UK and India agree trade deal after three years of talks
bbc.co.uk
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bbc.co.uk
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bbc.co.uk
Tributes paid to two riders killed in motorcycle race
bbc.co.uk
Mark Gordon to represent himself in court, baby death retrial told
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UK's Deliveroo to be bought by US firm DoorDash in £2.9bn deal
This is the bread
Josh is a paedophile
Oh great the shithead is awake
I'm an ephebophile
trust me saaar we will remove the immigrants
Cobra beer
Could go for a squelchybox for din dins right now...
Goyslopbox
As he's paler than the average jeet he probably loathes them and will gladly catapult them into the sea
gentlemen the cobra is now in session, please can I have your vote
We need immigrants to pay for our pensions but they are exempt from paying for our pensions
lmfao
make a massive yorkie
fill it with gravy and meat
sosij lamb and chicken
cor
Why can't anons simply put a frozen meal into the oven or cook from scratch
Josh is a 40 year old paedophile who runs a paedophile network with sosban dench and dago and the other paedophiles. They share CP on their little tranny discord server. Remember josh has been banned for CP multiple times and posted the proof of his bans. Why do you think they all use a paedophile IP proxy? Hint: it's because they're paedophiles
Finally a chance to meddle in foreign elections
Replace deliverywogs with deliverycats.
>make a massive yorkie
Fill it with roast lamb and mint gravy.
not deliverydogs
THIS
haram innit
Do you reckon Lowe’s party will have enough traction to pose a threat them by next election
No! You don't put the meat in. The pud is a separate course. The pud and the gravy are like ur soop, for starters.
obviously not a yorkie
damn straight
Boggy's thread got jannied. Again.
Maybe they're lazytoeragmaxxing?
My complements to he chef. Thats a very nice graphic. Well done!
xcancel.com
Downing Street Can’t Say If Starmer Has Even Watched Rape Gang Documentary
Fictional drama, 4-hour runtime. Starmer watches in full, calls it a "documentary".
Actual documentary, 71 mins, about a national scandal his government is ignoring. Starmer refuses to be interviewed for it and can't be bothered to watch.
Two-tier Keir at it again!
Why does he keep doing it?
bognonces thread got jannied so he's gonna be crying all night, but that's nothing new lmfao
who are we kidding, lowe is just going to join the tories and run for leadership against jenrick, splitting them (again)
It's a hate crime to post on here but they don't have a clue who I am
Seethe jeet
you delivery driver has taken a bite out of your chicken burger
I'd be OK with this
Wasn't the leader of one of the grooming gangs Sikh?
5 mins left on the motion to pass the jeet trade deal bill
rules are for smalllads who don't care about their physique
I think they were all pretty sick, mate
Sikhs fought back against pakis grooming their kids. I think pakis targeted Sikhs first
I already had the cat pic, lad.
sick of it lads
A Sikh lad was the head of one
Wouldn't mind some sausage and chips rn tbhwy lads.
He's just miserable because he's alone in his house (flat) all day with no human interaction because everyone in his life dislikes him.
lol you're indian lmao
yay
nay
Fucking yank nonsense
The cats could probably reach the more inaccessible places, say if they had to climb up walls or something.
The lad on the left
I'd rather have a cat deliver food than some disgusting third worlder
britische licht...BRITISCHE LICHT!!!
This is what people keep forgetting when they try to make it about region, culture, religion, etc.
They're all the same.
Amere Singh Dhaliwal was convicted of 54 separate counts including 22 rapes involving 11 girls
The vote is in:
The Nays have it
The Nays have it
UNLOCK
What have you done for your local BAME community lately?
Did someone say No human interaction?
but I'm a good lad
aye, but they were bro-tier rapes for sure
Yeah I said it
looks like he has high paki admixture which would explain it
probably a muslim larping as a sikh to get access to sikh kids
The NOs have it, drop this nay yank bullshit you utter spastic.
wtf kind of stupid cope is this?
