Brit/pol/ war thread

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UK and India agree trade deal after three years of talks

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No 10 resists Labour calls for winter fuel rethink

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Mark Gordon to represent himself in court, baby death retrial told

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UK's Deliveroo to be bought by US firm DoorDash in £2.9bn deal

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We need more jeets

Josh is a paedophile

tsssssssst

tssssssssssssssssst

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This can only be a good thing for Great Britain

rolling for total jeet death

Getting rumours that Indian paratroopers have landed in Leeds, dug in and are opening a corner shop.

It's over.

SARS
THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM

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Parapoopers

god I hope they utterly obliterate each other

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ALAH HU SNACKBAR

it's more like

TSHHHHRRRR

funny old world, with jeet v's jeet kicking off hours after the trade deal. what do you boys thinks going on behind the sccnes?

Honestly if India wipes Pakistan from the face of the earth, I will unironically convert to Hinduism

Is the UK going to act towards pakistan like the US does to israel?

Apparently Pakistan said they took out an Indian brigade and Google says a brigade is 3k-5k troops. Think Pakistan is telling porkies

We will give refuge to tens of millions of jeets simple as

You could make the entire Indian Army rout by shouting, Indians are natural cowards.

even the roads are made of shit

Half our government is pakis and the other half loves pakis

eating chicken wings and watching pakis get nuked
loving it

Thinking about a squelchy box din dins

what if pakistan and india issue the draft and we must deport them back home

You can get a right nice orange ice lolly in Lidls at the moment. Its only orange, but fuck me they're nice. Some kind of Spanish thing. Fuckit- think I'll have another one.

There are more Indians here than Pakis, Sven. If it kicks off properly, there will be street to street skirmishes between them in the UK.

Brigade HQ.
They bombed some mudhut somewhere.

still only seen 1 (one) video of a missile not doing very much damage

Maybe that was our real demand: that India goes to war and wipes out Pakistan.
Maybe our government is actually hoping that will get rid of the pakis here.
Or maybe they're hoping we'll get all the lovely refugees for r GDP.

That would be beautiful, you could toss your squared off kitchen knives out into the street and watch them fight over it

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Question for the "Hitler was right" people: When you get rid of the Jews and the gays, and black and brown people from the West (be they pro-West or not), what then?

Such people need a perpetual enemy to which they must feel superior, so the next step is the crypto foreign or people with recent foreign ancestry, just as happened with the Crypto Jews in Spain.

Dutton is such a sniveling faggot

Operation: poop scooped

Councils and civil service are riddled with subversive pakis

Sounds like the typical pakistani you'll meet in Oslo

yeah, I own three apartments in Dubai and six ferraris, my brother

What is the british opinion of ex-colonies going at it again?

checked

i pray the muslims give us the final excuse

Indian slopmerchant posting out of date shit

nah

i hope they both nuke each other

Just like old times

How many goat casualties?

Cucks on X are already labelling india the agressor, cba lads. NN x

Look at these bloody far right benchoods
Let's see how two tier we really are

Why is everyone pretending the pakis are evil and Indians good. The Indians would be mass raping teenage girls like the pakis if the average European 11 year old girl wasn't as strong as the strongest Indian bodybuilder. I hope they both glass each other.

Yes, this looks like a nothing ever happens scenario.
I know from having seen a few nothing ever happens scenarios in my time.

what if pakistan and india issue the draft and we must deport them back home

Oh nooo....

Why would we need another enemy once the problems are gone?

i hope we can find some way to expoit them for our own gain

why would you vote pakistan

Pakistan is retaliating

get them both gone

squelchy box

Qui?

I'm supporting the conflict

Monkey Paw, Pakistan & India kill each other

you have to suck dicks for rest of your life

How bad is it I am weighing up the options, what type of dicks we talking?

So you're gay.

>Question for the "Hitler was right" people: When you get rid of the Jews and the gays, and black and brown people from the West (be they pro-West or not), what then?

The leftists.

India announces their actions were focused, measured and non-escalatory in nature.

They admitted to it in the first place m80

it's a bindle filled with liquid shite

I'm gay

We know you've been lusting for dench's balls for weeks now, and before that pubes'

You just know Britain will be blamed for this conflict.

Get ready for weeks upon weeks of "everyone in the Indian subcontinent got along until the evil Britishers partitioned us and turned us against each other".

literally everything is this

people get so worked up about minor things thinking it's going to turn into something bigger they fool themselves into thinking it actually happened before something else distracts them and the move on to the next non-happening

so you're jewish

what type of dicks we talking?

