/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE $200 BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION EDITION

He's a socialist who doesn't like some nigging and things, many such cases.

White Boy Summer: The Game

i need to sniff the outnumbered couches

$700K

$700K

$700K

$700K

givesendgo.com/ShilohHendrix

AWOO

If you don't bend the knee and agree with them 100% you're an alt-right nazi chud.

she does it again!

can stay if they marry incels

That's called green card. Throw in some cash, and we'll think about it.

They didn't show any gameplay so it's going to be ass 100%.

1M by the weekend! I'd take a bag for doing little.

How many times is he going to repeat the lie that the US subsidizes Canada?

I already said it last thread. Fuck off back to your containment threads.

IN TODAYS NEWS!!

The FBI is finally doing their jobs and is cracking down on foreign espionage at home and is about to start joining in on the fun over at ICE.

Everyone is a foreign spy until further notice.

know who else liked to hold military parades?

hitler

you're all a bunch of welfare niggers

How many times are you faggots going to take our money?

AWOO! LEAFS HAVE FORGOTTON WHAT THE STANLEY CUP LOOKS LIKE SINCE THEY HAVEN'T HAD IT SINCE 1993 LMAO! THIS IMAGE WILL BE ALL THEY KNOW FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE TOO AWOO! GET RAKED LEAFS!
CHECKED AWOO!
Pick your pussy, it's your one and only chance. Pussy is back on the menu boys! Lmao.

kek

...well regulated Militia, being NECESSARY to the security of a Free State... The People to Keep and Bear Arms...

youtu.be/oIZb3HzP_TY

It's not. Your existence depends on us buying your stuff.
It's why you freaked out shitting and farting everywhere over the idea of us expanding our own lumber industry.

TRUMP LIVE!

Link!?!?!

Imagine having the last name like Carnie.

Blimpf and the leaf are live in front of the fireplace

youtube.com/live/hB7tINFs2mg

no links just avatarfags and tripfags

Thank you

I am a Anon Babble triple crown recipient. I'm exempt from such a title.

Nope. You're done. Find some things to do outside of 4cuck because it ain't gonna be spent posting here. Thanks.

...well regulated Militia, being NECESSARY to the security of a Free State... The People to Keep and Bear Arms...

youtu.be/eVNGezUMGto

youtube.com/watch?v=KCplebZOivM

You’re quite possibly one of the worst

thanks anon, I do love my shitposting all over those fucking leafs, can get quite involved sometimes... lots of raking to do

MAGA

This anon speaks the truth.

Wow. Carney just said all the things Trump would like to hear.

now that canada's PM is trumps best friend will their boomers hate trump less?

In what way does the US subsidize Canada?

Carney will get the Zelensky treatment at the White House.

I'm actually curious: What happens to Trudeau if Trump does annex Canada? I know he's banned from Russia.

Make Paris Hilton Great Again

He's a 110% bona-fide homosexual.

Carney really should've turned around and left the moment this came out. Continuing to the meeting after this is a rather overt act of subservience.

I just reported some of the local lawnmexicans to ICE. Do your part, anons.

idk our boomers make meth addicts look like sane people.

open stream

"Wayne Gretzky"

starts talking about Ovechkin

kektus

Yum.
Chemical raspberry flavor.

You ain't kidding. They must be seething

lmfao he's annexation posting

Boomers do what the medias tell them.

They banned him, for he told them the truth

Carney just got very uncomfortable.

This is an anonymous thread for anonymous posters

Stop, would you. This thread is literally just me, NSA, and Unit8200

Canadians are such wimps

oh well... at least that chick has a great ass

Carney just admitted the British are the "owners of Canada"

I love how making Canada a better place to live is the lowest for the boomers. South Park couldn't write this shit up. I hate boomers even more then ANTIFA scum.

Good shit. Its the elimination of an irritation.

Watching him try to jump in while Trump was talking about annexation was priceless

never say never

*carney tries to say 'never' as he's buried in questions by reporters*

FUCK YOU I GOT MINE is more than a slogan.

