Brit/pol/ - Lords of the Land Edition

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Pakistanis in London to protest outside Indian Embassy as Asian conflict reaches Britain

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Pakistan vows retribution after nearly 30 people killed in Indian 'act of war' missile strikes

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Winston Churchill statue to be given special status with those climbing it JAILED

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EXPOSED: Emmanuel Macron's cunning five-day plot to bind Brexit Britain in chains as payback looms

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youtube.com/watch?v=fRD_3vJagxk

Music you mong. People listen to it in groups. I don't give a shit if you want to ban TikTok on trains. It literally doesn't hurt you hearing music unless you are the most sensitive fucker.

youtube.com/watch?v=7nCghu8yLFc

I don't care how many niggers there are, I don't want to live in a world ruled by your petty bullshit regulations. I would rather live in some African shithole where people are actually happy than a country which tries to ban music.

Seems Pakistan is preparing for war.

I don't like loud noises.
There's no need for them.

I would rather live in some African shithole where people are actually happy

Kek no you wouldn't.

The point is there are already shitloads of regulations as a result of niggers. You can't so much as carry a spoon in public now.

Should be a comfy night for the riots, needless to say, I am deeply uncomfy.
Least I went back to the gym today, 60kg 5x5 easy and 40kg on Pendlay Rows after months of not going.

I said I would rather live in a place where I was happy, even if it was poor. Obviously there are some places that are so poor you can't be happy. But what I want the most is to be happy here instead of sitting in silence and hating life.

What the fuck does this have to do with that?

brit/pol/ supports whomever GCHQ supports

Honestly lads, quite frankly and I dare say it, I'm on the side of the jeets, would be far more kino for a return to the Raj borders.

he posted this though?
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/504143328/

Apparently this was old Hitler's favorite film

Cool. Genestealers it is.

Don't forget the glue.

u in favourite

read it again dickhead.
Where were you when kids music concerts started to need armed guards, or Christmas markets began having concrete barriers of peace? Oh but heaven forbid we tell some fucking coon to shut the fuck up on the bus. That would surely be a step into totalitarian hell.

mong

Good post. Saved me a couple minutes typing. Just mental to me how people HAVE to have something playing at all times.

what I want the most is to be happy here instead of sitting in silence and hating life.

So you're telling me you cannot just have silence and solitude and instead always have to have nigger rap blaring to be "happy"? What kind of creature are you?

They won't stop at Pakistan.

the air was jasmine scented

Who the fuck actually browses outer? Oh yeah the kind of tard who always talks about josh.

I know it's early but I want to sleep lads, not feeling it.

India is losing kek

follows geographic borders until it hits russia and china

...?
Snaking is genuinely the worst thing you can do in EU4.

theguardian.com/global-development/2025/may/07/women-inequality-menopause-perimenopause-ageing-india-career-workplace-employers

that's just not how things are done in England

I know, and I fucking hate it. That was my original complaint. I spend my whole life under the thumb of these bastards; how could I not know that we are a shit country full of fun hating losers whose spirit animal is Keir Starmer. It's not about getting niggered, it's about wanting freedom. But every few years some fuck comes round and says: you must lose your freedom due to niggers.

sand niggers mean we need to spy on you

big concrete blocks everywhere

no music on trains, niggers might play it

we need a social credit score because niggers

eat the bugs because niggers

SHUT UP I DON'T CARE ABOUT NIGGERS!!!!!!!

I literally wrote the shit above before reading this. Yes those all fucking suck still. This country is hell. You don't disagree, you are just low IQ so you don't understand that people like you are the ones supporting this shit.

you cannot just have silence

I can. I can appreciate both silence and noise. Let what may come. What I can't abide is a world where silence is enforced.

you reckon?

How do you find Brit/pol/ threads without accessing the catalogue or main page of Anon Babble?
Spastic

jew multipost

begone

sar sar pliz you buy

They've lost 5 jets to Pakistan

What I can't abide is a world where silence is enforced.

