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Josh is a paedophile
WARRRR!!!
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kiss it
apologise
Why do anons keep asking if a clip is real
Indian forces have attacked Pakistan with missiles in three locations, Pakistan’s military spokesman is quoted by the country’s state TV as saying.
There are also reports of intense shelling and loud explosions in border areas of the Pakistan-administered state of Kashmir, according to Reuters news agency.
Relations between India and Pakistan have declined sharply following a deadly militant attack on tourists in Kashmir last month. India accuses Pakistan of backing cross-border terrorism - a charge Islamabad flatly denies.
Stay with us, as we’ll be bringing you all the latest news and analysis from our correspondents on the ground.
no drugs
no ciggies
no alcohol
no junk food
since February now
feel like utter shit
when does this end?
Start learning Hindi, NOW!
is this real?
It's right to be mad at this trade deal shit, but if you guys think the solution is rejoining a literal one world government prototype where one of it's founders is THE Kalergi (as in the Kalergi plan Kalergi) then sorry but you clearly haven't been paying attention.
Disbelief. It's a mad mad world
Cor reckon there will be an Indian-Paki war in our country?
India just bombed Pakistan
A joke because of the dancing cat video
madarchod beetch
That's me sorted
you been wanking lad?
i know this is real.
pigeons are that stupid
nope been walking instead
The Indian armed forces have confirmed it targeted nine sites in Pakistan and Pakistan-occupied Jammu and Kashmir as part of “Operation Sindoor”.
A statement from the Indian armed forces reads:
A little while ago, the Indian Armed Forces launched ‘OPERATION SINDOOR’, hitting terrorist infrastructure in Pakistan and Pakistan-occupied Jammu and Kashmir from where terrorist attacks against India have been planned and directed.
Altogether, nine (9) sites have been targeted.
It said its actions have been “focused, measured and non-escalatory in nature” and that no Pakistani military facilities were targeted, adding:
India has demonstrated considerable restraint in selection of targets and method of execution.
based
I wonder if people will accept Indian refugees into their houses like they did for Ukrainians
people vote Reform
Cobra meeting!
Open the floodgates to a billion immigrants
we came away with the best deal possible
kek
brutal
shit that should have nothing to do with us
So anyway when's this going to play out on our streets
big titty pajeetas?
Operation pooper scooper
Please tell me there was something about arms in the trade deal.
Any minute now, perhaps. The was quite the kerfuffle over cricket last year, so God knows what will happen now
Got the video?
just remembered that time in 2017 i came back from south hampton on the train after work and i got on the train with that jacket which is now gone and a black guy was kicking off and he had a go at everyone while he was on the phone and he was saying why he didnt like everyone on the train when it came to me "i've got a geezer here with a head in a shopping bag". remember chuckling abit while pretending to be alseep.
i still dont know what he meant by that but i still find it funny.
reminder:
paki = wog
jeet = wog
nigger = wog
Violently I hope
Shove a HIMARs up my arse and fire me at the kremlin I am ready.
street shitting and blocked sewers is a small price to pay for the diversity they'll bring
Imagine if part of the "trade deal" is that we must send exclusive English soldiers to war to help defend India.
India peacock stands erect shoots missiles into the womb of Pakistan
Abramic paki rent boys getting splashed by Chad hindu
noice
will pakistan redeem itself?
If the pakis don't retaliate it shows that they are weak as fuck and they should probably attack twice as hard to save face.
our attack was non-escalatory in nature
What a (((strange))) thing to say
Just want to go and drink myself to death in peace and quiet away from the bames. Is that too much to ask
It's already happening
its genuinely embarrassing being english nowadays, cant do a fucking thing about the state of things either as you just get thrown into prison
You could always steadily increase the velocity
will it kick off, up north?
in leicester......
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India says it has launched strikes on Pakistan and Pakistan-administered Kashmir
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HABBEDDINGG :DDDDddd
A sticky??? lmfao, it's just a couple of darkies and their toilet magic shit launchers.
