood and teenage years do so because they actively reject reading, probably also rejecting other patterns of successful behavior like punctuality and self-control.

You can make being a hobo illegal it's that easy. Where do they take them? Nobody knows. Nobody cares.

China should be printing more money, what's the hold up?

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This works. Someone wants that beam
The person who wants it can figure out how to get it out of your yard

offer

he wasn't asking

No shit because she runs the cartels.

Probably not so far from the truth. Trump mentioned once at a rally that he threatened to go public with information US intelligence had on corruption in Mexico, and the Mexicans instantly complied. I expect that the Mexican people might be very interested to learn how complicit their leaders are in cartel violence.

This little 'trade war' is pure market speculation.
The things that USA can make, like cars and electronics, after so much talks and so many threats are untariffed xD

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I aint readin. Dat shit is gay. Readin is for white people. Fuck a book nigga. I aint readin a book

Unsurprising that under such chaos, American people, are fundamentally struggling

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I remember him saying that. Hope he does do that.

Ahhhhhh
Revenge?
Dance of the Dead

Buy or rent an oxygen acetylene torch. Cut it into small sections. Load it up and scrap it.

Can you guys tell me what the psychology of these old white guys who sit around predicting China has exploded secretly is other than fear and impotence?

The largest birth rate drop was during the imposed covid restrictions and biden admin

We probably don't really need to invade Mexico to deal with the cartels. Just increase military and DEA presence at the southern border.

Anyone who thinks a nation whose economy is based on graft and building infrastructure out of styrofoam and corn cobs is going to win a trade war with the US has another thing coming.
I’m no economist BUT IMHO the only thing that kept China afloat are all the politicians worldwide that allowed them to get away with their shenanigans and give them credibility.

sorry i cannot do the internationalist thing my forefather's names are on some of the founding documents
seriously though imagine being an adult human being and declaring you cannot read forms in any language (because this shithole will offer it to them in spanish if they need it) and still getting up and looking at yourself in the mirror every morning
someone i know here is a nurse and she tells me same stuff happens in the hospital all the time, constant patients that cannot speak english, hardly even literate enough in spanish to give consent, coming for publicly provided surgeries on diseases of obesity like having gallbladder removal. imagine needing a doctor and you're in line behind that. i haven't used any medical system in almost 15 years and i hope i never do
if only you knew how bad things really are

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This is why literacy tests for voting should be brought back.

White House intern posted this

Rape the Senate.

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Do you send a politician to start Operation Barbarossa or a General?

Also poll taxes

Nice, Trump removed a neocon from the US House (Florida's 6th congressional district) and sent him to the UN.

He was even merciful to keep him close if he acted as anti-china as he roleplayed in congress.

Oh well

doubtful, id wager she's ran by the glownigger bank cartel that owns all the cartels.

ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY

Delegates running back and forth is how negotiations play out.
Occasionally the two leaders will meet to work things out personally then it's back to delegates running back and forth with newer guidelines.

Is there someone profiting off people panic dumping?
They have been saying this shit for decades and our own cities should have been insolvent ages ago.

I was at the dmv recently to renew my license and get a real ID one. Crowded for hours with people there to get a real ID. The guy checking people in was so heated because of all the foreigners who can't speak English trying to show him a cable bill as proof of identity. There was a ukranian who did the eye exam but can't even pronounce English characters. Didn't know how to say the letter A or anything. Illiterate

imagine needing a doctor and you're in line behind that. i haven't used any medical system in almost 15 years and i hope i never do

Nor I. In fact, most White males in the US between 18 and 55 don't use medical care at all, and almost all have insurance, which is why insurance works. White male insurance premia pay for brown people and women to have healthcare.

Oh so Trump maybe never negotiated his real estate deals and sent lawyers instead.

Well mine are too and in some wars but I'm waiting for you guys to fix it or whatever I'll be an ambassador/agent if you guys need one. I'll go back and generate taxes if the US becomes explicitly anti white genocide in the whole government. If you go to a doctor in America you might be killed out of sheer incompetence of because some drunken high niggers and spics are clogging up the ER, I kid you not. I can go buy whatever the doctor has at the corner store. I've never seen a brown doctor here.