Holy Carney has godly charisma. He just schooled Trump on live TV about tariffs. We are so bad.

the jews have obviously comped this thread now.
anon got b& for talking about board culture.
Fuck you namefaggots and memefaggots.

Youre just going to have to make Britain Great Again so they can return to their role as primary export market for your natural resources

All he had to do was say nothing.

lmao the reporter brought it back up when Carney wanted to move on

TRUMP MENTIONED MY CAPS!
ALL OTHER TEAMS SUCK LMAO!
Feels good having Ovi steal the record from the leafs for most career goals.

Markets pumping because of Trump stream.
Lets fucking go.

Holy shit bros I can longer vote for Trump. I'm voting for Kamala now

Coomerpole must be eating dinner with his obsessed girlfriend. Why is he never in here during most drumpf rallies/on tv/events?

Holy Carney has godly charisma

Anon can't be subtle with his bait, he has to go full retard. (never go full retard)

He’s a notorious ban evader. He’ll be back. But in the meantime the thread can have some peace

Obese*

*we are so back. Sorry for the typo. I didn't even need to watch the clip to know Canada is #1, always.

I'll be there to warn the nigga when he does.

alberta wants to secede

Carney will have no say.
Rake that faggot.

Carney is the new EIN SEXENMONSTER

The Houthis have capitulated. Kek

No way I'm super MAGA USA USA USA WOO

For the sake of Trump and MAGA do not reply to tripfags that's not what Trump would do or the lady liberty would like ya know

I am literally Jesus that's true

x.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1919789400189256001

WTF is wrong with the people who live in CT that they'd elect this creature

Purge all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!

Remember that our Trump movement's roots are in the Tea Party.
Any Republican old enough to run for office will hold beliefs indicative of a Tea Party past.

Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!
Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!
Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!

Full voting guide: nopaste.net/bUAhO3PSq8
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Ukrainian War explanation: pastes.io/ukraine-explanation

Endorsements for upcoming referenda:
May 6 Ohio: No.

I LOVE MAGA!

KWAB KEBABS

Here's our list to annex:
1. Aruba
2. Bonaire
3. Cayman Islands
4. Guadeloupe
5. Martinique
6. Saba
7. Saint-Barthelemy
8. Saint Martin
9. Montserrat
10. Sint Eustatius
11. Sint Maarten
12. Anguilla
13. Turks and Caicos Islands
14. UK Virgin Islands
15. Bermuda
16. Clipperton Island
17. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
18. British Indian Ocean Territory (crucial for national security)
19. Faroe Islands
20. Ross Dependency
21. Falkland Islands
22. South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands
23. French Guiana
24. Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha
25. French Polynesia
26. Pitcairn Islands
27. Wallis & Futuna
28. Canada
29. Greenland
30. British Antarctic Territory
31. Peter I Island
32. Marie Byrd Land

We're Americans. We dream big and we win bigger. Europe needs to decolonize our sphere of influence entirely by ceding these territories to us. And you know what? Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight; they never fought Australia for their independence, and they surrendered their freedom just as easily.

These areas would become COFA protectorates of the USA:

1. (Western) Samoa
2. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3. Saint Lucia
4. Solomon Islands
5. Kiribati
6. Cuba
7. Nauru
8. Dominica
9. Puerto Rico
10. Grenada
11. Mauritius
12. Vanuatu
13. Cook Islands (joint US-NZ control)
14. Niue (joint US-NZ control)
15. Tuvalu (joint US-Australia control)
16. Costa Rica
17. Panama
18. Iceland

Annexation of these would be considered if it were desirable for America's expansion. However, they would not be immediately annexed into the USA proper.