If only
Gone quiet in here, gchq has been reassigned
jannies are jeets
Wembley should be interesting.
There's plenty of muzzies & jeets.
pakistan says it will retaliate to attacks by India
jannies are poos in case you didn't know kek they had to create the thread because nobody gave a shit
Pakistan vs India, Cricket matches gonna get spicy
One eye on the street, one eye on the pakis
in realaty
BLOODY BITCH!
BASTARD BLOODY!
BITCH BASTARD!
BITCH BLOODY BASTARD!
BASTARD BITCH DOG BASTARD FUCKER
Last time I remember Leicester kicking off it was over cricket india vs pakistan kek
World war saar
Awooga.
POLES OUT
PAKIS IN
JEETS IN
I'm so slow to embrace new ideas. Just got Spotify. Brilliant.
I just avoid normalfag things.
Can't get more reddit than this
Found a hilarious pic of me and my sister as little kids.
Pakis out Jeets in. Simple as.
Pakistan will nuke India.
This is why the trade agreement was comopleted today.
We are going to get 50,000,000 Indians, they wil be camped in feilds and the govt will offer incentives to house them in winter, It's totally fucking over.
Retreat to the caves.
You did prepare didn't you?
Pakis already pussied out
There was a study posted in 2019 that predicted what an India vs. Pakistan nuclear war might look like - strangely enough, they predicted it would start in 2025.
My body is ready
But why threaten retaliation against an attack that was non-escalatory in nature?
Pakistan will nuke India.
No take backs!
yfw the government treats India as Israel and Pakistan as Palestine
No wonder their women crave the colonist masters cock
government signs deal that makes it easier for indians to come here
india immediately causes indian refugees
PREPARE FOR THE KEIRWAVE
FREE FREE PAKISTANI! *DRUM DRUM*
That would lead to BMC (Big Muslim Chimpout)
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"Liquidate the poor"
Based???
Sounds like how Iran keeps flying flags of war.
Is he right?
They can come as fugees now innit
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Pakistan space program has just fired on India!!!!!!
I've never seen a paki woman with a white man. Never
not an explosion of poo
Boriswave
Keirnami
New lingo just dropped
How many pakistani women have you seen?
Yes they always said the EU was blocking us from sending people home
>Keirnami
Keirergi plan is better
New trade deal with India
Later the same day a war kicks off between India & Pakistan
We're going to be flooded with "refugees" from both sides, aren't we?
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Cheaper food and drink including rice and tea, footwear and clothing thanks to a welcome trade deal with India. Exactly what Brexit promised.
What the fuck is going on? Nobody fucking wants more jeets you cunt.
Maybe the Remainers were right
He's pretty much nailed it for the majority of Brexiteers.
kek
L O L
O
L
Yes and the war will continue here
Pooper missile launched
My prediction: there will be Indian vs Pakistani race riots in the following areas:
Blackburn with Darwen
17.8% Pakistani
15.8% Indian
Redbridge
17% Indian
14% Pakistani
Slough
21.7% Pakistani
19.1% Indian
Saar Wars
And then... Keir signed a free-movement deal with India right before they want to war
You lads have to deal with this poo lover running your country unitl 2029?
Saaaaarface to air missile
ben england
This is a war that could cost millions of lives on both sides...
No Pakistani military facilities have been targeted
WW3 confirmed
poo lover
He's a fag too
It's out of our hands
Middle East needs walling off for a few decades.
man it sure is fucked isn't it, where the fuck are hundreds of thousands of indians going to live were quite literally full
I support giving weapons to both sides.
only millions?
how do we get the pakis and poos to fight each other in londonistan?
Pakistan can smell the poo in the water
In your living room
And refugees from Gaza.
Are you ready for INDIA VS PAKISTAN (UK) edition?
those riots and chimpouts will be massive
war is official now
Rather odd timing with Starmers deal
So it means the UK will accept 20 million Indians who will pay no tax for three years
All we need is one big space rock to land in the right spot and all our problems will disappear.
no human lives though
race riots
they're the same race (shit)
in the sewers
What war?
