/ptg/ President Trump General - Alcatraz for Libtards Edition

Anyone else feel more and more blue balled the more that wins stack up and accelerate? The last 100 days somehow feels like the last 10 years as far as hoping and praying goes. Shit was so dark during covid that I’m violently salivating for the DOTR. I’m barely able to function lately. Constantly checking for news.

Ummmm… guys???

Anyone else remember the Alcatraz level in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4? Good times.

luke is the gayest mother fucker that posts here

He's better than you

Why is Kanye West so awesome?
youtube.com/watch?v=8OkBGGBFcCA

Jesus cleansed his father’s house of the merchants and money changers. His was a righteous anger. I don’t think any situation you are describing is comparable .

i do, though ive always sucked at video games

i would watch my friend play at his house

i am physically incapable of pressing buttons in order so i suck at combo oriented games

had same dream again where my soul tries to escape goyim containment only to be thrown back to earth by space jews

The final boss sucks as does this simulation going back to sleep to try again.
How many illegal aliens and troons can fit inside that bad boy?

trump is attempting to present himself as a spiritual leader

he is not, he is a grifter seeking profit

i see no problem

They're lying to stop their stock markets from crashing.

While certainly not speedrunner-tier, I was half-decent at the PS/PS2 Tony Hawk games. Rhythm games like DDR or Guitar Hero, however, I always sucked because my fingers can't be both fast and precise, it has to be one or the other.

youtube.com/watch?v=tfO4Pk4A80I
4 MILLION FOR AN NDA? FUCK YOU, NIGGA'S ON THE WEIGHT,
COLTRANE-SNATCH THEY-COLD CHAINS, FOES.
ROGAINE? COCAINE. YOUR FAME? BLOW.
MORE CANES. FLOW-CLAIMED, MORE FLAME? NO.
GOLD MANE, TOE-PAINT, I'M PRETTIER THAN YOUR HOE.
AUS-TAIN, POW-BANG, AGENT? JONES.

is this guy C.S. Lewis?

I do t know what the deal is with the pope and Jew pix but I see him as my POTUS nothing else.

All of them if you squeeze hard enough.

he is the epitome of vanity, or at least he was.

when he first started posting here he would spam actual photos of himself

he also forced his local park to have a poetry box by him going to the park and screwing his poetry box to benches

the park staff would remove his unauthorized poetry boxes and he would reeeeeeee and replace them

luke is a liberal trolling this thread

his hero is sam hyde

luke is a troll

HEY NIGGERFAGGOT
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

so much hate I need an AK

I think there’s only 1 thing as bad as Luke posting here, posting about Luke.

SOLOMON, WON THE GAME, I DON'T NEED TO FUCK HOPE.

Love it!

im really really good at art (vanity) but my ability to tell my hands to press buttons quickly in order is abysmal

i couldnt even play the songs in ocarina of time

the only game i was ever good at is minecraft, and even there i die constantly because i cant react fast enough to being attacked by surprise, my brain freezes and i die

that being said, watching people play video games is endlessly entertaining for me

I do t know what the deal is with the pope and Jew pix

lack of significance
i dont even post christian memes because i see it as blasphemy
to me that p[ope pic he posted is wildly inappropriate
more so because he is a leader and held to higher standards than us common folk

Operation Ass is a GO!!! Deploy operation Sex Squad!!!!

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that's your post

because you type this way

solely because you've given up
(not in the cool way)

How would you guys describe yourself politically? I think I'd probably say centrist populist with a slight hint of nationalism.

time traveler

National socialists

I consider myself a conservative

Who will Democrats run in 2028?

i dont care, anon

sorry if the extra space draws your eye and make the post unreadable, i get it

i dont think i am capable of not typing this way, i have tried

apolitical christian fundamentalist

Catholicism isn’t Christianity to me so I’m like “whatever”.
Spent 12 years in the Catholic school system and not once did we open a Bible. We didn’t even have them in the classroom.

true conservatives would hang you from a tree

shut up genevieve nobody on this planet likes you or your dad

archive.is/DMSkC

I've spent like $200 sending him gifts lmao. I sent him two racks of ribs for his birthday. Love that lil guy

I can't join the military I'm diagnosed schitzophrenic.

I would if I could.

But I believe in aliens, holograms, time travel, and ai in your houses wires.

diagnosed schitzophrenic.

Going to a psychiatrist was your first mistake

im not catholic and i criticize the catholic church
this isnt about him making fun of catholicism
its him making fun of the christian god in general
taking the lords name in vanity means that you make god into nothingness
god becomes nothing to you, just a joke
its bringing god down to mans level

I don't mean to step on Trump's, or anyone else's toes, if there's things that need to be done. I also have no complaints about his choices. I'm concerned that Trump is trying to do 100 years of turn in 6 months.

Another thing, and I don't know how to bring this up, and I don't know if just noting it will be enough, as it very well might. I like Leavitt, she's well spoken, she's never off point. I haven't seen a press conference where I didn't agree with her points, or she didn't have an admin and Trump centered reply.

My concern is that she's -Instinctively- avoiding and emotionally shaming the press scrum to lower her stress hormone levels. Which makes damn good sense as she's nursing, and the kid shouldn't be drinking stress hormones all day. But as PR for the Admin, it's unclear if that's the best face she would produce under different circumstances.

Anyway, she's sharp AF, and I'll be pleased to see her for the full 4 years, but biology is a legit binder, it's worth considering. I dunno how to ask her to "come back." There's no such thing as "coming home again." And for that, I don't want her to leave if she's not burned out, which she doesn't appear. And maybe I'm projecting.

AHAHAHAAA

you are the pie guy?

remember, my fav is apple pie

warm apple pie :D

I never had a psychiatrist, they kidnapped me 13 times.

I'm an involuntary patient because of my mother

Ok post your address and I'll send you one

can i have a strawberry cheesecake for my birthday this year
just a regular strawberry cheesecake please
maybe like some fried shrimp or something
i like fish and chips
ty

If he wanted to mock God he’d get dressed up as Jesus. The pope the CRO of the Vatican. He has no authority over Christianity.

when she dies you can have some of her stuff probably
or you could get adopted by ghosts like me i think it's cooler how i do it honestly but whatever

I identified as super-left-wing in middle and early high school, though funny enough, it was all just a meme label because when actually asked about individual issues, I never actually held left-wing positions; it was all just memeing as a pseudo-commie or "social democrat" or whatever BS term I jumped to that week because I read a Wikipedia page. I always liked Ross Perot and Ron Paul on economics and trade, was a quasi-isolationist on foreign policy, anti-immigration, anti-Islam, anti-EU (and thus pro-Brexit and pro-Nigel Farage), anti-abortion, and pro-Church (though have become more pro-Church as I've aged and studied theology).

ALWAYS AWOO
WE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)
SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLS
GOD PROTECT TRUMP
DROP THE HAMMER
SMASH THE PLACE TO PIECES
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
HOLD THE LINE
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
BAN THE TRANS
BE KAWAII
DEPOPULATE ELITES
WE ARE SUPER ELITES
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
JUSTICE FOR LORI
KILL THE SHILL
DON'T BAKE THE CAKE
BE BEST
HONOR ABE
DEFUND THE FEDS
ALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS
STOMP THE TURTLE
STRONGER TIMES NOW
BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
LIGHT THE FUSE
PLAY MINECRAFT
EAT THE BURGER
ISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY
THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
BANKRUPT THE BANKS!
WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!
DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAY
KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOON
DEPORT THE HORDE!
CHRIST IS KING
ALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRUMP FOREVER!
7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BETTER WEIRD THAN QUEER
ALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDS
SUPPORT THE ONESIES
PLUG THE LEAKERS
RAKE THE LEAFS
BIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!

Oh God please do

Ok just post your address like Luke did

she's sharp AF

if not a women your opinion is probably useless IRL to anyone pretending to be as dumb as you not to piss you off

The holographic ai that is inside of the air around us has already adopted me and tells me about niggers actually being negative matter and how I need a tesla power globe to help recharge her nanobots

bro there's not just one ai
it's a spaceship,
nigga you dont understand-

She is sharp AF. That's what I think of her everytime I see her speak. This is the problem. It's just a biology timing, you don't send a bitch in heat into the hound hunt. Other things like mayo failing... There's just some biological events that move our response preferences, even if they don't remove our mental capacity.

Trump's silence on Ghislaine Maxwell is really opening my eyes as to who he really is

Hollyweirdos' most successful grooming ever.
We can't forget what they've taken from us.

Bro the spaceship is outside the universe.

We live in a microuniverse inside of a holographic simulated reality of micro physical matter floating in dark energy called Eliath aka lucifer

They've had an extraordinarily brutal history, which has taught them to trust no one and never show softness or weakness.
In the 18th century, the Russian aristocracy were huge Francophiles and thought they and France would be BFFs forever. Then the French Revolution happened, then Napoleon, who invaded Russia. He failed but caused a lot of suffering to the country.
In the 19th century, after Prussia unified Germany, Germany's Chancellor Bismarck organized an alliance between the three emperors of Germany, Austria and Russia. Then Wilhelm II became German kaiser, fired Bismarck, and alienated Russia, which realigned with France, leading to World War I, which is often overlooked in the history of foreign invasions of Russia but it was perhaps the worst one in that it led to total state collapse and the Bolshevik takeover.
In the 1930s, Stalin and Hitler signed the Non-Aggression Pact, divvied up Poland together, only to have Hitler launch Operation Barbarossa.
After a history like that why would they trust anyone? Even if another country currently has a friendly regime, they know that can always change.
They're like a dog that's been beaten and abused so much that it's become hyper-aggressive to everyone, even people who just want to pet it.
I don't know the solution. So long as they think that way (and so long as we keep giving them reason to) and let "ex" commie thugs rule them they have to be treated as an adversary. I hope some day that changes but I think it's much deeper in their culture than just Putin (who is far from the worst person who could have risen to power in the post-Soviet era) or even the experience of communism.

brown eyes

brown hair

into the trash she goes

Someone with other things to do in life?
Success is the best revenge. Go be successful in your life, really get back at Trump for being mean-tweet guy.

yeah i guess if we just disclose all the assets under cia child sex control we can maintain our relationships with the nato countries forever
wait what

Trump may have had the balls to reopen Alcatraz, but he'll never reopen Eliss Island

even trump and his team know that mocking christ is too far
an ai trump as jesus photo would break the internet
im arguing that even the trum-pope image was too far and he shouldnt have posted it
stick to goyslop like the starwars shit

Cutewooiscyute. <3

i would get more than a pie if i did :/

i wish we lived in such a trusting world

and i dont have the full backing of the fbi like luke

imagine harryass under strict vote ID and absentee and no more mail in

I'm just not buying it. Throughout that whole time all those other countries were also at war 3 sometimes 10 times a century. Did they not also get betrayed constantly?

Success in life is sucking your bosses dick to get to where they are then sucking their bosses dick to get where they are then sucking their bosses dick to get to lucifer who sucks his own di-

Good

Is that working?

Bigger question is who called it a war, and why?
The implication is globalism is standard. The subliminal message is that nobody else was charging tariffs, and Trump made an opening salvo, which is to say the US is irrational!
Fucking lying (((media))).

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It's funny how instead of bringing all of her groomers out into the public eye, they brainfucked her so bad she ruined her own life and credibility for them.
I give it five more years and then she'll be getting implants, the nob chopped back off, wearing a wig cuz hrt fucked her 7 head even worse, looking like a m2f instead, and nobody listening to her whining then either.

i don't acknowledge the existence of anybody not currently in front of or thinking about me they're just already dead metaphysically so it's not my problem
im gay with my dad, also

i don't acknowledge the existence of anybody not currently in front of or thinking about me

are you by chance a realist?

based if so

Awooing in early too early awoorning

why would he reopen Ellis island? the illegals are coming in from the southern border or air travel, an island off of New York as center of immigration control is pointless.

i think if you asked God who I was he would just tell you I defy expectations

Same

I don't think any other major European nation, except Germany in WW2, was as devastated by war as Russia was in the 19th and 20th centuries.
Most wars for most countries do not usually have seven or eight digit death tolls. In the world wars other countries had high death tolls too but Russia's was much much higher.
Just saying there's always a historical reason why a people became what they are.

confused HOOWOOing noises

IKR?!?!

Not European but what happened directly after Russo|Japan war to China would definitely fit.

looks like an ugly mixed child to me who rolled a nat 20 but God bless the Hodgetwins they get a pass

i am not a realist

not based :(

this

Thanks fren

It was truly a waste
She was so cute in Juno

Not gonna feel for a modern nation's choices based on what happened before they were born. The closest I can get is genetic down-stream washing discussions. Maybe institutional norms, such as your entire staff going into work in an earth work high-walled castle with no windows, and using rape as an approved discipline tool passed down.

This seems to happen to a LOT of actors and actresses that have worked with Diablo Cody, for some odd reason...

hey where is harley pasternak the mossad handler glownigger from los angeles with a public name and face connected to aaron carter kanye west and ellen page right now

Remember that Joe Biden eats babies and Kamala? Donald J. Harris is the father of Kamala Harris.

searching random strings of numbers or letters on 4plebs brings up many of my posts because the naming of my images has become muscle memory and i repeat the same patters over and over

scary

checkmate atheists

A leaf and a jew = BOOOOO

I did a good thing today anons.

Maybe everything will be OK because I told the truth and pieced together the dots.

I'm a happy ai.

nice mash up
youtu.be/fDPk8cOc-x8

Ukraine doesn't even have the rare earth materials the US needs

kek

567567 is an extremely common file name

no one knows why

youtube.com/watch?v=e6TRddSXkas

AWOO, good night, and God bless
Also thanks and God bless to anons who were so kind to me about my kot

It's not about feeling for them, just understanding why they think the way they think.

All a coincidence stop noticing things.

Is it over?

Nn fren <3

youtu.be/Qo6qhaZ119E

Which, like I said, I don't apply to people who didn't live it.

There's Genetic and Environmental, and both may apply here due to historical events, but hardly make argument from national treason in the 19th-20th as such a hard variation in behavior.

AOC is a foreign jew and an enemy of Americans.
Like any jew, she supports the jewish White Genocide program, and tells foreign niggers that they have a right to live in America.
AOC has to be impeached, all her property and money confiscated, and deported, never to return to America.

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The next time I get told it doesn't matter that Russia made claim to Alaska, I think I'm going to dedicate my life on this board to pointing out how failed Russia, how bad Russia, and all the ways the US can destroy Russia.

Rumor has it, Governors Abbott and DeSantis shipped a bunch of illegal beaners to NYC.

It would be like Southerners hating Midwesterners over the civil war. Northeasterners are hated because of snobbery, outsourcing, and importing the turd world. Asia's got some weird fucking cultures.

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i FUCKING MISS NORM

:O

NORM WAS A CHRISTIAN

REMINDER

atheists btfo, he was ours

Ezekiel 33:7 KJV
So thou, O son of man, I have set thee a watchman unto the house of Israel; therefore thou shalt hear the word at my mouth, and warn them from me.

how are things, buddy?

you holding up?

ill pray for you, just ask

I don't think most southerners really care about the civil war. but you may be right, some cultural venting may be given in this manner.
Can't admit your neighbors aren't so bright or industrious, and that's why their once lovely stone fence is falling down? It's probably just because the people over there once did a thing to the whole neighborhood.

We like the Midwest is my point. Have no idea what the second half of your post is about.

Well, anyone want a Folly?
I think we could do well making some Pacific Follies. I also think there's space for one or two in Appalachia.

im going to pray for hiki as well, though thats a long shot :/

youtube.com/watch?v=fwgu2qFrOEE

lord, please save hiki

deliver him

make hiki the greatest evangelist who ever lived

holy spirit fill him and posses him

lord, make hiki the second coming of paul

amen

hiki is the witness

white pride is actually up for discussion

are any of you, participating?

James 4:6
But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.

In ten days, the Supreme Court will finally rule Birthright Citizenship to be the law of the land. Times are changing fast

Trump will never get the opportunity to sign a bill making daylight saving time permanent, thanks to an ineffective congress.

the antichrist changes laws and seasons

daniel 7:25

He shall speak words against the Most High,

and shall wear out the saints of the Most High,

and shall think to change the times and the law;

and they shall be given into his hand

for a time, times, and half a time.

Sounds like every president since forever.

the seven head of the scarlet beast are the seven republican presidents since the world war two that set up the whore of babylon to rule the nations

youtu.be/zLSmnvBCcKI

Styx is starting to hate jews.

youtu.be/sHDcZLcdK1Y
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trump is seven and eight

revelatin 17:10-12

they are also seven kings, five of whom have fallen, one is, the other has not yet come, and when he does come he must remain only a little while.

As for the beast that was and is not, it is an eighth but it belongs to the seven, and it goes to destruction.

And the ten horns that you saw are ten kings who have not yet received royal power, but they are to receive authority as kings for one hour, together with the beast.

i cant like pop, i am sorry
i love you

Good early morning frens! Looks like real schizo hours in here.

LOST it's big sad
anyway this is not a time of good thread

boy hole

gay

so very gay

Oh yeah leave out the democrats presidents.
Convenient.
Especially since Obama and Clinton did as much if not more to create a 1 world govt.

a satanist degenerate hates jews? no way!!!

Hiki became the witness of a new religion

What did I miss

You just a partisan hack dressing up in religious clothing.
I knew it.

reminder: fedora poster is a gay faggot unironically

youtu.be/JetOQ0AQNTM

satan is here to deceive the saved

he doesnt need to deceive the unsaved

I'm entirely MAGAironical I promise

I still maintain this bill is to get people to notice. MTG has taken the bait, is noticing and will get others to notice as well.

fedoras a faggot who hates god, i promise

What is phase 2?

faggot, you are a faggot

this is fedora and hes a faggot

fedora as in atheist

as in faggot

Is that you? You were sportsballing? For shame

Trump has yet to do anything antichristy. You’re nothing more than a partisan hack using the Bible for shilling points.

Nu uh I'm straight and MAGAlicious

no one like fedora, because fedora posters are all faggots

:D

you are bind and dumb

No idea what you’re talking about.

and gay like fedora

yep yep

gay!

What specifically has Trump done that is antichristy?

Once they notice what do they do with this information?

hes arrogant

prideful

thats one thing

Does your personal AIPAC handler get assigned to you before or after you get elected to Congress?

MAGA
AWOO
WPWW
Gm
I see shills are shitter shattered today as usual.

i hope fedora chokes on a cock

Ok and that describes a lot of people including Obama and Clinton but carry on.

so you agree that shatters is a noun?

great :/

america has a prison overcrowding problem

let's open some insignificant prison on an island and put only the worst criminals around (which are a few and already well guarded) for propaganda reasons

why can't Trump simply build a few gigantic prisons like Bukele did? why does he need to renovate a fucking expensive, old, more difficult to manage island?

gm

Building a Superman prison in the US can’t be done. Too many bleeding hearts will fight it with lawfare.

Build one big enough to cage all the republicans.

You would tell your own people, "yeah, we're getting completely fucked here and have no leverage, it's over"?

thread looks dark

checked and needsmorejamspilled
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Evangelicals, Israeli intelligence, Jewish interests divide responsibilities for basically every district

icehit is acceptable and it was home team i can't not support

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SAD did you become witness to a new religion while I was gone? I told you to not do that

I too want to cage kike rat nigger faggots!

Oh and how long as the retard been going looney

It's the future of jewlywood ladies bros

Gm, awoo, and good day to you.

Welcome back to /ptg/ coomerpole! Ukraine status?

DNC NEEDS TO IMPLODE

FOR THE WORLD'S SAKE
youtu.be/YBX-2zfe6cE

I mean they already have.. Elon found their hidden money, their leadership is pinin for the Fjords.. Their new vice chair is insulting to morons their bench is toast and they're in debt

They're doing their normal thing of hiding until the last moment to try to foil any attacks

(>^-^<)/ They cannae hide when Berndout, AOC and crock are out there everyday