HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
WHITE SMOKE
annuntio vobis gaudium magnum
oh shit it's real
fucking weird I turned off the livestream 30 secs before
wow that was quick
hope its some made up cardinal with a ridiculous name like Pizzaballa
I hope it's a negro
nothing ever happens
they choose a new name tho after becoming pope
hopefully the Jerusalem pizzaballer guy goes full on and picks Constantine
yeah I was expecting to drag on for months
inb4 sorry inserted wrong smoke canister sorry sorry
What does that even mean? Do they bake new popes in the Sistine Chapel's oven?
Doubt they would mess up something like this and conclaves these days seem to be short, just wasn't expecting it to be that short.
not they but the Holy Spirit
Yes. Lets hope this one isn't completely burned
WHITE SMOKE
Poo
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
they burn the ballot papers and shove in a chemical canister
When will we know who it is
Fuckoff pajeet
Shouldn't it be black smoke?
Its Moloch the 3rd
MODS STICKY
This soon? God damn
Only the Jewish ones.
BABE WAKE UP NEW POPE JUST DROPPED
WHY THEY NOT STICKY
rolling for first modern african pope
i hope it's pizzadance
THIS IS SO COOL TO SEE
Catholics are not white.
Bow down to the holy POOpe
They’re Satanists
It's going to be the nigger pope I just know it, the humiliation never ends.
Helveticus Sirus Fintrox
NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE
kino
We will actually not know who the pope if for the next 6 days. There's just going to a whole lot of music that no one wants to hear and a crowd that reacts to everything. Not like anyone wants to know who the pope is or anything.
What symbol is that supposed to represent?
I hope it’s Pope Buttafuoco l
pierbatista pizzaballa
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
NEW POPE HAS BEEN CROWNED!!!
whats up with these goofy ahhh costumes lmfao
Sneak peek at new pope's walkout (sorry IDK how to make webms)
STICKY NOW YOU RETARDED MODS
The Polish cardinal Konrad Krajewski (61 yo), the Papal Almoner, was Pope Francis’ right-hand man in his most iconic gestures of solidarity, such as bringing the Pope’s aid to war-torn Ukraine several times.
He was also close to popes John Paul II and Benedict XVI.
When the coronavirus lockdown left a group of transgender sex workers in a beach town near Rome without work, he wired them money through their local parish.
In 2019 he climbed down a manhole to restore electricity for 400 homeless people living in an squat in Rome.
Since Pope Francis named him to the Vatican charity post in 2013, he became known for dressing down into simple layman’s clothes at night and bringing food to the city’s homeless in a white van.
He has also opened shelters near the Vatican where the homeless can wash, get haircuts, and receive medical care.
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Anon Babble is truly dead.
Pizza Baller
Hungarian or Chud black pope
Everyone else is Moloch
RINGING BELLS
BLOWING HORNS
EVERYONE YELLING AND CHEERING
So, this is the boring old church I hear so much about?
PLEASE BE SARAH!
Watch your mouth.
MODS, YOU FUCKING SODOMITES
STICKY A THREAD ALREADY
Corsica
2 CARDINALS
CROSSES ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
How did they know?
O rly
Ofcourse its a negro
or its not
pff
.whatever, whoever it is is the most utter holy precious person
tfw you'll never be a swiss guard
why even live?
fuck novus ordo
corsica, retard
based history though, i think you will find it funny
look it up
WHAT THE HELL IS THE BAND DOING IN THE VATICAN ZONE!?
No chance, They don't elect pedos since Ratzinger.
Fuck your faggot pinoy
If it's a nigger he shall henceforth be referred to as The Poop.
no sticky
MODS ARE MUSLIM
ARE YOU FEEEEELING IT NOW
Nigger
FUCK OFF MANUEL
NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE NIGGER POPE
Francis had one for his funeral
fuck you. stickies are shit.
England's national soccer team
Don't you have a war to go to hindoot
Nigger nazis tongue my anus
POOLA
POOLA
POOLA
should have gone to rome for this dunno why i didnt think of it
Satan gains another pawn
Racism is a sin
PLEASE GOD BE A NIGGER POPE, I BEGG U
Is a two day conclave considered shorter than average?
No it isn't. Racism doesn't exist.
BLACK POPE CONFIRMED
PURPLE DRANK USED IN COMMUNION FROM NOW ON
It's your last chance
Post papieza
Tagle seems like a nice guy. sad he's like Bergoglio
They should've stickied it for the Conclave.
ROLLING FOR PIZZABALLS
HAPPENING SOON HOLY SHIT THE POPE GONNA INVADE PAKISTAN AND INDIA AT SAME TIME
It’s a DEI hire
Your pope will legalize ladyboys and being a complete faggot and circumcision kill yourself now
Bets on new pope name?
KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD KIKES MAD
Not really. If anything never ending conclaves are rare
I always knew lean was the real Holy Spirit
stupid Christcucks getting jumpy from seeing a chimney
Lol fucking meek little pussies.
the humiliation never ends
Welcome to Catholicism
Petrus Romanus is coming
I'm with you Sukhdeep I have no idea what this means and don't really care. I'm surprised so many others do. I thought the religious people here were just larping. This is a board for Jewish bots and degenerates. On second thought this board is probably plurality National Socialist latinos and they were raised Catholic...
1 day shorter, yes
May Allah damn your soul, Kafir.
Never forget that the now-dead pope deliberately removed the European majority of cardinals.
I hope you're ready for shitskin mockery. I also hope Catholics grows some balls and actually stop being retarded taking every punch laying down
Average is 2-3 days
13th century took 2 years
rolling again for NIGERIVS
the pope comes out to heil hitler nigga heil hiter
George Floyd VI
Catholics are not white
No. Francis and Benedict were also only 1 day.
PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD NIGGER POOP NIGGER POOP NIGGER POOP!
That's how long the last three elections took apparently.
They summon them from the other realm, the smoke is from the 1000 kids that are burning while the ritual is ongoing.
I like Boniface, or Urban
sorry it was me I left oven on teehee
clowns
holy clown world..
Come on niggers post Papieza
Malcolm XI
Rolling for the antichrist
Turkson
Dumb prots in the thread again calling the church founded by Jesus Christ himself when he appointed St. Peter as the first pope, satanic
ATTENTION ATTENTION NEW POPE PLEASE LUIS ANTONIO ATTENTION ATTENTION WIUWIUWIUWIUIWUIUWIUWIU
god... please... let the new pope be the poopjeet,
If it's Poola then there will be a crusade on the sandniggers in Islamabad.
OUR POPE!
I thought it was night in France right now?
luv me Heavenly Father
luv me pope
luv Swiss guard
'ate Protestants
simple as
FATHER TED IN THE FRONT ROW
it's Parolin (my dad works for swiss guard)
EL CANADIENSE
Sounds like blasphemy. You should be careful what you say.
NEW POPE IS WOKE
SCHISM SOON
NEW POPE IS WOKE
SCHISM SOON
NEW POPE IS WOKE
SCHISM SOON
NEW POPE IS WOKE
SCHISM SOON
NEW POPE IS WOKE
SCHISM SOON
NEW POPE IS WOKE
SCHISM SOON
My money is on the philipino.
For me, it's the Croat who looks like a Chud.
ma'am i am the poop you must let me kiss your feet and bobz.... MAAM!!!!
This is the same as Benedict’s. Francis had an extra vote.
It means one of the big names got elected
Maybe Parolin
Technology means the conclave effectively started months ago while Pope Francis was in the hospital
Because now you can just use a telephone and talk to other cardinals from around the world
Communications time go down and the choice happens faster
a fucking leaf
reminder if it's a shitlib then the catholic church will be irreversibly fucked given he'll appoint the remaining cardinals that were appointed by John Paul and Benedict when they die, then it'll be a permanent shitlib conclave
Father, I heard the new pope is a nigger
PIZZADANCES
PIZZABALL
PIZZABALE
PIZZALIE
Prepare to convert to Protestantism catholicucks.
fucking lmao looks like a scene from a thriller
dark times ahead
Basado
God bless
SEETHING KIKES ON TWITTER RN
hope that's good news and means no commie fags enablers as pope
GOOD EVENING AND BOMB SERBIA.
Perfectly average for recent years. This was one vote shorter than Francis and one longer than Benedict.
If you keep lying, I'm closing the thread.
DOUGAL!
I HOPE ITS NOT THE FUCKING NIGGERIUS MAXIMUM I
mynigga besungu abongo is it
I'm hoping for a Pius
yess
It won't be permanently fucked but it will suffer a lot this century
Why are lutherans seething?
kino...
For me, is blue corps
Niggers shall mass convert to Catholicism, and Catholics shall mass convert to Protestantism! NIGGER POOP!
IT'S A NIGGER
AHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing is permanent. The Church has been through darker times and survived.
Peter the roman
gg boys
There's no way it's Parolin. He's too high profile and is already SoS. My bet is on Tagle; they want a reforming Pope who has the time to stamp it with the direction for the next 100 years, not another old fuck who will die in 10-15 years.
prots are just as cucked as papists, kek
Not enough gay flags and lesbian priests
New pope will crowdsurf
Italien army not very good at marching kek
Jesus appointing Peter as head of his church means I have to slavishly obey some old fat boomer appointed in dubious circumstances 2000 years later
get fucked
Africa is already heavily catholic you fucking mong
digits and it's a fucking nobody
kek
Music is nice
FUARK
when will humankind be free from pope overlords?