Young nietzcheans rise up.
Deal.
they'll also be made full citizens, as british as you
They were always right. I told you at the time. The final thermonuclear red pill is that the 2016 ‘resistance’ cat ladies were basically right about everything.
Corr.
Leicester anon is going to have a fun time.
population of india 1.4 billion
Thanks for the correction anon, billions of lives lost...
hashtag "support your brothers" buy a patch you can wear on your arm. signalling who you support. india or pakistan.
one sees the other and starts attacking each other in the street.
-done-
only millions
Fuck sake. Rookie numbers.
Nobody fucking wants more jeets you cunt.
Bro isn't a Jewish oligarch :skull:
That's really unfortunate. It should be at least a billion.
The Indian army says Pakistan has "fired artillery in Bhimber Gali in Poonch-Rajauri area" in India-administered Kashmir, just across the dividing lines.
India's armed forces are "responding appropriately in a calibrated manner," the army says in a post on X.
grooming gangs are going to have to change profession into warring gangs
that'd be pretty kino ngl
Trade is nice but I want radical economic change and it feels like trade treaties get in the way of that
I'm going all in
jeets and pakis screaming at eachother in this space with a british bloke moderating it, very funny when they are allowed to speak
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Just wait
poonch
The bloody bitch bastards punched my Poonch
The Indian army is at war in Kashmir so we must take refugees from Delhi over 670 kilometres away
Realistically, what would the world lose if they all got blinked out of existence today?
My realistic take is that nothing will ever happen. I would hope that the conflict slowly escalates into full blown thermonuclear war though but that's just wishful thinking.
The stretched twig of peace is at melting point
Yes. The best we can offer you is you may pay for some niggers to drink themselves to death, while we call you hateful, and indians get to cook in your kitchen; you can't go in the kitchen but you are allowed to take out the rubbish and pay for its disposal.
I giggled like a little girl.
browns fighting browns in their jungle/desert shitholes
Why should I care, again?
Nothing to lose, all to gain. India being nuked is what the world needs.
The Russian army crossed into Ukraine, therefore you must take millions of Ukrainian women and children that are all Nigerian men in their 30s.
It's a poo stick isn't it
Because now they'll be fighting down your street
My prediction: Pakistan will nuke India within the next 24 hours.
You heard it here first.
shukman
oy
vey
Why should I care, again?
I am honestly failing to see any net negative from them fighting it out
Impossible
call kebab shops and order a flaming paki using your best jeet voice kek
GOD I really hope india gets nuked. Imagine no more jeets in IT, god what a fucking dream
TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH TOTAL INDIAN DEATH
TRADE DEAL GROWTH!
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It will mean more moving here from both sides
How is it impossible? They have nukes.
lmfao
absolute PEAK line goes up
In urban warfare a sniper could inflict massive damage on both sides without knowing who the agressor actually was. This causes both sides to use increasingly dangerous weapons with each new encounter, by the end of the month both sides will be afraid to leave their homes.
I'm sure the govt does it from time to time.
They're not going to lauch nukes over minor strikes, the only plausible option is that the conflict slowly escalates but then again it's most likely that pakis will just pussy out.
nukes are real
Shalom, jay bollock key.
Omnipotence: Yes
Omnipresence: Yes
Omniscience: Yes
Materialisation: Of course
Tax Status: Exempted
Do we get to deport all the pakis if pakistan nukes india?
Bet none of them work. Ours don’t work our last two trident tests have failed, last year we test fired off the coast of Florida and they flopped lol.
Meanwhile it will result in a minus 10 billion in national insurance contributions a year
Doesn't non-EEC immigration cost us 9 billion a year?
They could use earthquake bombs like Israel did.