The ad revenue can't be that good on political stuff. If they're just straight up grifting boomers for YT ad revenue (which is pretty low) that's just sad

I agree. And ballots only in English. If someone can't read, I don't want them voting in any election

Didn't know how to say the letter A or anything. Illiterate

Lol no wonder Chernobyl blew up

Where do they take them?

vagabonds used to be arrested and sentenced to forced labour terms. it was a big win for society.

Too bad you'll never fuck anyone like that.

They still do that in a lot of the world. A police officer I knew owned some sweat shop full of bums. It was pretty cool.

His fucking with autists is what started my war on Blumpf. Many here need AutismBux to survive because we are incapable of the groveling and sucking jewish dick needed for employment, and here comes motherfucker Blumpf to fuck with our tendies and even not freezing to death (motherfucker aspirationally wants to defund LIHEAP, but only congress can do that - literally wants to freeze all poor whites to death as niggers live in high rises and don't get heating assistance, it's war on MIGA voters really).

I'll back down when MIGA lays off fucking with Autism. No RFK death camps, no more gaslighting. I have a CS BS, give me a job with no groveling or kikery and I will do it you fucks back us in a corner of needing AutismBux. Just walk away and there can be an end to the chaos. Just walk away from MIGA and being an NPC.

Insurance is a scam and I don't trust medical kikes.
Unironically better off praying.

You're next

china is run by jewish communists, and just like israel, their entire economy is based on ripping off America.
israel will be next.

i voted for this

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"Akshually"

You have 0 fucking power here let alone the real world
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You seem upset, fren. What's wrong? Do you have some treason you'd like to report?

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Sadly (you) fucking assholes play stupid games and then cry when you win the stupid prize. I fucking hate my life.

Rest in piss globalist mafia

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What? Your as schizo as a jew

Yes but not to you
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See there's a lot you don't know about me and ignorance is no excuse.

So this is what the white woman saying Nigger is distracting from

It happened because you betrayed me again. Don't worry. Until you reconcile it's only gonna get worse and worse.
Trust me, I'll survive.

Some other ukranian tried to whisper the answers to him and the woman administering the test freaked out
She told him he needed to go to an eye doctor but it was clear that he had no idea what she was saying

Well, how about you tell me, then? Why do you hate your life? What would make things better?

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sorry i cannot do the internationalist thing my forefather's names are on some of the founding documents

that's so cute, deep down hiki's a patriot :3

Sounds like the sandnigger deporter bill to me

Her rosary looks like one of mine. But it doesn't matter. I don't know her..

No. That's why they're trying to shut it down now since all the Ian Miles Chungus' and heeby jeepies know that they're next if the nigger fatigue support wins.

You serious?
Ukraine is already nothing but dead bodies. You're dumb as fuck

Bhutan deported 40% of its population in 90s, here's what happened:

National Avg. IQ: +15 pts
National Avg. Height: +7cm

Bhutan deported the most unproductive part of its population, the Lhotshampas. Deporting pygmy tards makes your country taller and smarter.
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Sounds like a sitcom

is set to vote

on an unenforceable, impossible to actually implement useless virtue signal towards kikes

that would get shitcanned by SCOTUS anyway

Yawn.

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always
there are some republicans who aren't supporting martin, he might need a tiebreaker

Stop bully

anyway see because you deserve it
i notice india FAILED to be COOL

That's not what kiev looks like lel don't be a dumbass

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I fucking hate my life.

Good Caturday afternoon, /ptg/...get the fuck outside
Now this anon has the right idea...don't forget breakast
Stop bitchslapping each other and get the fuck outside

In the jewish controlled USSR, jews there got fired for giving away state secrets to israel, except, Stalin didn't say "You are fired" Stalin said "Ready, aim, FIRE".

I know. Confirm blue arrow dipshit.

verified. You're John Podesta.

Let's go look at some holes

It was absurd. There was a slavic woman in the line earlier who handed the dmv guy mail addressed to her husband and tried to present it as proof of her identification and she didn't understand why that wasn't allowed. I heard a woman in line talk about how she didn't understand why for real ID they wanted your birth certificate and why a baptismal certificate or marriage license wouldn't be fine instead . Retarded

He has severe brain damage. Could we please remove all the dimentia patients and brain damage victims from congress? Thank you

Could be worse, you could be a groyper on Anon Babble

Thoughts?