I can set up a poll if you want?

Why does bame Apu have cheese and pineapple sticks stuck in his head?

India, though I hope Pakistan gets some punches in since Indian nationalists are so annoying.

We say redeeming, mate

t. glownigger

>squelchy box

Qui?

New takeaway meal idea; squelchy boxes.
Runny, sloppy, spicy goop.
Bares more than a passing resemblance to shite.

jeet subhuman

calling anyone gay

You lot are flamboyant homosexuals lmfao

Just call him Apoo

You can't escape. Australia, NZ, and Canada are the same if not worse. rAmerica is impossible to get in. You can't stay in the EU now. There's only one way out, and that's through. Through America that is. Hand over the island and there will be an end to the horror

Keir has no redeeming qualities sar

We are already blamed for Partition a thing Britain didn't do

You literally picked the 'I'm gay' option you fucking retard.

What is the box made of?

If I can be a top, lights off, and the other dude is a passable femboy, I would consider taking the bullet for giving the chance at the world healing.

Don't put your willy in the wrapper, it makes it all sticky.

Kys brownoid vermin

india winning

bogdan samefagging again

monkey paw

you get an irradiated pakistani futa

I support the conflict you retarded kike
also didn't click that shit

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NEW: Rupert Lowe could soon be charged over alleged threats to Reform UK chairman Zia Yusuf as the Met Police has now provided a file of evidence to the CPS

Lowe: "For politically sensitive cases, I understand that this is standard practice. I am 67 years old, and I have a 67-year-long unblemished record with the law.... I am, of course, fully cooperating with the authorities, and look forward to clearing my name."

The Saxon awakens

Aaaaand as predicted, the first mentions of partition.

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I hope pooman and his friends are okay

Fink you might be a bit late to the game

itym awesome
it's going to get awesome

does this mean half of brittain is also at war?

I hope pakis run over his dad then him

I picked the gay option

obviously. You didn't even need to tell us.

He trusts the system

This is war crime. Western world WILL NOT tolerate this crime. We MUST sanction paki and provide India support. Who is with me Anon Babble?

yes

nooo saaar you can't vote for brown vermin to annihilate themselves saaaaar

lol cope vishpoo

thats a terrible thing to say,
Why would, What has he done to you?

night lads

fully cooperating with the authorities

Mistake.

half

What has he done to you?

He's indian.
Do you even need any other reason?

What do you mean "get"?

I'm gay

We know.

Fucking hell it genuinely is kicking off

pakistan is backing down

Post >yfw the entire subcontinent is turned to glass

mfw

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night

They do this every few years. It's a nothing burger.

Night lad don't led the bedBAMEs bite

that roid tash tho

Hope they both annihilate each other and then you get killed in the upcoming race riots

he's a good cunt tho?

They only fight little girls

let's see if this continues into the morning

1.2b Indians

247m Pakistanis

This could go on for quite some time.

2 indian jets have been shot down
Artillery is raining down from both sides
This isnt a regular border clash

What side does the UK take since you're like 50/50 on indians and pakis?

he's a discord paedo

Checked. Hoping for a civil war in birmingham and bradford

gypsy blood

I hope you find a boyfriend.

pooman isnt jeff

It's different this time, India needs that Indus river water. Cant become No1 if you don't have the flushing loo tech tree unlocked

Prediction: Indian tanks in Pakistan within 24 hours.

You heard it here first.

2 indian jets have been shot down

Apparently it's fake news, it's the Pakistani media who is reporting it

They should skip the slow burn escalation directly to full blown nuclear war IMO

the side of BAMEs

sunglasses , deckchair and a cold drink

Hope you get brutally murdered you brownoid vermin faggot

Imagine the smell

IMO pakis are gonna pussy out. They're obviously severely outnumbered. Let's hope not though.

wish there was an olympics where participants were accepted to be doping or using enhancement drugs and steroids etc. really smash the limits the normal olympics have set as standard.

Boxing has lightweight and heavyweight so there should absolutely be an methhead or roid category for swimming, triathalon, discus throwing and darts, shot put and javelin throwing and more.

Soon the Pakistanis and Indians in the UK will start to kill each other. It will be interesting to see who the cops and Starmer support.

There's gonna be curry and binbags everywhere

The system is rigged for steers and queers who cant be men about situations.

