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Josh is a paedophile
Cummo in de bummo
a hate wank shrine
thoughtful ngl
Munch box is on the way. Mixed donner meat and chips
two tier taxation lets goooooooo!
(indian workers dont pay NI fyi)
NEEDFUL!!!!
kill yourself
Make sure you tip your delivery BAME and leave a 5 star review.
corr reckon she gave it to him to have a wank over?
The owners are Welsh so it's ok
funding pakis
josh tier behaviour
Anyone ever get scam calls where they spoof the number for Police / HMRC and such?
Indian trade deal makes it cheaper to hire Indians over Whites
Well that's nothing to worry about since Whites stick up for each other...oh wait, no they don't lol. Neetchads win again.
Munch box is on the way. Mixed donner meat and chips
Make sure to tip Rajesh (he doesn't need to pay NI on it)
Spunky cocks in your munchy box
pic
It's pretty bad how American this country is becoming, I was really hoping this GB News crap would be kill by now but it's probably only going to get worse.
if I could figure out a way to cover my rent id be neeting, UC only give 550, its just not enough to cover the neet hovel
Poles and Jeets are made for each other; one loves to plunge turds and clean up skid stains, the other shits all over the place 24/7. True harmony. You can't really blame Wogdan for his lust for dark skinned Indian men with IBS, the fecal fixation is quite literally in his kosher slav blood.
I wanna slap her fat anglo juggs around so bad, bongbros.
letting thirdies touch your food and deliver your food
giving them money for it
ngmi
Axelian?
Why would you ever pick up kek. If they want to contact you they'll do it by letter like they always have.
Hope you can stand the fag breath and mong-like moans of council slag ecstasy
Cheer up, you've always got the morning star
built with atomic numeracy
Parts of it that I skipped to mentioned how the room is 1-3 degrees out of being a right angle.
With enough time, effort and autism that is achieveable by any caveman.
We can't create square rooms, we don't have the technology
We do?
You might want to go to if you want someone to agree that it's not just a purposeless cave.
no cleavage
What's the point?
thats the thing....
this is so easy to overlook because people simple cannot grasp it.
The "mistake" is repeated four times to the thousandth of a millimeter
I got a spam call spoofing the number on the back of my bank card once.
Was busy at the time and told them to call me back in like an hour or two, when I had a moment I called the bank myself and asked if that call I got was legit and the woman on the phone said yes.
The number called back later, asked for some details, and I - in a very much not giving a shit mood - gave it to them, then got an alert on my mobile banking that somebody spent £30 at a restaurant in Leicester.
Called the bank and they said "wtf why would you give your details?" and I said you told me it was legit, cancelled the card and got a new one, a week later the bank apologised via email, refunded me the £30, and sent £200 to my account as a gesture of goodwill.
Thank you for reading my blog.
Never answer your phone
Like Shakespeare, that.
Indian scammers will now physically be coming over to harass you
Dunno, I'm a dumb dumb. Also had this number for like 20yrs, so it's in every data leak going.
seething i have to pay NI, id love that extra dosh
So they had one angle measuring tool and it was faulty?
"I get it"
Indians deserve the NI cut because they're bro tier.
Shame you're not a 90IQ street shitting rapist
Let me be AB-SO-LUTELY clear
jeets u
Indians deserve the NI cut because they're bro tier
This.
we view it as a fault in accordance to our decibel point. They were not only not using our concepts of measurement but both the tools and numeric logic applied is superior to our own limited understanding.
I hearted this post, don't normally do that
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a wasp immediately starts flying around the gap
ffs
WASPS OUT
JEETS OUT
go back
"but I don't care"
No idea how anyone is surprised or complaining about this. This is what everyone wanted. A world for girls, of girls, by girls. They were marrying themselves last decade and painting period art. This is the natural evolution of that. Reminds me of all the dudes talking logic in dating threads and it's like, bro, dating is girl world and girl world is a feelings-based existence. The closest a woman will ever come to fully utilizing whatever meager brainpower she has is when she plans her divorce, and that's mostly outsourced to a lawyer and/or her friends or strangers online.