Silence isn't enforced, shitty rap music and tiktoks being blasted at full volume is. If silence scares you that much wear headphones.

Exactly. Your civil liberties and way of life must be eroded to accommodate poo-coloured people for some reason. Errr... no?

xcancel.com/cjsnowdon/status/1920080752286318647#m

So it's not about this trade deal, per se. You just object to any foreigner coming to the UK and working for less than you think a job is worth.

Literally repeating the Vivek Christmas day argument just months later

Any proof of this? It's not like pakis lie

can't wear headphones me I can't. Got a condition me I have. Blue badge holder me I am. You have to listen to my shit music you do, it's the law it is

i think we should send all the pakis to scotland
or wales

Do Indians do the normal nod for yes and shake head for no as well as their head bobble?

right here breh

I want to hear the sounds of the world, of people, not a private personal feed that isolates me from it.

So you agree with me that music should not be banned? Or do you want to erode liberties?

Which country would smell worse if nuked India or pakistan?

Bahawlpur strike footage from yesterday.

He has no answer, hoist by his own petard.

How about we compromise and put them in the Irish sea?

Nilanjana Bhowmick

War is the only hygeine

india I reckon, they love poo don't they

"So what?"

India, more people means more poo

No, the head wobble covers it all and more

Customarily a head wobble indicates the initiation of the haggle phase.

Reform is a middle-aged party

jeet tache

France confirmed a rafale got shot down - India spend 200m on this

25–34

WTF is happening to millenials that makes them love Labour?

Of course music should not be banned, the point is that even having to have this debate is disgusting because it is a problem caused entirely by immigrants that have been imported against our will and to exactly zero benefit to us.

White people don't go around blasting shitty music everywhere is packed public places. If the country was white we would not have these problems, people would naturally understand that it would be shitty behaviour to go around doing so. BAMEs do not have this inherent understanding.

The solution isn't ban music the solution is deport BAMEs.

way of life must be eroded

Being loud and annoying in confined spaces has never been a White thing but suddenly you're trying to make it seem like Whites always behaved like chimpanzees on trains and busses?

I want to hear the sounds of the world, of people

How can you do that when bames and wiggers are blasting music? Gtfo you twat, it's like the lefty version of "muh vibes" even though it negatively impacts everyone else.

they can use the aid money we give em to buy one a month

standard.co.uk/homesandproperty/property-news/norfolk-dersingham-nuclear-bunker-for-auction-b1225598.html

"Good".

Well thank you for agreeing with me that this shit sucks.

bames and wiggers

People interest me. Even the stupid and poor ones.

negatively impacts everyone else

Explain how it negatively impacts you.

It's not about getting niggered, it's about wanting freedom.

you must lose your freedom due to niggers.

SHUT UP I DON'T CARE ABOUT NIGGERS!!!!!!!

This reads like "I'm tired of inflation, house prices, job insecurity and wage depression... please stop talking about immigration"

I propose we remigrate the niggers (including gypsies) and then get all our liberties back.

All parties are - young voters don't vote.
Dunno but it might be the same reason most millennials, zeds and alphas are sexless, and any who are married think positively of getting their balls snipped (i.e. their body, their wife's choice).

What's the alternative? Besides, most Labour MPs are leftwing even if the Londoners have gone with a rightwing branding nationwide.

People interest me. Even the stupid and poor ones.

Not sure what is interesting about shit rap music

Explain how it negatively impacts you.

Because it's fucking annoying.

luv hearing the sounds of nature me

Its all right for you, Occupy, you get wheeled into the disabled space, whereas everyone else sits amongst the loud music ruffians

Found some youtube channel yesterday by some redheaded Scottish woman into fitness/gym stuff. I don't even care about that stuff but watched a few videos just to admire her pale skin and ginger hair.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/may/06/student-visa-crackdown-uk-university

How do wyte peepo walk wivvout playin rap on dey's phones?

