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Honest question lads, no meme answers.
how do you know when your like, fully "done".
i've been sending off over 75 applications for the past 2 and a half years. only 3/4 people came back with stupid offers. i am in my early 30s. i've lost all my freinds and family to rhetoric. i am in my pretty bad shape. the people i do still speak to are either deluded or have no idea whats going on infront of thier face.
women dont seem interested any more, like at all.
am i done for?
what are the key signs your live is over.
my hair is thinning at an alarming rate
i think it may actually be over
what happens if they nuke each other
then they all come here
what then
I don't want that to happen lads.
Any good embassy action? Hoping for a bit of kettling.
go and kill kier starmer
Move to Scotland and get a nonsense degree. You won't even have to pay the student loan back because they keep upping the threshold for repayments.
alri Prevent laa.
it wont solve anything.
what are the key signs your live is over
A stopped heartbeat. Get your HGV loicense
sometimes just finding a purpose is all the purpose you need
You guys do know that these 'ironic' britpol jeet threads are made by actual shitskins, right? OP is indian subhuman vermin
i am on UC, i only get to pay bills and go on food banks.
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS
I want an HGV loicense. Already got 400hrs each on euro/american truck simulator.
this tbdesu m8 or become a paramilibob when shit kicks off
what's with the marajami?
Hang in there friend
Anyone heard which flag we should be adding to our bluesky bios yet
polish, irish and gypsy in the same category
kek
afters
BLASTARD
get tired of mates saying trump this, fash that
say "Hey y'know he's got the most progressive cabinet ever, right?", pretending to know what I'm talking about
"Source???"
start to go through the cabinet
different races
women
different religions
confirmed gays using surrogacy
children from mixed marriages; Anon Babble would meme about mystery meat american de chuba cabra monster or whatever it is
remember how trumpy's pro-immigration too and get lost in thoughts; why do lefties hate him again?
consider mentioning Starmer's deportations, indenturing of Indian workers, new anti-protest laws, no removal of tory-led "authoritarian" laws and everything that would make him more fash than Dumpy Wumpy
shut up instead and roll over
The purity test makes out anyone and everyone to be evil, but only the ones we agree are evil can be put on trial. I'm still trying to figure out how The Party and its red lines has been replaced with some imaginary zeitgeist that we all adhere to like a hive mind despite there being no penalty, no secret police, no executions, for crossing or even toeing the line.
Watched a buzzard get harassed by Jackdaws. Natures metaphor for the noble Englishman soaring through a mob of noisy black bastards
I'm in a similar situation myself, my goal is just to get a low-skilled mindless job.
I have a license so I'm thinking of getting a job as a delivery driver, if you don't have one I guess being a warehouse drone might be an option.
Same thing innit
Is it your fault or not. I know people who are similar situations, they won't take the most basic steps of looking in the mirror and seeing they are the root cause of all their problems.
I knew a guy who got his dream job of playing games all day play testing for Rockstar and still got sacked because he is a fucking retard who thought he wouldn't have to do anything other than play GTA all day.
how come pakistan gets all the cool fighter jets and india is stuck with mostly cringe ones?
that's the flag of the mexican-irish people (they call themselves german americans)
Why they have nuclear reactors to begin with is even more perplexing.
india and pakistan regularly exchange rockets
indian aircraft regularly invade pakistani airspace and are shot down
india targets terrorist organisations that pakistan has no control over
india has PARAmilitaries guarding its border
Can we stop pretending these two places are countries?
They seem to be loosely defined feudal republics with no monopoly on violence.
i know people like that. and no i am not one of those. at least i think i have been doing what this guy is doing minus the driving licence. since i dont have one. but now i do think that "they" have won.
Bush Jr. also had a very diverse cabinet.
And Trump is still deporting fewer people per day on average than during the Obama & Biden presidencies.
I'm still trying to figure out how The Party and its red lines has been replaced with some imaginary zeitgeist that we all adhere to like a hive mind
Noam Chomsky has spent decades trying to tell you about this.
I used to think that, but then jackdaws started nesting in my chimney uninvited and I started to understand the plight of the buzzard
i thought the poos make their own fighters and they cost a fraction of the f-16 and does all the same shit
Im now thinking that this is why they made our lightbulbs so shit too.
