Trump-haters, can you at least admit he's funny?

Trump has great comedic timing, use of irony and sarcasm, he's quick witted when it comes to comebacks and retorts.

I think it would be hard for even a staunch Trump-hater to sit through compilations of his funny moments and not crack a smile.

But I'm asking you, do you think he's funny?

I love Trump, and I think he's funny.

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he's saving america

its the delusion that turned me against them

He's a mentally ill retard, but I'll be god-damned if he isn't also unintentionally hilarious

no. like the OP said. He is not just unintentionally funny. He is actually a very very funny person, on purpose.idk why ppl who hate him have to pretend that every single good quality he has doesnt exist. i fucken thing he is a bullshit artist but i like some things about him

Is "joking" about annexing canada actually a joke

He's doing permanent damage to USA's reputation, it is going to cost you jobs and money from tourism drops and people boycotting USA.

Maybe burgers here don't care I guess, it's call a joke, doesn't effect them, so whatever i guess

he is funny, and it's also extremely funny that miggers voted him into the most powerful non-jewish position in the world because he makes good jokes

Trump-haters, can you at least admit he's funny?

Yes. Can Trump cultists admit we're laughing at him, not with him?

He's entertaining as shit. Presidents are goons anyway so better entertained than bored, I guess

He was genuinely very funny, but dementia is starting to set in, and he barely knows what the fuck he's talking about half the time now. I hope the next president is in their late 90s.

he was "joking" about annexing canada as part of a plan hatched by the liberals and him. They owe him some sort of favour u retard. they were down 30 points, soon as trump won they go down to marylago meet him and then he starts up with that and doesnt stop until liberals are in power. its almost as if he could not have done anything else but what he did to get the libs elected.
this is all a show.

youtube.com/watch?v=kVt2stZeE_A

Yeah, cause America relies so heavily on fucking tourism. Your pathetic economy would believe that. Fuck off, you stupid kangaroo eating retard. Your country is a disgrace and a warning for any country that doesn't have a conservative party. And Alberta is literally voting to bounce on Canada, then we all know what is next. Enjoy being China's bitch and dumping ground, but that's what Australia has always been. A landfill for shit people

His humour is one of the things I like most about him and humour is of course tied to intelligence.

Which makes it funny to think that anti-Trump retards always falls for his rage baits.

"Everyone's wondering who the next Pope will be hmmm *sips Diet coke* haha..hey assistant, I got an idea, this will really funny, make an image of me as the Pope, they're gonna be so pissed off at this lmao, these left wingers hate Christianity but they're going to be so angry I did this".

They simultaneously think he's really dumb

And at the same time he's some Machievellian conman who has evil plans making manifestos about turning the US into a theocracy

Trump is such a unique guy, love him or hate him

tds means they have to believe trump is 100% wrong everytime. even if he repeats something they used to believe, now they cant because trump said it.

Who cares if the guy is funny? He is a terrible leader. I am sure he has cracked funny jokes in the past but now he has gone full retard. He isn't funny anymore. He tells lies that are so big you literally have to be a mush-brained baby to believe him at this point.

he is better than kamala/biden and obama and bush for sure. bush killed hundreds of thousadns of people on a lie. he is a cocksucker who fucked our elections thru a secret deal with the liberals and i hate him for it but acting like he is beyond the pale when compared to his peers is retarded.

Yeah I despise him but he is often pretty funny

he's not even mid tier funny. if only Kinison was alive to see this shitshow

Yeah I'm just a 210lb bag of chuckles for Don for getting The Worst Asshole possible as Canada's new PM. Thenk yew Dornald.

You gotta be pretty fucking dim to think trump is witty lol he literally may as well just be calling people doo doo head with all his retarded insults

timing, presence. and raw shit is funnier than "witty" shit. thats why i hate those fucking english quizz shows. its just a bunch of faggits trying to out"wit" eachother with puns and shit. who do u think is a funnier politician. genuine question

>He's doing permanent damage to USA's reputation

delusion slant eyed "saving face" mentality. No one cares.