Aren't you waiting with baited breath for where girl world goes next? What happens when girl world collides with pajeet world? And what will the jews do next? Stay tuned...
The timing is nothing but comical and of course they could have put a stop to it at any point, but they didn't. I expect many more headlines like this.
Corr what you eating in here? Gis a bit
english people aren't voting for us
let's import people who will vote for us
Simple and effective.
r Starmer moving the debate from muslim immigration to third worlders in general
He's /ourguy/, he just doesn't know it.
would bum
bet she'd love it too the slaaaaag
It's arrived
Funny how he said it was an open border experiment then never mentioned it again as he probably got The Call kek
What a fucking knobhead she is
*knocks you out*
Wasps try so hard to get into your house, then the moment they are in they try to get back out.
Says a lot about life, dunnit. Guess we're all the same, at the end of the day. Sharks keep moving forward, chicken cross the road.
vile cunt
Look at his perky little titties in that shirt.
Fucking tease.
It's some cunt looking to nest. I've grilled outside right near that window 5 times in the last month and never seen a single wasp near the food.
The invasion will go into overdrive now because they know they haven't got long left
Just wanna put me willy in a ginger woman.
giant heart attack goislop
tiny greasy broccoli on top
giving forrens your money is akin to treason
tiny greasy broccoli on top
makes it elfy innit
What the fuck is that
What have the bames got to say about getting flooded by jeets?
The upper body strength of a 65 year old woman
It's pretty good, anon, N G L
especially if she's shaved her pubes into a nice little design
I am alarmed to read about this trade deal with the POOs. Indians are filthy rapist cunts who we do not want in this country, never mind that they wont be paying NI for 3 years.
Complete gross betrayal of Britain, I honestly dont know how much more of this I can take.
Depressing.
BAME Lodger or Wasp Lodger, the choice is yours
well, if you will keep voting labour...
How much BAME poo do you reckon is in there?
And letting them touch your food. Fucking grim.
A literal handful
Everyone knows what filthy bastards jeets are nowadays. See the state of india. Horrible cunts.
gingers smell of pish
i
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s
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m
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>>>>>>>>>>pish
The state mandated minimum is 1 poo particle per 5 food particles.
How dare you think you're better than me? screams the jeet as he rubs cow shit all over himself while necking pints of piss and awaiting his next rape
who we do not want in this country
they're already here in mass droves, more than you realise mate. i live in cumbria middle of fuck all nowhere, 99% white with the odd chink in my 20 odd years of living, suddenly there's groups of pakis and indians congregating. they run the dominos in the town over, all the delivery drivers from amazon etc are all indian too. it's over unless people have the same attitude towards jeets as they do pakis and muslims
fancy an oily tit wank lad ?
Well if you insist
Checked and lol'd at reverse image
why is she wearing safety goggles? Explosive ejaculate?
they use their bare hands to wipe their arses don't even wash em afterwards
One of your 5-a-day, that.
1 of the 5 a day innit
Swat it dead
saar it is not cow shit it is GRASS seasoning
Where are these jeets going to live?
it's faulty
but actually it's superior to us and our science because it just is
You've been taken for a ride lad.
hotels
"He gets it"
nuclear PSI splooge levels my lad
Jeets are like clowns in a little car when it comes to houses; one semi detached can contain 39 or so jeets
kek
aye, you can lead the horse to the oasis...........
ginger
shaved her pubes
Why?
A curry house chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with his hands - because he doesn't use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons', a court heard.
Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, had an empty bottle in his kitchen which inspectors discovered was covered in fecal matter.
He said he filled the bottle with water from the kitchen taps and used it to clean his bottom after visiting the toilet - and did not use loo paper for cultural reasons.
Sharks keep moving forward, chicken cross the road.
Indians shit in the street
100 year waiting list
You certainly are a disgusting brown homosexual paedophile, no wonder you're sticking up for your fellow jeets and jews 24/7/365, truly a kosher paedophile through and through you are ngl, plus lest we forget your ukrainian scat fetish
I hear this guy prepares munchy boxes these days
Ignoring the part where we should be nuking subhumans, what is the woman even doing with the brush?