Miseryguts
It's going to be funny when this causes tornadoes in spain or something.
who cares i'm invested in why india consistently chooses dogshit
like i'm pretty sure most people here would cheer on india to win simply because they're not muslim and don't have the terrorist ties pakistan does but im cheering for pakistan simply because they've got cooler planes
Pic related is quite funny reading in an era when muslims have become the default disliked ethno-religious group in the UK
Unironically, learn a trade anon. Sparky, plumber, brick layer, welder. There's plenty of demand for those jobs and you can get qualified at night school. Might be tougher finding a job up norf but you'll find something.
India uses French jets (Dassault Mirage 2000s and Rafales), Pakistan uses jets co-developed with the Chinks
i've been sending off over 75 applications for the past 2 and a half years.
That is genuinely not very many, Try sending 100 a month, thats how i got my first job, I applied 100ish jobs and got about 10 interviews, got 1 job. Sorry but thats just how it works. Also stop eating shit, eat less and eat mostly fruit and vegetables, your burning weight dont bother about muh hekin keto bs. also I know normies are clueless fucks, gotta ware that mask though. find out what they are into and pretend to be into it too, otherwise find spergs at games workshop or be a hermit.
Yes
muslims have become the default disliked ethno-religious group in the UK
The UK is the second most pro-muslim non-muslim country in the world after Russia.
they've got rafales, su 30's, mig 21's, jaguars (lmao) and bottom spec mig 29's and mirage 2000's
allegedly they've already lost a rafale (lmao x2)
honestly do it, dont let pride fuck with you you'll be ,making money and you can go somewhere from there
Every Pakistani and Indian currently in the House of Lords.
*blocks your path*
dont let pride fuck with you
Mr Wallace?
fuck
They have this thing too HAL Tejas
I like how British politics are now exclusively decided by two things
what's been on telly that week
wars that are happening the other side of the planet that don't involve British people in any way
Can we geoengineer a massive earthquake in Pakistan?
different department, I'm from Encourage®
DAS RITE!
I thought like that until I got into my late 30's, I realised I was never going to have a good career so my goal changed to earning just enough live on.
Whatever the timescale, it is phenomenally gay, we need to send the bames back, and Starmer is a nonce.
f-16, jf-17, j-10 and possibly even the f-7pg or whatever their upgraded j-7e is called is a sick line up
Noam Chomsky
His wikipedia reads like a left wing messiah. He has all the correct opinions.
New takeaway meal idea; squelchy boxes.
Runny, sloppy, spicy goop.
Bares more than a passing resemblance to shite.
If they were the most disliked group because of their numbers you'd expect there to be more negativity like there is in France or Germany.
In the UK and Russia there is such a widespread respect for the culture of Islam that not even over 20 years of a war on terror has been able to dent in a significant way.
Takeaway golgappa and gupshup?
jf-17 looks like a Frankenstein F-16
A lot of these brinnies thought they posts would age like wine
Give it a name like "glukdeep" and you can pass it off as genuine jeet cuisine.
How have you never heard of him? I would've thought he's fairly internet famous.
He's also well-known for personally and sincerely responding to every email he gets no matter how trivial if you wanted to ask him for a reading rec or what character he plays in Mario Kart.
Total Brown Depopulation
He's also well-known for personally and sincerely responding to every email he gets no matter how trivial
I'm going to email him asking him for his opinions on brit/pol/.
performance is more comparable to a legacy hornet which makes sense since they already do have f-16's
ok well there have been some declarations.
Arab–Israeli War (1948) - Declared by 5 Arab states against Isreal.
Ogaden War (1977) - Somalia declared war on Ethiopia
Iran–Iraq War (1980) - Iraq declared war on Iran
Chadian Civil War (2005) - Chad declared war on Sudan
Hope u've signed m8. We need to break a mill before their typical bullshit reply
I only you listened
I thank my enemy for their existence.
It gives me purpouse.
Err... yes?
