IT BEGINS
WW3
AHH I'M GONNA... HAPPOOOON
its on bros
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Flush yourself
its so on
SIRS DO NOT REDEEM THE JDAM!!
More like world war poop and pee.
Early reports are indicating 4 missile launches from India against Pakistan in Kashmir
a literal shitshow
Worst time ever for this to happen...
Do they feel empowered with Vance and tariffs?
Poop war
that's crazy
Muffberg getting licked!
Who are you rooting for?
DIGITS DECIDE WHO WINS
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ok i checked some more reliable sources and it is actually happening
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not my problem
Muzaffarabad
explosions
shocking
is that cunt wearing a dildo on his head
False alarm, they were just shitting
BENCHOD WHO LEFT PROPANE COOKING DEVICE ON DURING NIGHTFUL HOURS?!
BLOODY YOU ARE FUCKING BASTERD BICH
How long until Pakistan or India launches nukes at each other
Comfy Reportage Around Pakistan
wow its heating up border contact and explosions heard 659km down the border
kashmir.liveuamap.com
Nuclear war before GTA 6
we are so cooked
ARE YOU PREPARED FOR BILLIONS OF INDIAN REFUGEES?!
I don't foresee nuclear war being a reality between these two, as they've clashed in the past without escalation despite both being armed. That said, if it DOES happen it will ironically be even more destructive than we expect of modern nations clashing, because neither country has invested in nuclear defense. So if Pakistan fires off its over 100 nukes in anger, those are all going to be an absolute fuckton of dead people. We're talking tens of millions of dead jeets.
well apparently the border not just in Kashmir is experience contact this is very unusual as in the last conflicts in 2019 it was on in Kashmir
Finally
SHOW ME YOUR WW3 FACES Anon Babble SISTERS!!!!!!
Shitstorm incoming
ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING
You look like this IRL and I'm gonna cuddle you for hours on end.
Not nearly enough, let's make it 10x that and we'll talk.
The grass to grow, if you know what I mean.
We're talking tens of millions of dead jeets.
They're all in Canada anon.
Oh wow it's nothing
This is a net positive
contact now in punjab region three explosions on the pakistan side of the border this is 600 km away from the expected contact area something may actually be happening
tens of millions of dead jeets
ok so the north west suburb of a small pajeet town.
SOURCE: GURGA
I hope that entire fucking subcontinent is reduced to a radioactive wasteland. It's only way to cleanse the filth.
Nothing ever happens. I'm all in.
Whoever wins this spat, the west benefits the most
SAAR Wars will set off global nuclear war
A fitting end to clown world
PAKISTAN WILL LAUNCH NUKES ON INDIA SOON
CHECKEM
How can we help escalate this conflict into a full on nuclear TPF (Total Poo Flush) War?
Ranjesh experiences explosive diarrhea
OMG WW3
lets be real nothing is going to happen but would be kino
NUKE TIME!!!
ROLL FOR THE NUKES!!!
I won't believe it's happening until millions of streetshitters are dead. the mere thought of it makes me so diamonds bros
tens of millions of dead jeets.
Its going to be less than that. Many will flee as refugees in white coutries
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best audio yet
and tens of millions of refugees :)
kashmir
nothing burger
Rolling for 6 million dead jeets
ROLLING
Is that a poo emoji but purple somehow? What the fuck is going on there
GRAAAAPE!
PAKISTAN CONFIRMS INDIA HAS ATTACKED THEM WITH MISSILES
A MASSIVE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN
can't wait for nothing to happen, see you tomorrow kids
I don't want anymore fucking Indians in this country so I'm hoping the two just fucking nuke the shit out of each other.
All the paks gotta do is blow the dam and the water is theirs?
Billions of my people will die tonight
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ok i think i can confirm that India has launched a limited missile attack on Pakistan with as of now 3 bases being hit
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first best video, nothing verified
well not yet there will be a response
we won't let any other country live on this planet either
fucking LOL, and it sounds like such an afterthought statement, too
Interesting, because the Pakis said doing this would amount to a declaration of war. Let's see if they honor that.
explosions heard
The Indian vanguard is firing their aft cannonade!
local info is saying grids were targeted
Total war between Pakistan and India is a net positive for the rest of the world. Especially China when you think about it. The rest of us just want 2+ billion fewer jeets and pakis inhabiting the planet.
India has launched a limited missile attack on Pakistan with as of now 3 bases being hit
Okay it is most definitely happening. Pakistan will probably launch nukes on India within the hour.
Pakistan and India will pull the rest of us down too. They're gonna Samson the planet.
