/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE horse EDITION

ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT

Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

I’m black.

TYB
Thighs for days

ridin people's rear ends

this officer just hit his quota

God damn lmao

Cop throwing the book at him for making him stand outside in the rain

Kek, he's got a CVS receipt length citation for him.

Scourge of the Showers, Looter of the Loins, Purveyor of the Penises

You Samoan!

hat

Why do they wear shower caps? How did it become a part of their culture?

this cop is seething

That's the fucking thing you put on a smoke detector

Driving quickly is one thing, tail gating is another and should be punishable by firing squad

I mean... technically I guess it's a hat?
It covers the head?

Black cop gave a shitload of tickets that he probably didn't have to

Quick, cut to a white guy who has more alcohol than blood in his bloodstream

over/under .24 BAC?

-100

How can you chew bubblegum without teeth?

What good is a phone call if you cannot speak?

this is also a hat

good job narcing on TV toothless crackhead

muh sprayer

just let the druggie sleep for fucks sake

Oh Lord! Stuck in Lodi again.

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note?

Nice draw anon

Nah.

I know it's a low bar, but this is 10x better than Taylor Swift.

youtube.com/watch?v=KAVLz8hKYGk

Dan went on an unhinged, slur filled rant when a guy who led cops on a wrong way freeway chase only received 60 months probation. The producers hauled him off in a straight jacket.

not as bad as taylor swift award

it's still awful

Honey, I’m home!

this dude had a hell of a night

Did he actually hit the house?

:(

Well, we know he's white.

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Carly thinks fish get pregnant and shit babies when they're in coolers...

this bitch is throwing back the guys birthday bass

and now she's moaning

we did it OP nation

I think it just hit a fence.

wow! wholesome cop saved that poor fishies life!!!

So not only are they arresting him for sitting in a not-moving car, but now they're stealing his fish
Also HOLY SHIT the fish just flopping onto the shore was fucking hilarious

This coon is throwing away that guys fish.

this sheboon thinks this fish gives live birth

Dumb nigger bitch just killed the baby fish.

One time when I was much younger and probably the only time I drove drunk, I went to go get more beer at the gas station down the street (literally two stop signs). If it wasn't for the parking curb/barrier I might of put the front of my Trans-Am through the gas station. I misjudged the distance badly.

someone would

Maybe she thinks it's a shark, some do give birth.

Thanks homies <3

Enjoy the rest of the show, anon!

Sounds just like something Dan would do

not live

kys

Niggers!

20 cops cars

Shooting or donut sale?

I can think of a shark that's given birth to my babies a few times.

Surprised Dan didn’t pussy out and pull the cameras out of “sensitivity” this time

Shot in the lower leg

Says he was shot with a .22, 9mm shell (how would he know?)

Didn't call anybody

Seems kinda odd

Richie Maher is a fat bloated insufferable douche. I hope you're reading this Richie.

get shot

just lay down

don't tell anyone or call anyone

get a call

where am i at?

i'm just over here, shot

this nigga about to fuck it all up.

u dunno how bass things really are

GOOD CHRIST YOU WERE HOME FUCKING FREE.

That many cops in Florida for a single gun shot victim

Where's the 15 ft tall alien?

this nigga about to fuck it all up.

Annnnd you were right

It's like an abuser.

I tried not to hit you. You make me hit you everytime!

I didn't understand a word he said but it seems like the black girl cop is too sensitive

To be fair, they really shouldn't let him go. He was intoxicated in control of a vehicle even if it was pulled over.

it should be illegal for a husband and wife to work law enforcement together

Batman villain?

do ya'll finna here how I be havin' dese scars?

you may remember this niglet

i do not

black kid named Justice

Well that's weir--

Justyce

Okay.

MISSING NIG ALERT

Shrek is back

nah, just an ugly sheboon

Her back ground cover has Macs from 20 years ago

Scatwoman

It kind of is.

Ja'Niyah

After that chick got caught fucking the whole department this guy tightened the ship

Did they say they're arresting him for not wanting to talk to them over a miscommunication regarding anal beads? Isn't arresting someone for verbally offending an officer a blatant 4th amendment violation?

That Rover commercial is the most low-rent low effort commercial I've ever seen. I can't believe it was approved.

is it?

and still manages to have the globohomo art style

you're describing a 1st ammendment issue. they were going to let his public intoxication slide, then they decided they weren't.

Cameraman out of shape, needs some Amazing Ashwa

That was a tall wall.

I DIDN'T DO NOTHING

officer sugar plum always has an enumerated list.

no insurance

high

ran red light

Its all so tiresome, bros

source video por favor

Was that chyna? I used to fap a lot to her back in the day

Chyna was the only female wrestler who I believed could legit beat a dude. Like maybe XPac or something.

let go with a warning

was it the huge clit or small dick?
i remember some roided retard on another forum got his wife on roids and the main reason was to give her a small dick

her clit is huge now bro!!!

Did Dan bring Rizzo?

i still reference chyna's clit to this day.

I remember stumbling on a video of a muscled woman putting a pump on her clit. One of the most unarousing things I’ve seen.

yeah, fuckin nasty, along with the voice and facial changes

Did anybody ever read bodybuilding.com forum posts? Some of those guys made Anon Babble look like Nobel laureates

Good night anons, I hope I'll see you again next Friday!

That bald gay cop is an attention whore

Another fucking CVS receipt of tickets from this guy
Insane

what the fuck is his problem

getting ahead of the quota

No envelope?

hood scoop on a rav4

Okay, I’m going to bed. Have a good week, everyone.

That guys gonna get himself ambush killed by doing shit like that. Eventually you come across some one who takes it a certain way and has nothing to lose. He's playing with fire every time he goes full Looney Tunes ticker tape ticket.

i missed the start of the show

Did anybody ever read bodybuilding.com forum posts? Some of those guys made Anon Babble look like Nobel laureates

i did a little over the years but couldn't stomach the place
most of the posters were faggots

If Perez told me "come here" I would crawl on my hands and knees to lick the underside of her taint.

misc was legendary entertainment

why are there so many spics in tennessee and how can we fix it

how are you guys taking webm clips of the stream?