<----- Which one do you prefer?
Official CONCLAVE THREAD
Realistically it's between Parolin, Tagle and Zuppi.
Satan wins regardless. They’re all puppets.
Moot would be a terrible pope. He'd cuck at the first sign of trouble
Eijk
We pizza ballin here
get the black pope in, what could possibly go wrong.
CHOOSE YOUR HERO
hmm which one has the most stamina
You sucker
fuck off christoid
Besungu is unironically the most based
Sarah
FALL FOR IT AGAIN
For me, it's Sarah, lyncher of faggots
kys
I like pizaballa, I don’t think moot has much of a chance
If one of the black guys win, I hope he'll exclusively wash white feet, it's only fair.
Ah yes time for the next puppet to claim to have a direct line to god except fuck children behind the curtains, classic christianity
Fuck you, moot
I was going to vote for you
nigger, the bottom one because he looks funny
You are such a faggot lmfao. Bravo OP
How can you not support Umbongo Besongo? He's got my vote! With Pizzaballin, a close secondo.
3 shitskins
3 White men
Only 1 Chinkoid
Its gonna be my nigga Tagle no?
Accept Christ and be saved
Kys
Nigger, you fucking subhuman, kys...
Erdő Péter for obvious reasons.
I take the second one, he will at least sell the church openly.
3 White men
One Hungarian (technically a chinkoid as well), 2 Italians, moot is jewish
fuck you
luis "imagine-there-is-no-religion" tagle
Tagle and Zuppi
Impossible. The conservative Cardinals will veto them and block all proceedings rather than have either of those 2. Francis' serfs don't have the cards
I'm not catholic but I hope Pizzaballa wins simply because I like his last name.
3 White men
shitalians
hunngarians
lol
lmaoo
You are fake and cringe. I love my mother, and know she will be fine.
Fridolin Besungu.
Sarah to buckbreak Fuentes.
Francis' serfs don't have the cards
They are a legion of 100, of a total di 133
Hopefully it's Pizzaballa
kys
Top nigger thread this.
Parolin
Not all are hyperliberals like Francis. They don't have the cards
<----- Which one do you prefer?
I think the jew or one of the black guys will win
current conclave schedule (source: vaticannews.va
Cardinals enter the Sistine chapel - 14:10 GMT
First election results - 16:00 GMT (approx.)
This is converted from my local time into GMT, but this should be correct. please check the link yourself and correct me if i'm wrong
no chad Zuppi
cringe
Erdo is the only right answer
Kys
Faggot
Dont really care, but following the current paradigm shift the guinean seems the most obvious pick
White people are gay trannies and self hating. Why would we ever pick a white pope?
realistically, tagle will probably be elected pope as the logical successor to francis, but personally i want peter turkson to win, as he seems to be the more moderate choice (and because he probably wouldn't upset anyone)
It’s funny that jews introduced the “liberal” and “conservative” labels in a church that should have only ONE truth. The children of Satan really think they have done something there.
Robert Sarah for the win!
Erdö
conservative
Toppest of top keys
Of that list, Burke would be cool, but if you're gonna go with a non just elect Sarah. And there will never be an American pope under any circumstances.
Forgot pic rel
I just hope it's not an Italian
The Catholic Church needs to show how international it is by choosing a different country every time
Why wont there ever be an American pope?
Pizzaballa THE GOAT
I mean... you've been on Anon Babble.
You've seen that most Euros spend 18 hours a day seething about the fact that Americans exist and claiming that America is responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened, including events centuries before the US existed.
Most Cardinals, if pressed will say it's because the US as global hegemon would have too much power with a Pope as well. Which makes no sense, since nations like France or the HRE which were far more powerful relatively during the late middle ages/Renaissance gave us Popes. It's just petty hatred.
agreed. everything about francis was unprecedented. let's hope they keep this streak going with the next pope!
Shame. I guess I am naive to church politics, but I understand those things will always play a part in any process, instead of a more sincere selection.
So, I don't know that it's fair to call the elections insincere. Obviously politicking is a very real part of conclave. And has been since Nicea at the latest. But while individual Cardinals may have less than pure intentions, we have to hold out Faith that the Church as a whole does not fail.