Hearty kek
neoliberals need the noose
working for less then you think a job is worse
Isn't the entire POINT to better the situation for the working class? A fight to lower wages and they won't even be feeding into NI
same here except I don't pay my bills, it's been over a year, I just ignore everything
seeyea i've been trying to do that since covid. nothing. no real responces.
trade deal
dealing in humans
I thought we had turned a corner on all that?
sounds like 2021 me.
when are you gonna move house and change your name
Got my hgv licence 3 years back, 6 months after getting my car license, work about 45 hours a week and make £45k a year, would recommend. A lot of truck jobs are physically demanding despite the stereotype so bare that in mind if you're a fat cunt
When the Indian and the Pakistani go to war, the Sri Lankan is the only winner.
I genuinely can't take this any more
Israel v Palestine
India v Pakistan
Which will be the next "I v P" war?
near a grand a week for 45 hours
Lying cunt
the i'm alright jack attitude what's your problem. The thick fucking cunt
He was a big lad
F
I detest these types of cunts so much, hope he loses his job to a jeet.
Ireland v Potatoes
indonesia v phillipines
Kek.
THE HAPPENING IS BACK ON
Looks like the sort of man our resident polish LGBT enthusiast lusts after.
BREXIT RUINED YOUR ECONOMY
FARAGE FROM MOSCOW IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
Incels vs Prettyboys
you think wage suppression is... le BAD!?
I fucking hate these cunts so much
me creating a twatter account
I tell myself not to because you can't argue with every retard on the internet, but this place is no better.
>EXPOSED: Emmanuel Macron's cunning five-day plot to bind Brexit Britain in chains as payback looms
gbnews
RUSSIA TODAY
WHOLE WORLD HOLDS ITS BREATH
like you do when you're in the same room as one of them
Orange suits
Is that for the shit?
Cor. imagine the billions of refugees we'll be getting.
A curry house on every street. Imagine the smell. Cor.
Captcha: wognv
so you want people to be paid for their work?
Yes
racist!
At this point, why not be? Everyone else is
a curry house on every street
We've already got that
Should be increase the interest rate by 1% or increase migrants by another 10%
More Migrants it is
Its deserved
gbnews
GB News operates under a holding company called All Perspectives Ltd, which has two main shareholders: Sir Paul Marshall and Legatum Ltd, a Dubai-headquartered company. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legatum
2This word to note in that sentence is ‘pretense’. Peter Pomerantsev, who has lived and worked in Russia since 2001, and was a senior research fellow at Legatum, also noticed the nation’s propensity for make believe, and saw its seeds being sewn in preceding decades: ‘… the great drama of Russia is not the “transition” between communism and capitalism, between one fervently held set of beliefs and another, but that during the final decades of the USSR no one believed in communism and yet carried on living as if they did, and now they can only create a society of simulations.’"
they are going to flood the country with browns before 2029
I think I've figured out why Britain sucks so much. We have snowflake culture. People getting offended is more important than freedom here. This shit with the lib dems trying to fine people for playing music on busses is peak example. You gotta ban people from making sounds in public because someone might get offended or some mong might have sensory overload. Freedom loving nations would never go for this bullshit.
Capitalism is an anti-white Jewish system and all "British" capitalists who try to hire foreign peons need to be Zyklon'd
billions of refugees
Cheap threat already happening
Keynes and Adam Smith were retards, Migrants are the true Wealth of Nations.
get a load of ricky gervais circa 2010 over here
All the teenagers will be indian and asian
Sir Paul Marshall and Legatum Ltd
>gbnews
The Legatum Institute was founded in 2007, funded by the Dubai-based Legatum Group under its owner Christopher Chandler, a businessman and hedge fund owner.[8] Chandler and his brother, Richard, made their money in Russia in the 1990s/2000s and at one time had a 4% stake in the Russian state-owned company, Gazprom. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legatum_Institute
reddit:
"Not taxing Indian workers is fine because
... it's already more expensive to hire an Indian than someone from the UK because of all the admin
... and this is just to make it more like visa work from the US/EU/Canada"
If it costs more to have Indian employees, why are companies hiring them?