So we're giving up on law and order and planning regulations under this trade deal?
Cute little heart shape for Valentines day
hmmm
How come lad?
just rent from a paki on housing bennies chud
I love Cumbria , me. I went to art collegel there, a long time ago. Sorry to hear its been infected with cunts.
not so they're gone entirely, so they're neat and tidy
cor my willy's gone big
Water. It's called water.
Aliens didn't make the hole, mate, just some cavemen with too much time on their hands.
Hey England, what's your favorite food again? Chiken Tikka Masala? Is that your grandparent's recipe or is it older than that?
10 to a room just like they do in Canada. Loads of indian landlords too. They want nothing more than to fill their dilapidated properties with 20 jeets.
Happening already for sure, there was recent example of this in Canada as well.
yes. Nothing overrides the knackered economy
I hear this guy prepares munchy boxes these days
New takeaway meal idea; squelchy boxes.
Runny, sloppy, spicy goop.
Bares more than a passing resemblance to shite.
IF YOU HATE INDIA RAISE YOUR HAND
IF YOU HATE INDIA RAISE YOUR HAND
IF YOU HATE INDIA RAISE YOUR HAND
RAISE YOUR HAND
RAISE YOUR HAND
RAISE IT UP
I remember one vid they were carrying around the bisected corpse of a rotting child as some sort of religious thing. These 'people' should be wiped from the earth.
1.5 million new builds on the green belt
Any info on this Indian trade deal and how is it different from the one Sunak made?
>Cute little heart shape for Valentines day
That is a bit romantic tbf
I'd say nuke them, but you'd never get rid of the smell after that.
10 to a room
imagine the smell
She should have gifted him a nude one, those tits are cracking
Double tax agreements are pretty standard desu
you cannot say that with a strait face. It clearly had a purpose. Astronomical levels of numeric literacy.
we have no tools to replicate the levels of precision. Stone masons the world over visit in awe.
just a cave jeet
no
just a cave men
Just check the (((BBC))), it's frontpage news for now.
Chiken Tikka Masala?
Pretty sure the idea that stuff is our national dish was a New Labour psyop, part of the 'we're multicultural now and that's a good thing' bullshit that was being promoted 20-25 years ago.
New takeaway meal idea; squelchy boxes.
Runny, sloppy, spicy goop.
mmm, wtf I love immigration now!
If jeets detest white people so much, yeah, riddle me this, why do they love coming here?
Yep, most likely. It's wild how thin skinned they are. You can quite literally say anything about, especially Christians on Reddit, but the moment you even quote a Jewish person saying something fucked up, it's banned with some seething mod note when you ask what you were banned for.
What I love the most is that whenever anyone asks "Why do we support Israel to this level wtf?" people always blame Christians, which means "elite religious conspiracy to influence politics" is 100% perfectly fine if you say it about Christians and to a lesser extent muzzies, but god forbid elite establishment Jewish people actually ever have biases or use their positions to push certain narratives and agendas, that's just "nazi" speak. (just ignore they literally had trucks driving around harvard with "If you criticize Israel, remember who controls industries and your future careers!" messages on them lmao)
I thought they were earmarked for boatwogs?
we get cheaper imports from india (clothes, shoes etc)
they get cheaper products from us (cars etc)
indians can come over here and not pay national insurance for 3 years but have to pay extra on nhs
basically allowing companies to profit and fucking over normal people with brownies that stink of shite, as per usual
Gingers smell of pee because they have no soul. Having no soul leaves a void in the human body, which the common or garden gingers fill with excess urine to stop them being crushed like a tin can in a vacuum. Over time, this stored urine becomes stale and the foul miasma permeates their hair, their clothes, and their place of work.
Biology innit.
or into an arrow pointing downwards with a cheeky little writing message above it
Why are brits such faggots? I can't wait to go back to my country
The national dish is clearly the roast anyway
These people are our equals. Our greaters, even.
What's your country? Nigeria?
