Brit/pol/ soon

Woman hit by 'double-crash car' dies

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Fourteen children arrested over boy's fire death

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Eight arrested in two separate anti-terror operations

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Labour minister sorry over grooming gangs remark

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Uber starts allowing customers to pay in cash (new money laundering avenue unlocked)

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WW2 Spitfire emergency landing after losing power

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Had a burger for din dins.
Cheddar cheese, lettuce and tomato sauce on it.

bit sad that the only way bogdan can have anything to talk about that isn't seething at whatever brit/pol/ personality he's attached himself to today is by larping as a brit with kids or property mogul. he must really have absolutely nothing going on in life

this week only: a free machete with every kebab

nobody cares m8

Good evening josh/pol!

But wots for supper

Me too but without the lettuce. Had a hotdog, 2 pork chops and a chicken leg

Elevenses. On chete.

cooking up a pizza for supper cuz i'm in a cunt of a mood and i'm hoping it'll cheer me up somewhat

Josh won

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Hi lads femanon here any of youse want suckin off or owt?

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Done him

Don't forget, if for some reason you live near pakis and do a street BBQ, make sure to include plenty of pork products, don't want to make the mistake of making them feel welcome

Let the dog see the rabbit first

You couldn't even help your mum with a proper funeral. How are you going to help Reform locally you fat paedophile.
You're a predatory nonce who shouldn't be around other people.

cooking up a pizza

Cor, gis a bit

I'll save you a slice chum,

Realistically how do we bring all of the nonces out there to justice?

I feel like I should really wear tweed when saying this.

bogdans new larp spotted, he aint getting enough nob at butero
samefagging nonce who got btfo last thread

What did you do with her lad? Rolled her up in a carpet and chucked her in the Mersey?

The thing that draws me to brit/pol is the rare mix of total retardation and absolute cruelty. Turning it from a forum thread into a hilarious comedy that actually is not funny at all.

Thanks chef fren

got anything original to say?

Why is the NPD nonce seething again?
Did someone BTFO him on AI (again)?

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God I hope you've done this

Implying we'd ever want anything to do with your '''cuisine'''

Wouldn't be seen dead mingling with you fucking alcoholic druggies kafir scum.

woggy b absolutely kvetching

LARPing memeflag tranny

VPN nonce

Strange how they always appear at the same time

its one of those cringe comedies where every moment is just awkward

You still mad pedopan?
Everyone is Bogdan and ducknonce?
Show me how many IPs you have for me joshy boy UwU

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That's gonna be a taste sensation, lad

Good that's the idea you silly cunt

weird innit, how charisma makes so much difference

dying alone is based and redpilled

add this to the list of stupid shit gobbo has said

like you say this is pure money laundering if there's no way to track the payment then any account can take random trips and "pay" for them

But individual drivers can still opt out of accepting notes and coins, partly if they are worried about safety of carrying them in their vehicles.

are they going to carry a cash float and how will any rider know in advance if they accept cash or not and have the change.

Why is he watching wogs have sex on his bed?

Not like you nonces ever go outside anyway. He fucking run your towns and you're all cowering away inside with jewish media mainlined into your brains. Sad.

gang of pakis chased a lad into a warehouse and burned it down with him inside. There are groups gathering in the streets round here, it's gonna kick off in Gateshead quays fucking tonight big time.

aged like korma

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democracy vooters lapping it up

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Based madlads. You lots are getting btfo all over the nation now your general tommy is locked up. Not for long though. We're close to getting him, too.

Don't get pissy cause you weren't invited to the BBQ lol

Imagine being stuck in a Twitch streaming house full of cute hapa girls. Checks whats been happening on Twitch, oh no wait it's a reality.

I've ventured out and seen you

LARPing sack of shite

then one of them accuses you of rape and ruins your career

You're positively glowing and I can tell you're either Steve laws or Nick lowels irl

he's a wrongun

yeah do it, get involved with reform locally. We all need a laugh.

another fake live stream?

77th ragebaiting unit in full swing right now

who was that?

It's in the op, fourteen kids arrested. Probably a bame ringleader at the least.