Pakis and jeets don't even have the good, high yield thermonuclear WMDs, they just have shitty fission nukes from the 1960s
No, both Pakistanis and Indians come to the UK as refugees and fight here
300 boatwogs moved in to my village hotel
In the very near future he'll be wishing for the days when he only had 300 rape monkeys
Even better. Cake the survivors in radioactive dust.
will the new saars be able to use r NHS?
He is a very based Jew
corr alroight then gen'lmen, let's troi to keep this civil innit
you arrrr the fucking saar
bloody bich bhenchod YOU are fucking
sensible English laughter
They are going to do that anyways
Also simply known as "dust" to them
He who controls the poo controls the world
Radioactive fallout from nukes is overplayed, the amount of fissile material released into the atmosphere is minimal
this fella is on the boxes of incense I buy
Apparently they're saying actually the NI thing is a nothingburger
In the very near past he was on a bus to london with migrants welcome signs in his backpack
still kills random people by cancer for every detonation
dug this one out
temporarily posted
so pakis killed two dozen people on a beach, #justpakithings and now the jeets missile strike pakistan.
Why cant we have a government that does shit like that? It's pretty based as a response.
Meanwhile, we get some somali or paki stabbing and beheading people in the street or thousands of rapes and it's all #saynotoislamophobia #mysoginy
I just want one fucking government to throw some brimstone missiles on mirpur in response.
I'd even settle for a few on bradford.
Can someone explain the India/Pakistan thing to me like I’m in special needs class
Why are the poos fighting and is this a big happening?
Yes but you're not gonna get a billion dead jeets from radiation, dirty bombs and nukes are different things.
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Bloody bastard bitch
a billion jeets
The middle class is going to get awfully racist very quickly
shartillery
Can someone explain the India/Pakistan
BASTARD BITCH!
BLOODY BASTARD FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOUR DOG FUCKER BITCH!
BASTARD FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD
They're not going to lauch nukes over minor strikes
The average Pakistani IQ is 81.
The average Indian IQ is 77.
These retards absolutely can and will nuke each other.
Something to do with water and a disputed territory is all I care to know if they don't go ahead with full scale war
figures you'd buy something with a nonce on the front of it
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As a result, in 2002 the parliament of the United Kingdom discussed the danger to male children of British families intending to visit the ashram of Sathya Sai Baba in case of individual audiences with the guru
The 17 other countries are all well do to countries of broadly the same level of economic development (and SAF) who don't have a history of migration crime
Couple of booms on lookners stream
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I'd even settle for a few on bradford
Imagine the stench enhancement. It already smells of roadmen cooking oily chicken, arse-smelling curry, overflowing bins, binfires, and shite baking in the sun. Imagine setting all that on fire combined with burning Indians and niggers. That might actually produce the worst stench ever produced on earth, including India
In Leicester?
Strikes confirmed; News Night. Jeetaggedon underway.
avoiding the need to pay in both countries
yeh you're in this country you fucking brown bastard
They are fighting over prime street shitting real estate
Nothing ever happens anon...
God I hope India and Pakistan nuke each other
They're the national averages for each country.
worlddata.info
kek
BOOM
Are nukes net zero friendly?
All pakistani jets are airborne.
It's all happening on here lad
it's muslims vs hindus basically
not long before that shit gets imported here with the rest of them
Hang on are we supposed to train India's army or something?
It already smells of roadmen cooking oily chicken, arse-smelling curry, overflowing bins, binfires, and shite baking in the sun.
I've literally never been and never will. Cus you know, it's paki central.
They are if you take out india and pakistan
lookner stream
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One worships a six nosed elephant. The other worships a ten headed monkey. They all stink of shit and BO.
They are after they've detonated.
I saw that documentary about the oily penises as well.
I saw that documentary about the oily penises as well.
uh, do I even want to know more?
Would nuclear radiation even affect the Indians. They tried some crowd control weapon using bad smells on the Indians before but it didn't affect them
Thanks megasatan!