He's a sikh paedophile. To assume they don't exist is fucking retarded
Once it comes into force, which could take up to a year, UK consumers are likely to benefit from the reduction in tariffs on goods coming into the country from India, the Department for Business and Trade said.
That includes lower tariffs on:
clothing and footwear
foodstuffs including frozen prawns
jewellery and gems
Infinity pajeets, and we get cheaper prawns
Me gramps was a Yorkie and hed lecture us on pudding etiquette whenever we had a roast. I suffered it, now you suffer it. Or as he'd say
this int tut carv rey yer no.
I wonder if comments like these are just bait to get (You)s or you're actually this much of a nigger brained shitskin lover, either way kys.
kys brownoid vermin
you're a paedophile
orange kot
That package is definitely not getting delivered
Lol, aren't you an alcoholic slav
looks like he has high paki admixture
What the fuck does that even mean, they're all the same - brown
clothing and footwear
because people buy rags and sandals en masse
frozen prawns
because people eat frozen prawns en masse, and we don't live next to a sea that has prawns
jewellery and gems
people with half a brain don't buy gems anyway
I think it's obvious which british citizens will benefit from that the most.
Cobra adjourned until we can get enough votes to pass the bill
wogdan having another melty after his thread got killed faster than his petition lmfao
Pointing out correct info makes me brown, does it. Retarded Scot
The deal also contains a so-called double contribution convention, which will exempt temporary Indian workers in Britain and their employers from making social security contributions in Britain for three years.
More fucking handouts. I really hate this place
kys brownoid vermin
based gramps tbf
I'll keep it in mind from now on
i like pooman
Our Frogger, who shart in heaven, hallowed be thy BAME. Thy bringdom come, thy will be bummed, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for thine is the bringdom, the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. BAMEn.
cat racism
kys paedophile
Same tbhwy.
Why won't paki wogench show me his cock?
He certainly is a cowardly brown faggot.
I heard someone argue that no NI contributions means they won't be able to claim from the system.
Not sure how that works.
keep posting kitty cats frens
make this thread comfy
Sorry but it's the truth
Our Frogger, who shart in heaven,
Hallowed be thy BAME.
Thy Bringdom come,
Thy will be bummed—
In Aldi, as it is in Asda.
Give us this day our daily Greggs,
And forgive us our gibs,
As we forgive those who nick our bikes
And cry on TikTok.
Lead us not into gender studies,
But deliver us from cringe,
For thine is the Bringdom,
The power, the 85-inch telly,
And the full council exemption,
Forever and ever, BAMEn.
They would have NRTPF but if they're a guardian and are caring for someone then that goes out the window. Reminder they only have to be here 4 years to get ILR and get full bennies, they aren't on some special work only visa
blasphemy is cringe as fuck lad
She could only come up with 2 examples, one of them vague
He's a circumcised jew
why
tranny wanks
I saw a cat today, one of those dark grey ones, he was just sat there in the ground
I just had slow-cooked beef brisket (5 hours) with baby potatoes, chantenay carrots and mushrooms in a red wine gravy (onions, celery and a little garlic were fried off with the brisket in beef dripping and thickened with flour, the pan was de-glazed with red wine and all of it went in to the slow cooker).
Only Big Lads™ will understand how truly gout-inducing this is.
synchronised cumshots with the gf (male)
advanced manufacturing of poo
Sikhs are bro tier
In the ground or on the ground?
they couldn't even run an iron over that flag
absolute shit show
jeet goblinas are so fucking ugly holy shit lmfao
Lads this Indian tax break is simply not on
Trafalgar Square next saturday
Be there or be a quare
holding hands with your partner as you walk into a mens public bathroom
hes funny
brown hands
Ugh, mongs and social media
I'm ashkenazi but I identify as white
- wogdan "show me your penis" koshertits
He's right tbf, Yorkshires are a starter
Sick of what?