True. I posted without thinking.
sorry kababayan, but Pizzaballa's a baller name
I'm rooting for him
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I hesitate between Pizzaballa and Peter Erdo.
I don't want Pietro because it will be another globohomo reference to Petrus Romanus and the globohomo pope continuity.
pizzaball
Tagle was sacked because he was incompetent at managing Caritas, and he's allegedly a gambling addict (rumours spread fast among clergy)
your a nigger and you loved one will die no matter what you do
Pizzaballa or Erdo
kwab
Le wild jew jewing again from nowhere
kek
You got me.
Realistically it's between
It's Parolin, let's not kid ourselves here. The Vatican is a total cesspit, and Catholics need to start being real about it. We need an occupy the Vatican movement and do what used to be done in the early days of the Church and just make a ton of noise and kick up a stink and acclaim who's proper, just like how St. Ambrose was made Bishop. Failing that, I can see us going the way of the Orthodox and breaking off into patriarchs.
shitt
uhh... me of course
would you guys vote for me????
going the way of the Orthodox and breaking off into patriarchs.
You realize the Catholic Church already has those... right?
Vatican News English Stream:
youtube.com
Associated Press Stream:
youtube.com
Well, I'm not a Cardinal.
But no. I would not anyway.
Vatican insider analysis.
hurr durr splitting hairs between the Eastern and Western
Seriously dude...
Do you have anything of VALUE to contribute other than a failed lame attempt at a cheap gotcha? I hope you're not Catholic and you just tried to take me down in the cheapest fucking way possible.
Wait, are they entering conclave right now? I thought they were already in it.
Sorry, only humans are allowed to become pope.
Maybe next time though, after our nigger pope retires
Nigger
pizzaiolo for TKD
When do they kick out the normies?
Nigger
what is this song they are singing its pretty fire ngl
Anyone watched the movie?
I'm sorry, that wasn't very Catholic of me - very fucking Irish of me though. I love you, anon. I love you so much there's not enough hours in the day to love you, I have to do a vigil to love you sufficiently.
Ah, now I can have roll up and enjoy it.
So it's Tagle, then. Sad.
they were singing the litany of saints just earlier
Dropped it after the tranny pope reveal. Ralph Fiennes was not enough to save that schlock
it was good and Tedesco did literally nothing wrong and was involved in zero scandals
I'll root for Tagle but being a Papabile is a disadvantage every conclave
For winner, I see Pizzaballa being Pope
Uh, guys....
This doesn't look good?
BIG
i dont care as im not a christcuck, but the fridolin nigger would be funny, i think he is even anti white too
#breaking: In a stunning move, former US president Joseph R. Biden, Jr. has been elected the 267th Roman pontiff
Why does pol keep shilling for that nigger
its fucking amazing, it should've swept the oscars its bullshit they didnt give the award for the costumes or Ralph
Dropped it after the tranny pope reveal
FYI for niggers who didnt watch the movie - its the FINAL SCENE OF THE MOVIE
Breaking News: Pope Mel Gibson. That is all.
You know one of the titles of the Pope is Patriarch and Metropolitan of Rome. So it's not merely the Oriental Rites doing it. Though the fact that you just conveniently pretend we don't exist is pretty damning to any point you were attempting to make anyway.
Parolini Chads rise up
Sounds like your trannydar needs calibration
who cares just not the black ones or asian
FU
you used it wrong retard
None of the Curia will win
It will be Pizzaballa
Our boy doesn't stand a chance :(
first pope to be assassinated by Mossad
Could be kino
not politics
With the amount of conservative cardinals, doesn't that guarantee a conservative pope will get elected?
We'll have a Jewish pope before we ever get a nigger pope
LOL
Pietro of Rome because let's get this apocalyptic party started already.
It's happening. Our boy has been on the podium!
Though the fact that you just conveniently pretend we don't exist
I'm not pretending I'm just as far west as you can be and still be in Europe and I do forget about the East sometimes because it's FAR away. For what it's worth we may be following suit soon so take heart from that. I won't forget about the East much going forward because we may be following your example.