Lmao literally proud of being a retard. No wonder you voted for trump

Ive been meaning to make one of those bell curve memes about this. -3 sigma would say something like "ha ha canada is ours, gulf of america!" the midwit says "omg did you see the new salon article about drumf? he's so dumb!" And the +3 sigma says something like "Donald Trump is the greatest engagement farmer of all time. He understands people and has a natural instinct for humor and memorability"

tell me who is a funnier politician than trump. best comedians arent ones who craft "clever puns" btw. and i think ur a bot. i cant vote for trump i am a fuckin canadian

Lmao, of course this comes from a Canadian little bitch

Exactly haha

Yes, hes created such a simped support base. That they are more easily triggered than liberals.

Most fun on Twitter I've had in years. It's like trolling communists, even when they're wrong. They double down and get viciously upset like little faggots. Bonus points if you get one of the top MAGA influencers to bait. Then it's just easy retard bait after that.

Bidon performed better in his first 100 days. And Kamala would be more of the same. Trump is fucking everything up. He says that things will be bad for a while but then bounce back one moment. And then the next moment he will lie about groceries and gas getting cheaper when they're not. Anyone can check these numbers. Again, Obama performed better in his first 100 days, too.

I see this tactic a lot. You change the topic and say "blank" is worse. You know you can't defend the current topic. Trump's current performance. So you say others performed worse or a hypothetical situation where another person would have performed worse. None of what you say is backed by anything. It's purely an emotional display because it hurts your feelings to admit you were wrong.

The only way to actually defend Trump now without saying "blank" was worse or would have been worse. Is to say that he is causing short-term pain for long-term gain and we just have to wait and see if we can get past the pain and onto the gain. But that argument is really weak because he is already saying things have gotten better, even though that's another obvious big lie. He creates his own reality, as do his believers. You are in a cult. Try to develop creative thinking skills.

*Critical

I made a little typo there.

you said

He is a terrible leader.

he has gone full retard

He tells lies that are so big

The tone and tenor of your post was the typical thing I've seen since 2016 "This guy is completely WACKO" - with the implication being that others are normal. Don't pretend like you don't know exactly what I'm talking about. In order to establish this, you have to prove that his peer group is reasonable etc. They aren't. Biden left the border wide open and was going to permanently (might be too late) destroy the US. Kamala was another fucking puppet. Obama was a radical and a deeply corrupt lunatic puppet. Bush and cheney were lying psychopaths. So tell me, how is trump "beyond the pale" in comparison to his peer group? He lies. yeah. oh wow.
I don't like Trump. I think he is a liar and had a deal with Carney/the liberals to fuck us. And I hate the very frist thing he did - choose that suzie bitch as his Chief of staff. and i hate how pro israel he is

but biden did not perform better. kamala and her state dept were radical homosexual agitators for global war. They were literally going to lead us closer to WW3.

yea bro putting goyim in prison for 20 years for criticizing Israel and deporting them to concentration camps is hilarious

Imagine worshiping a boomer.

they suffer from trump derangement syndrome and just see red when they think of him

Im sure netanyahu told a joke once now I'm all for the genocide they're committing and the blank check my government writes to fund said genocide.

He's unironically one of the most naturally funny people in the world. He's also arguably retarded.

Remember when Sweden and germany said they were going to pay migrants to go back to where they came from and how fucking cucked that is? Trump is proposing the same shit. But lemme guess, the Jewish jokester proposed it so it's all based and redpilled.

You’re trying to convince mutts who now fully worship a literal boomer to use critical thinking skills. This is a battle you can’t win. Picture the average mutt, 300lbs, living in their run down cities, clinging to their guns they are too scared to ever use, unless it’s on another mutt knocking on their door by accident who they shoot dead because the mutt is a skittish breed. You’re wasting bandwidth. Maybe you could convince the normal Americans in the nice cities, the liberal ones who they all hate (are jealous of). But your average mutt is too far gone in their own misery to ever see truth. They just suck the milk of the eternal boomer. Sad.

no i agree. i don't even like him, but i don't viscerally get enraged when i see him either. i judge him based on the reality. right wants me to suck his dick cause he "ended woke" and left wants me to hate him cause he "lies" or some shit while they with a straight face were proud to have dick fucken cheneys endorsement in the last election. im old enough to remember WMDs and 911 and the lies of the buish admin and to see leftards saying ":trump is way way worse" than bush just has me disregarding their opinion

first off, im canadian. second off, did u vote carney in our election? every male who voted carney is a fucking effette little faggot.

He's funny in the same sense of a kid getting startled by the bloated corpse they're poking with a stick exploding.