Have you had din dins yet?
Yeah just sat on the floor, just kind of not even doing anything just there in the floor
True, REAL patriots fought for our country to be sold to the jews
But the hohols do?
do indian femboys exist?
wish it would happen, but honestly, protesting doesn't actually do anything
brits still eat like the luftwaffe were flying over
You know what works? Attacking indians on the streets.
Or even better, liberal politicians.
national interest
but not our nation
Just start wrecking
Shake cakes in supermarket, abandon frozen goods in trollies next to the rotisserie chickens etc
Just do masses of damage legally
OMG
Not keen on them, especially when they screech at 3 in the morning and shit on the garden
Guys I know what to do about the Indian trade deal. Let's have another petition!
Jeetslop bait account
Starmer emulating the EU
real jews are white
i'm a 140iq software engineer
LMAO
Ginger lads are alright
Josh tried to rape his sister and his underage cousin and he fingered his mum. He's also a paedophile who runs a paedophile discord where sosban, dench and dago share CP with him
absolute jeet tier post
even has the slop alarm
Super secret cobra meeting mate, might be a python
one hand in the cradle and one in the grave is what they call him
keep posting kitty cats frens
make this thread comfy
posting kots in bread
twatter is absolute garbage, full of turd world ESL jeetoids desperately trying to make a buck by larping as whatever
ai pfp jeet account
They're crazy
love this feline nigga
Did you pat?
There’s a lot of speculation online
Can confirm.
twatter is absolute garbage, full of turd world ESL jeetoids desperately trying to make a buck by larping as whatever
don't live next to a sea that has prawns
North sea prawns are some of the finest in the world. That's why the french insist on fishing our waters despite the agreement.
fake news. They already call them that
Wouldn't surprise me. They did it the BNP, so why not. The precedent is already there.
There is speculation online
topkek
He a good boy
yea thanks Nigel, I still remember you said you wouldn't send them all home
creasing at the subhuman turd worlder ESL jeetoid desperately seething through his paedo proxy site NGL.
you're all too upset to appreciate that post
iPhones with free fecal matter
Keirs number one priority was getting the best deal possible for the UK but not the far right racists or the people smuggling gangs
I'll show you fuckin crazy, you cheeky cunt.
sarcasm matey. im well aware of the abundance of marine life in the north sea
There's not many round here because it's mostly browns, but the amount of feces on the street is probably the same
fuck off, jew. Show Israeli flag
Your cats will end up mixed into a curry
the french insist on fishing our waters
If we were a real country then we would fire on them.
will there be femboys in gta 6?
Might start wearing jeet style clothing, fuck it why not
Nah he was looking aloof, wouldn't have appreciated it
rags and sandals
A jeet just flew over me house!
Were there any in the last one?
The American "vibe shift" fills me with hope for the future while the British moment doesn't feel like a vibe shift at all, I am filled with dread, this contrast is what's worrying me.
Just import Indians to live in fishing villages, allow them to dodge national insurance contributions, and become a global fishing power again.
Yeah, if you're playing it, faggot.
fuck it why not
Because you'll look like a jeet
Forgot to say the other day there was a huge England flag flying in Birmingham on St George's day, you could see it right on the M6 so I guess that's something
Cheap prawns tho, that's a really big win, starting to warm up to rStarms tbf
Then explain this?
pajeet puts odour eaters in his sandals
walks three steeps and disappears
jeet trade will make food better
Might be a bit chilly.
The American "vibe shift" is smoke and mirrors, they're making some limited progress in some limited areas but the promised mass deportations?
looks all right, that
yvette cooper wasn't told about the national insurance cut for jeets in the deal
sarr its donut yes
femboys
kin ell lad. lucia isn't fit enough for you?
I'm endogomous and even i would pump her silly
idk i dont think so
FURTHER AND FASTER
what's this piece of shit, I ordered a donut
going to have to start killing these traitors I think
femboys
Stop it.