Difference is now there are competing faiths available for people to choose. They're not all stuck being Christians or Catholics.
aren't they swiss guards at the Vatican
PLEASE BE BLACK IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY PLEASE BE A NIGGER
Said the retard with a NIGGER POPE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIGGER LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soon you wont be talking shit Bitch!
I want a crusader pope
if Pizzaballa, then the papacy completely skips the baby boomer generation
EXPLOSIONS
Why not? He's the most based by far, and after an Argentinian pope anything is possible. Sarah would be a riot, metaphorically and literally, feminists would be driven insane between
supporting the nigger because he's black
burning churches because he's setting back liberal policies a century
IT'S OVER
Pope Peter
pin the thread niggers
Vatican army you dipshit
Which ones? The major churches in Sweden and Norway are ultra cucked so they're probably terrified of a conservative pope.
“Yo muthafucka y’all gonna pray for real ain’t gonna lie, hallelujah, gospel time”
Please declare a crusade.
How else would they do it? Picking from a magic pope tree?
new ceo of pedophiles just dropped? based
Mods sticky
you vill eat the sacramental bread
he doesn't know
Majority of them said they want a holy father not a holy ruler so they won't pick Taglee he's to left leaning
its going to be the Italian because it has to be "Peter the Roman"
I'm not even a catholic but this is precisely the moment for a strong catholic church but nah they're going to get another francis who will please the hoards of the global south and achieve precisely nothing
They're all swiss
Sarah bros, not like this
Peter II the Roman
LOOK IN THE SKY PARAGLIDERS
this was actually fast. wtf
I was expecting it to be longer because of the divide in the church
... aaaand another retard pipes up.
What happens if they pick a nigger?
Shut up scandinavian monkey go feed an afghan refugee
all Italien military is the ones in black and dark blue uniforms on the left side
Interesting. i never thought of that.
he's the antichrist
the conclave should be conducted on a plane (Air Pope One) and the elected pope should parachute down into the square, tom cruise style
insider trading or retards?
PLEASE BE BLACK POPE
Reminder that here in the US, the left has made Catholics the most targeted religious group, even though you hear more about a couple others.
qrd on parolin?
adventavit asinus, pulcher et fortissimus!
Sarah is the modern Siri and so is impossible to get voted in.
If it's a lib I am going to chimp out
They knew they were going with the nigger from the start. Why waste time. DEI hires for the win
Trump announced no deal Tariffs.
Market collapse.
Pope dies.
Trump announces Tariff deal.
Market rallies.
New Pope Announced.
Is he the moderate?
HE'S BACK
Francis made all the cardinals liberal
pope pizzaballa
are they chanting pizzaballa?
If my post ends in 4 then I got elected.
They picked some moderate or some hard liner likely another moderate
it's not bread
revelations
a cuck, like Bergoglio
did they do it on purpose? surely they know about the list
wog pope in 5...4...3...2...1...
It'll be a liberal for a mass cucking won't it? Fags marriage and women priests?
Vatican navy uniforms
uh oh
no?
last time i checked the papal swiss guard does not wear bear skin caps
How about to go crusade yourself you insufferable malignant cunt. You are as much of a nobody as some random Zhang
Of course there's no way he gets elected, I just think it would be amazing if he did.
How will this affect the stock market how to profit from the results
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Continuity candidate.
Pietro
PETRUS ROMANUS
PETRUS ROMANUS
PETRUS ROMANUS
Parolin?
No, he's a limp wristed liberal faggot.
one of the most important events in the last decade that effects more than 1 billion people
no sticky
thanks mods, very cool
One of the worst outcomes
Nah I was expecting some new name
schism, hopefully. at least catholics in my native area would have a hissy fit. I'm sure my father would have returned to orthodoxy in the eventuality of a black pope.
I changed my mind this would be way fucking funnier if it happened
WE WUZ PAPA N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Did Trump win?
why the fuck do they have a live band and people chanting like its a football game
Hopefully. And I don't mean women priests.
When will we actually know who it is?
I pray to God it's not a shitlib.
Pizzabro?
Viva il papa!
Its not just the Catholics, they hate all the more conservative churches.
If you start a ruckus in the Vatican will they actually spear you with these
Unironically who are the front runners? What's the best/worse scenario?
Why are you so buttmad
pizzaballa
Is that a restaurant or a nigger gang for 12 year olds?
literally every single catholic being interviewed by Sky is political brained and talking about left and right, no-one mentioning that they just hope the holy spirit intercedes and chooses the right man for the moment
not even catholics believe their own religion
PETER WON
Italian Anthem
INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON INTER WON
please please please let it be Pizza Ball
or the nigger, so the world can end sooner
Why the Italian national Anthem?