Flights in Pakistan being diverted lads
Its looking like its on
They're the exact same people, but I'm rooting for the Pakis.
checked
i guess its actually happening this time boys
it escalates
Obligatory "it's a nothingburger" "nothing ever happens" yada yada yada
well that's bad news if they retaliate within the hour then shit will get real if they do what Iran and Israel do and retaliate months/weeks later it makes things lower intensity
I do not care
I have more important things to do, like deciding which 40k army to start after my Orks
When Israel says they’ll Samson the temple, you know those fucking nukes will work. I wouldn’t even trust jeets to have any truly functional ICBMs. Also, if Pakis really had competent nuclear technology, they’d of equipped Iran decades ago. We weren’t bribing them that much.
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Please somebody launch missle at Mumbai please
another no flight zone kek, this is going to be really interesting for the companies to plan flights
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LADS ITS ON
so how's Kindergarten?
6 million
More like 600 million
has anyone checked in on Leicester? It will be an important front during the war, could sway the conflict
commercial flights being diverted is not good that means a response is most likely imminent
Reports of Pakistan fighter jets airborne
no steve lookner
Somebody wake up that lazy kike.
lmfao this fucking kid needs to get a life
Those are rookie numbers. It'll be way higher
Tfw
Pakis were the real kikes all along
I'm all in
What the hell did Pakistan do that warranted these strikes? Is it latecoming retaliation for those jeets getting ventilated that kicked off this whole thing?
Last I heard, they were just dickwaving at each other and all Pakistan said was 'turn off that river, and it's war.' So why the hell would India hit them first?
Based.
Press release from the Jeets
Imagine the amount of indian refugees. Have you prepared toilets in the public roads already?
kek
literally meme escalation
Fucking street shitters do something
Operating Rakdeesh
Fuck outta here
Too moar weaks
How very Israeli of you, India.
niggers lol
operation shitting indoor
Jeets did first strike.
Jews told them to do it for a distraction confirmed.
non-escalatory strikes
my fucking sides
modi will bomb some empty area
declare victory
pakis will bomb some empty area
declare victory
nothing ever happens
jej
Jews told them to do it for a distraction confirmed.
i believe it lel
Fuuck, our border wall is not complete yet!
We can't stop the flow of poop!
LMAO
top kek
HERE WE GO
FINALLY, AN OLD SCHOOL Anon Babble HAPPENING
Time to get comfy bros.
This. Hope they nuke each other.
That's enough the fuck up the whole world. I don't see some idiots making their problems my problem as a positive.
I hope we get Indian refugees here instead of Pakistani refugees
BIG BREAKING NEWS
Jeet account
Pakistani Military: We will respond with force.
NOOK TIME
Saar, it has been redeemed.
some pakistani terrorists attacked a tourist spot in in india and it escalated from there
All flights on hold
I repeat
All flights on hold
The combat footage is going to be hilarious
that's a spicy curry ball
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the west benefits the most
True, indian refugees will help boost the economy in the west
ITS FUCKING OVER!!!
we didn't even get hot tight ukrainians
Wait until glowies show up, then you'll know it's happening.
Remeber Bharat is formed by Aryan peoples we are European descent and good allies to west. paki is amde up of dalit savages who are enemy. WE MUST SUPPORT BHARAT
WTF MOD
STICKY
Chat is this real?
What will the general be called? /poohg/?
LMFAO BASED MOD
It's somewhat funny that India was the first one to say fuck it and start using fighter jets. Pakistan looks fucking weak now. They got fucking punked by pajeets of all people lol
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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WIPE THEIR ASS
HOOO ON THE STREET THEY POOOO
This thread is now a sticky
This thread is not a sticky anymore
BRO WTF
what are these niggas fighting about
Stop giving me hope.
White men.
pib.gov.in
OPERATION SINDOOR
WAR!
WAR!
WAR!
WORLD WAR POO STICKY
trans rights
So the one area on earth other than Africa that needs its population decreased and culled
Darn. Next do mushroom clouds over Tel Aviv
STICKY THIS SHIT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/saarwars/
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This is one of the impacts
doesn't look like the usual shit
Same cassus belli everyone uses.
terrorism
MIGRATE
MIGRATE
MIGRATE
get ready for some more jeet/paki refugees yurop
WORLD WAR POO STICKY
Lmao this
whomever loses, we win
BREAKING NEWS: 500 FEARED DEAD IN INITIAL STRIKES. PAKISTAN TO RESPOND QUICKLY.
Nothing evet happens
TOTAL
JEET
DEATH!
lets go! finally
Jai shri Bharata
Why's it so dark there? It's literally 1;35 pm in the afternoon.
WE GAAN!
Will all delivery jeets get deported back to die in this war?