THis is what probably kicked off the war

they'll support the pakis

Lmao good question
I assume we will support Pakistan out of fear of ISIS cells in the UK attacking us from within lol

They'll drag starmer out of no10 and string him up

starmer's support

Obviously the pakis. Labour love pisslam and its one of their core demographics.

See

Keir is a jeet lover though
classic kike

So the Indian trade deal means nothing?

Its suspicious if she's any good at tennis. Women are notoriously bad at ball games.

Just heard the news, lads. Pray for Rory Stewart, he's probably going through a very tough time right now considering his two favourite countries are at war.

Hopefully starmer gets Gaddafi'd

I'm surprised it wasn't a cricket match

It will loft so many fecal particles so high into the atmosphere that the whole world is encased in the stench of Brum for a decade. Pooclear winter

pretty much, pakis hold all the cards in terms of authority

The police will smash down hard on the jeets

We just signed a trade agreement with India, they're going to get high value cars, aerospace technology, whisky and jewellery, we're going to get 1 million Indians, Indian cars, and frozen prawns (thats not a joke)
They're getting rolls royces and we're getting poo-geots

methhead breakdancing

Basically what we should be doing

No he isn't you utter retard.
He sucks off lord ali at no. 10 all day

pooclear winter

cheeky kebab (large) with all the trimmings from a genuine brown person of colour (BPOC)

Don't ever (You) me again you jeet subhuman

so did the trade agreement cause the attack or the planned attack cause the trade agreement

Why are they like this? I used to work with one who made out like he was James Bond or something. We knew he was lying, he knew he was lying, what's the point?

Or what? you'll ask to see my cock?
faggot

Mmmmmmask up.

There's too much misinformation, tensions will probably fall and both sides will claim victory

Looks like the gays are winning.

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Mirror of the Iran-Israel missile chimpout that happened. Few dead thirdies, bit of military infrastructure blown up, nothing ever happens.

This wouldn't have happened under the Raj.

indian eunuch desperate for my attention

lmfao kill yourself ranjit, you stink

pakis have jets

who sold pakis jets?

Gore to show how many brit flags are pakis. Should be allowed to have England flags since they have such an aversion to it

America or China I think

ffs................

Goes*

You know as much about UK politics as josh, yet you keep posting here whilst getting bullied, just like josh.
In your flat, like josh.
16 hours a day, like josh.

browns annihilating each other is pretty based, don't you think vishal?

That's why I posted it desu. It's interesting to see how many here are actual pakis.

Even if 100 million of them die in total, there will still be 1.585 billion jeets + pakis left...

America and china. India uses russian jets and a few french ones

Should really be an ethnicity tag for each anon, say a white circle next to an english anon and a brown circle next to a paki

whilst getting bullied

You're seething because browns are annihilating each other KEK

You're a 5ft brown indian vermin you couldn't bully a 10 year old girl LMFAO

Everyone okay ?

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Did Josh find out where josh loves so that josh can kill josh? He's a proper dangerous MI5 glowniggers he is

Hope not

Americans are the reason we have the pakistani detritus here in the UK in the first place. They're all from mirpur and are considered gassable tier in pakistan - so naturally they shipped them over here with the help of american pressure.
All for the sake of propping up the pakis against iran.
I really hate americans.

Brown deaths up

white kids getting diddled down

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jeet

seething about pakis

You're all the same lol

Grim. They could have the bloodiest war in the history of mankind. More people could die than in the last 1000 years of war combined. And it still wouldn't even put a dent in India's current population.

ok joshdan

Rookie numbers, gotta pump them numbers up

What is the box made of?

Uh cardboard I suppose?

Let's hope Pakistan don't kill any cows.

Remember Afghanistan was in a war for basically 50 years and managed to double their population. The brown horde flows

SAAAAAAAAAR WE INDIANS ARE NOT PAKIS SAAAAR

Kek
You're all the same rajesh, I'd even say pakis are slightly better than pajeets.
Rolling for total brownoid vermin annihilation

why would anybody sell pakis jets?
What a fucking mental world

Doesn't look runny, sloppy, or goopy enough to me lad.

Right wing trannies.

I'm ethnically ashkenazi but I identify as white

Bigger population than China?

We could take in 1 million refugees a week and it would still take more than 30 years to bring them all in.

Scrumpy

funny how the brown retard never denied being indian kek. total vermin scum

SUSSEX

He's back!

Americans gave pakis the bomb and have funded them for a long time.
The aim was to surround iran with american friendly states and get them indoctrinated into saudi wahabism.
All stems from the same plan that caused us to go into iraq and afghanistan. Remember how hurt the americans got when it turned out all the insurgency and Osama was in pakistan?
They're fucking retarded.