I don't remember Christmas markets even being a thing as a kid. Best we got was Santa on the back of a truck collecting money and the town's shitty Christmas lights being turned on, which was just an excuse to get underage drunk and heckle the Z list celebrity the council hired.

The buildings can be used to house many many many bames

Sally and Rajeev

Um, link?

I propose we remigrate the niggers (including gypsies) and then get all our liberties back.

How about we keep our liberties instead of degrading them and deal with other matters by addressing them. You don't just "get your liberties back". They are easy to give away, and rarely come back to you.

Well it's just odd. Younger is a Green/Labour split, whereas they are Labour/Reform. I guess it must just be a very specific age range around 25 that votes Labour at high rates.

Ye recently released a rap song about sucking his cousin's dick. That is funny AF and you are a humourless bastard if you disagree.

do you remember being able to get on a plane without them taking a photo of your anus?
These are the things.

Big brain business plan: HR cuts. Big HR cuts.

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ideally, how should they be funded?

I certainly hope so x

How about we keep our liberties instead of degrading them

You said we're losing our liberties because of niggers, I said why not have liberties and no niggers.
I'm on your side.

By providing some form of actual economic gain. A very foren concept to them indeed.

I've never been on a plane, been on a train though.

Who was in the wrong here?

a billion jeets have just been given the green light to invade. They don't need to go through the pretence of "studying" anymore

Oh oops. I thought you wanted the ban because you said "get them back after" implying no liberty now.

He wants his niggers. Needs his niggers. Can't live without his niggers.

7 baby mamas

warrent from pope

always eating chicken drumstick

He is the blackest king.

The foreigner(s)
Shouldn't have been here.

Nobody because nothing happened

Ye recently released a rap song about sucking his cousin's dick. That is funny AF

You've got to be 18 to post here

twat cyclists on country roads cause hundreds of dangerous overtakes. You've got your cycle lanes in the towns, fuck off back there

youtube.com/@sophiereidfit/videos
I don't think her face is that attractive tbhwy, I just like the skin and hair colour

lol

See? Old, wrinkly, and fun hating. You gonna ban comedy next, snowflake?

not motorcyclists and drivers doing 78 in the wrong lane round blind corners

I guess it must just be a very specific age range around 25 that votes Labour at high rates.

They would've been the group that became politically conscious during the Corbyn years, presumably they're blissfully aware that a leftwing/working-class Labour party is generations away.
25 or younger means you've spent your entire life hearing about climate change and the importance of being green.

Go to Anon Babble

Click catalogue without reading anything

Search brit without reading anything

Was that so hard?

imagine a farmer just going for a pootle around London with a tractor and 18 tonne trailer, just for the lols.
Fuck off home lad.

much love for all the mandems and roadmans in the this thread

Shift your mindset, TRANSFORM your physique (yes it works)

youtube.com/watch?v=LB-zWSbtGkw
She's going to be a big lad

Caring about what Kanye has done makes you like 45 years old, College Dropout was literally over 20 years ago

WHEN WILL THE POLICE L'EARN.

I have a bookmark set up that directs me to the catalog with "brit/" already in the search field. Works 90% of the time unless the thread is baked by a spacker or an attention whore.

Every time I get held up or inconvenienced by a forren I mutter that to myself

Jeez ... She gets sunburnt indoors

Most people in this thread probably never even attended Anon Babbleootcamp

corbyn bump

Makes sense. And I suppose 25+ are more likely to tactical vote because they are just more likely to vote in general.

nice

Deano

Do a barrel roll.

welcome to the jungle.

Jeez ... She gets sunburnt indoors

That's the best kind of ginger woman.

never got why car drivers get so upset at cyclists for making them go 18mph for a moment

He's a big lad

IDGAF about him, I just heard he released a song about sucking his cousin's dick and that's really funny. "Black nazi releases rap song about gay incest" is IRL parody.