Is it good that it took some time for them to decide on the Pope or are we screwed?
why is my heart racing I'm not even catholic (well only baptized and quit as a teen)
even francis didn't want women priests
no no no no they are all the swiss guard
Hindu mods, please understand saar.
Not even the Vatican got enough many to host the 133 electors vacationing and larping
google.com
You cant even make this shit up.
Was Papa Francis a virgin even?!!!
no idea desu
humiliation ritual
Shame
so does this mean i will get a nigger kissing my feet?
or a nigger kissing another niggers feet?
I think they hate baptists more based on what I've seen
I don't remember the parade taking this long in the past.
Come home anon.
I'd rather have el negro basado than the cuck leftie commie we had before
God doesn't choose the pope, Benedict already talked about this
I insulted papists in my post, you inbred nigger ESL monkey.
He's a sand nigger.
why? seems based
because we are in Italy duth
Unironically the most based choice is the African. Everyone else is a globohomo stooge.
Italian national anthem
forgetting that the italian state severely cucked and neutered the catholic church in the first place
Actually a funny ranjeet and he gets no love. Is there so many mudslimes here? I kek'd
Mods are assholes, more news at 11
alr lil bro quit draggin ts out i gotta hop back on rivals
they all fuck the altar boys
Pizzaballa jaman pontifex rex
That's God reminding you that this matters and that it's all real
b/c you know you need to go to confession
m
best scenario
Nigga pope who will make fags seethe
worst scenario
Pinoy pope, mandates circumcision worldwide
I just want a pope who doesn't cuck on demographics please
HE DID IT!
Just keep your mouth shut about things you don't know Ranjeet
why no sticky?
DUEL
shut up jiggerboo
GUESS WHO'S BACK?
BACK AGAIN?
PETER'S BACK!
TELL A FRIEND!
rent free
No we're not
Here's the chart I found
When does the pageantry end and the popery begin?
Race War.
Catholicism is a meme followed by majority browns
Italy cucked the Vatican a hundred years ago.
Francis appointed no fewer than 109 of the 135 “cardinal electors” who will choose his successor. He passed over many conservative Europeans and chose cardinals from Rwanda, Cape Verde, Tonga, Myanmar, Mongolia and South Sudan.
My guess: The next pope will be even worse.
t.negrito no prietito
Because this has massive implications for the entire world! what if the pope makes it his mission to abolish abortion across the world, what if he calls out all the progressive churches and priests, etc.
come on guys i have to pee
Come back to the church bro
They installed the chimney few days ago.
They will remove it soon.
Very stupid
well they gotta get dressed up in the pope drip before appearing and hopefully denouncing satanic Francis
we are now
those Italien troops just took over the vatican
How's the weather at the city of London right now, Jew?
Depends which one
isn't this literally backwards?
All my relatives with latent psychic potential had a major fever yesterday, I guess the ritual rallies every christian in the planet to summon the new pope.
rolling for Pizzaballs
How much longer do I have to wait?
kino
*rubs my big fat belly in circular motion and burps
idc
that is surely not true given the whole papal infallibility and 'loosening in heaven' thing
not saying god directly picks but they must surely believe in an intercession
St. Peter founded the church of Antioch before Rome
Glass shatters
STONECOLD! STONECOLD!
You probably have like 15 minutes
What name will he chose?
rolling for pope Schwab
He has to straighten his pope hat, and put on his good vestments.
Yep, Francis did the typical neoliberal thing. Just stacked the system with his sycophants.
ANTI GAY
ANTI ABORTION
ANTI SUICIDE
"NOOO YOU'RE JEWISH HE'S NOT BASED"
huh?
HURRY UP AND PICK YOUR ALTAR BOY MOLESTOR
NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP! NIGGER POOP!
About 1 hour maybe
Should have decided by a foot race and Sarah would have it in the bag
Please God let it be Sarah and have him be the most conservative pope ever. Amen
EVERYONE WILL BOW.
EVERYONE WILL KISS THEE FEET.
YES MORE MIGRANTS ALL OF AFRICA INTO EUROPE.
YES YOUR UNDERAGE DAUGHTER GETTING RAPPED AND IMPREGNATED BY A NIGGER.
.WOOOHOOOO... SOO FUUCKIING HOLY !!!
PETER THE ROMAN INCOMING
PETER THE ROMAN INCOMING
PETER THE ROMAN INCOMING
PETER THE ROMAN INCOMING
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I have the exact same ringtone
Nah, I know different countries use different colors to represent right and left. But I'm hoping for the black guy. He is very based.
ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW WORLD ORDER
Palamas
he's a big lad
How many of those from Rwanda, Tonga, etc, are traditionalists?
This painting was better pre-Mandela when it was a Turkey Leg and not a pair of Gloves
No
pol is down? catalog hasn't moved...