This is England 2026
aww, poor baby, not getting bullied are you? cunt
haggis taco night init
I made a funny (to me) post about what ''it'' means in this context but deleted it because I dont want plod to kick my door in over domestic terrorism. Shame we live in a country like this.
Full up now. It's ok lads they are Welsh people I ordered from.
they still eat off the floor
forgot piccy x
Did you tip your turdjeet delivery driver?
So what's the theories on the Iranian terrorist thing?
If it's Iranian Government linked. Maybe targeting Iranian exiles? If it's Iranian exile linked, MEK maybe?
Mass terrorism isn't Iran's style typically. That's Saudi Wahabbi stuff. It would also be bizarre for Iran to do this now when they are trying to normalize relations.
Welsh people
They wanna take r roasts off us and make us eat paki swill
The greatest country in the world faggot. Bongistan is gone. Me and the girlfriend will flee soon, I stole her from you btw
Even the women?
Imagine throwing a molo into that room
interview elderly stonemasons whose job is to cut rocks
"Woah, who would cut a room out of a rock and smooth it? That's just stupidly expensive. In fact masonry is such an unprofitable business we're literally a dying breed of old white men, some of us Semitic, and the turd world skipped masonry and went straight to steel or stayed on wood."
What's wrong with an autistic cavejeet just making a cube? There were autistic jeet princes who built autistic astronomy gardens that were scientifically, economically and practically useless but mathematically interesting.
The masons don't even bother to figure it out they just say
well they must have started doing everything at once and it was going to be perfect, but they never finished it, and I don't actually know what they did to carve the room, so yeah
wow! Nothing! It's fucking nothing!
seems rather small lad
you already eaten?
Welsh
The driver was Welsh and I don't tip, who does
Old speckled hen
Good lad
The roast curry.
Funny how by "greatest country in the world" we all know you mean america. I kneel.
talking with boomer uncle
he sees how shit things are now, how expensive it is, how difficult it is for younger people
So what do you think he reckons the cause is? Jobs being exported abroad? Mass migration making wages shit? The pandemic shutting down the economy? Nope, it was all the cause of BrExIt!!! Fucking retarded boomers.
Removing the fish scales, didn't think they'd bother a jeet given he covers it in shit 5 minutes later
haggis in a can
Didn't like the sound of it at first, but it's probably ok
Alright, Enoch.
this may be true for the men, but the women are the true aryan race
Brexit did this
National religion along with are NHS.
thai for me
Everything was sunshine and roses before brexit they called it the golden age
But the scales are still there?
She doesn't even try?
Kind of amusing to think that her whoring herself out on social media probably saved her life.
They genuinely are thick
You reckon? I'd prepare to leave without your girlfriend if I were you
She doesn't even try
Sums up their entire work ethic tbqh
I have a theory for the degree of precision. it had to be some form of symmetrical cutting, its impossible even for machines to cut to that standard repeatedly.
Its a legit wonder of the world relegated to maths geeks because people refuse to fucking understand just how "wtf" it really is
youtube.com
U TOTAL MELT
Indians are worse than pakis.
He's a rotund lad
be jeet
cycle 159 miles from your shared room in Bradford to deliverywog in London
have running street battle with boatwogs trying to take your orders on a duplicate deliverywog account
get sheisted by feral nigger looking for easy prey
cycle 159 miles to your room
Iqbal has shitting sickness
your bed is covered in shit
Sleep
don't shower
repeat
pakis and jeets are the same, it's just one is muslim and all the caveats that come with that and the other reveres cow shit
machines aren't accurate
He says on a space age device.
The nigger RP accent is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard
Me and the girlfriend will flee soon
Dubai? Enjoy getting cucked mate
Steady on
And this is still better than living a single millisecond in india
lmfao
Don't they make the meat out of the little girls they kidnap and rape, or is that a hate crime for you to read this?
to cut granite repeatedly no mistakes allowed
1 shot
Right lads I'm off to make dindins.
Home made chicken skewers with chorizo, red peppers, onion and mushrooms on it and rice.
