Happy birthday to guy who was right about everything

Happy birthday to guy who was right about everything

Also I learned today you're not allowed to post the main Wikipedia photo of Marx
Lmao @ mods

He should have provided a quantitative model of his theories.

Is that the chicken jockey guy?

Pic unrel

He was wrong about the hair cut and beard.

Glory to Marx and glory to Xi Jinping
Death to globohomo

Sorry, I don't follow people responsible for ideologies that lead to genocide.

Fat NEET jew who rode Engels' coattails

If only you knew how to read a fucking book.

Who took the picture

The jewish nigger Lassale

Commie retards have yet to come up with any math to back their economic model.

Is there a short version of Das Kapital?

Wat. Why?

imagine being so pathetic you think dumbfuck proles should control the means of production.

It's a little late to celebrate my birthday, OP.

i can't read and you can't make me

pottery

value price and profit

say a single thing on this board without couching it in a meme

great demonstration of why canada should sink into the ocean (the inuit will sort it out)

Wat. Why?

idk it just gets flagged as spam

ONE DAY DEVELOPED COUNTRIES LIKE FRANCE AND BRITAIN WILL MAKE SO MANY TEXTILES AND POCKET WATCHES THAT THEY CAN'T SELL THEM ALL, AND THEN THE WAGIES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT AND DISTRIBUTE GOODS EQUALLY

and then instead of that happening, we had the second industrial revolution, with things like cars and indoor plumbing and washing machines

you get that one off of youtube?

all jokes aside there actually was a man who was right about everything

youtu.be/2D-ZO2rGcSA?

No I read the Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital

his grave smells like urine

He was wrong about God.

you make it really obvious that you lie to people who also pretend to know how to read very often

Yes, he was right about everything but ultimately, had no solution. Thanks for nothing, Marx.

Well you clearly haven't read it since Overproduction is a foreign concept to you, something that's been solved by the Toyota System of Manufacturing, which is why Victorian-era complaints about economics are meaningless today

he said something about where the solution would be produced, but you didn't read it

if he's so smart, how come he's dead?

your youtube essay will get many views, and i will enjoy our time together in the climate war

Yes they are both kikes

Yeah that's right, Marx said nothing about Overproduction in industrial nations. He was warning about Global Warming.

but you didn't read it

Spell it out for me. I've changed my flag to listen.

If you think he had a true solution to this problem you are lower than 100 IQ.

He lives in the heart of every transexual with aids that thinks the rich have to give us the cure

Cough wuhan lab

good demo of how you really can't read

iq

old meme; get funnier

it was spelled out in a bunch of books that you have the clear faculty to put in front of you

It's probably because of brigading. This asshole is the hero of keyboard comrades after all.

Ive learnt that there are 8 main problems to communism that undermines it. that cant be fixed. maybe you should learn them before blowing his trumpet mate. its, lets all be poor, that way we are all equal. model. cause no one works unless there is a carrot to go for. no one works for stuff. mass slavery = communism

death to the synagogue of satan

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You do you chill this jew? Do you love jews?

There is no way in hell a working class normalfag will have the time to read and digest Das Kapital and the manifesto.

jews are such nice people

you were raised in an 'education' system that equates being told with 'learning'

Bro... his entire philosophy was attempting to make economics scientific.

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Ah sweet a bunkertranny thread

you know my personality from one post, and you know Bruce's education history. Are you a warlock, kike?

Bro... his entire philosophy was attempting to make economics scientific.

No, his entire philosophy was to destroy tzarist Russia and sell the remains to western europe. He had no lofty goals other than to right a shitty book and bang his maid.

bunkertranny

website isn't even around

Remember when he praised Abraham Lincoln?

reading is a skill that increases its power with practice
you have a lot of catching-up to do

destroy tzarist Russia

That was a good thing.

He had no lofty goals other than to right a shitty book and bang his maid.

Untrue. He also regularly beat dogs to death with a special cane he had which he designated "das thwackenstik". I read this in his autobiography (in the original hebrew).

Thought it was 4/20 for a second.

Is he in hell or heaven

His main criticism was geared towards Western industrialized Europe. Hence his vague predictions about colonial expansion and the industrialization of the Americas.

Did Marx even write about Russia at all?

Picrel is the guy that was right about everything.

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right. nice ad hominem. how do you get people to work? if I get paid no matter what, why would I work well? ive heard of tilers in russia that would lay one tile a day, come back next day, pull hat tile up and lay it again.. they did their job, so pay em. so you go well, ill get someone to check, so now its more for one job, but who checks them? so you end up needing the army to do that because they follow orders, but, things get so out of hand needing people to make sure everyone is working that it becomes a military state, more military than workers. they become the state. and it collapses

how do you get people to work

this isn't a dialogue, and that form of 'education' is just propaganda-enabling
go read

and hear is another problem.. you are building 10 hospitals. who gets the concrete/cement first? now add to that 5 schools being built, who now gets it first, now add 7 new supermarkets? who gets it first? do that with every project and you see things crawl or stop. money sorts that shit out fast. could you imagine doing your job whatever it is now, but having to share all resources with every other company that does the same job as you? yeah, amazing fucking way of life dumb cunts . its a way of knowing if you are a pseudo intellect. you want communism, yeah, dumb cunt. or under 21

but I am. you got nothing. bye

Early commies BTFO by based Stalin

Get fucked you armchair faggots

Be Friedrich Engels

Your wife passed away

Get letter from your pookie Karl Marx

Marx wishes his condolences

Then asks for money again in the same letter

After already asking you to pay his rent

You somehow tolerate this

You somehow remain friends enough to compile his own after his own death

Why was he so gay?

hear

lol

There is no way in hell a working class normalfag will have the time to read and digest Das Kapital and the manifesto.