No he's not, cause he's a thin skinned loser, just like your loose ass.

the only thing funny about him is his orange hue

Well we have 3 more years for the Jewish puppet to do the bidding of Israel, run the country further into the ground and probably declare war on Iran. We'll just have to wait and see. He funds and fully supports the genocide of the Palestinians which is arguably worse in terms of sheer destruction and death than Iraq.

Nah he sucks balls

I barely skimmed this nonsense remblings. Trump is different this time. You are like those retards who still say, "Trump daragment syndrom". And like, yeah, during his first term, it was a valid way to dismiss some of the crazies. But he is literally telling "BIG" lies all the time. He will say groceries and gas have gotten cheaper. He will say egg prices have dropped over 80 percent. This both side-ism is fucking dumb. He is telling BIG lies all the time. You are in a cult. The only thing that might save you is if you get humiliated enough by reality to snap you out of it. But you could be too far gone to be saved.

Trump is performing poorly right now. The economy is doing worse now than it was under Biden, even a few months ago. These are facts.

You can hysterically screatch about WW3 if you want. But looking at the facts, you have to admit right now Trump's economy is performing poorly. Maybe this will be the pain needed to make it better later. But probably not because he is lying and saying that the economy has already recovered.

This is the strategy at play I talked about earlier. You change the subject becouse you know you can't defend how much Trump has fucked the econamy.

we have 3 more years for the Jewish puppet to do the bidding of Israel,

the USA has been israels golemn since 1948 and harry s truman. do you think kamala would have suddenly pulled support from israel ? this is a systemic deeply embedded issue, has nothing to do with one guy.

probably declare war on Iran.

if he does he will go down as worse than bush. but in the meantime he is posting videos of guys calling netanyahu a fucking snake. never saw biden do that. i don't know what is going on, but as of now, he is way better than obummer, bush, etc are.

He funds and fully supports the genocide of the Palestinians which is arguably worse in terms of sheer destruction and death than Iraq.

There is no reality where the US does not support israels genocide of gaza. that is not a possibility. i dont care if mahatma ghandi or ned flanders was the president.

Iran and Israel are not really as opposed as all the public shit talk. They do a lot of secret trade and drink with the same bankers who cut them the cheques.

He is telling BIG lies all the time

oh really? BIG lies like what Obama said when the diplomats in Libya were killed? BIG lies when Bush told the world that Iraq had WMDs? BIG lies like Fauci when he said there was no Gain of Function research? fucken spare me.
and i think you're a fucking immigrant poo.

I barely skimmed this nonsense remblings

go back to India you disgusting subhuman

I know. You are right. You can't help these cultists. It is really worrisome how dumb huge chunks of America are and how the rest of the world has to suffer because of it, and how one party wants to keep them dumb. I sometimes feel like we, the rest of the world, need to pick up the slack and just provide free high-quality education to help the Americans not be so dumb that they hand over the world to China or The EU or something.

well then that's a good thing and makes me glad. the world doesn't need a fucken war there.

Zion don is actually a pretty funny guy yes

Funny is a quality that is important in a dancing clown, not the leader of the most powerful country on earth.

cause America relies so heavily on fucking tourism

It does. You have entire states that revolve around tourism.

The lie is so big and obvious. You can look up the price of gas. You can look up the price of groceries. You can then look up the price of eggs. You can then look up what Trump said about these prices. There is no ambiguity here. It's so obvious.

It's like he is saying the sky is red, and you believe him because other politicians lied before. There's a difference between big lies and regular lies. You idiots will believe whatever Dear Leader says. I am sorry you have made this choice to be this dumb.

I could use a break from wars
It's like classic rock
Lets just revisit the favourites

the economy has been absolutely fucked for 40 years because its been designed that way. jews print infinite money and leverage that to buy up all assets driving the price of everything sky high. meanwhile corporations have a mandate to fuck their workers as hard as possible in order to enrich their shareholders.

we're just at the point in the process where the can can no longer be kicked down the road and things get parabolically worse rather than linearly

how the fuck do you expect anyone in the world to be able to stop this train on a dime?

your command of english is lacking. "Big" is not the word here. He is a bullshitter. The price of eggs is not a "big" lie. A "big" lie is WMD's - Iraq. Obama saying that he is for transperancy and being extremely secretive.
Binderjeet, "BIG" refers to importance/the weight of what is being lied about.
and i love how u ignored the parts of my post where i said i dislike trump for a lot of reasons to fit ur mold. get out of my country, btw.