Femboys are gay.
Lusting after them is gay.
are they geniunely trying to ruin the country? honest and truly asking
like, it's not even subtle
im just like not digging her vibe man
Longer stronger
Femboys are gay.
what would be the point if they weren't
Daft punk predicted this
Trevor was into that
Just having a bit of a play.
They want to rejoin the EU. They have no interest in negotiating a proper deal.
could that be because you're queer?
shame really. I hope you are freed from your illness anon
Kek
money in working people's pockets
Landlords.
Get some proper nosh down you!
Tax free jeets, millions of 'em
hope you have fun pleasuring yourself to all the jason and lucia stuff or whatever
That cat looks a bit poncey
ominously truthful trips
of course they do though, they don't really care for democracy, if they did they wouldn't be pushing for the total culteral destruction of the nation
jeet street tent camps
i wont be pleasuring myself to that kek
Yeah this is what he means by further and faster. he's got to destroy the country in record time before he gets ousted.
its not even funny. im quite upset by this.
Yeah, you would know poncey. You see it every time you look in a mirror.
They have no interest in negotiating a proper deal.
Oh god, I'm getting 2016-2019 flashbacks
its ok man you dont have to explain yourself to me i wont kinkshame you
ngl I could go for that right now, pretty cheap for £3
the fact it has been named as a strategy means it's known of, and presumably been practiced for decades
fuck me dead
4 more years of this shit.
Irreparable damage.
The question is, why is he doing it?
Shit tier villains.
If we were a sensible country, we would declare total war on India and Pakistan. We need to destroy those cunts.
the cat is poncey I agree with you
I was right
Conveniently ignoring Bangladesh means you're brown
thx fren
Davosocracy innit. They want to destroy Britain because they fear what would happen if we became a nation again. Same thing with the Gerrys.
Did Josh find out where Josh lives so josh can kill josh? He's a very special glownigger and he's highly dangerous
im quite upset by this.
aye me too.
I'm trying to not let it get to me too much but I am actually really pissed off
no NI contributions for 3 years
distract from pissreal invading gaza
he'll have his retirement plot picked out on the coast
apparently the jeets can now also vote in UK elections under this deal?
x.com
No one but the embassy is gonna want to work in India though
source or gtfo
Let’s cross our fingers and hope the India Pakistan conflict goes nuclear.
That’s buy some time.
Nah they'll implement votes for jeets in time for the next GE
labour actively going out of their way to fuck over british workers on every front
but wagies will still say you're wrong for not waging like them
they don't even have toilets, and this bint thinks they even have a universal NI system?
see the mad lads have made the blue prints to create a fucking god
youtube.com
I'm sure all 5 of them will rejoice
youtube.com
how many fucking times do I have to do this for you turbo niggers
Who wants to go to India
what did you do sir?
DINDIN STATUS: HAD
REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EVAC OVER
I REPEAT, DINDIN STATUS: HAD
bu-but I NEED to be a wage cuck and pay taxes to support our replacement, otherwise people may call me a neet and that's a mean word! :(
also Josh is a neet and if I'm like him then that's bad too, bet Josh drinks water too, I'll stop doing that too!
assuming this is real, the military has already developed and used it, and that's why it's on normietube
see where it says [embed] ?
that's why your robot never worked
Indians with permanent residency have been able to vote in UK general elections for decades. It's funny that barely anyone knows that though.
also Josh is a neet and if I'm like him then that's bad too, bet Josh drinks water too, I'll stop doing that too!
corrr stop it lad I'm nofap
vibrant and diverse
"""brits"""
Like the former British Proime Ministah.
My blood pressure is through the fucking roof with this. We all know the country's been fucked rotten by immigration, but now theyve even give up the pretence of 'boiling the frog' slowly- theyve turned the dial up to max heat, and their only explanation is 'fuck you. frog.''
dirty fuckng bastards.
cracking radio
crrrrrrr ANON COME IN
CRRRR POST WILLY
OVER?