Same. Not Catholic but I am buzzin right now
Do we have orange smoke?
When is this nigger coming out, damn.
I don't know shit about four of them, but Erdő is indeed conservative and Sarah is even more conservative. so I'd guess it's not backwards.
massive implications for the entire world!
lol
how many tank divisions does the pope have?
FROM DAVOS TO ROME
▶
this always happens. people in their 60s get appointed candidates, the age limit is 80, last pope had a 12 year reign.
do the math.
2 weeks
Not everything that you don't like is "seething".
I for one am just telling the truth of Scripture and worship God, for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy (Revelation 19:10).
Revelation 18:4 Come out of her, my people
what would that mean ?
nooticed, sharty has hacked us again
that is surely not true given the whole papal infallibility
Bro you're not even Catholic, stop telling me how our Conclave works
The Cardinals can ignore the Holy Spirit at work, it happens
Hopefully they complied
If they chose a nigger they should have used purple smoke.
what are going to do? make your own church?
oh wait
pope is late
Nigger confirmed
Please Sarah!
no israeli flags....
hmmmmmmm
What are the chances it'll be some random dark horse candidate who wasn't even a frontrunner?
I know the DRC nigga is traditionalist
That's just don't the bare minimum, look at his other "qualifications". He won't oppose anything
this plays as the new pope emerges
sarah seems based
these commentators
these "muh progress" faggots.
muh women clergy, muh gay marriage etc
FUCK OFF LEFTIST FILTH. THE WORD OF GOD HASN'T CHANGED.
IF YOU WANT "PROGRESSIVISM" GO JOIN THE HERETIC PROTESTANTS AND THEIR DEMON WORSHIP.
Half an hour.
Its…Trump???!???
based lmao
The catalog has had some hiccups the last few days
wtf I no longer think the vatican is the pedophile cabal of the antichrist
what would that mean ?
everyone in the Chapel is high as fuck
Pope Hadrian confirmed
WwwwwwwoooooooOOOOOOO
rush to tab with stream to see the new pope
literally just a dude screaming viva el papa
Could still be an Italian
They want this crap so badly
WHITE GENOCIDE
its all true
WHITE GENOCIDE
its all true
WHITE GENOCIDE
its all true
WHITE GENOCIDE
its all true
WHITE GENOCIDE
its all true
WHITE GENOCIDE
its all true
Definitely won’t be
So this is why he did resign from his old position
It will be the most sickly and elderly candidate.
Francis appointed far more Cardinal electors than anyone other pope in history by a massive amount. He was 100% rigging it.
shitlib catholics want to tear up the traditions of the church
except the tradition of the authority of the hierarchy
isn't this a contradiction? how can you be a catholic priest and not be a conservative?
He's not watching the Vatican News livestream with no commentary
I believe in God
WHAT
the Father almighty
WHAT
Creator of heaven and earth
WHAT
and in Jesus Christ
WHAT
HABEUS PAPA!
*walks out*
*shadowy figure walks out*
PERSOOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAAA!!!!!
They aint getting out if its not for a snack we can be waiting for long
Gulf of MEXICO
The Pope is the anti-christ. This is bad for Christianity.
no israeli flags in the crowd
only 3rd worlders
what does this mean?
We have the first ginger pope
He's the best choice, but he won't be picked
what happens?
This, but unironically.
A black Flag will fly over the dome.
THERE ARE STAIRS THERE, SOMEONE CAN BE HURT
2005 conclave every cardinal but two were made by John Paul ii. And one of the ones who wasn’t won.
These are a lot of people. Hope they locked the Muslims up before this
Its so over
are they really saying that? just watch the no commentary stream
They don't believe, or they think it's their role to play God, even if they won't outright admit it or think in these terms
All the africans are. White people are gay cucks. The Anglican church is literally split between Africa and the west because western whites won't follow the Bible due to all the faggotry.
nothing compared to how many saints were canonized by JP2
Done by design, cardinal factions do not like young popes because its a much longer reign.
whiskey tango foxtrot
Sticky yet?
Can you guys not celebrate yet, we have an ongoing war in India and Pakistan, as Catholics we must be compassionate and just be grateful in silence there are many people suffering on the other side of the world.
Ein mit natur Das Deutsch
GIVE CARDINAL TRUMP YOUR ENERGY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
The Pope is not a fucking "happening." He has literally no power, it's like the King of England at this point
a new false god
10 MINUTES FOR THE NEW POPE APPAREANCE, MY DAD WORKS FOR NINTENPOPE
Will it be a turbo commie Nigger tranny?
Or just the 1st non white Pope?
well that's even more retarded- so a group of random boomers can somehow loosen what exist in heaven just...because?
we have an ongoing war in India and Pakistan
no one cares.
holy based Corse flag
Did I climb these buildings in Assassins Creed?
white smoke. weed!
