Why does Trump want Canada so much? What does he plan to do with it?

After Canada joins in USA, Trump can deport all canadians because none of them had born in USA,

I wonder if trump has someone on staff who finds memes and does photoshops for him to post on his social media.

Only correct answer. Canada has more oil reserves than US and Russia combined

just like in Gaza !

What does he plan to do with it?

Make it more zogged and give it to Israel

I know its trolling but i wish he would shut the fuck up. How does that have anything to do with improving the country? Trump is just an old queen that wants nothing more than 1. People to talk about him 2. People praise him

Faggot

Trump wants arctic territory for the missile shield the weirdo's in the pentagram are desperate for.

arCtic

he sees a TV movie on Alcatraz and next says lets reopen Alcatraz, that is as deep as he goes

Deport us where? Obviously he'd have everyone who is a Canadian citizen already is transferred as a US citizen.

I absolutely do not want it, it's chalk full of pajeets.
Can we make India a state?
Do you want to?

Why did you rake your leaf? Not cool, man.

India bros please save us from the orange man.

I know its trolling

It's not. He's said it so many times that it seems very clear that he genuinely wants to annex Canada. At some point, you magatard rats are going to have to accept that your president means what he says, even if what he says is retarded.

You guys see this?
I rest my case.

He just wants the Indians.

He wants an army of two legged skunks

He is retarded but not retarded enough to believe it feasible

What does he plan to do with it?

Plans to not let Russia or China have it.
Canadians don't realize they have no real choice in the matter. They are a weak, pussy hat of a nation with no backbone and no military sitting on a wealth of resources and critical arctic land. Their idea of "standing up to the US" is bending over for Xi.

I just might get drafted to mow down hordes of jeets with a chaingun

We rely on your military to do all the heavy lifting so we can sit here and pretend we're better than you. Just like Europe.
Although, unlike Europe, it's our job to secure that huge northern arctic border. Which we kinda aren't.
Also, we're an easy in for the CCP to get a foothold on the US northern border due to how deeply our current admin is linked with them.
So if a war with US and China goes hot, we're a liability.
So for national security reasons, and a few resource reasons as a cherry on top to pay for the effort of ousting the corruption from Canada, the US should annex Canada ASAP.

How does that have anything to do with improving the country?

China is trying to undermine the US by exploiting our neighbors. Now that Mexico is actually cooperating somewhat with Trump, the Anti-Americans are routing the drugs, gangbangers, and human traffic through Canada. And Canucks aren't doing shit about it other than making empty promises.

Indians are cheap labor, it would let us staff domestic factories at competitive prices

Exactly.

Much easier child trafficking

Can't you just stop doing drugs? I mean, the horror would stop automatically.

So acquiring the vast nation state would solve this? We are already an utter failure in the war on drugs with our currenr landmass.

Thawing of the tundra from a northward creeping hardiness zone will make a gold rush for farmable peat
Alberta will vote to secede soon

movie on Alcatraz

You are probably spot on here.
That's why the Alcatraz reopening and the Hollywood tariff stuff came out about the same time.

Canada becomes part of the USA

Canadian provinces become states, thus adding a huge number of senators and reps to congress

Congress massively swings liberal, most likely for decades/forever

What's his actual plan here?

It wouldn't stop the gangbangers or spies coming in, you dumb cuck.
God damn the European lack of critical thinking abilities are incredible.

So acquiring the vast nation state would solve this?

It wouldn't hurt.

We are already an utter failure in the war on drugs with our currenr landmass.

Yeah thanks to corrupt and complicit politicians supported by clueless morons like you.

Yes it would hurt.
And ive never voted cunt.

It wouldn't stop the gangbangers or spies coming in, you dumb cuck.

So, by absorbing Canada you would solve these problems how exactly?

So true sir

Yeah that's the retard prediction. Reality would be far more complex. Trump just puts out the big meme idea and lets nerds sort out the details.

For example, the first detail might be Alberta seceding and joining the US. That would greatly benefit the US while forcing Canada to face some realities about their position in the world.

It's our rightful territory. Manifest Destiny was never achieved.

So, by absorbing Canada you would solve these problems how exactly?

We'd have our immigration enforcement, our homeland security agents, and our military.
The last three months have demonstrated that it's entirely possible for Americans to secure their borders and deport illegals, the only problem is corrupt politicians who don't want to.

Why didn't the Americans annex this gay and fake country in the 1800's, when they were perfectly fine with pissing off the mexicans.

We need maple syrup. Simple as.

Is the bitch going to say it to Carney face or will he only say it on its social safe space and when surrounded by sycophant?

Who knows, but Canada was a decent ally until fairly recently they have decided to go all-in on globohomo.

plans?

Rape Canada. End Canadian Sovereignty

Gulags, part of jewish messianic prophecy that whites, "Edomites" are to be banished to the cold for eternity to trap their evil souls, which is why Elons former partner is working on, and he stated this explicitly, building nuclear powered devices for under-Arctic cities. See this guys work:
www.youtube.com/@cjbbooks8622

Deport us where?

El Salvador or Africa or wherever. You will be enriched by their culture.

It's all just to stroke his ego, also make for a good distraction in the headlines when him and his oligarch friends give themselves more taxcuts and other dystopian bullshit.

Manifest Destiny

Hopefully UK and maybe even France have given Canada nukes

It's so cute how he can't stop thinking about us

They've always used the USA to increase their prestige but never participated in wars with the US when it counted ie. Vietnam and Iraq. Fairweather ally that showed it's hand allying with china when it was convenient.

Maybe their chinese allies will save them when Abrams and black helicopters cross the border lmao.

Why does Trump want Canada so much?

once global warming thaws the ice it is going to be prime land and the absolute best way to gets ships from asia to new york

I'm pretty surer he's just making the Canajeets seethe.
Although, Canashit does have tons of undeveloped resources that the government is being paid to ensure stay undeveloped.

It's larping. Distract reporters by throwing out a bunch of outrageous BS.

Going senile and has mapfags in his administration

We already have access to it, Canada and Greenland are vassal states. Learn soft power

Learn soft power

That Soft Power is held by Globalists who hate the US.

pole reversal
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Rake.

It's because Canada and Greenland are Arctic strategic military locations.
Additionally we got natural resources they can use.
Canada has not been good at upping its military so instead of pleading and hoping that our gov will do it, he just wants to take it and make sure it is never an issue in the future.
That and also, the Canadian government sides with the EU against the US which is horrible in case of war.

the question is: why is he talking about pipe dreams. does he really believes he can take canda over?

i prefer vegetable oil

Did Greenland get nuked into the ocean in this scenario?

I thought it was the DEW line.

this isnt about canada. this is about the artic circle.

Trump is a child who loves to 'troll' people in an effort to see how far the limit is. To him it's basically a game. There's no 'end goal' to any of his actions nor is he smart enough for that. I'm sure he wants Canada to create some kind of legacy since otherwise he's a forgotten footnote in history, but there's otherwise no deep meaning to any of his actions. He just likes the new shiny toy.

He doesn't retard, that tweets like 4 months old.

This, and also our oil. Trump('s puppeteer Steven Miller)bseems to be setting America up for absolute isolationism. This would also mean that America is probably going to stop doing that thing where they export every barrel of oil that gets drilled from US grounds and import every barrel of oil that gets sold to American.
Gas prices would be cheaper if domestic oil was sold to domestic customers, but Big Oil can't have that.

He doesn't want Canada. He wants the rural provinces wirh Conservative majorities. Rare earth minerals and oil are the reason.

Steven Miller seems to be setting America up for absolute isolationism

Stop. My dick can only get so hard.