>nice

idgi?

lol, kinda based

n-no you can't just eat my slop!!!

it's much more difficult to overtake them on narrow and windy country lanes. Add some dodder old fucker driving a fiat punto behind them, and boom you are stuck doing 18mph for an hour.

windy? windey? meh

bbc.com/news/articles/c99p2mlyep5o

poo in loos at war

popes playing musical chairs

ukraine and russia still a thing

china and taiwan on the hob

green line down; red line up

I wonder what the good times will be like, and will I be alive to experience it.

how'd you think i feel when even after overtaking the cyclist there's some cunt doing 38 on an nsl when i want to be doing 138

cyclists aren't a real problem, the amount of people driving is and it's not just that most drivers can't actually drive there's too many fucking people

You forgot the jews and arabs

If you're in your 20s and 30s you'll live to see Britain become Brazil/South Africa/Pakistan/Iraq

just do the speed limit, if everyone just did that there would be no problem.

try to triforce for old times sake

"Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again."

Not allowed to triforce, not allowed say baka or desu, not allowed to lenny face, but thousands of posts every hour can litter every thread on every board with wojaks redditfrogs and unsolicited opinions on traps or American politics?
No fun allowed.

you'll live to see Britain become Brazil

With the sexy ladies?

you mean if you're in your 20s you got to see britain become somalia

Ed Davey demands Keir Starmer tells Donald Trump that "if he picks a fight with James Bond, Bridget Jones and Paddington Bear, he will lose".

Kill me

Black Smoke Appears

you'll live to see Britain become Brazil

Go on…

Basically is what I meant, yh

BREAKING: Conclave fails to elect new pope on first day of voting.

Weren't they recommended young people take up sewing machine operators about a year or two ago. Perfect timing.

Next up, brick layers. For when they cancel the million new homes.

What's on the idiot box tonight lads

A couple of years ago, it would've been Harry Potter instead of Bridget Jones

Ed is desperate to appear jovial.
To the rest of of he's just desperate.

just do the speed limit

no

bet you're one of those cunts who think you're entitled to the right lane just cos you're doing 70 fuck off

Coro

IT'S JUST LIKE MY FAVOURITE MEDIA PROPAGANDA

Where's philippa of hainault??????

be le twitter liberal

see image of paddington bear calling trump stupid

laugh

see image of politician calling trump stupid

laugh

see tweet calling trump "the idiot"

laugh

repeat until dead

It's so blackpilling.

Are we really still using racist innuendos, white smoke, black smoke. Why should it matter what colour the pope is ffs

Bo Selecta

Hasn't he challenged Keir to a FIFA game aswell

Bongladesh more like

Lefties baseding over Trump being called Voldemort is not even close to the classic "British patriot who also supports Israel" level of blackpilling

"if he picks a fight with James Bond, Bridget Jones and Paddington Bear, he will lose".

Powerful!

With the sexy ladies?

Yeah

xcancel.com/NeilDotObrien/status/1920095271351959615#m

SIX things we learned from today's NAO report on Asylum Accommodation and Support Contracts

2) Of this overspend:

£6.3bn in South

£2.5bn in Midlands

£0.7bn in North Eas

3) The Home Office doesn't systematically collect data on safeguarding incidents (classic Home Office)

fuck me

4) There are 120 people full time at Home Office just managing the contracts...

5) Profit margins are 7%, perhaps because there are constant changes to contracts (257 so far).

That's a pretty fucking great profit margin tbf, really raping us

Despite this, "The Home Office does not have a documented negotiating strategy for agreeing contract changes and agrees changes with the three suppliers on a case-by-case basis"

5b) When I asked about the cost of all these changes before the government refused to answer - I can see why now!

6) The Home Office is a disaster zone (in fairness we knew that already)

David Lammy's internal, gut-wrenching cringe every time he hears an update about the conclave must be fucking awful lmao

I'd wonder if you can still do that on Anon Babble but it's literally all just dodgy porn now kek

"British patriot who also supports Israel"

An Israeli pretending to be British then.

ffs Lammy will be going off his nut.