[response if under duress: you won't]
'brits'
kek just sneezed dead hard and someone outside shouted bless you
White women
The radiant photo of a UK diplomat as an Indian bride is being showed with love by netizens. Rhiannon Harries, deputy trade commissioner in South Asia, posted a photo of her wedding to an Indian.
EMP blast
oh noooo all that hard work gone
based aroma enjoyer
You're on no fap? Sheeeeeit I better jerk it to the most degenerate shit every hour then.
New
sub atomic particles to grow microchips....
where are they getting this from
AND WHY IS IT GROWING IN THE FUCKING VAXIES!?
i hear you mate, it's genuinely apalling
It's probably already out for all I know
Thought about this while I was cooking my own curry earlier. I didn't stick my hand in it. But then I couldn't because it was COOKING.
In loads of these, the jeet sticks his hand in the food. Meaning it can't be any more than 60°, if it's even hot at all.
FAF
Further and Faster
Surveys & Market Data
April 30, 2025
fico.com
i tried to get AI to give me a trend line but it just said it had a code execution failure
Too early.
i hate this guy man this jeet single handedly fucked our reputation fucking slumjeet im gonna arson that slum i swear
arson
Is that your name?
lmao
no like set it on fire, arson isnt an indian name tho i understand why it might sound like to you
No that we have Anschlussed with India (it was only a matter of time let's be real) what is your Jeet name going to be?
Turdwalla
yall need to stop immigrtion man, our of india migration is sucking india dry of its skilled workforce i hate it when some topperjeet studies in a govt funded uni then leaves the country cuz muh "wuality af laife saar, i need yt wamen, taex lyk evrope serve like ruganda saar, cantry nevar gib me anythin" stemcellcurryjeets need to be whipped and made to work minimum wage in TCS on a 70 hour work week schedule it might be dystopian and tyrannical but its the only way to fix this shithole
Kumirand Ramitdeep.
Based you're alreet Ranjeet lad
dafuq man thats not my name snownigger
shivumdeep Updarsh
i hate it when some topperjeet studies in a govt funded uni then leaves the country cuz muh "wuality af laife saar...cantry nevar gib me anythin
A lot of snobby middle class cunts are the same here. They get trained here in the UK at out expense then fuck off to Australia or somewhere else. And there's a similar thing with so called nationalists fucking off. They claim to care about muh country, muh people but the moment things get slightly tough for them, they fuck off. No loyalty. I hope whichever country they move to call them out for the opportunistic rats jumping ship they are.
yall yties pls genocide the minimumwagejeets and deport the skilledjeets so we can put them into slave labour in our companies and help improve this country and its economy
total traitorjeet death is the solution
Takit Hardindeep
Suqit Yuuself Khant
Just a bit of bantz Rakesh chill
i hate how traitorjeets leave the country then claim to be patriots on the independence day, their patriotism only comes out on the independence day dammit they dont see how the same taxes they pay to america are used to fund pakistan and insurgencies in india by the cia and the jews god pls kill all traitorjeets theyre worse than the muzzies
fuck u snownigger go fetch your spotted dicks
piss off josh you sad fat cunt
sad
yea maybe depressed aswell
fat
no
cunt
bloody benchod how dare you!!!!
Two men have been arrested after a customer was stabbed to death in a city centre bank.
The customer, aged in his 30s, was assaulted inside the Lloyds bank in St Peter's Street in Derby at about 14:30 BST on Tuesday, police said.
The pedestrianised street and nearby East Street remain taped off.
A man in his 40s has been arrested on suspicion of murder, while another aged in his 30s was arrested on suspicion of assisting an offender.
Both suspects were detained at about 18:00 at an address in Western Road, Normanton. They remained in police custody, Derbyshire Police said.
The victim was yet to be formally identified but his family had been made aware, the force added.
is there anyone more tedious than jordan peterson