77th ragebaiting unit in full swing right now

*Josh

Reform will have him

labour status: HINDERED

I'd like to add there will be more jumping ship because they know they're fucked.

proper cba with the idea of dying in hospital, I hope its sudden and preferably in a spoons after a large brekkie, 71 lets call it, heart gives out. Id have that

creasing at the polish spastic getting btfo and samefagging ngl

You're in control of your own destiny lad but death is in hot pursuit and he doesn't care how you go

weird how they can 'jump ship'. I mean they were voted for to represent people based on a set of policies. If they jump ship they should have to get re-elected. There again, nothing in this gay world makes any sense does it.

OP is a cuckraine supporter and a cuck himself

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For you

I dunno desu, didn't think anyone was kicking up a fuss

some long drawn out hospital death sounds so bad though, hate hospitals, imagine being trapped in one until you finally pop, just let it be fast

Creasing at the obese paedo nonce hopping IPs every minute from his paedophile proxy because he's alone and thinks everyone who hates him is the same person. Dance more monkey show us how much effort you put into it you obese 40 year old friendless paedo topkek

No it'd be all over X if people were mad

A BAME care home nurse will smother your dementia-riddled self with an iron and take all of your valuable possessions.

Sorry, thought you were . He says there are groups gathering in Gateshead.

*with a pillow

So why was SAS fast-roping onto a Tescos in Altrincham? Related to the Iranian suspects OP?

counter terrorism ex nothing more

I didnt know Tescos meal deals were THAT good ffs

tfw you're in your hospital bed dying but you don't want to see your son, because he's a failure and a paedophile

#stayedclear

Kind of ruins the tranquility innit

Fanks guv

they need signs to show them which other lands they hold allegiance to

Pure speculation then

I get where you are coming from but you vote for the person and it is them that you will be dealign with if you need their help.

My wife's dad died twice, first time he had a heart attack and collapsed in a meeting, he said afterwards it all just went black and he doesn't remember anything, the second time in his sleep.

kek. Pillow autocorrected to iron?

You'd get minimum 35 years for destroying that sign.

Obviously. Blame everything on bames until proven otherwise

Pilots must have balls to hover so close to the tower thing

It was all black before we were born and it'll be black when we're dead

That's called fainting I think

havent they got apps to show them the way to their holy meteorite shard?

is he going to die again or is that it now?

Can't stop farting, lads

Weird how Bogdan is a pedo but josh uses his Pedo proxy. Very weird. It's almost like jnigger is a larger who larps as multiple different people. He wouldn't be sad enough to do that? Would he? Or to use the same pedo proxy that Bogdan does? Huh must be a coincidence. Dance more monkey

Williams comeback?

They need signs pointing them the way back home, but it's jail time if you tell them to fuck off back there. Mad innit.

Is he a time lord? Better tell him to be careful or he'll come back as a rwandan bumboy.

I'm not surprised

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*Larper
Kek

The end cause I didn't carry on the sentence and include anything after mate

people say this but no one remembers before birth, how do you know that was black? infact, if you didn't exist there wouldn't be a black, it just wouldn't be. If you popped into existence once, what if you pop into existence again? wouldn't be you though, but the person I was last week isn't the person I am now

His heart stopped and he had bypass surgery or whatever it's called

Avu tried the toilet

Fourteen children arrested over boy's fire death

This almost happened to me about 25 years ago, big pile of insulation went up quick as fuck when two school friends were still messing around inside it lol. Could have died easily if they hadn't got out. Wierd actually 2 of them died in car crashes later on in life.

How do you survive a heart attack in your sleep? Did he wake up dead?

No one remembers being 3 years old, I don't remember anyway. Doesn't mean it never happened though

Hunting them yellow labels init

True.

