How can one fall so low to a very definition of a cringe lord?
How can one fall so low to a very definition of a cringe lord?
He's back
Try typing that without crying next time
Why’s he using a sith sword?
This is funny on so many levels.
1. The redditors that constantly shout RESIST think that they're the Rebels when they are closer to the Empire.
2. The funcopop owners who love Star Wars are also usually leftists so using their beloved franchise against them hurts even more.
3. There's a bunch of nerds in the WH + DOGE and the federal employee Karen and Shaniquas hate it.
you lost, tranny
I can't. Tears are just pouring out of me from laughing.
A Jew Hope
Return of The Jewdi
be American
elect a star wars soiboi into power
cmon mutts
sword
It's a lightsaber, not a sword. And as far as I know, nothing proscribes jedi not being able to use a red one.
You can call it a sword to, and no Jedi can't use red ones
"We are fighting the empire" - the government
while obviously trump has his faults, I do think its incredibe that we got the timeline where an official white house social media account is posting AI images like your pic or the one with trump as the pope, and it isn't even anything strange, thats just normal.
Imagine telling shit like this to someone in the pre-trump era in 2014 or something.
I think it's great that Trump cause so much butt hurt. Keep up the fine work Mr President!
Because booms know nothing of sci-fi media.
Dark vader was evil, right, son?
They knew what they were posting with that red light saber, assuming this is real.
Red lightsaber
Why?
this must be a shoop, right?
checking Xitter
it's real
well fuck
also found a great one in responses
pretty sure Mark Hamil was a whiny bitch towards Trump
You can call it a sword to,
no you can't, and it's "too" not "to", jackass
and no Jedi can't use red ones
source?
aren't only the bad guys using red lightsabers?
the gogvernment/megacorps acting goofy and follwing trends was fun the first couple of times, like 10 years ago... now it just screams unprofessionalism
Currently, we have blue, green, purple, indigo, yellow, orange (lighter from the Jedi games, darker from the new Ashoka show), teal, white, red, and black.
White and red don't occur naturally.
Red is any kyber crystal corrupted and made "bleed" with the darkside of the Force, and white is a red crystal that's been healed using the lightside of the Force, but doesn't regain its original colour.
Most of those come from the Jedi games, although it's worth noting despite not meaning anything, Anakin's saber in the original cut of a New Hope was more teal than the deep blue we see later.
Actually it's orange (like he is), it's just that the pic as a whole came out too dark
Count dooku does you massive retard. "Your swords please" kek
Heh minor spelling error
Kys lorelet
calling a fucking lightsaber a sword and then proceeding to correct people on star wars lore
lol wat
spelling
*grammar
he hired the cheapest retards that make fun of him, Trump might genuinely be cognitively impaired
Stfu nerd
Nigger it's called a sword in the canon lore lmao "your swords please". I'm right, cope more MIGAtard
I can't. Tears are just pouring out of me from laughing
Lucas says otherwise. Pipe down faggot
Nigger it's called a sword in the canon lore lmao "your swords please". I'm right, cope more MIGAtard
stop avatarfagging mutt, it's more embarrassing than White House posting
Why are you so mad lmao MIGAtroons just can't stop being wrong
Get called out, says no u
Migafats stay histrionic
This was such a 500iq move from a shitposting POV. I hope he does harry potter next.
Because it's still your anti crypto arg and your policies are ass
Stop the planet, I want off.
Kek
Wait are you saying …Trump WASN’T being 100% serious ? He doesn’t really think he is a Jedi Knight ? Are you sure ?!?? I better ask Reddit
you voted for this.
No refunds, MAGA trash.
Red are Sith
A red lightsaber is a weapon commonly associated with the Sith in the Star Wars universe, symbolizing their alignment with the dark side of the Force. The red color is achieved through a process called "bleeding," where Sith infuse kyber crystals with negative emotions like anger and hatred.
I'm gonna trust the plan on this one. Lightsabers are cool and I'm tired of pretending they aren't
The White House actually pushed that retarded horse shit out? America is so fuckin' done.
