"VERY BIG EARTH SHATTERING ANNOUNCEMENT" COMING

No.

He said it isn't about trade

He’s coming out as trans

But I would say watch what happens on the other end. He is saying look over this way while he's doing something bad to distract from the other way. Shell games and distraction. Its some sort of a grift.

i just want some ayy disclosure

anything else is a nothinburger

It was a trade deal with the UK.

We still keep 10% tariffs on them lmao. ENJOY WINNING LOL

Isreal becomes 51st state

US capital is moved to Isreal

Antisemitism laws passed

you lost posters post we lost

Based!

Holocaust committee somthing something.

You Lost

Leaving NATO. Bye, Felicia.

It was the yemen shit from yesterday

ayys taking over

Don't forget

State of Israel gets 539 electoral votes

They've cured baldness. Trump has been trialling it for years and they're finally going public.

Let me guess, more billions for Israel?

Hopefully it's leaving NATO

hundustantimes.com

Reliable source. ಠ_ಠ

trump becomes pope

Oh shit it's MIGA time

He's the new pope.

They’ve found a way to reverse-age Kate Beckinsale to her 20s again.

How did he know the conclave would end today?

read the news

Grilled stuft burrito is back on the menu at Taco Bell.

They’ve made him Pope, haven’t they. MAGA

Fuck yeah, that I would be down with. That’s when you’ll know we’re back for real.

Asteroid incoming

GTAVI being delayed was just a belated April Fool’s joke, and if you look under your seat, you’ll find a free copy. All paid for by tariffs.

No fucking way...

A new program for Indian migrants

Insider here. Don’t ask me how I know, but the big announcement is that OP is a massive faggot.

No tariffs for Israel

reposting this because it needs to be.

we're going to say something

cost of living will remain completely fucked

you will never own a home

you will live paycheck to paycheck

there will be no social security for you

jews will remain in control

society and culture will continue to decline into a talmudic nigger fever dream that perpetually worsens

we will continue to praise kikes, niggers, spics and never White people

zero dollars will go to East Palestine, Maui or the Carolinas

we will send that money to pissrael

you will not receive a $5000 stimulus

inflation will never return to precovid prices let alone pre 1971 or pre 1913

but we will say something

all you MIGA faggot fucks deserve a bullet between your fucking eyes.

He gonna force the kikes at Rockstar to release gta6 early

More tariffs. You’re welcome.

he's the pope

invisible beef

He traded away all your gold and precious metals for some magic beans. BEANCOINs will make every American a zillionaire.

nhh

the earth-shattering prose may mean he unveils a lie.

nhh

He’s officially making Netanyahu the new king of US and israel, Trump will be his court jester

New NFT digital CARD collection

two more days!

/thread

It was already leaked to Reuters by Anonymous sources: Gulf of Persia will now become the Gulf of Arabia and Iran will no longer have a navy.

I hope it’s a cancer diagnosis

youtu.be/-4oSpciE5ow

It's federal crypto and ai infrastructure administered by gamestop

SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION VS ICELAND

It was during his meeting with Carney so it's probably actual annexation of Canada.

New meme coin bout to drop

'Iceland Won'-anon wasn't crazy
...he was a time traveler trying to warn us
How the turned tables

HE KNEW
HE KNEW ABOUT THE POPE

Trump is going to declare himself antipope.

He’s dropping his new NFTs

He is going to say 'nigger' on live television
And when the mean CNN lady looks at him with disgust he is going to point at her and scream 'MUD SHARK! MUD SHARK!'

we got alberta

we got greenland

we got gaza

we got memecoins

gonna be something like this, that turns into nothing after a month...

Isreal related, or UBI, or $10k stimulus checks. Or, perhaps, GTA 6 is actually coming out this month instead of next year

Trump teases ‘very big announcement’ coming soon, hints 'it's going to be a truly earth-shattering'

Donald Trump made a shocking announcement on Tuesday, stating that he will be making a “earth-shattering” revelation

Trump's announcement of an 'earth-shattering' revelation

Trump made the statement inside the Oval office during his meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.

“We have a very big announcement to make,” the POTUS declared

but it's going to be a truly earth-shattering

Spambots regurgitating AI-generated mindslop.
Is this the singularity?

Uhm, i just... For the record, we only destroyed one of them

The Earth Shattering news will be Segregation laws effective immediately

My stock would go through the roof. I'd be rich!

How did you get me so hard so fast?
Bravo anon, you should probably be pimping with such talents

No more income tax

He’s going to announce the release of the Epstein files, for realz this time.

Trump's coming out

I feel like if it's not Greenland, it's probably something like this.

Seriously though, no real technical reason crypto isn't accepeted like credit cards or google pay, CC companies simply don't want to and can be persuaded by the force of the law. The obstacle is motivation
Could be it (longshot, but that's my stupid guess, back to shit posting)

It's the freedom cities. DOI and HUD signed a deal for 7 million housing units to be built on DOI land months ago, and Trump delegated powers from the Defense Production Act to the DoD and DFC lease federal land for industrial projects. Ten new cities built on leased federal land, with the a chunk of the lease revenue being diverted back into the fund that's co-investing in them in the first place.

USA will be funding UBI for Israel, including complementary $10K stimulus checks?
why are you being antisemitism?

It will either be

Nothingburger trade deal

Nothingburger new law for the border that doesn't do anything

Nothingburger to do with Israel taking over Gaza

Nothingburger to do with invading Iran

Probably a new meme coin

My bad, 51, jews truly deserve to take anything they want from us, what was I thinking?

more nukes for israel

how much would rockstar have to pay for a sponsorship like that, do you think?

A lot, like a stupid amount. They would have to put his face on the fake money and stuff, hahaha.

Shut up Morty *BUUUURP*
Did you- did you ever hear about ambiguity, Morty?! It's called strategic ambiguity Morty! Do you need a marvel movie explaining it? it's like the thing in your stupid comic books you like so much Morty, only cooler

If you have the goods, you tell everyone. These teaser announcements are always marketing bullshit.