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Imagine being on your death bed but you refuse to see your only son because he's a failure and a paedophile and everyone #stayedclear so instead you spend your time samefagging 19 hours a day on a Siberian anime forum and running a discord with actual paedophiles lol what a sad obese 40 year old monkey kek. His mum knew. His dad knew. Even randoms on Facebook knew lmao. #stayedclear

Also imagine crying to the Jannies. Lmao rattled hahaha

When you die, your conscious is siphoned into another meat suit ready to suffer again.They feed on our suffering

when you die, another universe is created

could be experiencing the radiance of the universe, but you have to work for £22k 40 hours a week at Card Factory

Imagine we live everyone's lives, we die and we get born into another person's life reliving everything they did. Imagine being reborn and living the nutty putty guy's life. I think the eternal return might be a possibility as in this universe will die and reborn in exactly the same way and we will relive our lives exactly as before. We've probably had this conversation millions of time and will have it again a million more times

tfw the universe created for your existence includes jews, muslims, blacks and jeets

ffs lads

link to the incident?
i hear the nigger was filming a theft attempt to claim racism if the victim retaliates

It's the little things

am in dead lads

when you die you're born into the exact same life again
you keep living the same life over and over again until you do everything right
thats why you have deja vu
its your extra sensory perception letting you know you're on the right path

this isn't the SAS we don't deploy them on home soil, it's only been done twice in front on the media as a flex. We now have militarised police divisions that deal with this sort of stuff the sas would refuse to do this sort of thing.

ah yes, hell realm theory, innit the archons or something that feed on human suffering, theres a souf african on youtube whos entire channel is him ranting about the hell realm, decent idea.

Cat caught another bird. I have brought him in the house and given him some honey, but i don't think he's going to make it. Why is the world so cruel for the innocent and a playground of joy for the wicked?

life is an eternal struggle

I'm getting PTSD from this lucozade advert nigger shouting
OKAHY
in my ear every 45 seconds

This is your brain on drugs, kek. nigga be raging in public against his imaginary friends.

Shroud of Turins quite interesting, literally the moment god resurrected and left an imprint on the cloth, apparently it has code that makes it a 3d image etched into it as well. Apparently you can also see his teeth like an x-ray meaning the radiation or whatever came from withing the body. Fascinating stuff tbqhwy

I was inwardly screaming Iranian embassy! till the first but

It's time for "brit/pol/ or Police misconduct hearing" , thats /BritPol/ or Police misconduct hearing,

Question 1

house nigger

Question 2

that one with the gay brand new tattoo

Question 3

nignog

Question 4
[women] are mental or slags or both
Question 5
Here we Goooooo
Question 6
muslim police

Not being funny but there's little chance the historical Jesus resembled a long haired italian man

g-god is a basedjak??

but in call of duty modern warfare (2021) they do home raid in london in one of the opening missions
i think activision knows a little more about army mans than you do

The original post got deleted as far as I know.
I've just been keeping an eye on the cash

Time is a flat circle

Turin's*
Within*

Frasier > Seinfeld

Load of rubbish m80 same with other religion shit

Based and true

tfw raptured

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Oi bruv, you gotta pass that shit you're smoking this way

Time is a plap circle

Absolutely true.

3 and 6 are brit/pol/ yay

SAS liaison with UKSFSG/ Met CT police all the time

Considering he was born, lived, died and lived a little bit more in the Roman Empire that's exactly what you would expect him to look like.

be a long walk

everyone in the Roman empire looked like David Ginola

Whatever

your mum is a flat circle

they can all keep each other company on the way

Most scholars agree Jesus existed. The bible is the most scrutinised book in history and it still holds up, just give it a read lads when you get the chance

Can I come back as a woman with big tiddies who's suffering is not being able to find a good man so ends up being a lesbian at 23

Would it surprise you that the people of the Mediterranean looked similar to other people of the Mediterranean? There weren't any Arabs in that area until whitey was great replaced by the Arabs in the 7th century

His mum is dead but before she expired she knew her son was a paedophile and a failure ahah and his dad wanted nothing to do with him either. Imagine being such a disgusting paedo that neither of your parents want anything to do with you lol. I'm glad my parents and I get along and I see them regularly. But then, I'm not a paedophile like he is. What a disgusting piece of human excrement he is no wonder he spends 19 hours a day here and samefagging to make himself feel important

So utterly btfo last night he's been hiding behind an anon flag hoping it'll go away

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none biblical sources like tacitus and josephus (read the arabic version if you want to argue about "muh tampering") can attest to his life and crucifixion too