British patriot who also supports Israel

At least they're getting paid.

"British patriot who also supports Israel"

"They're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here"

youtube.com/watch?v=lY2oQ_RNBHc

doesheknow.png

HEDOESNTKNOW.jpg

Is he really that self-aware though?

"They're fighting them over there while we give them council houses over here"

Made a carrot cake with my mum other week and this guy on Emmerdale staged another guy's stabbing so he could take his kidney. I get the feeling Chat GPT wrote that one.

Probably inspired by true events in the Nigerian community

Studies suggest black children can recognise themselves in the mirror as early as 23, so he may well be.

They usually write stories based on current events, has their been alot of organ trafficking chinks lately?

while

*so, their policy of expulsion to Europe explicitly means we have to provide for them instead

He's of above-average intellect for a West Indian gentleman. IQ of *at least* 85

you're all cyclists to me man

Black Josh invented a computer at 12 they deserve more credit than that m80

and your mum is our collective bike

There's so many murders, rapes, stabbings, accidents, fires, explosions etc. on soaps. It's fucking absurd.

No doubt there's a lot of them but look at any Tommeh rally. 1 Israeli spook can hudwink thousands of well meaning lads into supporting Israel.

They do it for free thanks to the decades of indoctrination and these people are meant to be on our side kek

I bet his first word was chicken

car drivers are absolute cunts, just fucking slow down and wait for a safe opportunity to pass, what's the big deal an extra minute on your journey, having said that you have to be mentally retarded to ride a pushbike on country lanes, you're gonna die

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-02-06/labour-s-housing-ambitions-hit-by-worst-building-slump-in-a-year

I know, it's not like these things aren't happening in britain. Absurd

by selling the organs of there students

she's a tandem and you're the kind of person who needs somebody upfront steering

good thing she takes all sorts then innit

partially completed home

It needs knocking down the absolute state of that thing

Fuck knows, only Chinks I interact with run the chinky in my town and are also Jehovah's Witnesses lol. Pretty funny when I get my yearly knock on the door because their English hasn't improved in 20 years.

Don't know what?

oh no a black mans just stole your bike
ah well you're used to it by now aren't you?

Feels like bonnie blue when I comes in these threads

Harro! R you inrested in jehovah

They do it for F R E E

I tied thread around my mole the other day. Saturday night I think.
Swelled up and then shank a little, but not getting visibly smaller, seems to have gotten darker.
Gonna leave it a week or so and then I might have to see a doctor idk

my mum fucks niggers that means i've done you all

Absolute state of scottish smackheads

hit by building slump

Why yes, they didn't fail to build houses. Their excellent house building project was just hit by an unfortunate bout of houses not being built. Hardly their fault.

You didnt think that through did you

vacant and worthless?

I thought they all just got their mums and dad's to import illiterate cousins from back home to work as slaves and pump out kids?

Crammed full of brown cock

not in the habit of thinking about interracial relations thats more your game chief

They almost got me when I was at my lowest point with the drink, if they could speak English properly I'd probably be knocking on doors too now.

your epic no u doesn't work when you just bragged about your mum shagging wogs mate, try again next thread

talk of mums shagging niggers

bogdan shows up

Kys pube you worthless paedophile junkie.

crying

yeah it does cos you're sat there thinking about it

WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING MOLE

Surprised the a4e bame security didn't shoo them away tbqhwyl

how was oblivion remasturbated?

your mums rumoured to have went through every aritist from lotm2

faces covered

camera shy

Must be up to no good

No way I don't believe, they're fleeing war, why would the become terrorists, this is right wing Tory propaganda

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirty_Fishing
They would have got you lad, knock on the door, "Fancy a shag? Good Let me tell you about Jesus first"

You're a genuine paedophile, kys you disgusting smack addict HIV ridden cunt.