They were praying over south american idols on vatican land, at the request of the last guy. That's idolatry, obviously. Pagan worship was conducted there.
we get it - catholics are perverts. No need to be lewd
The catalog is not updating for me, are we getting hacked again?
What if the new Pope is from India?
No sticky? Mods are fags.
fairies are demons
Presbyterian jew
No thanks
It wasn't set in the Vatican.
The Joe Biden, to Francis's Obama.
Yes and as christian you shouldn't have millitary marches and a parade for an election of a pope that'll you'll see as superior when Jesus say that we are all the same go pray if you really believe and don't follow catholic canon
That's wrong. The pope literally charts the course for the whole church and everyone agrees. If the pope said that gays are literal demons, the whole church would treat gays as literal demons.
I don't think you understand how much influence the pope has.
The crowd will cheer no matter the result
the catalog is borked
Reminder that anyone that wants female priests is evil and automatically excommunicated
The official list of papal titles, in the order they are dictated by the Annuario Pontificio in 2024, is:
Bishop of Rome (Episcopus Romanus)
Vicar of Jesus Christ (Vicarius Iesu Christi)
Successor of the Prince of the Apostles (Successor principis apostolorum)
Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church (Summus Pontifex Ecclesiae Universalis)
Patriarch of the West (Patriarcha Occidentis)
Primate of Italy (Primatus Italiae)
Metropolitan Archbishop of the Roman Province (Archiepiscopus metropolitanus provinciae Romanae)
Sovereign of the Vatican City State (Superanus sui iuris civitatis Vaticanae)
Servant of the Servants of God (Servus Servorum Dei)
what are the implications of a black pope?
If either of the 2 Irish American options get the job, I win about £500.
I'm cheering for a black one and Pizzaballa for his initials
Pietro Parolin is unironically a Russian asset, so I don't mind him as well
Then he shall be refered to as "POOP"
They have AR's too
The Ezio trilogy was lightning in a bottle man
100%
It’s fucked for me
Not Catholic.
No comment otherwise.
I don tknow what this means, but I agree
i hope it's the filipino guy
How many pedophiles in that crowd?
indians and pakis
people
Laughed my ass off, at this.
Hopefully we get a "kill all the jews" kind of pope this time. We got a ton of Jews that need to be gotten rid of.
did they get the titles from a warhammer rulebook?
I wish a big titty brown lady would laugh at me
POPE FRANCIS WAS AGAINST FEMALE CLERGY. HE WAS NOT FOR WOMEN CLERGY AT ALL. HE WAS ALSO AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE.
THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOLERATING SOMETHING AND PROMOTING IT.
HE SAID IT OUTRIGHT YOU DEMONIC SCUM.
"HUGE PROGRESS UNDER FRANCIS, LETS HOPE THE NEW ONE IS MORE INCLUSIVE AND FOLLOWS THAT PATH TO DIVERSITY AND WOMEN IN THE CLERGY"
I HATE THESE COMMENTATORS.
FUCK OFF SKY NEWS VERMIN.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
lmao you're about to get a chink pope who says it's okay to do butt sex and you will pretend it's the word of god since time immemorial just because a bunch of boomers elected him, but sure it's the protestants who are heretical and prone to error
Shut up prottie freak go drink some Kool aid
Yeah but if he did they will see how much of a demon he is and that maybe he is not divine or inspired and their whole belief will extinct
He's probably an atheist/prottie, don't waste your breath
This is all secondary, shallow nonsense
We care about what he does, we care if he's adheres to doctrine or if he's a modernist
Why should Israeli Jews care about who gets voted to be Daddy of the spinoff religion? Less than 2% of the country is Christian
Literally every word is about women and faggots.
Its disgusting.
Viva el River
you're about to get a chink pope who says it's okay to do butt sex
holy based
Stop watching you masochist
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Oh please, be Sarah, we need to defend the truth even if we are 12 left again
which one is that
I'm watching newsmax
kek
just had chicken dinner today
Nah, even Francis, the "liberal reformer" was vehemently against those things.
Go read your bible bless you and love to you my brother
I already have it in my head that it’s pizzaballa
I don't think you understand how much I don't give a fuck. Every Pope is the same. Kill yourself.
They want to destroy the church especially these fucking liberal cretin because for them they want to skin the church and where it's skin as a trophy
POPE YES
I was hoping the election would take longer to be honest
The pope is not God nor is he the Word of God.
what do the 2 keys mean?
youtube.com
watch this one
kino
Just in time for us to pray for the millions who will die from nuclear fire
Miss me yet, niggas?
The brown one doesn't have big titties. Pick a lane, man: Big titties, or brown skin.