RUSSIA OWNS FARAGE AND GPBNEWS AND GEORGE GALLOWAY
BREXIT WAS A RUSSIAN PSYOP
What type of admin even? Fill out a couple of forms?
t
zyklond
British people declared war on Germany, killed millions of Germans and made fun of Hitler for decades. To this charge all you can do is pretend you dindu nuffin, that its not your fault and you should get away with every consequential crime.
You deserve this.
Nah that guy sucks balls. The name for this idea is punk. Fun uncle vs. boring uncle. Gervais is boring uncle.
An NHS worker has been awarded almost £30,000 in compensation after being compared to Stars Wars villain Darth Vader at work.
Lorna Rooke's colleague took a Star Wars-themed personality type test on her behalf, with it concluding that Ms Rooke fell into the Darth Vader category.
An employment tribunal in Croydon, south London, found that the incident was a "detriment", meaning it caused harm or a negative impact to Ms Rooke, who worked in a blood donation department.
The claimant was made to feel "unpopular" and suffered from low mood and anxiety in relation to her work environment.
more waste
fuck off you can let the EU tell you what to do if you want i'd vote for brexit again tomorrow
Aren't we supposed to be pro-sex work now though? Can't have it both ways, sweaty.
rEconomy was shit before Brexit you pathetic potatonigger
a couple of forms
That's three full time HR witches to do that
RUSSIA OWNS FARAGE AND GPBNEWS AND GEORGE GALLOWAY
The Legatum Institute was founded in 2007, funded by the Dubai-based Legatum Group under its owner Christopher Chandler
In a speech made in the Commons under parliamentary privilege, Bob Seely alleged that Christopher Chandler had been an “object of interest” to French intelligence. Chandler, who founded the Legatum thinktank, rejected the claim as “complete nonsense”.
Seely said that he and four other MPs had seen documents from Monaco’s security department. These “brief, terse, factual files” related to “national security and money laundering” and included information supplied by the DST intelligence agency, France’s equivalent of MI5.
The MP said senior French intelligence sources plus their British and American counterparts had “authenticated” their content. He added: “The documents indicated a link – a noted individual in this country – with Russian intelligence.”
woorf every penny
Rnhs
Who would even pay for a third world hooker that cant afford muh hygiene basics?
Sometimes they are better qualified. There's also big business in hiring Indians who live in India because their work day is just after ours concludes so for tech shit and call centres it gives you 24-hour coverage.
HELLO RAIDIO MOSCOW
Check wikileaks here
Fuck off
on the jameson again kieran?
low mood and anxiety
suffer
imagine the smell
westminster is a glorifed council chamber
issues that concern the future and fate of nations have already been decided at davos and bilderberg
Who would even pay for a third world hooker that cant afford muh hygiene basics?
Dunno. Apparently redditors are legal experts in foreign labour now.
Whenever I see agency staff, they're always black or brown, so I dunno how they're functioning whilst being in the red from day 1, without even this legislation which isn't enforced yet, according to reddit.
issues that concern the future and fate of nations have already been decided at washington
FTFY
Reddit is all bots now
SOMETHING I DONT LIKE MEANS U R RUSSIA
the UK isn't safe
Okay let's have all asylum seekers moved to a safe country
N- no
I'm not even sure why I replied because it's fucking reddit.
The claimant was made to feel "unpopular" and suffered from low mood and anxiety in relation to her work environment.
Josh gonna sue fuck outta us isnt he
No one's fucking decided them. Labour got in and basically showed off how the government's been running without a driver for the past 10+ years, and then a year in we find out they had no plan and so they're just spinning their wheels doing bullshit. There's no conspiracy, we're just a nation of idiots and we have a government by the people.
How would these types of people even function if anything slightly bad happened to them? NHS worker as well ffs
It's over...
You know what happens if you don't let my people go
ps, ask pharaoh
Are there marches in London this weekend? I think I'm on the Pakistan side even though I fucking hate them.
Even the Pakis have to wear protective suits when entering India.
Your country is fake and only does tax evasion. You are literally rich from liking corporate boot.
Imagine if they had actually introduced conscription and we had a closer allied relationship to either Pakistan or India, the pakis of jeets conscripted in the British army would be chimping out in fury over us supporting the other side
lol you can hate both without being on a side. Show hand
gaza is being starved
Didn't they have an obesity crisis before the war?
