HILLBILLIES WERE RIGHT

how to hillbilly max?
I grew up hating these guys but nowI want to escape society

Engage in the illegal manufacturing of alcohol then get busted by the DEA.
ARGUS is gonna get you.

(1) acquire assets. put assets in trust in your moms name
(2) marry woman. when she divorces you she cant steal your shit
(3) live in house 1 hour from nearest shitty. grow non gmo vegetables outside

buy some land and just live on it.

learn to live without electricity
understand that this place is poison

buy some land

Since that is out, what then?

What place? He's in the US and you're in Africa.

is joining the amish a viable alternative

The Amish have no allodial title. They're just German gypsies.

Get a banjo or guitar.

I want the city that my ancestors built back which includes some hillbillies and not mixed race eugenics.

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Can I play you a song, Argus?

You're not cut out for it if you can't go camping in the woods for a week at a time or so. Hillbillies usually grow their own food, have some chickens or maybe a couple pigs, fix nearly everything of theirs that breaks, etc. Theyre a lot more capable than most people give them credit for.

Be a homeless nomad. Get on assistance if you're able to and you'll have some money for food.

African spear chuckers are capable of running and jumping too, but we don't have any use for that in technocracy either. Mountain men use and repair antiquated tech and they have provincial ideas about the world: bird ideas. It's the best they can do.

Im a hillbilly and now have to face the faith of your types paying $340k for a 350square foot shed.

You people are the problem. Youre a locust thats constantly consuming till theres nothing left then you move on. ...theres no escaping yourself. You move out to the woods, youll be surrounded by the same people you thought you were leaving behind. And youll bring with it over development and jeets owning all the non corporate stores in town

I always knew this would happen... the naive leftys wake up and become the people they hates burden

You fuckin pos

I always wanted to be a hillbilly, mostly because of Hillbilly bread, that shit was tasty.

General Stephen Dill Lee described what motivated the Southerner to fight at a speech at the annual reunion of the UCV, in Louisville, 1905:
“The Confederate soldier went to war because he loved his people, because his country was invaded, because his heart was throbbing for his hearthstone. Here was the land which gave him birth; here was his childhood's home; here were the graves of his dead; here was the church spire where he had learned it was not all of life to live nor all of death to die. No hostile foot should ever tread this consecrated ground except over his dead body…He could face the line of fire, but not the shame of standing back."

We tried to warn you

ATF is who polices moonshine retard

A as in ALCOHOL dumb nigger

Townies still use gasoline and they still trade in dollars. You need those prissy faggots in the cities.

Redpill on hillbilly bread?

This virtual space that we're both existing in my low iq neighbor

You don't like halfcuck? Then why are you still "here"? Going to influence IIA operations?

as a second generation hillbilly, what you must do is return to alabama, do drugs, chaw, and mine coal.

They don't make it anymore as far as I know, it was more natural than goyslop, but not as healthy as Roman Meal bread which my boomer dad was a fan of.

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A heroin addict knows heroin is poison but keeps doing it anyway
You're here forever newfriend

Quit yer job and gamble whatever is left

qrd on roman meal bread?

Roman Meal

Based

I think it's the original roman recipe for bread, but can't confirm.

DEA

brainlet

is it still around? or did it disappear like hillbilly bread

So are you. And I'm not the wiser for it.

It was a victim of the chemical food movement, good time to bring it back if you want to buy a cool trademark.

Fuck yall inbred fucks. If you were independent mexico would have invaded and killed yall hahahhahahhah

Viva la raza cosmica!

Yeah, right.

it's called LATIN america for a reason
you're a conquered people

I moved way out. Got some land. Began teaching myself as much self-sufficiency as I could. But I'm never, ever catching up with the hillbillies whose dads taught them everything from engine maintenance to skinning a raccoon to filleting a fish.
These guys out here are actually fucking smart as shit, but just raised where a different application of their intelligence is more useful than those we were taught to focus on.
I'm a software engineer, and these guys do all the same shit - troubleshooting, problem isolation, educated guessing, pulling on the causal chain to find where failures occur in a complex series of deterministic events. They're literally as intelligent as me, but in a different area.
In many ways, they're smarter since my life depends on this system persisting. They can survive, indeed thrive, when those systems break down.
White men are incredible.

I came

I have hillbilly family and you don't want to live like them. First you already need to own a decent plot of cheap land. You're going to get most of your food from growing vegetables in a small plot, foraging, and hunting for meat. Get food stamps to buy things you can't grow. You also need the land you buy to have a gas well and timber you can sell for some income. You won't have electricity, internet, or sewage. In the winter you will be in your tiny run down cabin with nothing to do except sit by your wood stove. You live too far away from town and can't afford but to make one trip into town a month.

are you trying to sell it to me more?

Become a high-tech hillbilly
Turn old lawnmowers into drones
Repurpose and upgrade old moonshine stills as flux reactors
Recycle old aerial antennas into thermite and tannerite
Don't let those pesky pork choppers within 10 miles of your homestead
Set up a crypto-silver exchange house so your hillbilly clan can trade with hillbilly clans in other parts of the country
Chase city-slickers away in your fleet of bio-diesel mudboggers and corn-ethanol powered ratrods
Farm shrimp in old barns
Set up a mesh network on your hilltop and enjoy high-speed communications with hilltops in other counties through series of laser-based repeaters
Fund your infrastructure by clandestinely growing mushrooms and marijuana in abandoned coal mines
Connect the deep mines to create your own underground highway system for rickety mine carts
Power your bitcoin mining operation with a watermill along the old creek out back where you fish and catch crawdads
Download Coursera courses and train your dozen children to become doctors, engineers, and scientists
Create a secret billypunk utopia from the hills of Alabama to the Catskills

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If living in extreme poverty sounds enticing, then by all means go for it.

how often do your hillbilly families see niggers

Just move to the most remote area you can. In my experience it will happen naturally as you shake off the shackles of consumerism.

Never

Right about what? Having zero agency as Whites or breeding with non-Whites to give their offspring even less agency than they had? Stop pandering to the weakest link, Americans.

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Daddy chill

paradise