Papal conclave starts in a few hours to pick the new pope

Who’s it going to be?

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Rooting for Pizzaballa.

A niggerlover who wants more refugees in Europe

Who

It's their turn.

Sounds comfy, when do we start?

Look at the op

Look at my nutsack nerd

They gets to eat and sleep

Fuck that. Lock them in that room and they do not get any food, water, sleep or even bathroom breaks until they vote on a Pope ASAP. And if they drag their heals, suck the oxygen out of the room.

Present it.

Vigano is my Pope.

What are they going to eat for lunch?

That’s gay

Did the old pope finish opening those "portals" or not?

The Mr. Garrison gambit. Well played.

elect the pope at 10:30 am

rest of the day ruined

Nigger or spic. Call it.

Who’s it going to be?

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Fuck that. Lock them in that room and they do not get any food, water, sleep or even bathroom breaks until they vote on a Pope ASAP. And if they drag their heals, suck the oxygen out of the room.

They still would not come to a resolution.

Yeah

Italy should reclaim the Vatican City, as it no longer serves the interests of the Italian people and has become a symbol of foreign influence within our sovereign territory. The Vatican, historically a cornerstone of Italian culture and heritage, must return to its rightful place under Italian sovereignty to safeguard our national identity and ensure the preservation of our cultural legacy.

- William of Anon Babble

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cocksucker of Anon Babble

thanks, you made it easier to filter your shitty namefaggotry

Good, fuck off then papal cunt.

If the black guy wins will there be black smoke

Oh, wow - They do it in one day? That's faster than I thought.

Trump or bust

I bet they have voter ID.

It can take days or weeks but it starts today

It could also take three years.

Rollin' for Trump.

Re-re-reroll.

this one will be quick ;)

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Either Erdo, Sarah, or Pizzaballa will be it. Parolin will stall out and not get the votes needed, and then either the conservatives will snowball support behind Erdo or Sarah, or they'll all decide to pick a centrist, in which case Pizzaballa's name is the biggest one.

Digits and the Pope is French.

There’s not even 20 conservative cardinals

Why would that stop them from picking a conservative cardinal?

New pope will be a nigger and a communist

I didn’t say it would but there’s not that many conservatives so it may be unlikely

Pizzaballa or Parolin. Sarah or Burke would mean a new golden age.

Protestants seething no matter who it is

I don't understand why the Pepsi Conclave gets to elect the new Coke

I'm sure it will be a homosexual and a pedophile like the last pope.

Kek

Why do Catholics want to excommunicate women who get divorced because their husband beat them and their kids?

PIZZABALLS FOR POPE!!!!!!!!

rolling for black gay trans wheelchair-bound pope with vitiligo

The Africans and Asians are all socially conservative, at least. They'll block any faggot cardinal like Zuppi or Cupich.

Maybe

gay smoke theatrics

Crack on and bang out a tweet when it's done

do we have a pope yet
the tasting history guy told a story of some conclaves that were 2 or 3 years

They didn’t vote yet

maybe this conclave will be wild because the composition of cardinals is vastly different than it used to be:

Pope Francis significantly influenced this diversity by appointing 163 cardinals from nearly 80 countries during his 12-year papacy, including many from regions that previously had little or no representation in the College of Cardinals.

donald trump

there`s nothing in the rulebook that says a president can`t also be pope

He’s not a Catholic

never mind then

mel gibson for pope

voting starts right now

More like 10 hours

It usually takes less than a week. The three year long one was before the current Conclave system was implemented and was actually the reason they implemented it

Bet my life savings the nigger gets it

I don't believe he's in communion. He's in an independent Catholic Church and I think he's a Sedevacantist

Habemus papam when?

Which one

Probably tomorrow I doubt it will go on for much longer than Friday

A nigger

a rock will stand on seven hills

Peter wasn't Bishop of Rome at that point
Besides, that whole tradition of kneeling before the Pope started in the medieval era to keep secular leaders in check by having them acknowledge they weren't God and still had to answer to someone
are you opposed to that? you want to bring back Imperial Cults?

here's a link to a dedicated steam. Sky News is good for big ceremonial events like these as they have a human wikipedia called Alistair Bruce who comments on it and he is very knowledgable and interesting to listen to

youtube.com/live/57OzV_iNRlg

I’ve been trying to watch conclave news for the last few hours and it most of the streams are mostly talking about the great poo war. Why couldn’t poos wait a few days to launch attacks?

ded or asleep?

Yeah annoying but it's just a weekly event for them. It'll blow over as always but I'll get back to comfy conclave watching

I’m not sure who that cardinal is but I assume he’s too old to be an elector

You're alright, anon.

Slight chuckle at o'molesty

What if the husband repents?

Based.

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The Catholic Church is embracing a mission of good health and have chosen Slim Goodbody as the new pope.

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bros i just got a call from my Pastor that he wants me to show up and that it's incredibly urgent, like "life or death"
what's going on?

Mags bad evil

Hey look at my total bullshit retard phony religion, completely subverted by gay diversity.... heil Mary the trannie mother of turn the check, mean cheeky, no cheek

Ironically the black Pope is the most based.

no he isn't, he's just the most shilled
Peter Erdo and Wim Eijk are just as based if not more

after Francis they WILL choose a good one
I believe