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@503903712
Lol, you JIDF fags are so easy to piss off
Trump is the number one kike shill on earth lmao
I was pretending to be retarded
Come on now lel
@503903725
Shits his pants
Gets laughed at
Cries in impotent rage
Lol, lmao even
American Germans farm, fish, and shoot guns. Wut happened to you faggots
@503904201
Awww, don't cry Jew boy
You're so ugly when you cry
Look at this retarded MIGAtroon meltdown lmfao ironic
Red lightsabres are associated with the sith because to make it red you have to do a thing called bleeding where you basically pour your malice and hatred in a kyber crystal until it turns red. Essentially any other color a jedi can use but by the movies only two types are usually acceptable due to the jedi consul's rules of the time. A jedi syncs with a kyber crystal that they find through the firce guiding them and after emditatinf withnjt it changes colors depending on the jedi. Blue means more combat oriented while green means more force ability oriented if i recall. Mace Windu is one of the rare cases at the time to get a purple lightsabre
LOOK AT THIS RETARDED MIGATROON MELTDOWN LMFAO IRONIC!!!
Lol, that axe wound will never be a real vag
muh basedwars lore
no one gives a shit about any of that
fact of the matter remains that in the normie mind, red sword= EVIL, so him uploading an image of himself with a black cloak and red sword is fucking retarded and goes completely against the message he is trying to send
Nice formatting you dumb fuck bot niggers KYS irl!!
im so sick of manchild marvel capeshit faggots.
Nice formatting you dumb fuck bot niggers KYS irl!!
K buddy
Thanks for the (You)s btw XD
commonly associated
so not exclusive, you illiterate fucking nigger
It's a 5D chess business movie.
The bots on here are programmed to support anything that fool does. I'm really curious to see how far it goes.
Ohh, great leader, we come to enjoy you. You make sun and moon in the sky...
cry moar tranny
I fucking hate Star Wars.
who ever made this image and tweet needs to be fired
Find one example of a Jedi using a red lightsaber as their own. Oh wait... Lmfao
Oh my god so butthurt over being shown wrong.
Cringe. Just take L like a man
Notice how they both opted to emulate the dark side...
Harrrrry pottah!
Vader was half Jedi. He was like a mixed race baby.
thats normal, because it is the internet, on the internet thats normal
red lightsaber
Even the AI knows Trump is the bad guy.
What does purple mean?
Guys, don't fall for these cheap parlor tricks! This is a photoshop, he doesn't have arms and abs like that, he's almost 80, ffs.
Vader was a Sith, Anakin was a Jedi. He wasnt both at the same time. Imagine getting filtered by this basic concept
booms know nothing of sci-fi media
franchise literally created by a boome-
Oh wait Lucas is a Silent Gen XD
He's black
are you being ironic? or just dumb, I cant tell
This Summer, the United States Mint (Mint) will kick off an exciting new coin and medal series celebrating comic art as a uniquely American artform. The Mint is collaborating with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer Products (WBDGCP) to feature DC Super Heroes on genuine US coins and medals, and to celebrate the American values and heroic ideals that these characters represent, values and ideals that built this country and continue to guide it today.
Disney's properties may inspire cringe tweets but WB and DC get a licensing deal with the Mint.
Superman is Jewish, look it up, the Jews are minting their own currency for US use now.
They control Americans.
All you guns and you still have a nigger problem. Pathetic.
He wanted a purple lightsaber. Lucas said "we can only have blue or green" and the dude replied, "if I don't get a purple sword, I quit".
White House shitposting
What a great world we live in.
All of mainstream comics is jewish. There are planned Batman and Wonder Woman coins, who were also created by jews. The comics industry is the same as Hollywood in that it was created by jews, and today the fields are predominantly jewish.
Then of course the Framers and the other figures we have on our coinage have all been freemasons (honorary jews) so this is not exactly that different from that perspective.
They look cool though. I want some silver currency with the Batsignal on it.
muh hecking lore
democrats in a nutshell. more concerned with fairy tales than reality.