Your mum is a bag of ash

Imagine being a 6ft4 girl with wide hips and huge tits having your tits sucked by 2 other, smaller women

it still holds up

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I got the impression they were actively selecting for them tbqh

im imagining

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her ass is ash

thats my joke and its better than your shout kek

Av jus creamed me gusset lad

rival moved into multiple of my niche markets

retaliate by matching and undercutting

messages me crying like a woman that he can’t compete

respond calmly”stay in your own lane next time, your listings have made a fine addition to my collection”

Deffo a lefty

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education of a toddler

and it shows

that's the tranny mentallity you soft cunt

TURKISH FORCES ARE ADVANCING TOWARDS ISRAEL
IRANIAN FORCES ARE ADVANCING TOWARDS ISRAEL
SYRIAN FORCES ARE ADVANCING TOWARDS ISRAEL
HOUTHIS HAVE LAUNCHED A WAVE OF DRONES AND MISSILES

absolute tune
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down
when the man, comes around

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Not as far fetched when you consider how huge it actually was and that the animals were really young and small and most reptiles, bugs and birds were eggs

God bless you, brother

oh fuck off

yeah Jesus was a real historical person. Whether you believe him to be the son of God is entirely up to you, but he deffo existed. Mad when they got some of his blood and it was found to have DNA from his mum but none from his pops, it was just missing. The pregnancy should not of been able to come to term with the missing instructions

I'm willing to beleive it was a bit of land that was safe from the flood, not an actual boat

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Unsurprising absence of sauce

you seem to know an awful lot about toddlers lad
(nonce)

It's amazing how some people cling to the idea that there's no historical proof of Jesus despite the fact that there are more contemporaneous sources for him than many Roman Emperors.

target acquired, Debra, 42, didn’t vote Labour, tweeted 17 seconds ago “why is there so many barber shops”

sir, I need the go ahead!

Dew it

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yeah liaison, doesn't mean they're actively involved. They liaised with US police forces after they saw the Iranian embassy siege because they wanted to learn how to breach and clear rooms without getting killed.

bogdan exposing himself as a sex offender who larps about children was not what i predicted for may but here we are

Mad when they got some of his blood

Source?
And don't say shroud of turin ffs. It's been debunked.

ound to have DNA from his mum but none from his pops

qrd? I've not heard that one

I'm willing to believe it was some old paki who put 4 goats on a raft he rigged up in an hour or two

whether jesus existed or not is a different question from the veracity of the turin teacloth

The debunking of the shroud was debunked

muslims plotting hostage taking in a Tescos, not going to starve them out, going to have to go in, makes sense.

We need to rebunk the debunking

jew it

I frequently clash with atheist cucks who try to argue about the bible and how it's fake and whatnot, moaning about misogyny and all the rest of it, the thing is, if they were to actually research their arguments they'd find that scholars have come up with a rebuttal hundreds of years ago
one example the rape verses in the old testament - answer, the hebrew word which translates to rape in english is a homograph so has multiple meanings depending on the context, there's other arguments against that particular point too

Tatebros
Where from here

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Tesco is the wrong place for starving people out

daddy

I'm mentally 12 you nonce

Black eyes
Soulless
Like a doll's eyes

I know. I saw the thread

Enjoying a nice chicken kyiv lads

Heavenly levels of based

Optics. Tesco employ all wigwam. Save the store

wogdan getting blown the fuck out all weekend

i'm in the pub lads

spends the next 6 hours ranting about josh mogging him

premium kekkage

do you believe the jews of the Roman empire are not the jews of today, genetically speaking?

kek!
who fucking made that?

kek

Makes you want to go to Ukraina and die in a ditch for Zelenskyy, doesn't it?

Carl Benjamin

bullshit

Sargoy

homograph

i knew the bible was full of gay porn

If you've ever wondered what it takes to make a rifle round on an industrial scalre.
youtube.com/watch?v=1RN2vDgLIY4

I thought it was some brass, powder and a bullet all mashed together, apparently not.

i dont believe you

wait, it's all jews?

It's been around for years and the creators don't generally sign their work

check yourself lad, you're a homosapien (I hope)

christ can you not take a joke
im probably one of the few people here who understands the definition and etymology of that word

Wow.