There's 171m Bangladeshis.
mad innit

Who started it the pakis or the indians?

China is 800m or something and they're facing a population decline timebomb in the near future cause of their 1 child policy years ago

no spitfires flying on war day

ask boomers

"Oh yeah, some of them crashed because they're really, really, really hard to fly, so they aren't being used this year because it'd be too dangerous for elf and safety"

...?
Were they not used on previous years and also were originally a mass produced vehicle for toffy tots with zero experience to pootle around in under high stress conditions involving really fast pieces of metal?

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the entire region needs glassing imo
they live like cockroaches anyway, it'd be doing them a favor

india

Is he still seething? I filtered him after realising it was just josh on a confederate flag.

Is he still seething? I filtered him after realising it was just josh on a confederate flag.

Pakis

China is 1,408,280,000
India is 1,413,324,000

I don't think we even need a tenth of that number.

Imagine being in bradford or birmingham rn lmao.

Oh thought there population declined rapidly recently, must be brain damage

Pakis massacred indians

Not for long.

how would pakis and indians in the uk know who to attack

Fuck I wanna see tanks crossing the border why can't they hurry up

Americans individually have business at all in the region other than perhaps messing with china's economy. The tensions against Iran are 100% Zionist engineered

Isn't India allied with Israel?

with friends like these

Would rather not imagine that actually, thanks

*their

And now he's screaming for attention again.
KEK
I shall be placing gobdan/boglin into the filter as soon as he appears from now on with no notice. Further communication has been terminated.
I shall let him stew in his own homosexual juices, in his house (flat). Alone.

Josh is probably siding with the pakis

better than nottingham mate

EHATS HAPPENING I JUST GOT HERE

You dont really have to imagine. Every home has a brad/brum simulator. Just go into your loo and take a huge stinking curry and laxatives shit. Before you flush, kneel over the bog and inhale the fumes directly to your brain. You have just simulated being in brad or brum

why are so many supporting pakistan then

No more cousin wars

Thanks skiv

A sticky for a nothingburger? How lame

Imagine being in bradford or birmingham rn lmao.

Or ever.

Why are you seething about both sides killing themselves, rajesh I mean fellow white man?

Isn't India allied with Israel?

with friends like these

St david's hotel
USS liberty
RAF being shot down
being an 'ally' of jews means nothing to them if you're not actively showering them with shekels

The boats are going to ramp up aren't they?

wait, is josh about?

Americans funded terrorists and were surprised when the terrorists turned on them? They aren't long term thinkers

Birmingham, Bradford and Leicester are way more fucked than Nottingham.

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Look at this jew kek. Didn't want to pay a firm for a patio so they smashed it up.

They are the plague, the final plague. If mankind does not find a way of stop them, they will swarm over the earth and devour it to the core.

Best stream? Is this real?

LOUD BANG

OH SHIT

Stop posting boys you dirty bummer.

u fucking mad m8 Notts is a paki land

Take a step back and FUCK YOUR ON FACE!

Godspeed in your civil war, gents.

hey friendos. what's lookner saying?

British women.

ON FACE

Epic fail kid

Nowhere near as much as the places I mentioned you thick cunt.

You're backed into a corner then, They wont support India over Pakistan and you cant break the alliance or even appeal for aid. They could buster call you. Shit might be fucked

You need indians for pakis to attack

potatocuck

you don't know shit about demographics you smooth brained albino jamaican

Is chill guy Eddie in?

you

I don't really give a fuck I just hate jews

BRITISH PAKISTANIS ARE SEEINF THIS AS CALL TO WAR
LONDON IS ON FIRE
HINDUS ARE OUT WITH BLADES

Josh and dago are paedophiles

World War Poo

Also americans. Also Niggers.

aye theyve done you dirty here
the longer this engagement lasts the more it'll favour Pakistan.

What will be the line of logic used to justify England having to take in way more niggers as a response to World War Poo?

Also the Irish.
Actually I hate a lot of people. Lets just say that.

Post them then you fucking mongoloid

I accept your concession

New

you're indian

REMEMBER:::::: IT HAD TO BE OKAYED BT ISRAEL

I thought we were friends now.

eh

based

fuck off paddy

British women.

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PAKISTAN SHOOTS DOWN 3RD INDIAN FIGHTERJET.

All sources seem to indicate India has made a mistake

no proofs

Kek

pakistan says pakistan is winning

kek