I hope the ping pong one wins because he was nice to us once
kek
Lol. Now I feel bad at my response. All is forgiven. I completely understand the impulse to think that most stuff on the internet, and here in particular, is in bad faith.
Since perhaps I wasn't clear in my initial reply, the point I was getting at was I don't think that the Latin Rite breaking up into smaller sui iuris Churches or even different Rites would be a bad thing. In fact, I think it would be a huge benefit. Having a single Monolith responsible for the Pastoral care of 3 3/4 continents hasn't really done the Church many favors. I think a resumption of western European Rites that the Latins subsumed would probably be a good thing for the Church.
Too many coincidences, it is certainly the arrival of the end
Roll
Better a serious nigger pope than another jewsuit chucklefuck pope.
personally, I want to see new liturgical rites established for cultures that don't have any Latin linguistic tradition, like in East Asia
Yeah but knowing some Irish and how you guys are, I can't believe you're not at least a little excited about the revival of a Celtic Rite Church.
You do not listed the jesuit one. Hollerich will win.
card malcom ranjeet
Kek
It's Parolin, let's not kid ourselves here
Not a fucking chance it's Parolin. If they elect him, the Vatican gets cut off from SWIFT like it happened during Benedict XVI's papacy. Parolin is a fucking crook m8
I'm rolling for an Ohioan Rite with a seat in New Rome. If only because it would make Cobstantinopoids seethe.
Imagine giving a damn about whore of Rome
lol
lmao even
Jewish pope
Anon...
imagine giving a damn about one of the most significant indicators of the end times
Sarah is a girl's name. Girls can't be pope, silly
You ass
half of Anon Babble wants the nigger because they have so much in common with him
kek
She can be the mome
Care to elaborate?
Can you believe it guys? Armageddon! Just a (2) week(s) away!
Son Of Man will come when He deems proper.
No sooner, no later.
Pizabella.
Realistically, it's the Nigger
yeah bro you can totally have only one truth in reality in 2025, it's totally possible bro trust me jesus will make it happen
Why do you think the jesuits are giving up the position again after it cost them centuries and billions of dollar to get it for the first time?
Which of the candidates are Jesuits?
There's great opportunity here, and the Lord works in mysterious ways, so who knows what could happen. God could use the adversary's own assault on the Church to flip the script. Honestly, I don't care which Rite is used as long as it's reverent and proper. I understand the Dominicans are trying to get their ancient Rite reinstated, that would be pretty cool for here, but really it doesn't matter to me which Rite is used as long as God is front and centre again.
fuck you
louis tagle
Parolin is a fucking crook m8
Which is precisely why I expect him to weasel his way in. C'mon, man, he's a slimy mover and shaker and has been laying the groundwork for this God only knows for how long.
robert sarah is Anon Babble's candidate
Completely fair and defensible position.
I personally like Church not being a monolith and think that preserving smaller sui iuris Churches allows for doctrinal orthodoxy while maintaining the natural and inherent differences among nations.
Erdo, Sarah or that Swede would be a interesting pick
What do you think the health problem rumor was about?
spectator.co.uk
Apparently he's most closely aligned with my positions.
IT'S PIZZA TIME
Btw Francis elevated him to cardinal in 2019. Coincidences everywhere.
JC, Luxembourg, Jesuit
Very sussy.
PIZZA
BALLA
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
health problem rumor
kek
vax status?
Based black dude
Inshallah it will be done
He also captures the zeitgeist. lmao
I love my celibacy, I stand by it, but I see that married deacons can preach differently than I do, and I find that in itself a wonderful addition.
I just don't know. But I am open to it. It is clear, however, that the current situation is not enough. You have to see and notice that women have a say in the church.
I am a promoter of giving women more pastoral responsibility. And if we achieve that, then we can perhaps see if there still is a desire among women for ordination
In 2022, Hollerich said he considered the church's teaching that homosexual relationships are sinful to be wrong: "I believe that the sociological-scientific foundation of this teaching is no longer correct."