I'm still confused how a country with no farms, no career prospects, and no government, exploded in population.
Or why in the official death tolls, only women and children are marked as non-combatants.
All seems sus honestly.
if putin has a million fans, then i'm one of them
if putin has one fan, then i'm THAT ONE.
if putin has no fans, that means i'm dead
The LDs are actually correct in this situation though.
There is an epidemic of bames and zoomers playing music at full volume in public.
still better than anything you've ever produced.
Looks lovely, ngl. Genuinely envious
ai law firm
called this years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
young people having fun?
playing music?
better ban it
This is the mindset of a deeply sad person.
Im sure the Masons wont be defeated by an AI letter.
only niggers play music out loud on the bus.
Soz mate, hope they both get wiped out by a nuclear bomb so every Abrahamic religion is worshipping an irradiated hole in the ground and no-one can go there.
Didn't know I had to like muzzies to be in this club.
Wouldn't mind if the npcs played something decent like Tool or Metallica or Deftones or Libertines but it's always utter shit
You’re a nigger
Nothing wrong with that as long as it's in private.
Are you actually okay with being on a quiet train/bus/etc. and then some jeet takes a seat next to you and blasts his durka durka music at full volume?
hope they both get wiped out by a nuclear bomb so every Abrahamic religion is worshipping an irradiated hole in the ground and no-one can go there.
gigabased
return to Woden.
75 in 2.5 years? lmao I had over 576 in a few months for mine, managed to get the wfh lappy working so I can now shitpost and ''work''
why can't LLM takeover all lawyering
it's just about using language in the end
Ribena
This.
When at work I have to hear a nigger singing to her phone at lunch.
Only other nigger women feel they can tell her to stop and that's because they do it too.
It's like evolution never gave them self awareness.
ai divorce lawyer
£75 all in
The middle class are going to be decimated in a few years
This proves that you haven't actually experienced the issue and you are just saying you wanna ban it because you suck as a person. I don't believe LD voters actually ride public transport.
i don't like your music choice
£1000 please
Yes because I'm not a fucking autistic specky bastard with sensory issues.
buys a tesla so they can crush it
take that elon
Job is in London but not a lie
We have a middle class?
blah blah blah
Don't care. Only niggers play music out loud on the bus is a completely true statement and you're a sore nigger.
Larp.
Post payslip you fat lying tramp
Yes, but they're currently in Fuhrerbunker mode trying to avoid onslaught by HMRC
What's the carbon footprint of one of those Tesla's?
hi yeah can I have a custom plate please?
what do you want on it
uh FASCISM
really mate?
ye..yeah
Yeah, they all live in gated communities far far away from people like us
Shabby leftoid
3
can't pay attention for one (1) sentence
calls me a nigger
I guess you must be a meganigger then. Do they have schools in your homeland?
Not reading that, nigger.
The 2015 general election was ten years ago today.
ayo
I did a while back, got spammed for hours, didn't follow anyone or anything, just non stop messaging.
Pity, I wanted to call a lot of people useless niggers.
Shabby rightoid.
Probably a shit ton given all he smoke they give of when they catch fire.
comfy election
led by donkeys will do literally anything but challeng the incumbent government
What i'm gathering is you're a wigger chav who wants to subject everyone else to your shit choice of music.
He's defending the right for browns to blast their music because browns are oppressed
I don't even listen to music I just think it's fucking nuts and fun hating to try and fine people for playing music. It reeks like some snivelling middle-class middle-managing home-owning prick trying to micromanage everyone's lives with HR regulations. I remember being a child and constantly encountering no-fun bastards with rules like this. The biggest disappointment of my life was when I became an adult and realised that you never escape these people and they run everything. I hate them.
Not everything is about race. I think white chavs and brown niglets should all be able to blast shitty music on the bus because that's what kids do and I think it makes the world a nicer place.
Yeah, you pitched that stale idea larst time we were in here. And I'll tell you wot. I didn't like then, and I don't like it now.
And I'll tell you somefink else. Quite frankly I don't like you. And that why, you're fired.