New Pope
of course they constantly carve out little exceptions and escape hatches in their retarded insanity.
holy shit the illiteracy shining through.
never, you filthy communist
woman pope when?
but why cant we have both a white pope and a pope who adheres to doctrine?
JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED
Theres also a big difference between believing in something and worshipping it.
I didn't trust Papa Francis the slighest.
Don't tolerate what the scriptures tell you not to.
Matheus 5 : 8
The catholic church has so much aura why is this allowed
Im not even Catholic and i think that black priests are based. Imagine being a wild nigger and having the willpower/fortitude to live as a Catholic bishop. Thats truly exceptional. Gods work maybe? At the very least he is worthy of the disciples attention.
world’s swarthiest Italian
no, you globalist
he doesnt' know
Yes the originals and we went to the sistine chapel where the ancient alien(first humans) archive was located beneath it.
Brotherhood was set in Rome anon.
Looks like he's getting ready for a rap battle.
Habemus papam
Vatican banzai!
No but RIP
Anglos are just lesser kikes
What do you expect
Tyrone
Even Francis said women cant be popes cause jesus didnt have female disciples
I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.
don't popes literally use that to justify their authority, especially when they make pronouncements when using papal infallibility?
Hopefully this new pope wants to return to orthodoxy
One is enough
Women literally cannot become priests ever.
To do so would directly contradict the bible, which not even a Ex Cathedra Papal ruling can circumvent.
Enjoy Francis 2.
really milking this coverage eh
Man I miss those times. Wtf even happened to gaming and everything
Lucrezia was a hot bitch
Reminder Francis was seeing demons dragging him to hell while hospitalised.
On top of that aren’t they being regularly kidnapped and decapitated with village raids from muslims in subsaharan africa? It’s not easy
Yup same here, in this clownworld, it is the only logical choice that a man with that name is chosen as Pope.
Konichiwa Jesu
Hey prots have you tried following the true church?
Hmmmm...
Most interesting...
en.wikipedia.org
now everybody from the 313 put your motherfucking hans up and follow me
Arent you precious
Sex
Honestly would be an improvement.
so a group of random boomers can somehow loosen what exist in heaven just...because?
No
They can pick someone but that person's doctrine will be protected from error
If someone were to put heretical doctrine onto paper to bind to the Universal Church, if it came down to God killing them, it would happen
There's no difference
ok. thanks. i don't don't know anything about this stuff
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pray for reunification
rolling for crusader pope
Big titties, or brown skin.
Both
holy based God
If it's Pizzaballa I win $3,000 if it's Parolin I lose $500
they should have a really fat bloke be pope that would be funny I think
I didn't like Francis either, he was a nu-Jesuit communist and too close to child abusers in the church, the cardinal who announced his death(Farrell) and blessed the casket is heavily involved aswell and the scourge of McCarrick is still felt.
There are a lot of rumours about Francis's time in Argentina aswell. The fact he never went back was very telling aswell.
I pray he retakes Constantinople.
Can't wait for him to expound on God's untreated energies
I love anime girls so much, I wish women were real
why did it take 1950 years for God to recognise via Pope Pius that Mary apparently was assumed into heaven?
jeets really are everywhere
its going to be black or asian
The Cardinals can ignore the Holy Spirit at work, it happens
And yet you still clothe your spiritual life in the trappings of this religion? You do not need this religion to know God -- these people have been trying to gatekeep God away from you for centuries. They act like they are the only path, when really they are one of the most inhumane paths to God.
Go Holy
Go Holy
Go Holy
I bet $400 on england winning the euros because I didn't want them to win but wanted to get something out of it if they did.
Money well spent
Sexo
Holy shit...
Pietro
the prophecy is real
holy fuck
vatican camera guy focuses on cute girls like at a football match kek
I'll be fine with the Flip pope tho.
Hearing new pope is a nudist
I respect him
MIGRATE
aura
It's called the Holy Spirit
Maybe you've heard of it?
Why they got the VIP top view
THE GOSPELS OF MANI.
THE NEW POPE DIDN'T WIN THE POPULAR VOTE!
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tfw no qt catholic wife
My man. You've got taste.
I AM POPE.... STEVE
Why did it take centuries to put into writing the canon of scripture?
This is a stupid argument
Lots of cute grills in the stream
If they elect a based pope I will convert to Catholicism
POPE JOCKEYYYY
Protestantism is fucking retarded and also false
They're probably using the same camerawork they use during serie A matches
Christ was saying that the truth Peter explained (That Christ is God) is the foundation of his church.
Christ is referred to as a Rock/Stone throughout the New Testament multiple times as well.
Feel free to dispute this, not hate to Catholics.
UNVERGESSEN
.SIE WEIẞEN NICHT.