Possible nuke locations in a hypothetical 7-day war scenario
Keirs number one priority is giving the codes for the nukes to jeets. He fought hard to get the UK the best deal
kek
I thought it was Turks that were the cockroaches?
nuclear fallout doesn't mean "whatever falls out of the toilet"
It's going to be a fun summer of harmony and diversity
they wanted our Ministerial Sonar System aka SUNAK
Probably did train them. Judging by their weird marches we had a good laugh training them
Asmongold stream watching flares going on, airaid sirens, adjust voulmes!
Fallout: New Delhi is coming
nuke sirens, kek
"whatever falls out of the toilet"
how can indians tell the difference
He apparently applied healing oil to at least one none consenting penis.
Fallout: New Delhi
"Wow, everything is tidier after the bombs fell"
kek. The chicken dance they do at their border with Pakistan.
Jet just did a strafe on stream
India and Pakistan both have low yield fission fat-man style nukes, because the brown turds can't into white man's fission, I'm seriously curious about the effectiveness of their WMDs
Can we all finally agree the country's fucked and it's time to get out
Haven't seen that one lol
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE NUCLEAR MISSILEINGS
white man's fission
*white man's fusion*
was it healed?
And smells better
Water Radiation is safer than the Ganges water
Leicester vs Bradford
Unironically likely lmao
SOON
Not sure it was broken to begin with 2bh.
Not leaving my home because BAMEs are ruining it and bleeding hearts keep enabling them. They can all fuck off back to Nigeriastan or whatever shithole they came from and belong in but at the end of the day my roots are solely on this island. Staying until the end.
how do we rile up both communities that live here lads and get them fighting each other?
Nigger what the fuck, this is fake right?
I’m 25 and thinking about it but where do you even go. Australia and Canada are the same if not worse. The US is next to impossible to get into. And we aren’t in the EU anymore so can’t even get to places Italy etc where is nice and warm. Where else is there? Thailand? Singapore? Hard to earn a living there.
lel
locates them all within Birmingham
Dear god... Please deliver The Thunderdome arena in the UK
Child among three killed, Pakistani military says
Yep, nukes are definitely happening.
its already an irradiated third world shithole, nothing would change.
Mate, this is the end. The bus is in depot and the driver has gone home. It's just you sat there in the dark
Rolling
The lookner stream has been pretty explody the last few minutes.
Answer me!
Still on a binstrike aint it?
New
Love rLookner even if he is jewish
Spain on a retirement visa for me.
Boy I sure can't wait for Farage to get bored of being prime minister after the first week and give the position to Yusuf.
Where else is there to go? If I immigrate I’ll be the same as them in that I wouldn’t be from where I move to. I want to be proud of my home, my heritage and my people and I wouldn’t be able to if I fucked off across the globe to Timbuktu. My granparents are Cornish so if my area becomes minority English (and it’s already well on its way), I’m going there. Don’t care if it’s poor, at least it’s one of the last bastions of native Englishness.
you fucking retard
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Note the hats.
kek
They really do crave it, they often look at me with this deer in headlights look because I'm good looking enough to be attractive but not enough to be out of their reach (they think) and I look nice, well off and non-racist (wrong)
Is it? Hadn't heard anything about that recently so assumed it had all been sorted by White men.
2016 ‘resistance’ cat ladies
Who?
Wait wasn't that supposed to be happening? A comet hitting India?
Its Muhammad Al Ajezzeri Jansan Sar Zia Yusef the 3rd.
get a real degree
STEM but not in a meme discipline, one that requries hard mathematics
hard filter for pajeet and 80iq brownoids
NZ offers straight-to-residency visas for "strategic skill shortage workers" a.k.a white people with a real degree
less than 5 million people, ironically more white than the UK, in a landmass the size of the UK
also you can own guns
been there several times, Auckland is a wog shithole but everywhere else is pretty much rural and chill
New Zealand is not whiter than the UK
Australia
I thought it was good for land and wages/taxes?
At 85% overall, it unfortunately is
No way New Zealand is more than 65% white.
And the Northern island is already minority white.