/VLCW/ - Vatican live chimney watch general #2

Trust and have faith that the Cardinals will listen to the Holy Spirit

why are there NIGGERS in my POPE SMOKE

i baptize this thread and everyone in it in the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost.

What do they do when it gets dark? Shine a light on it?

i dont want to have to think about pizza all the time

he gets a new name

phew, thank god

hamburgerballa

mfw

Rolling for pope Niggerus Maximus I.
Also known as giganigger

This means an Italian wins

Let him cook.

Pizzaballa ftw

So who is the worst possible choice and how likely are we to get him?

Yup, they will put a strong spotlight so you can clearly see the color of the smoke.

To promote peace in Palestine he will be called Sfihaballa

No, it means they're deliberating. I think that now they have privacy they're speaking more openly about their grievances under Francis. He fucked things up a lot.

By the looks of it he's well done

hes already burnt, take him out of the oven.

hamburgerballa

The Papal Bull

Samuele Haini is the only proper choice

they should've banned all the americlaps from entering the vatican.

my prayers to mom friend have not been good lately

papa fritas I

Unironically some gigatard reactionary like Raymond Burke, who would do more damage than good to the Church, compelling most catholics to become more and more secular

By the looks of it he's well done

He's the perfect representation of how the antichrist would look like

Impressive, very nice

Oh it’s not Americans. It’s your brown women who get moist thinking about another man over your own God aka Jesus, that’s doing the clapping. Americans follow along though like cattle. You should go out there and tell them to shut the fuck up plz

In 1978 the smoke went up in 7 PM
in 2005 it was 8:50PM
in 2013 it was 7:40PM

There can be no smoke without a fire

Picking Pizzaballs with Italian women getting moist to see an old man ensure their schizophrenic stories is crazy

And the date Jesus was born aka Christmas was changed too!

So we're already past the usual. Makes me wonder why they're so held up.

It s record....3 hour,15 minutes

all the cardinals died from smoke inhalation because someone forgot to release the damper

They need to get some yid exhaust coming out of those chimneys by burning jews in ovens.
Then they'll realize they don't have enough fuel, ovens, or time to burn enough jews to generate enough jew exhaust to come out of the chimney.

Kek

you are you pastabros so slow my God

Can't into the bantz

Are you not entertained?

133 voters.
High record

EVEN THE FUCKING JOURNALISTS ARE GETTING IMPATIENT
DATECE STA FUMATA!

any dog believers in the thread?

Nazis came to the same realization. That's why the holohoax is fake and gay.
Would be cool if the new pope did something Godly and called these kikes out about that lie.

The conclave will last until there has been a two-thirds majority vote for the next pope. The median length of time it's taken for a conclave to select a new pope is nine days, The longest conclave lasted almost three years

BLACK POPE
BLACK POPE
BLACK POPE

which cardinal is more likely to denounce the talmud?

At this point, the cardinals are just farming attention. RELEASE THE SMOKE

10 YEARS OF CONCLAVE, MORTY

sneed

Don't do they sing and pray before every vote is cast too? Sounds like it would take a while.

Next Pope essere elected saturday.
Pope marsellais or Pope algerian

please consider the following

Eyy I'm Popeing here

They just say a quick prayer before they put the paper in the box

what time is the first vote expected to be over?

BLACK SMOKE

BLACK SMOKE

NOTHING EVER HAPPENED

BLACK SMOKE, AN AFRICAN POPE HAS BEEN ELECTED!

BLACK

Are they allowed to peek at other cardinal's tests?

BLACK SMOKE NIGGER BROS WE WON

SMOKE

GOD DAMN BLACKS

No

BLACK SMOKE, NO POPE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

FUCK

nothing ever happens

Black

black smoke just now

Why not?

BLACK SMOKE

ITS NOT OVER

see you tomorrow niggers

NIGGER SMOKE
WE ELECTED A NIGGER POPE

MUTT

These old fucks will die by the time of the next vote if they keep taking this long

No surprise. Probably be the same tomorrow but it was fun to watch. See you all then.

No poop?

NO ERA

heh

Black smoke, no happening. Go home.

FUCKING HELL I MISSED IT

STOP THE COUNT!!

It could literally be weeks, son

I forgot. What do they burn to make black and white smoke?

BLACK POPE

WHERE'S THE FUCKING AUDIO?

counting stops late at night

all watchers forced to leave

promise to resume later

media tells everyone counting normally takes days

you can literally see the smoke from them disposing of ballot papers

Lads, I think Joe Biden is going to be the next pope

Because

Nevermind, it was a comfy thread. See you tomorrow anons

Protestant souls

Does the smoke refer to the colour of the pope, or something else?