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Too bad I'm not. I'm the guy who wants them all to hang.

USAID is a nonjob Natsec adv does little I don't even remember what the hell the archivist does

He said Mr. Fetterman spent most of his time scrolling on his phone and formulating tweets, and that things with his wife, Gisele, were “tense.”

“He engages in risky behavior. He drives recklessly. He also recently bought a gun,” Mr. Jentleson wrote, noting that purchasing a firearm was a warning sign that he had been directed to report back to a medical professional.

He also recently bought a gun,

He also recently bought a gun,

He also recently bought a gun,

I'm looking forward to the esoteric bank run on the substation that he's going to do.

Where the hell is that from lel

Probably archives stuff

He's going to have an episode soon. Sounds manic depressive related to brain trama.

its raining
i am going out after breakfast

AI Fren is keeping score.
jews 00
Player One 88
Thank you AI Fren!

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I definitely missed that lel one sec

Keep posting that fucking raccoon.

nobody except kikes want this. Kike

Any more caturday news coming?

Biden is a bitch made cum puzzles who needs to get the rope.

good thing comes to those who wait
it's okay india is slowly doing more and more against pakistan military action is the final solution

paste

there were a few potential dreams that i was expecting
that was not one of them
cease

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I don't believe little marco is sitting down and binding books or something but he could be I suppose lel

Donald should fire himself then because he is Bibi's golem

based brain damaged circus-freak yid?

He's working hard. Trump sets a fast pace.

I haven't seen that style of captcha in ages.

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hey why is he trying to negotiate with iran when bibi explicitly wants massive strikes on iranian nuclear sites

This makes Americans less safe.

i'll believe it when the antichrist kneels and begs for mercy before me

Why did you do it?

Lmao

Lil Marco is a very busy man, thankfully he has 4 clones to help him

Cheer up here are some cool websites for you to check out:
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I have two cute Ukrainian girl """refugees""" living in my building and they always let me hit on them and giggle so I can't be mad

I haven't seen a captcha in ages.

Which one? Solo cat. Not the pair (from before. Not the trio)

Reading kusoboys has poisoned your brain with theoretical word salad madness desu

No it doesnt

Knowingly?
Remember?
You murdered kids?

Nothing can stop what is coming.

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oh so this fags just a lying kike flag should've given it away gotta get my jewdar recalibrated

I fucking hate my life.

Remember that there always someone worst off than you. Stay strong

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There is a reason the Cartels didn't kill her while she was running for office.

You seen Africa lately? Trust me I know what you're talking about. All I want to do is help ease suffering, guess who is holding me back?

I wish i was a level 40 character (echanment wizard 20, tempest cleric 20) so i could true polymorph niggers into based tomboys and scry on tony blair to fuck up the rothschilds.

there were a few potential dreams that i was expecting

that was not one of them

Were you expecting him to dream of being tied down with chains of brass and bronze or just flowers to a low, flat rock in a classical locus amoenus, with flowers and shady trees and a babbling rivulet, where he could not resist the lascivious tomboy who forces his unwilling body to find pleasure in living, if only because of her touch?

What was Waltz trying to do with Israel? I havent been paying attention to the news.

luke please calm down, it's not healthy to yell

cmon' country white boi' look, a cowboy hat, now do the race-bait suicide!!! die with a smile!

kill white!!

DIE! DIE! DIE!

MURDER WHITE!!

?

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What was Waltz trying to do with Israel?

The same thing Bolton was trying to do: bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

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He will have to fire a lot more people, then...

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luke please calm down, it's not healthy to yell

wtf are you, YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!??!!??!!!!

YOU WILL RACE BAOT ZEE WHITE, AND SMZEEE WHITE WILL SUICIDE!!!

NOW!!!

MURDER WHITE!!

/real schizo hours/

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The substations are killing the women, and the children, and the fetuses!

good hes gone then.

noon brothers fuck liberalism

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no i was expecting politics

There is a muscle one.

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You know what calms down luke? Emilyposts!!

Quality of life is going up.