Those crooks in the illuminati were trying to poison the well, that's all.
Meme names aside, he does seem like a good candidate and would probably be the most likely to end the east-west schism (lol)
Abongo Besungu
looks based this name.
Pope Besungu
i was cheering to Robert Sarah, but i didn´t knew there were Besungu among them.
i know the profecies Pietro was supossed to go.
But damn Ambongo Besungu can´t be more based than that! what a strong and unique name!
Lingala it´s the language of the congo.
look how based it is!
ultrapedo satanist phenotype if i ever saw one, holy fuck!
would probably be the most likely to end the east-west schism
I'm sorry. I believe you were thinking of this man.
Sounds like he'll fit right in.
You know he's gonna get a different name as a Pope, right?
en.wikipedia.org
Fuck you
Are these really the only options?
My poor fellow countrymen. The only true believers in the vatican.
You know he's gonna get a different name as a Pope, right?
i didn´t know that, i hope he get a nice name.
dont you have some more niggers to import?
How did I zoom in right at the fucking one
NORMIES OMNES
How did I trigger you my shitskin friend?
Everyone ou!
The only true believers in the vatican.
No doubt, true believers in WHAT though?
just trolling. Conceded much?
It's time
I think its gonna be a black smoke day
Too early for consensus among cardinals
man fy
The selection process is extreme. All Swiss guardsmen are fanatics.
YOU ARE WATCHING FOX NEWS POPE WATCH
DOO DOO DOOODOOO
*JET FIGHTERS*
*AMERICAN EAGLES*
*FLYING JESUS*
I have protection doggo but im going to reply anyway because it was very well done!
Real Choose: Hungarian one
Cope chose: Sarah the Negro Pope
Gonna be the phillippino homosexual tiktoker tho
Frances handpicked over 80% of the electors, who do you think is gonna win lmao, its obviously gonna be another commie, my moneys on jeetpope
kys
JPII and Benedict picked almost all of the electors that chose Francis
who precisely do you think a commie pope is going to promote
Luis Tagle looks the least evil.
That doesn’t matter John Paul pick everyone cardinal but one in 2005 and the one who won was Benedict who was made a cardinal by Paul
Ah, I'll take your word for it. I think there was a misunderstanding regarding the image the burger posted. You noticed the Swiss guards, but I think the burger's point pertained more to the literal serpent building – which there's no amount of apologetics for – and how the Jesuit candidate you're promoting will fit right in there.
Sarah
Oh please, PLEASE, a thirdie pope would massacre the snoylent demon self-identifiers so bad
Kill yourself nigger
grats you picked the biggest liberal in the OP (after Moot)
Nigger
Was bought either way. The unwritten law that a jesuit must never become pope has lasted for centuries. They are the only order that does not submit to the vatican.
Is there really a cardinal called Pizzaballa? Kek
I forgot to mention that I hate this Conclave business. This secretive buffoonery hasn't been interesting for the last three pope votes. I would like to propose a modernized version:
A live streamed Battle Royale style death match. This would weed out any non-serious Cardinals, the old and infirm ones as well. They could seal off a part of Vatican City and do it there. They can still keep the white smoke at the end, I like that part.
was for I missed bigly
Holy bad at physiognomy, batman.
its a known pattern that conservatives promote based on merit and commies promote based on ideological adherence. I cant believe I have to explain this on Anon Babble of all places
pope francis is the last pope.
Shit thread
Interesting prediction.
The process has gone on for years before.
cheeky; but I choose Sarah
No. Technically any male Catholic may be elevated.
However the last time a man outside of the College of Cardinals was elected was the early 1800's. And it was a rarity then.
These are the Cardinals journalists think are most likely to be frontrunners (journalists literally aren't human.)
Indeed after the first poopjeet arrived
Man... I wish I had a halberd...
They mostly use Sigs though, don't they? Maybe pass on those...
moot
OH SHIT OH FUCK TURN ON CNN THE SMOKE IS WHITE
It was probably the suggestion that no one outside of Switzerland is an actual believer. A lot of people take offense at you insulting/questioning their faith.
which one raped the least kids?
watching a chimney
Truly, this is what God wanted.