What does "wild MAGA behavior" mean? Is that when I have a threesome and get two kids instead of one?

x.com/RapidResponse47/status/1919790306083459579

It's a one-sided relationship.
The leafs know it's for their own good.

he United States recorded its largest-ever monthly trade deficit in March 2025. The deficit widened by 14% from February, reaching $140.5 billion, surpassing economists' expectations of $137 billion

HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

(((people)))

They don't have free elections in Connecticut.

What did he say? I’m not watching.

Yemen aftermath

Making Canada a better place to live means making it a part of the USA, which is why it's directly opposed to "dealing with Donald Trump."

I feel like Trump is teasing he got me a new tennis bracelet with dinner.
And I'm pleased to hear.

Until they rebuild their airport and concrete plants. Then they’ll start chucking missiles again

NO MORE BOMBS — President Donald J. Trump just hit the mic with a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
The Houthis have officially capitulated to the United States.
Trump: “The bombing stops now. They’ve had enough. We’ve made our point.”

Trump delivered this bombshell while shaking hands with new Canadian Prime Minister Carney — marking their first sit-down together.
What started as a diplomatic photo op just turned into global news.

Trump also called on secretary of State Marco Rubio to get the word out:

“Tell everyone. The Houthis folded. Spread the word, Marco!”

It was like a full minute of discussing annexation and Carney just sat there with a little cuck grimace.

You know its May right?

Canada will annex Greenland under Drumpf nose. Cooperation is better than bullying.

"they don't want to be bombed any more... i sort of thought that'd happen" top kek

boomers hate orange man more than they want to make Canada a better place to live

Holy fucking retarded Batman!

I mean if the british uncuck themselves i could accept them as rulers, but only if they become right wing and accept free speech.
No argument from me
checkem
boomers hate him and the rest of us hate the fucking boomers.

lmfao Justin and Freeland BTFO

Checked

dumb jewtube: youtube.com/watch?v=sfB9UDWhsis&t=75s

The loner this goes on, the smaller Carney seems.

Carney looks so uncomfortable lol

Even the reporters are ignoring Carney

Built for BWC

(((muh nazis)))

There has never been a more overused word that means less to anyone but kikes.

Trump loves us anonymous posters to MAGA, not tripfags tripfagging unnecessarily. Don't feed them. When you feed unMAGA tripfags you make Trump sad and that's not MAGA.

shills: nooo don't celebrate! You're suppose to be upset and fight for shitsreal and indias war!!!! Stop bullying China you fucking MAGATS YOU CANT SAY THE N WAR OR CALL OUT LYING JEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The shills are so upset at their failure to stop Trump, that they resorted to calling everyone a jew. Hahaha!

He's gonna cry like Trudeau.

Shill bros...wtf. Trump is insulting our sacred corporations who look after our best interests...he thinks he can become a respectable mcdonalds worker?!?!? This...this is heresy of the highest order. This is blasphemy. T-THIS IS SPARDA!!

It's McOver...

CHIPS Act BTFO
he's calling out the diversity quotas

shills: haha it's over for Trump!!!

Supposedly it's been over for eight years according to shills. Also shills.

shills: YOU FUCKING MAGATS IMMA KILL YOU AND YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEE(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

MISTER PRESIDENT PLEASE HELP, WE GOT ALL THIS CHIPS ACT MONEY BUT THESE FUCKING NIGGERS WON'T WORK

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Uh oh.

Gavin Newscum

WE COULD HAVE DONE LIMOUSINE SERVICE FOR CHEAPER THAN CAL HSR

Trump is in fine form today.

they have thing called highways

THANK GOD IT IS MY LEGAL RIGHT TO CALL NIGGERS NIGGERS

Even the reporters are ignoring Carney

wouldn't it be something that the only reason why Trump wanted Carney to win was to put the WEF through a humiliation ritual? Carney even lost the boomer support now for daring to even visit the US.

504044319

I'll reply to who I want. I'll bait shills, tripfags, or just reply if its honestly political. How many times do I have to tell you stfu on this? Apparently not enough so here it is again, stfu anon.