Lmao protestantism is what built your country americuck
To this day I still don't understand why Mary Magdalene wasn't considered a disciple
Based Lebanese flag
Sexo
she wears a wedding ring you heathen
Can't get the Italian out of Italy
RZUŁTY PAPIEŻ
FK SAINT DENIERS
I have allegiance to the truth, not the ideology of liberalism "free speech, free market" garbage
Dont be silly.
Friendly reminder that Cathocuck, Protrannies and Orthokikes are all nigger worshipping crypto-communists.
Francis was a progressive from the Jesuit sect. All the archbishops he placed are woke like him. Enjoy Francis 2.
SOON
Italians ARE white crowd...not looking good
Sticky fucking nigger heretics mods
Today OP was not a faggot
Good job OP
Amen mon frère
Eastern Schisma when even Saint Claus got wrinkled inn ashit of east orthhoaxy and was excommunicated, but then rejoined Roman cath church
Kek
If Italians aren't white then no one is.
Who won who lost?
Orthodox won, Protestants lost
Jest tylko jeden żółty papież kolego.
No that was the ample resources and white only policy
shalom
Keys of Heaven granted to Peter by Jesus.
Jesus and the apostles founded the Church. Only Roman and Orthodox(East Roman) are Apostolic churchs and Catholic with their origins in Christ and the apostles directly.
Because God founded it. The Church is perfect, the people within are not. That's the big difference.
They were all real people and places you know, albeit fun versions of the real men and women.
Lucrezia in real life was interesting. Cesare was actually the inspiration for the Renaissance era paintings of Jesus due to his dad Rodrigo(the pope)'s influence, his face was the model for Jesus as a fun fact and the one Americans are most familiar with.
Because you're a fucking retard who's never read the bible? Timothy 2:12
Pierrebatista Pizzaballer hat gewonnen
still no sticky
You cant even make this shit. The people supposedly holy are not even virgins ?!!!
what the f is goin on..
Timothy 4:3 4
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What do you think all the random priests chat about whule they are waiting around?
Probs the footy is my bet
mods are too busy dilating and banning anons for calling people brown/pajeet/seanig on blue boards
Anon Babble mods are even worse than reddit mods
let that sink in
Niggers won, abrahamicucks lost (as always)
jannies are too fat to move today
altar boy bussy
Orthodox here. Who is /ourguy/?
I'm waiting got the black pope to be revealed, and the crowd to sigh in unison
he said black you illiterate nigger
1 Corinthians 1:10-13
1 Corinthians 3:1-3
Mark 9:38-41
Key Point:
"But whoever causes one of these littles ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were thrown into the sea.
For we are all one body of Christ, if you follow the Triune God. You should be led to the Holy Spirit. I'm still waiting myself until then I will simply be 'of Christ'
Please pray for me brothers.
they are ready with the cheer track
I can tell you who isn't your guy. not parolin, not pizzadances, not tagle
Othodogz are uppity niggers
crow in the window
What you say you fucking frog nigger cock sucker atheist piece of shit?!
endless shots of noisy bouncing s.oyface brownoids waving brown flags around and shouting brown words
occasional shot of Whites standing still and smiling
Shut up gringo Jews have corrupted your bible
I will say a rosary for you my friend
Am I the only one who doesn't want to partake in this degeneracy anymore?
So it seems, so it seems
No one is forcing you
They were all real people and places you know, albeit fun versions of the real men and women.
Yeah I know, they did them dirty by portraying the rumours as true. But it was fairly entertaining for 15 year old me back then.
It's crazy how many different buildings these games had and just how much motion capture they used for the cutscenes.
I'm sorry but it's the truth.
THE CHURCH DOES NOT CHANGE, THAT'S THE POINT.
THESE PEOPLE THEY ARE SPEAKING TO ARE THE PROBLEM.
We need more inclusion
More female representation, imagine female priests!
More LGBT love and inclusion
More diversity
IF YOU STAND FOR EVERYTHING, YOU STAND FOR NOTHING.
THEY WONDER WHY YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN ARE JOINING THE TRADITIONAL LATIN MASS CHURCHES OR CONVERTING TO ORTHODOXY.
A jakby chinczyka wybrali?
Its just too long for Gods skae get him out
at least they let it go past the bump limit
Thank you brother. Regardless who is the next pope is done with God's will.
Praying for a God fearing man, empowered by the Holy Spirit is the next pope.
It's over nigga Christendom is dead.
none of it is true, just watch it like a show
STFU Gook mutt!
HES HERE
ooga booga awooga
No black poop
HAPPENINGS NNNNIIIIGGGEEERRRR
A faggot? A pedo?
all these flags
speaking the kings English
Just like god intended btw
LEO 14TH!!!!
Mateus 5 : 8
Timothy 4 : 3 4
Corinthians 6 : 7 8
pope leo
THE POPE IS ACTUALLY AN AMERICA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO