Zoomer smokes pot then calls cops on herself after getting nervous/high

why are zoomers the most high maintenance, least capable, most lame generation to ever exist?
will gen alpha be necessarily more capable after the consequences of the zoomer generation are wrought?

youtube.com/watch?v=UtwMgy_qONw

Probably for the best. She can’t handle her drugs

youtube.com/watch?v=JV1zce6ak7s&lc=UgzfdgLMDXmis68MIot4AaABAg.A8tPZdvOV-sAHkgdQDCn_b

(wrong video)

Being stoned can be terrifying to those of us with existential dread and awareness

To most NPCs it's nothing

I don’t smoke because of this. I’m a lightweight. Last time I smoked, I hyper focused on everything, and my only thoughts were

why do I value my friends and family. We’re just two legged apes

It was a bad experience

gen alpha be necessarily more capable

probably not since they grew up with more potent screens than zoomers
the future's fucked, man

You think that has never happened before to older people? You think it won’t happen to younger people later? You’re dumb. But at the heart of this incident is the US’ histrionic and childish attitudes surrounding weed. All she needed was a canadian around to tell her to chill, she’ll be fine.

then people ask why Anon Babble sucks these days.
total mystery

Yup. Dabs and edibles can send you into another dimension. Unless you know how to ride the wave, you can definitely end up freaking out.

There’s a pothead Chan if you’re so inclined

Being stoned can be terrifying to those of us that think we are special

fify
It's terrifying to you because you have to face the inner you. Apparently, you're an asshole.

I stopped doing weed for around a month and then took a long drag of a hit. Not only was I super fried, but I was acting such a paranoid crackhead that couldn't control maintain calm body language. Can't do that shit ever again. Weed kills your hopes and dreams btw.

I felt really insignificant and minimized the value of things in my life. It sucked

Nothing is more tragic than crying for help after taking too many drugs

I have od'd countless times to the point of having seizures, imagine being so pathetic you take illegal drugs then cry for an ambulance when it backfires

Dysgenic arrogant little shitheads

tfw a girl in 1999 did that at a party we were at.

she got high as fuck then had a panic attack and called the cops from the bathroom, thinking she was going to die if she didn't get help.

she then, after ruining a lot of peoples night, quit school and went to one nearby, never speaking to any of us again.

profound embarrassment

Because they make 50% THC strains that give you psychosis

those of us with existential dread

You sound like the NPC.

Dabs and edibles can send you into another dimension.

edibles don't work on me
I have tried a variety of different kind. The clerk at the shop said the amount he sold me was enough for a week of being unconscious.
He warned me to pace myself.
I went home and ate them all. Two hours later I was back at the store buying flower because the edibles didn't do shit.

Jesus how embarrassing. Just chill and ride it the fuck out. No wonder I have benzos on hand in case anything funny happens. Still trying to get some thorazine if shit goes south.

I love derealization.
Went full rust or oblivion mode
I got super high off some weed that was probably laced with some shit and realized I live in a fucking cardboard box, there's just dirt under me, I can tear the floor up or build new rooms, I can even just go out and steal shit because other people probably aren't even real and life is basically a fucking videogame

I didn't have autism anymore when I sobered

You dont need drugs for that

lmao the first time i did shrooms i was like 16 or something.. and i wound up driving when they kicked in and i remember with insane clarity even now having to convince myself that the fences i was driving into while on the highway couldn't be real.. it was just the trip.. i could feel the impact and see those country fences like picrel.. and fence after fence just being like dude, if this is real.. im so fucked.

Stuff like that is fun when you're younger. I had those experiences when I was a teen and early 20's. When you get older, you just want to chill. I'll vape some indica concentrate or take some RSO at night before bed every once in awhile. That's about it nowadays.

you became a nigger you retard

wow she actually said she wants to be a drug counselor.. imagine a heroine addict trading stories with this girl..

I stopped once it made me start realizing how absolutely insane existing in a universe of dead matter is.

MUH EGO DEATH

to those of us with existential dread and awareness

It literally means you have not had an ego death yet, you still think your the main character like a typical NPC. I had at least 10 separate total ego deaths before I turned 30, nigger

take 1000mg all at once

I did a handful of edibles that were each 1000mg.

My nigger you are a jew, you want jewish pleasure and you do jewish work. You don't exist, you castrated your mind, you castrated your soul. you probably castrated your body too.

Nobody but me replies to you because nobody but me cares. Fuck off, you are a demon and never knew it, you lived in a time where the world bent over backward to protect you for a "heehehee" funny joke because you were high. The world isn't that kind anymore summer child.

You should try it again nigger, go get a couple drugs, go laugh and have a bong rip or two. 99/100 times you just fool yourself into thinking you arn't a loser. 1/100 times you get chinese fent and die like you should have the first or second time.

Zoomette knew the devil when she saw it, and found help. I hope your diet supplements kill you painfully.

You're right, its better.

I've heard some people's bodies can't process edibles

The clerk said the same thing. He said if that didn't get me loaded, stop wasting money on edibles.

if this is real.. im so fucked.

kekked

those comments

lmao fucking niggers. I smoked weed multiple times a day from the time I was 15 to about 27 and I just think this is cute. All these faggots trying to sound cool because they smoked weed, like wow big deal, it's just weed ffs -- but no you're soooo cool. Weed is so basic that it isn't even illegal in my country anymore.

I was a MOVER

Faggots like you are so cringe. "I was a MOVER you guys!", just say you sold weed you cringey faggot, I sold it too and I would have made fun of you if you talked like this in front of me.

you act like i smoked in the 60s.. most weed was like in the 15%-25% range when i moved on from the stuff.

you are just lame
you're literally defending a girl who 'took a few hits' got nervous and then risked her and 3 other girls enrollment.

this happened the first time I smoked, but I didn't call the fucking cops over it

every ape is two legged ya dumb faggot

I have only been able to attain lucid dreaming from edibles.

what is even your commentary here?
you're defending a girl who risked hers and several other girls enrollment because she smoked some pot.. not me.
you fucking monkey

I dare you both to go smoke modern weed after a couple months abstinence period.
And this girl is a retard but modern shit is way too strong.
It should be a nice buzz not take you out of commission.
Dudes used to light up and go to work, now you light up you aint going to work bud and if you are you are working slow as shit.

Attention

This has been a psa for all the kissless virgins out there

she cute, she shouldn't be smoking weed with degenerates she should be my tradwife

Bad people with guilty consciences are the ones who freak out. All the horrible things they've done in their lives come creeping back and they are forced to deal with it all at once. Lots of these people I bet have never had an internal monologue before and weed forces them to have that for the first time in their lives. They're so unused to it they probably think it's an outside entity talking to them and not their own conscience for once.

Not really, humans are the only bipedal great ape

I do smoke modern weed. Thats what I literally said, modern weed is better.
Granted I only take them in 25mg a piece but that's enough for me to get existential dread but I like the feeling. Its pretty fun.
I like the anxitiy feeling it gives off. I dont freak out though like that girl.

You probably read the package wrong. The dosage on the bag is the mg THC for ALL the gummies combined, not each individual

I say this because 1000mg costs over $20 a dose in edibles, and I know you didn’t eat $100+ worth of gummies in one sitting

I am a diagnosed aspd and it has not done those things for me, it just made me paranoid that everybody knew I was high.
Probably some chick who never did drugs and she over reacted happens all the time in college campuses.

humans are the only bipedal great ape

Go back to Feddit you NPC retard, evolution is fake, ever notice how no other animal has a "progression"? They just spawned perfectly, just like we did, in God's image.

For me, it's the cop who called 911 because he thought he and his wife were overdosing on pot brownies and it turns out he stole the drugs from evidence.
youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU

No the package probably contains 1000mg in total. So if you add up all the edibles they will equal 1000mg.
If you took a 1000mg each you would have been laid out on the floor.

People can be scared in all kinds of ways. The difference is weed makes stupid ideas seem smart. That's why she called on herself and continued to say stupid things when the police got there.

I’m not talking about evolution, calm down

lmao look at the fent cases where they pretend like they were high off fent from touching it and not because they are hiding their addictions.
Happens a lot in police departments.

After years of smoking, I quit for a few months while I moved cross country and settled in.
I had the most realistic dreams ever. Apparently that's common when a long time user stops.
These were dreams where I knew the situation was not possible. I would ask myself in the dream, if I was dreaming and try to wake up, but couldn't.
About the time I settled into the idea that this life was the dream, I would wake back up in it.

is being held on drug charges and awaiting trial

HAHAHAHHA

I swear to God I'm the only smoker on this site.

420chan is long gone DUDE

o/t but has anyone done salvia?

it was a legal drug you used to be able to buy in headshops.. it used to take you to other dimensions. alot of videos of people climbing out windows on yt.

i had some INSANE experiences on that. you literally couldn't control your muscles. it was WAY more extreme than any shrooms or lsd id ever done.. it was like lsd on crack, but only lasted for 3 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=_v26zC-1eCo

ever notice how no other animal has a "progression"?

Yes they do, they just don't have those displays at the bible museum.

Is it really? That sucks

Good luck ever proving it

show me the full progression of a bat, do it now nigger

boomers were smoking pure hash and getting knocked on their ass. when miga talks about how scary modern weed is they just mean it makes you not want to die for israel (which is why weed is good)

salvia

You got leaves from common garden shrubs that might or might not kill you.
Salvia is the largest genus of plants in the sage family Lamiaceae, with just under 1,000 species of shrubs, herbaceous perennials, and annuals.

ablobloblabla, young people these days

You've become a cranky old man.

The guard reminds me of Steven Seagal with all his tactical gear.

Is it a uniquely human trait? Is this why we have to stand up in court?

youtube.com/watch?v=saW2p-6ZZPU

ill acknowledge that.. i've noticed it happening as well.

though i suspect previous generations didn't look at their subsequent generations and think primarily 'god these people are lame'
that's my overarching feeling towards zoomers.

The evolutionary journey of bats is a fascinating one, marked by the emergence of flight from non-flying ancestors and the development of unique adaptations like echolocation. Early bats were likely arboreal, insectivorous mammals that may have initially relied on gliding and echolocation before fully developing powered flight. The oldest known bat fossils, dating back to the early Eocene, already show remarkable morphological similarities to modern bats, suggesting a rapid evolutionary process.

zoomers are whiney faggots about weed because they're already alcoholic vaping bartards on SSRIs who have a completely foreign reaction to it because of all those other drugs

i literally saw this in high school before zoomers were around. teenagers who act super weird on weed are ALWAYS on anti-depressants

Key Stages in Bat Evolution:
1. Ancestral Gliding and Echolocation:
Researchers believe that bats evolved from small, arboreal, insectivorous mammals that may have initially used gliding and echolocation to navigate and hunt. Early bats may have primarily relied on gliding to move between trees and use echolocation to find food.
2. Development of Powered Flight:
The transition from gliding to powered flight was likely a crucial step in bat evolution, allowing for greater maneuverability and access to a wider range of prey. The exact timing and process of this transition are still being debated, but it is believed to have occurred relatively early in bat evolution.
3. Echolocation Evolution:
Echolocation, the ability to use sound to "see," is a defining characteristic of bats and a major factor in their success. Some studies suggest that echolocation may have evolved before true flight, helping early bats navigate and find prey in the dark.
4. Diversification and Specialization:
Over time, bats have diversified into a wide array of species, each adapted to different ecological niches and diets. This diversification includes the evolution of different foraging strategies, such as insectivores, nectarivores, frugivores, and even carnivores.
5. Parallel Evolution:
In some cases, bats have even been observed undergoing parallel evolution, where similar traits evolve independently in different populations or species. For example, bats in the Solomon Islands have been shown to evolve larger sizes in the same way in separate locations.

Early Bat Fossils and Clues to their History:
The oldest known bat fossils, including Icaronycteris gunnelli and Archaeonycteris praecursor, date back to the early Eocene (52-56 million years ago).
These early bats already possessed features characteristic of modern bats, such as elongated digits for wing support, indicating a rapid evolution of flight.
Fossil discoveries, like the Onychonycteris finneryi fossil, have revealed that early bats had claws on all five fingers, unlike modern bats that only have a claw on their thumb.
Studies of fossil coloration have revealed that early bats, such as Palaeochiropteryx tupaiodon and Hassianycteris kumari, were reddish-brown.
Ongoing Research and Mysteries:
The evolutionary relationships between bats and other mammals are still being investigated, with recent genetic studies providing insights into their evolutionary history.
The exact timing and mechanisms of bat evolution, particularly the transition to powered flight and the development of echolocation, remain areas of active research.
The discovery of new bat fossils and the ongoing analysis of existing ones continue to shed light on the evolutionary history of these fascinating mammals.

Ego death is a real thing but it's not what shitheads on high doses of weed go through. You plateau at a point where you can't get any higher due to how it metabolizes, and mixing other drugs for a complementary effect like alcohol is just going to knock you out.

You need to take hardcore psychedelics to experience ego death. Kids read about it and drop edibles, get super stoned, watch Rick and Morty, and go 'wew this is deep i can imagine living here it's like i am the Morty, ego death lmao'

Real ego death is terrifying. It's not something I would want anyone else to go through. It's not some profound spiritual awakening, either.

Being high turns me into an even bigger antisemite. If you get paranoid, you're just weak.

I feel like I know who you are.

This advice was not given to me, but it’s always been in the back of my mind. Having some benzodiazepines on hand during a green out is a magical solution. Wouldn’t take them any other reason, though.

Ego death is pretty fun. Not sure why everyone hates it?

lol, right Bill Nye, now go stick that dildo up your ass your aids-infested faggot. Everything you "know" are lies made by Jews to make you a godless mutant destined for Hellfire. You two niggers think you have all it figured out, thinking life is like Pokemon where you change your form to do things like get special senses or ability to transform into any shape/color. You have no proof for anything you faggots said, you base it on faith, not evidence, pure fucking faith, into robed men like Klaus Schwab, dumbass NPC faggots

not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" in your thirties is peak NPC nigger

lose weight fatty.

not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" in your thirties is peak NPC nigger

Correcting grammar is peak Feddit behavior, go back you worthless nigger

your jew god put weed here for humans to smoke

I got tachycardia after taking a couple of edibles. 150bpm, couldn't come down. Had a panic attack. I don't think being in the hospital would have made me feel better

Typical Anon Babble, always looking for any ridiculous excuse to feel superior to "normies" (even though existential dread is basically a normie talking point these days). Never change

your jew god put weed here for humans to smoke

Judaism is an anti-christ cult off-shoot of Christianity, it didn't fully exist until 1,000 years after Christ, you stupid kike faggot

If you have a strong sense of identity having it rugpulled isn't the best thing for you. It's why I'll never do salvia.

yahweh still put weed here for humans to smoke so i don't know why it makes miga so mad

my only thoughts were why do I value my friends and family. We’re just two legged apes

Hilarious. Weed is not for everyone. Whats your answer to that question? Why do you value them?

It was good while it was around. I liked it

Judaism didnt exist because it was in development

Christianity doesn't exist now, in that case

It can happen

yahweh still put weed here for humans to smoke so i don't know why it makes miga so mad

yahweh is the name of a Babylonian deity, Jews use it as an "inside joke" against Christ, you kikes are disgusting and do not deserve to be in Christian nations, also Israel will be returned soon and renamed to Christland

Christianity doesn't exist now, in that case

Modern day Jews have no connection to biblical Hebrews, they became Christian and saw Christ as the messiah promised by God

what the fuck am i supposed to call your miga god of war in the desert? he is literally the god of the jews

I guess there are two main factors:

Oral THC is small intestine absorption and needs to be paired with a high fat food (pizza, brownies made with butter, peanut butter, etc) to stimulate entry into the blood stream. Basically the body won't absorb fat-soluble drugs if it's not also forced to do fat digestion.

The other is that there are rare hypermetabolizers of THC due to enzyme polymorphisms. So they will get high if the hit is strong and fast, but the effect of edibles over hours can be counteracted to a large degree, even with good absorption.

I have had one panic attack smoking weed, talked myself down and all was good.

Cope. A white man should know basic English. Stop being a nigger

Well, I’m sober now. So I guess the answer is “I love them and they’d do anything for me, and I would reciprocate in kind”
Something like that

You asked for it, I replied, and still you're denying it.
There is lots of proof, you're just too stupid to understand it.
Next time just lead the topic by saying that

Looks like a teenager, which makes her gen A

I wish the Anon Babble reset had done away with bait posts.

Not fat and lazy. I do physical labor.

every other construction worker i know smokes blunts on the job. anyone saying weed makes you lazy is just butthurt about the recruitment numbers.

nightmare scenario god women are so retarded and now this vid is on the internet forever

Lmao if you have to get stoned to commiserate with existentialism you are not as smart as you think you self aggrandized faggots.

yup craziest drug by far, and the only one i simply refuse to do again. you enter a completely different world and lose motor control making you liable to do anything

my experiences were mostly based around the idea that what we know of as the world is basically like the stage of a movie set, and once you smoke salvia you get pulled(physically - like i would feel some force pulling me into the couch) into the "background" and really understand whats going on. felt like i was stuck in some eternal play with the salvia beings in control who ultimately animate and move this world.

in the real world i remember one time i peeled my shirt off(trying to fight off the force thats physically pulling me) and just started running around the street

did about 20 trips and it seemed each time i was becoming more cognizant of what was happening until it simply became too terrifying to handle. most drugs are enjoyable and fun, salvia is anything but

This story is older than you retard:

I always fire one up before getting to work.
I trim and cut trees and clear fields. I work until the sun sets and do it again the next day.
A lot of hard working people do it.

trying to fight off the force thats physically pulling me

its crazy how it literally grips you.

most drugs are enjoyable and fun, salvia is anything but

true.. its the only drug that everyone i knew would only do it like once or twice a year.. its just SO extreme

my first trip i became a bustling 1940s cartoon city. all the buildings had this picrel faces on them and were bouncing up and down like they were all happy singing a song. my mate was also tripping and was pacing back and forth and would slowly flex his arm like in slow motion. i was also standing bouncing up and down and like swaying side to side like those black and white cartoons do. then as it was wearing off, i had control of my mind before my body, so i just started laughing uncontrollably at how extreme that experience was but my body was still bouncing up in down until i got control of that as well.

i did it in the shower once and i had an all white bathroom. and i felt like i was a memory being forgotten.. like i was disintegrating as i felt the high pressure water on me.. all that sensation felt like my body was dissolving and i remember climbing over frantically the ideas/thoughts of 'china' and 'bear' desperately trying to not be forgotten.
what i was actually climbing over was the railing to the what held my shower door on and wound up completely fucking up my shins.

extreme extreme stuff man. ill never forget either of those experiences

weed makes you objectively lazier because it affects the prefrontal cortex which has to do with the reward system in your brain.
You can go on autopilot as a stoner and work a mindless job, but you won't make any mental or spiritual progress as long as you continue getting high. You get locked in place.
The worst thing about weed in my opinion is it reduces dream frequency and vividness.
Dreams are extremely important. They can sometimes even be visions from God. Reducing your ability to dream is a tragedy.

lmao when i freaked out the first few times i smoked dabs i just would go to sleep.
dumb bitch's dad is probably a cop worshipper and brainwashed her into thinking cops are actually there to protect citizens

why was that a bad experience for you? if there is difficulty, it's very likely there is an underlying emotion you are unwilling to face. that's what causes the uncomfortable thought loops

thankfully my salvia was expired and i only saw my finger turn into a queen or someshit

About 300mg is the threshhold for me to even feel anything. Those 5-10mg ones that girls have nowadays actually work on ppl?

i can see a lot of similar themes between what i experienced and what you're describing.

thats another thing where its just so incredibly hard to describe the experience, its more like dreams where concepts are merged with the visuals and trying to relay it is near impossible

I had that same feeling lol, just got through it after months and months of seeing people as just walking apes and monkeys.

the craziest account of a trip i've ever heard was from a guy who did salvia for the first time (i believe salvia is a deliriant, not a psychedelic).

he said he took a huge hit from a bong, passed out, and then woke up in an alternate earth reality where he lived every single second of every day for 8 years as the same person in a different life (he looked the same and had the same name). he had different friends, a different family and a different life. after 8 years he somehow came back here. there are a few videos of him talking about it on youtube.

that would be Steve Cantwell

and yea if theres any substance that can do that its gotta be salvia

people take a 50mg edible and actually believe their retard monkey thoughts are profound lmfao

bro...we're just like...waves man...

bro....wtf we're actually in the Matrix

Yeah I despised it. Never had a good experience except maybe one time and I slept great. All other attempts were awful and the people I was with were perfectly content. I never could figure out why but this would explain its popularity with blacks and useless whites.

Sounds like my Robitussin trips

You're telling me that 80% of blacks have achieved higher states of consciousness?