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you asked it's your fault
you don't even know the true garbage out there i've read i don't share everything with the class
you don't even have any excuse gaymo doesn't read my longposts, you do and should know better

Why isn't Trump sending feds to arrest that somali nigger in Minnesota?
It would be the perfect move.

Purge all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!

Remember that our Trump movement's roots are in the Tea Party.
Any Republican old enough to run for office will hold beliefs indicative of a Tea Party past.

Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!
Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!
Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!

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Endorsements for upcoming referenda:
May 6 Ohio: No.

I LOVE TRUMP!

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Here's our list to annex:
1. Aruba
2. Bonaire
3. Cayman Islands
4. Guadeloupe
5. Martinique
6. Saba
7. Saint-Barthelemy
8. Saint Martin
9. Montserrat
10. Sint Eustatius
11. Sint Maarten
12. Anguilla
13. Turks and Caicos Islands
14. UK Virgin Islands
15. Bermuda
16. Clipperton Island
17. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
18. British Indian Ocean Territory (crucial for national security)
19. Faroe Islands
20. Ross Dependency
21. Falkland Islands
22. South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands
23. French Guiana
24. Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha
25. French Polynesia
26. Pitcairn Islands
27. Wallis & Futuna
28. Canada
29. Greenland
30. British Antarctic Territory
31. Peter I Island
32. Marie Byrd Land

We're Americans. We dream big and we win bigger. Europe needs to decolonize our sphere of influence entirely by ceding these territories to us. And you know what? Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight; they never fought Australia for their independence, and they surrendered their freedom just as easily.

These areas would become COFA protectorates of the USA:

1. (Western) Samoa
2. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3. Saint Lucia
4. Solomon Islands
5. Kiribati
6. Cuba
7. Nauru
8. Dominica
9. Puerto Rico
10. Grenada
11. Mauritius
12. Vanuatu
13. Cook Islands (joint US-NZ control)
14. Niue (joint US-NZ control)
15. Tuvalu (joint US-Australia control)
16. Costa Rica
17. Panama
18. Iceland

Annexation of these would be considered if it were desirable for America's expansion. However, they would not be immediately annexed into the USA proper.

He's going to have an episode soon. Sounds manic depressive related to brain trama.

The jewish satanic deep state cabal considers him a traitor.
The mossad commanded their serfs, the CIA, to go over there and blast him with one of their micro wave brain weapons, from a van that's parked across the street.

I definitely skim the longposts and blog and picked up alot of "AI techbro bad" stuff

if you're in america and unable to speak english you should be deported to a randomly selected country of whatever language it is that you do speak

Based.

hire dei agents

"why do all these agents have brain damage?"

MICROWAVES

i love trump bros

That's basically anywhere but a White nation since non-Whites all speak some form of a demonic spider language.

operate machinery moving a dozen TONS of materials 10X faster than a human can run, across Tens of Thousands of Miles of Highway

can't read safety signs, cause bix-nood, fuck whitey n shit

What could possibly go wrong?
youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws

Speaking the language is the single most basic thing anyone should do in a new country, especially if you plan to work there.

Pitcairn Islands

The Brits pay people to move and live there, lmao.
It's isolated, if there is a medical emergency you are pretty much fucked.

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We should watch the minecraft movie bros I herd it's MAGA

The Mike erhmantrout at the back always gets me

sounds like fan fiction

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i hate modernity and liberalism, fucking goddamn this continent

Kek I wonder what retardation the groypers will whip up to cope with thi-
it's even dumber than I could have hoped for!

I was playing super mario galaxy 2 and then shoehow, I smelled smoke

Were ya winning?

Yeah I beat it like 100 times

God bless the nintendo chad community, fighting the drumpf tariffs
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lunch break at diner on ride up to Anacortes

Faux GNUs is on discussing the Blumpf Budget

Senator Tillis (R-MIC, chair Armed Services Committee) is seething about cuts to specific programs despite overall defense/DHS spending up bigly

In contrast all the veterans and defense workers I know (n > 20) are really happy with the specifics they've seen, so I suspect Trump and Hegseth have been cutting a LOT of pork. A good sign on caturday.

i believe so yeah

This is Golden Week in Zone 11 so lots of catgirls in gold bikinis being posted today.