Just scrolled through the entire Daily Mail homepage and there is not a single story worth reposting here.

Absolutely dire.

The Old Testament is full of suspicious mistranslations that only appeared in texts after Christ. Funny that.

nice, you have to stay sharp and focused, at all times.

Some geek made that, a clever geek

They're all fuctionally illiterate, that's why they're rozzers.

I vow to thee my country

That wants to replace meeeee

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Argentinian pole flip space beetles

The Book of Isaiah has not been altered

i was leaning into it mate
don't have a melty

For me, it’s the Book of Joshua

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Is he the worm Masons put in their eyes

Poast choonz lads

oh dear you really are one of those boring cunts that dwells here thinking he's a big man

Back to Romania, ya gypo!!

The bad lads walk in boastful iniquity, but the hand of the Lord is swift to smite them. Yet the good lad delighteth in righteousness; him shall the Lord lift up like the morning sun, and his name shall be as sweet incense among men.

Joshua 2:5

he from luton doe

What for mate? I'm from Tyneside

Pure shill terror at just standing by free speech. I mean its not like she killed a black guy is it

fucking lmfao

unironically based

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my thread celeb shite is religiously ordained

You've jumped the shark joshmate, this is absurdly grandiose even for you

he'd barely see a difference

Jesus wasn't jewish so it's irrelevant. The Pharisees stole the name "Jew" for their weird Talmudic religion (which wasn't completed until centuries after Christ) to appear more legitimate. Same reason they called the country Israel (which is explicitly identified in the Bible as a Christian country) and not Judea. The Jews as mentioned in the Old Testament are not in any way, shape or form the same ethnic or even religious group as the jews of today.
Point is, Jesus was a Mediterranean man, he shared a genetic background with other men of the Mediterrenean. His lineage is listed at the start of the New Testament if you want more information. It's the bit with all the begats.

People who have to tell you they are clever are typically not very clever.
A tree is judged by its fruits.

My music of choice is not for your uncultured ears.

And we've got some right fruits ITT

Fruit is the plural of fruit as well..

olrite mate
picrel is actually you through and through

i am more intellectual than anyone on this board because i know how to define words

state of you

haven't seen let's dance Friday anon since the Anon Babble blackout

Genesis was. I ain't buying that Elohim translates to God when the word is plural.

In the beginning, the gods created the heavens and the Earth.

Takes on a different meaning, doesn't it? Also explains the part where God refers to himself as "We" for no apparent reason.

Deeds are fruits, words are only leaves

>Woman hit by 'double-crash car' dies

The pozzed pigs can't just say it was a religion of peace attack?

UKRainIAn WAR CRIME VIDEO JUST DROPPED

Where cauldron?

kek

ARGIES MUM GIVES GUMMIES WITH A MOUTHFUL OF ALPHABET SPAGHETTI

Normal in japan

bit gay that

Are you prepared to argue with bob of speakers corner about this?

A 30-year-old male has been arrested after sexually assaulting a 14-year-old female in Ajax.

No, he abducted the girl and dragged her far awar from her home and made her in to a sex slave for days. This is a war against our people by jews.

Dead

Erasure

Gay

everyone who ever sung a song is gay

Even the women?

YOU PAY EXTRA IF YOU WANT IT HEATED UP

bogdan facedox??

You’re gay

I am supremely comfy

New

Comfy poofter who poofs

Joshla, I heard a vicious rumour that you live in a caravan.

That's not true is it la?

Yeah feels like something our dystopian overlords would make us sing

You guys drink more than us. I'm sure it's funny that a pajeet abducted and raped a 14 year old for days.

Why should I be?

Interesting, thanks

It does sound very jewy, doesn't it?

corr imagine turning it the wrong way, would cause chaos

Seemed like you wanted to debate someone who knows what they're talking about, my mistake

tetchy

only when I stay over at elmer's for xmas
he doesn't trust me to sleep in the same house as his niece

I am really clever tho and you sound like a fruit

based i were listening to spiders from mars in the car today ashes to ashes

Imagine thinking that insults anyone except yourself

Have u ever considered not being a gay nigger from outerspace

no