CARNEY IS A KUCK LOL

WTF is wrong with the people who live in CT

You do know that for most of the 2010's their Governor was a genuinely, legally retarded man right

better picture

Trump loves you and all anonymous posters but he totally told me that it's not MAGA to tripfag unnecessarily so for the sake of America thou art commanded by Jesus to not reply tripfags tripfagging unnecessarily it's the USA way

This is it. The end of his career. He may stay in office for years but this was the moment when it all started going downhill. Every retarded boomer leaf who voted for a gay boomer faggot banker to own Oragne Mane has to watch this big showdown no holds barred rumble in the jungle cage match between Captain Leaf and Cheeto Benito and the air was let out of his balloon almost immediately to the point where the journos get bored and instinctively begin to ignore him. I mean, Draumpf gets viewers from around the globe, King Leaf has literally no cards and now his voters have seen that with their own eyes. Trump summons and dismisses him at will, he lacks the ability to conduct independent military action which definitionally makes Canada not a real country. It's all over, they gave up Alberta for this

Oil mate! Over ere yuu need a liocence to say that word which was what's said

He's trying so hard to get a word in.

Alright. You're doneso.

I think-

hahahahah

Trying the macron technique heh

Trump turns to the Canadian Governor

Have you ever heard of Gavin NEWSCUM?

Kek

504044721

Oh great, another q-larp believer lmao.

Trump: "we don't want Canadian steel, aluminum, cars"

Carney: [dies internally]

I only believe in Amerika and Drumpf, Drumpflerlini the cheetoboy loves people remaining anonymous on this epic thread bro

Carney could've played it cool like Starmer.

As long as we have goods to sell you, memeflag. Do you subsidize the grocery store by purchasing goods you desire at market price from them?

part of that was me, prebuying cheap chinkshit 3d printer filament, would really really like to source this domestically please, US petrochem industry are you there? hello?

He's only strong on the

we're not going to be the 51st state

jd vance cracking up

someone clip that

[chuckling]

LMAO

There are much bigger forces?
I don't think there are. Did I misunderstand?

I dunno who kept asking about 51st, but it would have been better to move on for now.

NUKE CANADA
PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY

Ok we're done, bye

MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.

I hate it when they do that.

well that was fun.

The press was so lively today.

Still baking. What a raking.

just ends it before Carney can respond

Carney squirmed more and more as it went on

I kind of thing Trump did Carney a service. He was started to dig his own grave.

TOTAL
CANADIAN
[redacted]

please do

Like any puppy, if you give in once, you may give in always, and multiple POTUS have given in. It's their job, I appreciate it.

Under oath.
Under punishment for perjury.
A scientist testified that:
The federal government
and
the federal military
are aware of space aliens
and even
multiple species of space aliens.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2l1_62kWUms&pp=0gcJCYQJAYcqIYzv

Think of all of the money *I* just saved for the US taxpayer.

youtube.com/watch?v=V2DaM9VHNLk

Carney was on such a high buying into the Canadian media's narrative that he is gonna show Trump and the Canadian boomers thinking he was going to Washington and gonna humiliate Trump.
I would love to hear their reaction after this meeting. Carney looks like a total wimp and Trump told him to his face the US doesn't want their stuff. lol

Should we replace Carney now?

If ayyy lmaos exist, why does it matter if they never interact with us?

He will be replaced soon. The dude didn't look tough at all. All the Canadian boomers are gonna be regretting their vote tomorrow.

The niggers are the aliens
it says multiple species

GAVIN NEW SCUM!!!!

canadian boomers voted for this guy SOLELY because he promised to fuck with trump

immediately crawls to the white house and sits in the cuck pose and licks the boot

imagine being a boomer leaf

It's funny, the sole reason why people did or didn't vote for him was over Trump.

I won't vote for Carney, he has banks in the US so he will be buddies with Trump

I will vote for Carney, he said Canada is not for sale!