I have like 2 friends who are drug counselors, both ex junkies.
Basically they get out of rehab and gibs office asks them about work experience and get railroaded into it because if they go back to the neet life they crack instantly.
One is missing fingers on her right hand due to a dirty dose.

the same person in a different life (he looked the same and had the same name). he had different friends, a different family and a different life

This happens to all of us we just don't perceive it. This account is more divergent than the usual hop which is mostly the same as your current existence. You may notice small changes to personal attitudes or experiences but most things will be absolutely the same. It doesn't take changes to many variables to create alternate worldlines. My alpha was a line where Hillary won and China had occupied Arunachal Pradesh.

My alpha was a line where Hillary won and China had occupied Arunachal Pradesh.

how did you remember this? and do you have two sets of memories for that time period, or is the hillary-won timeline that only one you know?

you can tell the poster doesnt know grammer
has no real world skill
100% no gf
unlikely to be hired even in mcodnalds
thniks he is main hero
out of shape
underachiever
spends most time online

stop spending time online u fucking loser

time is ticking you will only get worse if u dont improve

how did you remember this?

I have no idea, just guesses.

do you have two sets of memories for that time period

No I just remember my alpha and the new memories I build after every hop. I have no idea what happens to the "me" I hop to or if the worldline even exists before the hop. Sometimes I worry I'll be overwritten by another "me" but it hasn't happened so far. After reaching out over the years I've found other people who perceive the same thing.

is the hillary-won timeline that only one you know

No I've moved lines quite a few times since then. It took 3 hops to get to the Trump won timeline. In my alpha people were a lot nastier just on an interpersonal level and most people I knew has experienced more hardship in their personal lives. The first hop was the most jarring even if very little changed. People were nicer, the color of a few buildings had changed, there was slightly less global hardship and misery I think, but in the 3 Hillary lines everyone expected war.

I have no clue whats happening or why. I have no clue what causes it. Feel free to think I'm just really, really crazy. That's probably a more satisfying ending than any answers I can provide.

No alcohol or cannabis for me, those are intoxicants and I am a Muslim. Coffee or tea is fine.

When you promote cannabis use, it reaches the youth, subverting their education and getting them caught up in gang activity.

That is why I live and promote soberness and prayer. Am sober 24/7, my escape is Salat, daily prayers.

No I've moved lines quite a few times since then.

let me be more precise in my wording. my question was do you have single consistent memory flow of what you consider your past but when you look up information on the history of the timeline you're in, it doesn't match up to your memory? ie. you remember hillary winning, maybe you remember some tweet or speach she did, but those events clearly are not part of this timeline.

have you ever looked into darryl anka (aka bashar)

he's been channeling an "alien" for like 40 years, and one thing he mentions consistently is what we experience as time mechanically is just a series of extremely fast jumps between timelines. so an example he gives would be something like someone that has smoked all their life can switch timelines to one where they have never smoked and have no health issues.

possibly you're just becoming aware of the process that we're all doing unconsciously

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Can't fucking stand it, triggers me hard. Fuckin parrots!

least capable

The gradual drop in competency can be traced back to the release of Windows 95.
Things got more and more accessible to retards and the gradual increase in convenience and ease of access removed the retard filter.
Now boss girls, fags and simping orbiters gatekeep the tech industry.
tl;dr: bill gates fucked us as a species.

Only geeks understood 95, normies and coloreds didn't go fully online until the iphone came out

Recommending therapy for every issue

Freaking out over age gaps

Dependent on SRIs

Being a bitch ass is mainstream

Society is cooked. Parents don't raise their children. This is what happens.

having existential dread after the age of 16

NGMI

do you have single consistent memory flow of what you consider your past but when you look up information on the history of the timeline you're in, it doesn't match up to your memory?

Yes that's what transpires.

have you ever looked into darryl anka (aka bashar)

No but thanks for mentioning him I'll look it up.

possibly you're just becoming aware of the process that we're all doing unconsciously

I wouldn't know how it works but that is a possibility. Our thalamus could be filtering out the hops on a conscious level is what I think. Then we just shrug of the things that don't line up. People changing is what forced me to acknowledge it whether I wanted to or not. Fortunately most of that changed for the better, for me at least.

No alien has ever communicated to me in any way. Also, I've never done drugs.

dude i wanna try it lol my mom is already mad at me tho for breakin the table on dex

Where did greening come from? because pot is green?