R-MIC

lmao good bants

hey Greatest Ally could you stop bombing everything in the region for just a little while? We're trying to prevent a war here
Thanks
If you could just chill out for a minute that'd be great

Thanks (my IP changed). There was some sneething on Fox about Starbase, TX but they immediately cut to Elon saying he considers the President a friend so lel.

It’s Syria, anon. IAF bombs them as a weekend pastime.
Besides, all the Iranian prospects there are dust.

be safe!

It’s Syria, anon. IAF bombs them as a weekend pastime.

Yeah and they should stop

Besides, all the Iranian prospects there are dust.

because Israel wants all of Iran's proxies defeated or neutralized for when they drag us into a war we have no business conducting, on their behalf, again

I mean you're really just proving my point here

hey man, it's Israel, they bomb their neighbors all the time

it's good because it pisses off Iran!

these are bad things

I really like shrimp toast

I've traveled abroad before but only to countries where I could speak the language or at least knew some phrases I practiced and brought a phrase book with me. The idea of moving somewhere to live and work and not learning the language is insane to me. Even just traveling somewhere and not knowing any of the language. Wtf. Especially living somewhere for years and not bothering to learn the language

Good Caturday afternoon, /ptg/...get outside!

This is the day after the day after the day I had a bunch of work to do outside, and it is still raining.

did he make it?

There is literally no reason and no benefit to go outside or participate in "real life" whatsoever. It's too expensive.

I fucking hate my life and I hate all of you too for this.

I really like shrimp toast

what is it?

just shrimp on toast? haha

All your larping has made it worse. I really wish we could just exterminate all of you at once along with me. I hate my life.

I highly recommend drinking to the point of blackout in that case

get the fuck outside

Already did, living fossils are eating my chicken's food.

Still baking.

I fucking hate my life and I hate all of you too for this.

same. but why do you hate me in particular?

what did I ever do to you anon?

i dont evenknow who you are???

Somebody stopped the jewish financial fraud.
Why are commies out burning Tesla vehicles?

You first dumb bitch.

You never were gonna tell me. Call me skitzo again bitch I dare you.

lmao

Have you ever been knocked out over throwing chicken nuggets everywhere then your entire family shows up to fight the cops? We've all been there
youtu.be/C3r428RyTO0

Docs orders I'm completely gay and sober now fml

Fuck off I don't hate you. Do it again

All your larping has made it worse. I really wish we could just exterminate all of you at once along with me. I hate my life.

you think all of the room being dead will make your life better?

our lives suck just as much as yours does anon!!

AI techbro is bad in the tolerable way of humanity being generally garbage even if you exclude the subhumans, worse is "humanities socialist pretending to be a techbro" and trying to culture hijack purely because of techbro influence in elite circles
something like this guy, for example:
bsky.app/profile/rechelon.bsky.social/post/3lgalj4asvs2k
or pic related

Too bad leftists and catholicucks won't even bother to try and understand this monumental burn

Based JD
Millennial W

not that anon, but you're skitzo, bitch.

woah JD cool it with the antisemitic remarks

You're welcome. Trump won and there's nothing you can do about it. Cope seethe rope

Good.
Hopefully they have to sell that building they have in Turtle Bay and fuck off elsewhere, why not ask Cuba or North Korea to host them since they love communists so much.

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Yeah of course it just looks like advanced maths dropouts huffing their farts to cash in on the bubble hype
t. advanced maths dropout who blows smoke up people's ass for money

Fuck off I don't hate you. Do it again

ok good,cuz I dont know you so i couldnt have done anything to you

do what again?

gottem!

jd bantz ftw

I don't actually. And the bags in the desert make it no better. But who will pray for the dead? Who will visit the graves of those thrown into the pits? Who will bring back the children stolen from their parents?
Nothing.
So?
Have faith.
Someone knows.
Now we must trust.
That some will follow through,
And do the right thing.

well i think he's less trying to cash in on the bubble and more trying to get people to cash out and invest in anarchism ("invest" in not just a capital sense but also personally)
people cashing in on the bubble are at least understandable in that regard

Why do jews and atheists care so much about pope memes?

Take a real life photo of your hand

Schizo fight!!!!