Marx actually reflected on this. The Manifesto is only ~30 pages long and Marx tried to make it as easy to digest for the common man as possible. He "somewhat" succeeded as evidenced by it's popularity, though the main audience of that work turned out to be academics and journalists and activists. Turns out complicated ideas don't work as memes.

He's in Donald Trump's anus.

people will starve to death if they cannot delude themselves into thinking that they can become billionaires by selling their soul to the jews.

Lmao people work mainly to survive, and marx didn't deny people maximize wealth lmao, he just thought that communism was the most efficient way of reaching that for most people since in his view capitalism leads to inefficient wealth accumulation. Marx was first and foremost an economist not your average retarded pos structuralist druggie talking about class and opression.

you're turbo retarded lmao
measure the time on this website alone

He said don't fight capitalism it will collapse well it still here

marx probably said it would collapse on itself due to inherent contradictions
but i never read the guy's work

he said [shit no one said]

classic

I read a long time ago I remember he said things like immigration is a tool of the capital yet you see all these commie faggots supporting massive immigration.

That's not Henry Cavill.

Only thing Marx was right about was jews and niggers

back to leftypol, wumao troon

It's just not that interesting to give a fuck

Is there a short version of Das Kapital?

Businessmen do nothing themselves, just steal from their workers. Don't thank me.

He didn't predict that in America you can get financing for a large pepperoni pizza for just 5% APR no down payment bonus cash void where prohibited. No one could predict such insane savings. So get it now while you can. The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.

astroturfing is wasting perfectly good reading time

website isn't even around

That's why you are here.

a lot of so called communists don't even believe in abolishing wage labor, i wouldn't worry about what they have to say.

I actually went to some nice far left politicians and asked for a study group after the only people offering it are literal maoists which is way out of my league. They don’t actually subscribe to this hardcore they kind of just understand that it is an analysis of society. I’m trying to understand this point of view so I can better argue for or against it but can’t be bothered to read all this either.

I don't recommend to read it. It's written horribly. In the beginning you can find a long chapter that actually goes for "the labour in your coat and labour in some other shit are similar". Not joking.

Be fat, drunken rich kike

Make up an economic system based on kibbutzes out of boredom

Other bored rich kikes actually take it seriously and implement it

It becomes nothing more than a state corporation every fucking time

Amazing.

not what you said when that website was around

What is the secular basis of Judaism? Practical need, self-interest. What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money.

Money is the jealous god of Israel, in face of which no other god may exist. Money degrades all the gods of man – and turns them into commodities. Money is the universal self-established value of all things. It has, therefore, robbed the whole world – both the world of men and nature – of its specific value. Money is the estranged essence of man’s work and man’s existence, and this alien essence dominates him, and he worships it.

The god of the Jews has become secularized and has become the god of the world. The bill of exchange is the real god of the Jew. His god is only an illusory bill of exchange.

Wow. This Karl Marx guy sounds antisemitic. Yikes, problematic.

posting the wrong answer will let me learn the right one instead of having to a read a book

The people here never explain why it’s forbidden to read and all I sense is strong fear at the mere possibility of comprehending this analysis. Particularly from americans whom I dislike anyways.

Many Germans were strongly xenophobic at the time. You can easily find thoughts similar to Hitler's in their writings even before WW1. Though they usually put French instead of Jews in their hate list.

the inuit will sort it out

nanuqtuqhimaliqpit?

weird how all those translations are absolutely retarded and usually out of context

thats not Hitler

Ever notice how they don’t care if you read the talmud/torah but suddenly lose their shit when you read das kapital

sadly most are not

I need some NUMBERS and GREEK SYMBOLS because I AM GOOD AT MATH

some guy bullshitting because he cant actually read a fucking book

you're getting called out.

please post your favourite calculus equations that prove "Capitalism is Great": we would all like to see them

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Have you tried checking your source for that pic?

yes I have the microfiche in my favorite attache.

I know you probably had to take Calculus for a degree in being a Professional Money Person, and no doubt have the equations that prove the superiority of Capitalism somewhere handy, if not memorized, I assume this shouldn't take you very long

oy vey its all translation errors and misinformation.

I havent had time to check the source for this one yet but you seem to be an expert so could you link me to the resources you use for your verifications or debunkings?

Since you are promoting him and seem fond of him can you post a few quotes you like to demonstrate that he was right about everything?

The way I see it he was wrong about everything because he failed to understand that a slave class is a necessity of the human condition