Chickens been marinaded for 24h of course.
Indians are much, much worse. At least pakis are universally regarded as savages, indians larp as civilized while they're the worst subhuman turds to ever exist. Plus they're 6x the pop size.
I tried to explain other countries, including those in the EU are having similar issues but I don't think he listened. Kept rambling about socialism or something. He brought politics up out of nowhere. When he asked where the toilet was (he was visiting) he said something about us hiding migrants and/or Kier Starmer upstairs, I think as some sort of joke.
Charlene Downes
they're both literally the same just one side worships a moon god and the others worship literal poo demons
that pronunciation of 'Fanta'
HOW CAN WE STOP THE JEETS FROM COMING HERE?
We cant let them get away with this, once theyre in, they wont go back and they will send for all their disgusting family and friends to join them.
to a 1.000 of a millimeter
impossible even my the most high tech laser cutting we have
For me, it's when the Slavwog couldn't even land an entry level position at Microsoft because he failed the very first programming test that Durgajeets easily pass. (Fizzbuzz)
True 140IQ greatness.
To earn his stripes, he now relentless sucks off any Jeet that visits Warsaw, begging them to lay pipe so he can harvest their intellect through is ringpiece, intellect that dwarfs his own.
Way to go, Wogdan!
#ButeroPride
The national dish is clearly the roast anyway
It's been superseded by bameslop
kek. Demon poo cows
No wonder you're seething, your fellow jeets are getting blown the fuck out lmfao, truly a shitskinned 20IQ brown homosexual you are NGL
make sure you eat it all, you're a growing boy afterall
fantouahhh (fanta)
oiah fowne (iphone)
oaiii oaiiyhha (A.I)
waaiii fwaiihh (wifi)
etc
ordered myself a stormzy meal off uber eats lads
eta 25 minutes
The biggest losers in this trade deal are going to be dole mongs. You can't import a billion jeets and let them all on the dole and they won't be contributing to the bennie mongs with free NI contributions and they're all going to need to live somewhere. Bennie mongs think they're untouchable for some reason. This trade deal has just changed the entire landscape of benniemongism as a career path
lmfao this, he's been done (again)
we need more jeetslayers like you
You're not thinking about this india deal, lads. WE can now migrate to India whenever we want! It's easier than ever to start a business in india. It's a growing economy and the world's biggest market and biggest democracy. This is your opportunity to get your foot in the door. It's a good thing!
Adrian, also spelled Hadrian (born before 637, died 710), was a North African scholar in Anglo-Saxon England and the abbot of Saint Peter's and Saint Paul's in Canterbury.
He wasn't even black ffs!
Where's Philippa of Hainault?
if you thought boriswave was bad
get ready for keithwave
Why does the portrait look like she's saying "HUUUURRRR" like a retard?
mental how we could have had a really nice country where every town is the cotswolds but greed and jewry has turned it into a jeet dystopian nightmare, at least 1984 was white lol
no one is moving to india, not a single person
Its not about the money. Its the time. You can claim but you have to work cash in hand. Don't feed the beast that hates you.
Why can't I go to Spain ffs
low it fan'aw
Lmao this, there isn't a single, not a single benefit from brown immigration
a stormzy meal
Did you get stabbed?
Cause she's half a retard that's why
Anon, it's a hollowed out rock. You can just keep scraping if you make a mistake.
You pay tax on everything you buy
she probably was and is
at least 1984 was white lol
kek
Brexit means Brexit
WE can now migrate to India
why the fuck would I even want to do that
have you not played pindia?
He wasn't even black ffs!
Same with Septimius Severus
lmao
Why does the portrait look like she's saying "HUUUURRRR" like a retard?
Because she IS a retard.
Stormzy
Knighthood soon
at least 1984 was white
That might be the grimmest thing I have ever read.
thats another thing, there is no mistakes
The good thing about Brexit was that we dragged the midwit non achievers down with us cause they're not able to escape either as they have no skills another country wants
America is being made great again while the UK sinks into the abyss, sad
What's that
mad how denchs hench bollocks broke lil bognan and now he spends every thread begging for dick pics and writing about pakis bumming him lmfao
I've watched those videos from paki PewDiePie. Even he says the place is a dirty shithole and don't eat the food unless you want to die. Why would I go there when I could go to Vietnam or Cambodia, which I wouldn't because they're third world as well
morning lads
ok shartquandrious.
