Average Americans are so scared of tea drinking

I’m drinking Silver Needle right now, this would utterly and irreversibly confuse and enrage Americans. They’d completely lost.

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okay?? well i have a gun, bitch. and you don't.

Muricans only drink ice tea. Never seen one drink a hot tea.

tell that to my gun, you fuckin faggot. which i own and you don't.

Muricans only drink ice tea.

which contains 0.1% tea extract
and is really just another sugwar water soft drink

I have both.
99.99% of tea in this country is garbage. You shouldn't drink it. Whole leaf tea is the way to go. Don't drink foor sweepings in paper or gas station cooler garbage.
Guns have gotten way better tho. The cheapest Taurus today is better than a high end Smith and Wesson from 20 years ago. I'm talking semi auto pistol here, not implying the revolvers are better, those are actually kind of worse.

muh gun

drink a bullet today

unlike you, i actually could, retard. because i own one, nigger, and you don't.
just picked up a new glock 26, and yes i will be attaching a laser to it, throwing on a custom mos with a holosun, and some max extensions.

Tea is gay.

Based aussie?

I'm sipping some sencha rn nigga

Coffee is a million times gayer, just ask any actual fag.

Coffee at least gives you energy. Tea is just gay. It's said to have health benefits but there is none. It tastes like sewage water.

I would but I'm not gay

good, more for me, and those niggers wreck everything they touch too. tea-drinkers worldwide are better off without american involvement.

Fat southerners drink lukewarm sweet tea. Californians drink non sweetened iced tea.

gives you energy.

just put more sugars in nigger, caffeine isn't energy either.

For me its long leaf Ceylon OP1. I love the smooth slightly smoky malty flavour which unveiles its increasing complexity after every steep.

And a good ChingChongDingDong to you too, I'll take the number 42 with fried rice please.

caffeine isn't energy either.

So what is it? Obviously people consume it because it gives them energy.

sips 2021 yesheng gushu baicha in american

That isn't true
We have extensive tea sections at every grocery store. Tea is widely consumed by americans.. if you're gonna obsess over us at least get your facts straight

Assam has that earthy flavour too, Darjeeling is more delicate.

Iced tea is 100% brewed black tea you retard

I only drink monkey picked teas to help combat monkey unemployment.

tea is basically gay coffee

I drink around 6 kilos a year. Many of my friends and coworkers have become interested. I sell tea to them as a side hustle. Tea will grow significantly in the USA. Zero doubts.
That is a tragedy.
Brits have the shittiest tea from their colonies. Anybody drinking Kenyan, Indian, or Sri Lankan teas have just scratched the surface of what tea can be.
Gushu is wasted on white tea but I respect it.
Spearmint and camomile are not tea.
You're a considerate fella.

Linden, mint and St. John's Wort. No sugar.
Thank me later.

what the fuck
bai hao yin zhen should never get this dark and orange in color

RREEEEEEEEE

AMERICANS

*shuffles cards*

FUCKING TEA

Please tell me more about my country.

Australians can and do own guns.

Interesting, the top 5 countries in tea consumption per capital are all Muslim. I would have guessed some gooks would be top 5.

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Tea is probably the most uniting thing on Earth.

Even the Ruski knows.
Think about it, Russia, a country doesn't even have indoor plumbing, its inhabitants know the grade of white tea. How could America ever recover?
The dark colour comes from the low grade tea bud, higher grade has a much lighter colour.

shut the fuck up no guns yuroshit. Go forage for food (without your gun)

Only faggots drink tea

What are you stupid? We have a population of 350 million on a landmass that is about the size of all of Europe. We also have a sizable number of Anglican descendents. Of course we drink tea. Hot and cold. Earl Grey is best. Made from blend of black teas and oil from the Bergamot. Excellent.

Fuck you guys

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I drink 4 cups of tea every day retard

No, white tea becomes dark and orange in color if you put it in very hot water and just leave it in the teapot/gaiwan for like half an hour or more.
Grade has nothing to do with it, even the best tea can be killed with improper technique.
Some white teas are suitable for this kind of preparation, but the whole point of bai hao yin zhen is unique and subtle taste, gentle aroma and beautiful, pale color.
All three are only possible when using low temps (<75 Celsius) and short infusion time.

And I do have indoor plumbing.

The free tea at any Chinese restaurant in America is probably better than what bongs are drinking.

Organic sencha FedExed direct from Japan. Yuuki-cha.com

Thank me later.

Also, stop brewing it with that aluminum or whatever that metal is. Go 100% glass.