Alas, we go back to pooping

this nigga wanna hear the smoke

Black = no clear winner
White = pope chosen

Jews

Jews.

For the past 100 years, no pope has been selected on the first day, and all but two has been selected by the second day. If we get to day three, we're possibly in for some serious shit.

Get back to work Lammy

god has forsaken us
jesus has abandoned us
run, run for your souls

God bless you guys, keep praying and go to daily mass if you can
This is a big deal, you all know that

BIG
BLACK
SMOKE

So many happenings, new Pope, India -Pakistan, May 9th parade, how do people even go to work..

Smoke bros….. it’s black

BLACK COCK SIGNAL
I REPEAT
BLACK COCK SIGNAL

If they were listening to the Holy Spirit then we never would have had pope Francis in the first place.

What happens if there’s no supermajority and they refuse to back down?

If orange

BLACK COCK DOWN
BRAVO BRAVO CHARLIE

Mutts law

It's actually the colour of the shit I last took. Black. Haven't had fibre in a while. Hoping for brown tomorrow.

They're probably just playing cards while the rest of the world is watching a chimney like retards.

Same bro. I’ve been suffering from hemorrhoids though so it’s likely dark blood

for black smoke they burn two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda

Next Black in 2 hour

Any more elections tonight?

Imagine that Yu-Gi-Oh episode.

Lmao you fuckers. My sides

IIRC, they set the ballots on fire and they have special cartridges that they burn with it to make sure the smoke stays black or white due to accidental confusion in the past. The black smoke has coal tar, sulfur, and an oxidizer in it, while the white smoke is made via lactose, rosin, and also an oxidizer.

No they are done for today no?

Next black smoke 23,10 time rome

No they vote again tomorrow morning

Some pious anons should send the Cardinals pizzas

SUPREME PAPACY OF PYONGYANG!

GLORY TO BIG KOREA!

PEOPLES PAPACY OF KOREA!

No.
Two hour.

MORNING: 9-10:30 AM IF WHITE, 11:30-12 AM IF BLACK
AFTERNOON: 4-5:30 PM IF WHITE, 6:30-7 PM IF BLACK

ROME TIME

cant believe so many people are waiting for some dude to light a cig and blow the smoke out the chimney

No pope today
We’re into overtime

Nope, the cardinals are already in house Santa Marta enjoying some good night sleep.
Come back tomorrow.

Fake news retard. Check ANSA even

see you tomorrow anons, we will get more chimney action

yeeee haaaw

No you pasta nigger

9-10:30 AM IF WHITE

WTF Luigi, I thought you don't even wake up until 11 then go to work at 12 after a 1-hour cafe visit.
Maybe we're not cousin nations after all...

:10!!!!!!!
Black smoke again.

Inb4 they elect the pope while I’m sleeping tonight

That's what I said brother. If white/if black

Black = jew (witch)
White = protestant (heretic)

Well, I know what's right
I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I'll stand my ground
And I won't back down

If they will probably elect a pope in the afternoon us time

Ok tomorrow

Ok requiescat in pace, bros. I'll see you tomorrow

How can you be so sure, do you speak italian??

Mamma mia they-a burned-a da pizza

There's actually a lot of fun history about conclaves that were deadlocked, like the one in the late 1200s that lasted for three years and is responsible for a lot of the rules in place today (although there's been long conclaves / rule breaking since). They weren't required to vote and could freeload, especially because at the time, all the cardinals were very much aligned with the great powers in the area and were in no rush to elect popes. It used to be that you needed an unanimous vote, but it became clear that once more cardinals were being added in the following years, it would lead to bad actors and intentional gridlocking. Since then, these are the main rules:

next pope needs 2/3rd backing of all cardinals present

cardinals have 4 rounds of voting per day

cardinals do not receive any church income during the conclave from the start

if no consensus is reached by day 3, cardinals are limited to 1 meal a day rather than 3 (unless sick)

if no consensus is reached by day 5, cardinals are limited to just bread and water (unless sick)

if we're on day 9, the process can be shifted to a simple majority to elect the next pope but it requires a majority to vote and approve it, but this has never been invoked

They don't even use the same stove to burn the ballots and to make the smoke.
It's all fake, literal smoke and figurative mirrors - just like their entire religion.

You are not wrong. Burning Christians that have the testimony of Jesus Christ (the Word of God) is Roman Catholic tradition.

Revelation 12:17
And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.

Hitler Pope

Cope

are you crying?
i remember when everyone was cheering because the smoke looked white in spite of being black.
they added power. for us.
and youre crying?
mamamia