Go on. Get out. Sling bastardin' hook. Tek your silky little suitcase wif ya. Get rid.
Oh shit, yeah this was my local co-op too, been like that for a little white now, was wondering what was going on.
it's fucking nuts and fun hating to try and fine people for playing music
You've clearly never encountered foreigns blasting their shitty drill rap music.
Stop the hackers. People need food
Ah yes, ye olde cyber attack, thwarted by pen and paper and a fax machine.
I LIVE IN A COUNTRY RUN BY FUCKING MORONS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Zindabad
Yes! Yes! Yes! Come on you poofs!
It's mad how crippled we'll be when the blackout happens
I have. It's noises. And quite frankly I don't think w should stop everyone from having fun to spite some random foreigners. If your actual problem was with black people then you'd want to get rid of them instead of trying to make a fine that stops them playing music.
a car is fascism
a south african is fascism
an orange is fascism
Can anyone define fascism?
He 'ates forrinas
How?
deportations of illegal immigrants
Tell me more!
he's not even doing it right, are Obama and are Biden deported more
Um...?
so we should have open borders and make cannabis legal
What has that got to do with...
and let me have gay sex with children!
...
stop hacking shops, mate
RACE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
They should find you for breathing your aids breath everywhere as well as annoying mud music blaring
It's not stopping people having fun you retard it's to stop foreigners and wiggers blasting music way too loud
no2 all over
be the chad you never knew you were
come to america and finding work in a kitchen or building site. you'd unironically make more in 5 years than you could ever dream about in the UK. if you live cheap, "muh cost of living" won't affect you
First for infinite migration of people from the 3rd world.
First for paki pedo rape gangas in every city in the land.
Rest assured. These thugs WILL FACE the full force of the British justice system
rolling for doors going in at the weekend
It also bans white people from playing music and has no limit on volume. It is literally just a ban on all music on public transit.
The singularity of worm hole resauces, cut in to the vortex of computation!?
I'm not a hacker, never have been, I lack the mental capacity. That's why i post here, amongst some of my peers.
Good. Wear headphones and stop subjecting Whites to your shit music and tiktok videos.
Wouldn’t mind knowing the immigration status of the Iranians rounded up for spying this week?
Any comment, Keith?
definite hacker
No dodgy pdf files here
foreigners and wiggers
Oh wait, I get it now. You mean poor people. It bans poor children from having fun on public transport because you're a stuck-up prick.
imagine battering a riot pig with a 6 foot morning star, over the top of their bent little shields straight to the back of the head
They were probably doing more than spying given the armed raids. Axel had already been into school ten or more times with a knife (in the prevent report) and they figured that was basically fine.
you have got to be either mixed or sub 100 IQ white chav. put some fucking headphones in
Remember Keep Calm and Carry On? One day a Guardian gobshite will claim this phrase never existed and was invented by fascist right wingers harking on about the so called good old days when the Stephen Lawrences and gays were routinely murdered on the oppressive streets of London
Fun = letting children blast tiktoks
Their fun shouldn't come at my expense. Wear some fucking headphones if you're watching brain rot content or read a fucking book if you seriously cannot just zone out for 15 minutes.
Boomboxes were better
New when ready:
you must sit in silence with headphones on and stare straight ahead at all times
no talking no socialising no children having fun
you must all watch ze videos on your device in silence
zis is the optimal way to reach your wage cage while maximising shareholder value
You are the one suggesting these retarded regulations. They've literally done science on this shit and found out people who push to degrade freedom for this dumb shit are lower IQ. How about you put some fucking noise cancelling headphones on instead of whining like a bitch and trying to ban sounds in public?
don't you mean wogboxes?
Did you mean ghetto blasters?
yeah welcome to niggerland, we must all now live by the lowest common denominator.
Yeah you're an 80 IQ mongrel.
I bet this wigga is deaf in that ear now
the kinds of Brits that would like Hinduism (dirty peasants) are the kinds of people that would never have gone to India back then, not for work anyway. its reputation only really changed in our lifetime.
widespread respect
Whut
Every Network rail employee has told me that if you don't know someone who works there, good luck.
But they're still understaffed in every department.