Most Popes stack the College. It very rarely, if ever, results in a handpicked successor.
Would be funny. They closed the doors 20min ago.
Hope the nigger wins to embarrass papists.
are most popes commies? Frances was. What do we know about commies?
Whoever gets picked would most likely have been promoted by Francis himself, so how is that not handpicked?
Here Swiss, anon, why don't you save us all the suspense and call one of your Basel finance bros and ask him who's gonna be Pope.
It's either this or circle mindlessly around a space meteor
As long as they don’t pick someone from an order they’re probably fine
Its like that gulf of mexico oil spill, when people spent all day watching a live stream of oil pouring out of the hole
Austrian pistols, swiss assault rifles and german submachine guns.
Dionysus rules this world. A comedy of epic proportions.
At least it's better than a tragedy.
no roody-poos in my church
Are all those weapons to protect the Pope or make sure he stays in his lane?
I preferred watching La Palma spew molten Earth.
God reminding us of how powerful he truly is.
The burgers have destroyed our banking secrecy. Unfortunately, secret payments are no longer processed through us. Ask someone from Delaware.
Has a Pope ever suffered a Coup?
Those were some great threads.
The burgers have destroyed our banking secrecy
kek
The Bank for International Settlements would like a word with you, mate.
The Pizza guy looks friendly
The Africans are trads who are against immigration and LGBT and we want one to win
Yes, from late 1300 to 1400 there were times with 2-3 Popes at same time claiming to be the legit one. Most recent fuck up is John Paul I assassination.
Has a Pope ever suffered a Coup?
The last one abdicated without dying, didn't he?
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The ravens will starve
People will probably quarrel over the word coup but I suppose yeah. The Vatican has a mad history.
Such an ugly building. But it was never under our control. We only provided the location.
I forgot about the anti-Popes.
Ah yes I forgot, Ratzinger was kicked out by the homosexual lobby, who were the ones who put the communist montonero to remove and put the 80% of new cardinals so they keep with the destruction of the church.
who's likely to win
The exact point I'm making is that Cardinals a Pope appoints do not always vote how the Pope who appointed them would vote. Or even in a way he would approve. Alexander VI being a glaring example of this.
I'll remind everyone that Papal election requires more electors than a simple majority. The idea that we will get a Pope Francis II necessarily is silly.
I'm only messing, it's its own sovereign jurisdiction or something.
luis antonio for the win
Nah
I don't get it
Ok... that's actually not as bad as I thought then.
Glocks are trash, but at least they don't explode if you look at them funny like Sig pistols. And the MP5 is about the only halfway competent thing H&K puts out.
Pope was not dead and a jesuit followed him. Two lightning strikes at the same time in the same place and everyone acted as if it were normal.
Go Sarah, Go!
Yes.
mfw a Jeet becomes the CEO of the Catholic church
kek
Fag
John Paul 1 is also the last Italian pope. This will be the 5th conclave in my lifetime. John Paul II was a very young pople, 58, that's why he was there so long 27 years.
At least then we would know for sure whose race the owners are.
everyone acted as if it were normal.
Because the world is absolutely mental, buddy, nobody expects normal. Have you ever read read Revelation 20? Might want to look into it.
I mean... it's extremely unlikely, but possible. The trads like him for his stances. Francis' commie appointees would likely be too scared to vote against an African.
for me, its ambongo
The Medicis ran the Catholic Church at one point and dealt with the Protestant Reformation and Henry VIII's divorce
Pizaballa, a proper Italian pope with strong credentials nor into the culture war farce. But whic
JPII was succeeded by Benedict XVI, which was succeeded by Francis.
It's more of a zig-zag with social popes and administrator popes.
Revelation 20
Not exactly. But I always follow literature recommendations from Anon Babble.