I'm beginning to regret my vote. Can we have another vote please
Mad how both josh and dench, both paedophiles, turn at the same time, surely a coincidence lmao
morning
doing them in batches
having six in total that’s the whole tin
also
try to post
woops error you have to wait 10 entire minutes now for no reason
woggy and his nonces are actively working against me now
walk down your 600 year old hallway to your 18th toilet
lined with servants in white gloves
in between them are countless treasures dating back 1000 years
the beauty and meaning is unparalleled
you are the envy of billions
any woman would prostrate herself for even the slightest sniff of your precum stained custom tailored boxer shorts
today I will marry a half black divorcee and call my dad racist and leave this house to go live in a mcmansion in california
Why are white people like this?
Voting is rigged, always has been. The reasons is much more sinister. They plan to demographically replace us in our own homeland because of the jewish religion.
probably aliens then, although I don't see why they would make a hole in the ground and then fuck off home
New
When
Ready
Are you the yank itt who made the retarded decision of visiting Britain?
go to google maps
go to india
drop a street view pin down
circle round 260 degrees and IF you CAN'T see rubbish/debris/people shitting you win
New pajeet wave will drop when?
Don't worry, r Keef is going to lead us back into the EU but somehow without the freedom of movement for Brits. We're going to get the worst of every world
It's a hole.
Nah it's dench the paedophile posting through his paedo proxy site
oblivon remaster was fuckin shit
uninstalled
It's like Todd Howard and Skyrim, every few years they re-release the jeetwave and everyone laps it up
no, its not aliens
they were just very high IQ
over
Ignore him. Post cats.
It's worse than that, he gave up flying a fucking Apache for some mutt yatch girl, utterly baffling. I guess there's just something inherently wrong with gingers
There's something about ginger haired men that makes them gigantic cuckolds, must be a genetic thing.
>go to google maps
>go to birmingham
>drop a street view pin down
>circle round 260 degrees and IF you CAN'T see rubbish/debris/people shitting you win
fair enough geezaar
enjoy them
it is to the midwits and retards
hits hard, man. Clearly they're only going to build new houses for migrants
New
When
Ready
Ordered myself a custom Jade Goody Meal the other day
They're working towards making sure you can't leave this island and take any money with you.
Sell your house and leave with the proceeds?
sounds like you're a far right racist to me.
funds confiscated
you may now leave the country
you're either brown, a moron, or trolling
either way
lmfao
Fuck off yank
maybe they just had a good technique? A lot to be said about the societal brain and knowledge being stored and practiced simultaneously. There is shit the victorians engineered that we can't do today for that reason.
I missed caturday so why not
Fuck off, Marty Shartz.
downloading whatsapp so I can text scouse dave and this was what I saw on the home page
the memes makes themselves
Memeing aside you can easily move to Ireland, obtain their citizenship and then do what you want
Real new
Second cobra called, everyone please attend as there may be a vote
Not posting in that yank new
I'm trolling you with facts
birmingham is a fucking shit hole
what
gifted
Gift is not a verb, ever. It's a noun, or an adjective, but not a verb. She gave it as a gift, not "gifted" it.
Noice
thats is a possibility, But the precision is beyond explanation. If we can figure out its purpose as a function we'd likely have a better idea of how they did it
a shithole because of the imported forrens and everyone knows it you diliberately disingenuous fuckwit
Has there been a crossed wire or something? Yes it is full of pakis, like india. India is a shit hole. Birmingham is a shit hole.
apparently you can detect surface roughness with your finger to the level of a single molecule. Maybe they just had a good technique *is* the explanation.
I could have done it with a bit of string and some chalk
Nu britons, anon. They're called nu Britons
I ate the lot mate it was delicious