Legit cracked up when he said this

He’s the bitchiest queen we’ve had in the White House

No they aren't.

we will see. I would advise you not to be so confident.

Just because he told a couple funnies doest make him any different from the last couple of good goys that AIPAC installed. He's worse because he publicly shills for Israel. He is their greatest ally. He describes himself as such. When's the last time we had such a good goy as president?

The day will come when every retard who votes "yes" to secession will be tried and convicted for their treason.
Death to America.

i never said that just because he said a couple funny things he is any different. Where he is different though is that he explicitly promotes nationalism which is a good thing worldwide. Unfortunately as you can see with the european crackdowns they might strangle it in its crib. They all publicly shill for israel. the democrats just do a little less so they don't anger the "POC" part of their base. that's literally it. with regard to israel its the same fuckin shit no matter whos in charge.
as i said tho, did biden ever post a video calling netanyahu a SNAKE? trump did do that. idk?

shut up faggot. Love you guys talking tough online when everyone knows that those who voted liberal are extremely effette, faggoty, limp wristed consensus obsessed numales. no ones buying it.

I didn't vote liberal. Never have, never will. I voted Conservative but only because the PPC didn't have a candidate in my riding.
You talk about nationalism being a good thing, and yet you have not even the slightest idea what nationalism is actually about. You're ready to destroy your own country because our current government sucks, probably so you can go join the Subhuman Union down south. A nation is not its government.
A true nationalist believes that treason against the nation warrants death. What can be more treasonous than trying to tear the nation apart from the inside?

You're ready to destroy your own country

this "country" is a mere pragmatic amalgamation of business interests with a weak propaganda arm to shoddily convinced everyone its one country. when i say nationalism i mean real nationalism (ethnic nationalism), white nationalism, europeans. canada? who gives a fuck. the thing that makes us "different" from the USA is ironically out lack of passion for nationalism
quite a conundrum for u faggots isnt it. We are americans EXCEPT we are more liberal, thats the only thing that separates us from them. So that means we are less likely to embrace nationalism. So what the fuck even is this? and btw. its not just about the fact that an election was lost.
alberta is bent over a barell to pay other provinces, which they would do, but THEN as if its not enough, the other provinces demand that they do not maximize their ability to sell heir resource that they use to pay those provinces.
meanwhile quebec has a fucken major separatist party whose stated aim is to leave canada and has for decades and no one bats a fucken eye. their leader is at the fucken leadership debates and they use their power to gain more favorable conditions for ONE province. "oh haha that's the bloc quebecois". totally normalized.. but alberta makes a peep and its TRAITOR this TREASON that. spare me the false outrage, faggot.

Trump himself is a snake and the current republican idea of "nationalism" is replacing lazy whites with jeets and putting niggers and fags on a pedestal way, WAAAAY high up in the clouds, so long as those faggots and niggers are republicans. They call for censorship and bitch like homos when they get called out. Trump can call bibi a snake all day long but at the end of the day he'll still be pushing in his chair for him, serving him meals and shining his shoes like a good goy. Trump has also said he is Israel's protector and there are a lot more rotten kikes in Israel than just netanyahu.

i mean ok, whatever. im talking about big picture. yes, he is making censorship calls etc. i just think he is way way better than the democrats and if kamala was president right now, the world would be in worse shape. and again, israel controls the entire planet. every president does the humilitaiton ritual at the wall.

It is a fact that at least publicly he was a liberal democrat. He supported the Clintons. When he was first elected and started fucking things up I remember bringing this up and all the jews would jump on me to say "He was a New York Republican". Which I guess have a stigma for being more liberal than other republicans. But after doing a bunch of research I realized that they were literally lying. He became a republican after he was a democrat. And then I guess all he had to do was say he was a Christian and that was it.

if kamala was president right now, the world would be in worse shape.

I keep hearing this. Would you mind giving 1 or 2 reasons why you think this?

He's actually my mom wearing a mask.
Her dementia is taking its toll. Funny? I don't know. If you think old southern bible thumpers are funny. They never open the damn thing but they'll sure as shit tell you what you're going to hell for.

Death to America.

I'm more right wing than you and I hate him because he has the soul of a nigger.

What fucking big picture? The shit that is shuffled every 4 years in and out of the white house makes no difference. I fail to see how anything could be worse with Kamala as the figurehead president