John Paul II was based cause he helped to destroy the communist eastern block. After Ratzinger, who was a John Paul II's follower, we are full Vatican II Council damage and the start of the catholic church destruction
literally me in this picture
Which is why it won't be Pizzaballs.
it’s got to be Ranjith
Patience is virtue
I have so many bets placed on Kalshi, I'm just waiting for black smoke in a half hour and I'll cash out on the changed odds
for me...its moot
John Paul II was based cause he helped to destroy the communist eastern block
Correct. Cia pick. She even wanted to make him a martyr with their gray wolf.
Say it with me anons
Thas a spicy pizza balla
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CAM ON PIERBATTISTA PIZZADANCING
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Thread about the next pope
Random pisslam mudslime seething
Kill yourself, Abdul.
Typical rise and remove proofs CIA plan, he just survived and hold the chair too much for CIA plans of world destruction as they had Obama way already planned to happend after Bush.
A WISP OF WHITE SMOKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
oh it's a cloud
You know the Anon Babble meme that you're dead and in hell already? Well...
20 And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.
2 And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
3 And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.
Revelation 20:1-3
There's growing internet sub-culture that is looking around at the world and wondering are we in satan's little season right now. Someone has to live during that time, could be us. Look around, sure, things are pretty satanic so can they be blamed for considering it.
Pope Pierrebatista Pizzaballa because the guys of Due Dissidence made a few very good points in his favor.
Why do you think I would care about something like this? How is this going to improve my life? This is all very irrelevant to me
Nyoo
fridolin ambongo besungu
Congoniggas have the funniest names on earth, you sometimes find ones with names like Jesus-Lord Ungabunga lmao
A pakistan nuke will improve it
The same way your country expect us to care about the threat of war with Pakistan
>mfw a Jeet becomes the CEO of the Catholic church
Pizzaballs or nothing
It's your country fault they are like these btw
when you remove all the hands of the congo population that they start to write with their feet and end with retard names like fridolin ambongo besungu
When do we get the first smoke?
Literally no one forced them to pick "fancy" or religious first names in French while keeping their tribal last names, they do it themselves.
It's time for a black woman.
Duae hebdomades amplius
Pizzaballa will never be chosen because he is too young, they will chose someone decrepit.
Or maybe they will choose a beautiful, feminine, femboy in order to attract a lot of young people.
I find it incredibly ironic that the rule that Cardinals can't be over 80 was brought in.
God's prophets had famously long lives.
Who is the femboy cardinal?
Is it a Pole?
If my calculations are correct, in 15 minutes (1pm EST)
With the tensions in Israel-Palestine, it would be wise to pick the guy that can deal with it that's not named Parolin
I hope Robert Sarah. He's basically Clarence Thomas.
Yeah I don’t think anyone actually lived to 500 years old
man... i just want to fuck femboys without judgement
Checked, unbeliever.
Who is the femboy cardinal?
Technically it doesn't have to be a cardinal. Pope Fuentes.
Francis appounted a lot of these Cardinals, yes. But he had to choose from Bishops who were overwelmingly appointed by Benedict XVI and JP2.
Not a very progressive pool to draw from.
Michelle Obama is the pick then
Robert
IT'S
HIS
TURN
So what exactly happens in there? Do they have polls and/or debates or what? I'm guessing they also have breaks to eat and what not. I'm guess they also go to sleep when it extends for days.
They do have to be Catholic though.
So Fuentes is ineligible.
Mass
Breakfast
2 votes
Lunch
2 votes
Dinner
Retire for the night
In between votes/meals? Ostensibly prayer and reflection. In reality? Politicking.
No sucking and fucking?
So if they can't eat breakfast, will that prevent the blacks from voting?
They can elect any breeding age catholic man.
Only minutes till first smoke.
White/Black smoke is done with a smoke can
Imagine if the old geezer operating the stove throw in the wrong can
Requesting conclave jenny and we call it /poop/
Like Protrannies, Cuckolics are nigger lovers and crypto-communist, expect another DEI progressist that will bring more heresy to the church.
be anti-Christian
be weird sex pest
Neat
Because you don't understand the story of St. John the baptist. Would that be correct Achmed?
Alexander VI, despite being based, transparently bribed the cardinals for the papacy. If you think thats still workable in 2025, your religion is a joke
Pope McPopeface