If Muslims can do it then the plod can

I think the whole thing is very sus

your mum got rode hard and put away wet bro

If Muslims can do it then the plod can

Can I?

Reminder that when the nonce was asleep there was no paki posting, no ragebait, no VPN flags talking about Bogdan all day, no people posting Josh josh josh. Or captchas about josh. No dago. No dench. No sosban. Then as if by magic they all appeared at the exact same time. I'm sure it's just coincidence though. Right??

All non white women love white men, just as all non white men love white women. There is no upgrade.
Never thought of them loving foreskin though, must be like a taboo for them as Muslim men don't have it.

I knew pubes mum was into blacks, it's why he's a wigger after all

Does he still pakipost at exactly 2pm?

Boggy, josh and pube all here

Was a good run

I don't think so, have you said your shabbat?

All non white women love white men

Really?

He's a genuine paedophile, he's been arrested and locked up for it. Disgusting paedo cunt I'd smash his head in.

pube backs onto blacks

Ftfy

Quite fancy Andrea desu

I never liked him

Yeah. Like they sexually want us, but society is rigged against us, so they go along with the hate.
You think these feminists who hate men aren't getting fucked by Chad and tyrone?

Not today. He stayed up all night playing Vidya went to sleep in the morning when people were just coming online and didn't paki post. Because he was asleep. And none of the "other" nonces (him) were here either, because he was asleep. Then just like that.. they're all here together. He is the paki poster, and dago, dench, sosban all of it is him. When he's asleep, "they're" not here

raise stamp duty tax

raise employer national insurance tax

house building slump

Nobody could have predicted this

sounds shite, get a steam refund

This, everyone knows its certainly Josh.

Lothian belongs to England. We must establish a line of control north of Edinburgh.

Got fucked up by everyone tonight in bjj

I love it how Warsi only whinges about muzzie issues and only speaks to other muzzies, really Dave's gift that keeps in giving, and she's only 54! She'll be around for decades more to bore everyone to death

When does Pakistan v India kick off? I need late night kino

Any reason?

including stank breath?

bbc.com/news/articles/cyvqv247gd7o

Strathclyde belongs to me

crawling around on the floor and grappling with other men

bit gay that lad

any incident on the roads should automatically be the cyclists fault even if he was sat at home not even on the road the fact he lives near the area of the incident makes him responsable. The police should have a database of where every cyclist lives so they can immediately visit their home when there has been a road traffic incident.

peddle nigger fingers typed this

Another British icon decimated

Yeah, they're better than me.
A lot better.
Not I said the walrus

mods will probably fix it like every elder scrolls game

I don't think it's a tax problem. If houses are too expensive to build even at the current price, there is just no way to ever build them. I think the issue is more that he expected houses to be built, but didn't want to spend money on building houses, which would make the framing of the article more logical. He was hoping people would go and build houses, hence the slump in house building is unfortunate.

We get it fatso. You can get back to fingering your smart price asda éclairs.

I’ve dropped from 23 stone to 17 in 4 months, shits a godsend

She needs a white willy up 'er

You're out of the biglad gang

What happens if your willy goes big doing that?

how lad?

cunt deserves to have his skull caved in

for now

Everyone takes turns chopping it

cityam.com/city-broker-backs-kingsmill-merger-with-hovis/

You better hope you don't start bleeding from your eyeballs or your intestines don't start to dissolve, lad

OG guitarist from Fleetwood Mac joined them, turned out the church is full of nonces which makes this album cover awkward.

He is undoubtedly the paki poster and dago. Not sure about pozznonce. The problem is he assumes the identities of people who used to post here too

His kidneys will pack up first

Went from 3XL to a L, feels good
Mounjaro, 5ml once a week, no snacks or over eating anymore. EZ

chopping it

Do you even know what jiu jitsu is mate?
Only happened once with a young bird, never had it with a guy.

There must have been Anglo-Saxons in the SW of Scotland too.

Only happened once with a young bird

What happened then?