All everyone talked about was how evil Trump was then got all confused why people only voted based on the Trump issue was.

it'll top out at $700k

Asmongold BTFO
kwab

The niggers are the aliens

ayyy. lmao

He looked so pathetic. The boomers really voted for him thinking he would go toe to toe with Trump and verbally humiliate him.
Carney knows if he says anything out of line Trump can destroy him and Canada in a week.

this is the average leaf's idea of "standing up" kek

shes wearing one of those butt pads

x.com/Acyn/status/1919795075263168692

well count your blessings at least he isn't trudeau, that's an improvement for now

Very big announcement

What could it be?

maybe he will announce that he's going to tweet covfefe again that'd be fun

Everyone here is a passive weakling that then takes their aggression on those of lower rank then him. That is why everyone is miserable here. The few times I did stand up for myself people had a complete melty over it and didn't know how to respond because I was 100% in the right.

But the reality is they are subservient. Trump is showing it by doing this and the result which you described.

checkem
hope the boomers cry harder

How many times did he raise his hand like a third grader to ask permission to talk.

x.com/Acyn/status/1919794933684396128

GOVT MANDATED CATGIRL G/Fs for EVERYONE!

Trump is such a mobster.

BASED
WHAT A FLEX

x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1919794863588909533

The irony's not lost on me, my friend. Definitely not a country that can be built around FUCK TRUMP.

x.com/PolymarketIntel/status/1919789476726911481

youtu.be/IF_5gGS4Lyg

That's a boy!

Carnie looking like a deer in headlights.

x.com/nexta_tv/status/1919794286255546598

implying any leftist deserves respect

They're lucky they arent in an insane asylum. Fucking govt.

x.com/atrupar/status/1919794273366524142

tense moment

it wasn't even close to a tense moment lmao

mus disrespect.

Carney bailed out Trump's son-in-law before, funded Musk for Twitter, and was pictured standing beside Epstein. He’s also a former banker that is backed up by globalists who have power and influence. Him and Trump will always be buddies until the end.

You can't spend the last ten years tanking the leaf economy and importing jeets and expect people to not take advantage of that.

It was tense for Carney for sure lmao. Trump has him and all of Canada by the balls right now

you
LOST

there was an HBO movie in the 90s where aliens came to earth wanting all the black people, in exchange they would give us their technology
all nations even after after finding out the aliens were going to eat them

Why does he call it "subsidizing" beyond trying to make it inflammatory. It is a fair trade of goods - product for cash.

We have always sold the US 25% of its crude oil usage for $5-10 per barrel under the WTI average. You buy our lumber because it is better. That isn't a pissing contest, but we are further north and the trees grow slower making them stronger. The 3 states around Ontario get our excess energy for less than the Canadian citizens pay.

Then understand a term called per capita. In 2024 the US bought $422B worth of goods from Canada. In 2024 Canada bought $348B worth of goods from the US. Take that to a per person purchase and the US buys $1,172/citizen of Canadian goods. Canada buys $8,923/citizen from the US.

We basically sell the US input goods - metal, wood, oil, minerals - which they turn into finished goods and sell world wide.

I'm sure the US citizens don't understand this, but Trump certainly does, yet keeps repeating it. Art of the deal I guess.

When I think of Starship, I think of Space Tourism. I think Elon could Mega-Ship into linked units, and run temporary, reusable and return safe, orbital hotels.
For the right price, the bride and groom get a 2 day orbital flight to the station, where they spend 3 days, and return on day six. Being Starship units, if there's an issue, the combined station craft can be self or wireless guided to immediate return.

This

Neos thread
Neo thread

Why does he call it "subsidizing" beyond trying to make it inflammatory.

According to Trump, Justin said if Trump tariffed Canada, it wouldn't be able to survive. So, Trump concluded that America was subsidizing Canada.

TRIPLE THE TARIFFS

lol, orbital platform HOA associations :P

Shut up dominion

Based

buy everything from them

"we dont need anything from them"

they buy nothing from you

"they need everything from us"

hardcore denial of reality