Please let it be.
fighter jets
read it as "fighter jeets"
Op here putting herbs on my own thread
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It's 2am in India retard
nothing ever happens
dayme niggr
Thank you based mod
Got me.
Kikes always win numbnuts but as for these two shit nations, I would guess and say India. Why? We've seen the Pakistani army in "action" against the Taliban in its own nation. The ran screaming (with tanks and armed convoys) where as we haven't seen india in action yet. On top of that, India is like China and Russia, endless amounts of foot soldiers to swarm depleted ranks.
God wins
Oh shit shit shit. Your right anon. I hope I can get a cute Indian waifu. But they never send single women... Just military aged men for some reason...
Humanity.
Multiple loud explosions.
Calm down, that's just Rajeet shitting at after eating his curry flavored slop served directly to him from the goop scoop of his grandfather that he (raped) the night before. Don't insult Rajeet. Those are not explosions. Rajeet is peaceful sars.
Get ready for World War Poo
Will that fucker be shot down
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Dude looks like he works part-time in a tree baking cookies and the rest of the time at the north pole.
lmaooo
if i dont get to be happy nobody does
enjoy the world turning to shit normies
you earned it
Shit
Indoor
Shindoor
The jokes write themselves
Remember, all BLM did was get affirmative action repealed. Peoole do, in fact, have limits.
great more paki and jeet refugees. fuck whoever said any random shitskin living in a shithole has global citizenship just because the shithole is at war
big NOPE for him
DO YOU HEAR THE SHITWINDS
By bathing in literal shit for thousands of years Indians have intelligently build up their toxin resistance, they are all but immune to radioactive fallout
Hodoor meets Shindoor
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
t. the daily neverhappening worldwide
You forgot to log out of your janitor account lmfao
saarwars
i like it
We
nothing ever happens chuds?
Sending thoughts and prayers ;^)
“They have started it and we will end it”
pakistani army dude just said on national tv
OP HERE
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Plot twist, the only reason they're attacking each other is so their citizens can claim refugee status in western countries.
Russia said the same thing. Face it, nobody got the gut to launch the first nuke
I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Why does anyone toleration these sand suckers?
BritBongs, when all of their jeets and pakis finally fuck off to fight back home.
Imagine the smell
Call of Poopy
Day of The-Fecal
Medal of Anus
”Pakistan is threatening my border!”
Nice tunes
p.onlineradiobox.com
927 KHz AM if you are europoor with a radio
Canada and European countries already seem to welcome them with open arms, especially after voting against far-right candidates.
The Brampton Option
Thanks, These have been great so far.
Nothing is gonna happen, India will bomb some empty fields and Pakistan will give up.
the situation is POOBAR
Kekistan is so fucked, no one has ever defeated India simply because they have massive numbers and are able to live in absolute squalor.
world ends because of jeets
If india can't be a superpower, nobody can
How's Muzaffarargood holding up?
Pakistan has 240 millions habitants, that might be the unaccounted people in India kek.
Imagine 100 millions losses in India, that's a big town.
Everybody is going to watch and laugh for this one, no WW
It's impossible. Mongols, mughals, Alexander the Great got defeated or just flat out refused to fight the great Poo.
maybe they were drove away by the stench
That was before the invention of gas masks
They nuke each other and the entire world wins
It seems rather obvious that this conflict is ultimately motivated by water resources. If you just look at the map you can see there is a huge himalayan watershed that forms the biggest river in Pakistan. Control that, and you control Pakistan. Wars are always fought over resources, never forget that. Anyhow, shit or get off the pot, I say. You promised us a war now let us see it you cowards.
Muzaffarabad
What Harry Potter spell is this?
The video feed has a lot of booms, but there's not even a flash in skies.
People in the background also seem pretty chill.
Smells like nothingburgers.
Okay I made a Lookner themed thread
Where have I heard this before?
Muzzies are the most toothless faggots to ever exist
They literally need the CIA to do everything for them
What did they post?
Pakistan needs to fucking decimate the majority of india to near stone age levels of tech and run out of steam and lose to the remaining India who ravage their country before imploding forcing the remainder of India to move to Britain causing them to surge with disgusting shitskins
you're fucked Porkystan!
Shalom pagantroon
People in the background also seem pretty chill.
Can I remind you we are talking about people walking in front of trains here ?
checked, sounds like a good plan
thank God
I mean :
BREAKING: INDIA ATTAKS PAKISTAN WITH NEW SECRET WEAPON!
World of warship training program
have fun with this clusterfuck :
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doctor Who music start
Bro, you dont have THAT many nukes, wind it in a bit lol.
Don't use the fucking nukes.
So these retards are going after the chinese too ?