Cor. Looks like reclaimed land from the swamp.

Dim. The. Sun. Now

news.sky.com/story/hose-pipe-ban-looms-amid-medium-drought-risk-as-england-suffers-driest-start-to-spring-since-1950s-13363226

I’m off it now, I’d say it’s worth if if your got a stupid amount of extra weight to shed, but not worth it for long term

ok cool i was going to go to a consultation on it, and the actual day i was going to do it news came out about two people going blind on it, glad it worked ok for you with no side effects lad i think i might give it a try

jew jitsu

Mounjaro

Is that the stuff that makes you feel sick 24/7?

It was during drilling moves, she was in my half guard (one of her legs trapped between both of mine with her on top) her thigh was rubbing my willy. Luckily we were working as a 3, me, her and another guy.
I'd be like anon, why don't you jump in, then I'd cool off a little or I'd practice with him and my willy would go down, then up again with her. He could well have been the same, it's not something you'd mention is it?

medium drought

driest start to spring

Boooooooooooring

Best for killing jews in hand to hand combat.

foodbank ran out of food

Yeah, I'm thinking I've solved this case

bbc.com/news/articles/ckg15xzg5kgo

I'd have said roma before I saw the pic but the roma probably didn't get near the food

It's going to be funny when they actually try to dim/reflect the sun over britain and it causes chaos in neighbouring weather systems and beyond.

Deport them to Normandy

She's a big lass, bet the dossers are fuming there's no butter beans and tinned peaches for them this week.

Shut up faggot

it's not something you'd mention is it?

kek

BAN LOUD NOISES

Deport them to one of those Pacific islands where they're worshipped as gods by abos

we haven't seen a chocolate biscuit in over a year

I bet you haven't

Why don't they try dimming the sun in some hot dusty shithole like Niger or Sudan or some other nigger country?

Different folks different strokes, all I got was a dodgey sink trap burp when I was on it

Sun causes far right racism. It's Keirs number one priority to make sure everyone is miserable in this god forsaken island

Why?

uk.news.yahoo.com/heinz-rebrands-tartare-sauce-fish-093205085.html

Jersey?

Royals? Heh deport them. They're a bunch of Normans!

bames? As British as you are. If not more.

bames dont understand what tartare sauce is for

Remember when blocking out the sun was a bond villain tier scheme?

Simpsons did it and a man got shot

one of those Pacific islands

Which one?
(the Specific Islands)

Neo-spastics don't know what tartare sauce is.

No new? I wanna make a post

Taking are country back

I have to wait 200 seconds or some shit

Do you even know what jiu jitsu is mate?

Why would they call it that if they don't circumcise you?

The Channel Islands are a disgrace

Only once I think.

Was that the Maggie Simpson shot mr burns one?

New

Fucking tax havens

The food giant urged consumers to think of its new sauce as “Tartare 2.0”, with the packaging describing the contents as “Tartare Sauce” and listing ingredients as including gherkins, dill, salt, parsley and mustard. Tartare sauce is traditionally made of mayonnaise, chopped gherkins, capers, and herbs such as tarragon and dill. It is considered a classic accompaniment to seafood dishes including fish and chips.

Heinz described its new product as a “fresh and herby condiment” which was “poised to become Britain’s new go-to pairing for fish dinners – and, of course, the nation’s beloved dish, fish & chips”.

It went on: “If tartare is the OG fish condiment, then think of Heinz Fish & Chips sauce as Tartare 2.0 – 2025’s hot new upgrade… Love tartare? You’ll be obsessed. Never tried it? Consider this your tasty gateway to next-level fish & chips.”

New Coke all over again

about 2 mins before I can post ffs

No he's racist and against the royals because they're woke. Keep up to day with groyper lore. The modern Patriot(TM):
- Hates the royal family.
- Hates pubs and drinking.
- Hates Churchill (Hitler was better)
- Loves Israel

aborted my thread like a BAMEby

Im so obsessed with tatare sauce rn