If you actually believe he has this physique at almost 79, I have a bridge in Rio I would like to sell to you. The lightsaber is most likely his own. I can believe that some eggheads at DARPA made that for him when he asked, but I don't see him training at all and his diet is terrible, the arms are fake as fuck. He would have to have under 15% body fat, probably even less, don't believe it for a second.
We're even going to mint a coin with Princess Diana (Greek)
Anakin Skywalker (when he was still a Jedi Knight) kills Count Dooku with two Lightsabers, his own blue one and Dooku's red one.
Obi-Wan uses a red Lightsaber in the Cone Wars when he disarms Ventres (she dual wields two of them) and fights her using her own red Lightsaber.
That's just what I recall, I'm sure it happened many more times. They usually belong to Sith but they can be used by Jedi Knights.
Real reason is because Samuel Jackson asked for a purple Lightsaber and George Lucas said "okay".
They created an in-universe explanation that Mace Windu can tap into the powers of the Dark Side while still being a Jedi Knight, which is represented in his purple Lightsaber (a mix of red and blue).
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Yeah they can be used but it's never their own
iirc the Legends lore is that the crystals used to make lightsabers is never naturally red, but that Sith have to turn them red with satanic buttsex or whatever.
I do believe this is his real physique, donny work out a lot...
Be real, when did you see him work out? His tennis and golf bs doesn't count.
nigga george lucas uses the term "laser sword" instead of lightsaber in many instances of talking about them
His tennis and golf bs doesn't count
why not? heres proof, look at the pic
Probably cause he's republican
Ok, physique aside, do you think they tranquilized those two eagles? Do you think he trained them? Are they robots? I don't know, my bs detector is just going off. It's possible that he really trained, and that he's really all that, but the picture just doesn't pass the smell test.
Oof. Someone is losing their job in Tel Aviv tonight.
Trump doesn't write any of this shit
They hire some cringey 20-30 year old to type this shit out to try to seem relevant with the youth
Because he's a kike (sith).
Sadly, this is probably the case. "A meme of me as the Pope? Sure, publish it." *Jewish aide rubs his hands
star wars episode vii: strike the bogus "empire" back.
t. humanity
Depends if you go with Disney slop canon or original canon.
In original canon, the red crystals are synthetic.
So many Jedi used red one.
Adi Gallia was one of them.
Disney changed it that it a corrupted crystal
Bleeding is new Disney shit
Red was synthetic crystals, that's all. Sith couldn't get they hand on real crystal so they had to recreate it synthetically. But Jedi can also use a synthetic crystal if they desired. Go play KOTOR games
Adi Gallia good point, Luke too iirc. That guy was a lorelet though
dont know about the eagles, but you are a professional shitposter, I give up lel
only a cringe lord deals in absolutes
How can I?
Unlike you, I don't speak Yiddish nonsense Moshe
Leia as well
because the empire is cool and based
He fucking loves AI lmao
what a guy. I like to imagine Baron showed him how to do it.
/thread
Kathleen Kennedy, a jewess, killed star wars
He's not Jewish, you dumbfuck.
Bleeding is disney lore, it used to be the color of synthetic khyber crystals in og legends lore. Fuck disney
Trumps meme game has been outrageous lately.
based nerd loreknower
for me, it's the Tariff Sheriff
I like Game of Thrones Trump
HBO warn Donald Trump over Game Of Thrones image use
Mic fucking dropped
they willingly voted for this. quite amazing
he's still hiding his homosexuality
m.youtube.com
Star Wars is ruined and irrelevant. Only soiy boiys like it.
ill be real this shit is fucking hilarious, way better than the boring stagflation we would've gotten with kamala. godspeed cheeto sith.
obvious bait to rustle leftist's jimmies
I see it worked
Episode 5 is the best in the original trilogy, though.
trumpfags be like
I HECKIN LOVE STAR WARS
leftoids lost to THIS?
Getting hohol levels of cope from that bullshit
Gay ass boomer slop
Go back to watching FOX News, gramps