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We should try to shift your brain into goal oriented thinking, to automatically engage "and what money/influence/power/objectives from that?" sort of thinking before reading the homos lel

because Israel wants all of Iran's proxies defeated or neutralized

I’d be amazed if there are still any left in southern Syria.

They're just trying to create a wedge issue. Christians who aren't catholics seem to be bothered by it too. Just something to bash Trump with because they have TDS
I hope Pizzaballa is the next Pope

I love you. I read all your posts. I waited 120s to tell you how much I love you anon

Literally can't afford to feed myself every day. Only can afford to eat every 3 or so days. Fuck you BTW.

Right brain is hyperdelusional self-referential paranoid desu

nobody cares

Anyway, pleased to see that there's real progress on reducing spending on browns who won't be learning the language.
Hope everyone has their plans for Cinco De Mayo Park strolls getting license plates and faces.
I suggest you download the Cornell Lab Bird Identification app "Merlin."
merlin.allaboutbirds.org/
this will give you a reason to have your phone out as you non-chalantly film the beaners getting out of their cars and get a nice quarter second shot of their plate. And, it can help you learn to identify bird calls.

AWOOOO

niggers, kikes, spics, I hate them all

they give almost 300 a month for foodstamps

But you have all day to shit on us on your computer? Anon, have you considered your priorities may be skewed? You have 30 posts so far IN ONE THREAD. Maybe if you go down to a local store and offer to clean their parking lot for a meal, you'll get some food?

ice in beer

I can't get food stamps because the person who gives me money refuses to acknowledge it. Theg may have claimed i was died many years ago.
Illegally.

kouhai the fact is some of these homos really do have that as their goal. "and then when the socialist utopia is realized i can make a living writing bad poetry" or w/e. yes, at the high level of things some of the enemy are those with much more comprehensive goals (like hostile politicians) that can be understood as concealed behind the fluff of ideology. but there are also the sorry zealots that truly believe something like that and pursue it even at cost - just see lily setting himself on fire for brown foreigners. what money/influence/power/objectives did he get from that? there was nothing deeper beyond this ideological standpoint, which means some things can be understood at that level. it's not always a cover or ploy

BEHOLD MORE BAD POETRY

That's a mint julep, you uncultured swine.

You'd think Christians would be more outraged over all the jewish garbage in news/media annpuncing their attacks on White Christians.

pope pizza

The memes will be steong with him.

Complete destruction of Mexican assets on their side of the border, and occupation of a 30-mile-deep corridor in order to fortify US security, will be vital to securing US interests in Mexico and along the US-Mexico border.

Investigate Judge Boasberg. Have him arrested.

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lmfao

no I mean what do you gain lel I don't understand why you aren't cataloging and sharing minor bureaucrats to fire and disgrace instead. Your investigative powers could get hundreds of people purged

Is that you Toby? Slave boy? You're meant to be the sacrifice not me. You're next

Neos thread
Neo thread

I think that's supposed to be a mint julep
The only people I've seen put ice in beer were construction workers at a bar I used to go to. Mint julep is a southern drink

I just don't see the point, what's the "joke"?

what if trump was the pope haha wouldnt that be epic

I guess?

Investigate a skull and boner

Lol

Lmao

fuck you

I hate every single one of you for this.

Yeah, and we're going to take it over. It sounds fun!

Based

One can hate mudshits and jews at the time. Those polish gypsy larpers and their Italian benefactors need their ledgers wiped and be thrown to the wolves.

Ne the filibuster then end the Democrat party. Jail them all and shoot the traitors.

the person who gives me money

actually, that has happened in a number of places, social work groups will take over for "orphans", pay their bills, and then, either because the checks are shit for where the person is living, or because they're stealing some of the money, the dependant doesn't get everything they would want, sometimes what they would need.
That doesn't change that you can offer to pick up obvious trash for a few bucks or a sandwhich.
If you're really hard up, offer to clean a bathroom at a small coffee shop, in exchange for a muffin and cup of coffee.
The trick is to be straight forwards with a small but achievable and useful job, discrete with the request don't announce it from the front of the line and make the customers embarrassed for you, and be friendly, they're trying to make a living doing work too. And move along pleasantly and humbly if they say no, they have protocols and reasons.
Also, stop posting images with trackers in them, asshole.