HABEMUS PAPAM

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HABEMUS PAPAM

youtube.com/watch?v=J6MqpK91bEA
youtube.com/watch?v=uxrxo7i-Vcg

Rollin' for the black pope
youtube.com/watch?v=qD0LakHTjh0

Digits for a pope that will excomminucate trannys and fags.

FIRST FOR NIGGER POPE
FOR NOPE

SWAGAPINO GANG RISE UP

holy shit

Psychic here.

He get's shot on the balcony.

LUCE

What have you done!

Quite a roll, right out of the gate.

wow, the krautkike is here early!

I kneel. Let Wakanda City become reality and home of da popo, amen.

Holy Fuck

Rolling for his name

JAN PAWEL TRZECI

the black ones seemed too old desu

DAS RIIITE!!!!

checked fpbp
God is here
Amen

Yank on the news comparing the election of the pope to the superbowl

Grim

DAS RITE

While we are waiting, enjoy this catholic song from Spain.
youtube.com/watch?v=nwe54WZNNX0

gimi is pope!

jebał małe dzieci

kek has such a twister sense of humor...

Let's go, peter the roman
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

Are those Franciscans out front???
PIZZABALLA CONFIRMED????

busts out the door

LEROYYYY JENKINSSSS

NICE

what would your pope name be lads?

REVEAL YOURSELF

ogre

as my first act as pope is to DROP THE ACT now let me get some white women for the first black man in haven!

777

deus lo vult

Constantine or Alexander sounds cool.

Maximus

gimi

Ummm based?

Third anon getting digits, kino times.

Amazing

Peter the Larger

Artorius

the church that is half a mile away from my house just used its melody bells for the first time in years and it shook the windows of my house in a way that I could hear the song they were playing just by the vibrations in the windows

it felt magical bros

Based papanig

POPE NIGERIVS

We fucking lost bros

Who else just checked their phone to see if it was calling? lmao

lame

Oh shid...

Did not notice eternal digits.
Bump.

Jestemy biały murzynki

Big Poppa soon

Pope Niggerius the Kang

Pope Adolf LXXXVIII

That is so fantastic. Really.

anon...

Holy shit. Saying nigger gonna be a straight way to hell from now on.

HAHAAAAAAAAHAAA

Big Poppa Pope is your hookup! Holler if you hear me!

Big Popea

MURZYN

Let's do it until it's forbidden

Nigger nig1ger nig2ger nig3ger nig4ger

I will eat my shoe if Sarah becomes pope.
Most cardinals were put there by Francis.
There's NO WAY IN HELL he will become pope.
May I be banned forever from here if I'm wrong. Fuck you.

Imagine the crowd reaction when he turns out to be a nigger lmao

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Deus vult inshallah

CHICKEN JOCKEY

This is not cohesive, your translator is shit just like you.

What is that helicopter doing? Italian police watching out for trucks of peace?

IT'S TAGLE

POPE JACOB PAUL THE FIRST IS HIS REGNAL NAME

ON THE BALCONY NOW

It's Max Bialystock's latest show

DINDU VOLT

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE AND FAGS WEARING GAY COLORS. JUST SHOW THE FUCKING POPE ALREADY JESUS CHRIST.

POPE SARAAAAAAH!!!!!

today is the most difficult day in my difficult life. so far.

THE QUAD OF GOD
WE WILL HAVE A BLACK POTATO

checked

dropped $1000 on every nigger. surely I can't lose right?

I got shit to do, show the pope already

deus vult when?

two more weeks

can these niggers stop cheering for nothing

Tomorrow

will take us away, far from home

I HAVE TO GRAB ANOTHER BEER BUT I DONT WANT TO MISS THIS MOMENT

No

it gets better. eventually.
peepeepoopoo.

You will wait like a good boy.

What name will the new pope claim? My bet is Francisco the 2nd

digits if true

our country;s nuns have iphones

i puke

Idris Elba

RUN!!!!!!

where the fuck is he

5 MORE MINUTES

They're not cheering for nothing. There are giant TV screens out there with the Vatican feed.

Like a sports event, the cameras occasionally go to the crowd; and the crowd (seeing themselves on screen) break out in a cheer.

SANCTUS

HURRY THE FUCK UP

Mods are a bunch of faggots. Fix that thread

Cool view

LIGMA

tiktok is mogging youtube so fucking hard holy shit
the biggest youtube stream about it has 244K viewers
tiktoks has 370K

20 year headstart smashed in just 5 years

Holy black pope!

patience, popes are old as fuck

What different groups are all of these soldiers from? Are they all part of the Vatican, or different countries?

what's he praying for?

theres been so many of these today. some autist needs go through all of these and make a screencap of all of them.

Retard.
youtube.com/watch?v=J6MqpK91bEA

vatican stream is at 500k

Half a million here
youtube.com/watch?v=J6MqpK91bEA

hilarious how twitter had vine and then threw it all away only for the whole concept to explode like 4 years later

Them beans

rolling for Kanye

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA

there are probably 100+ million viewers on cable across the third world watching this right now

You should check the prophecy of the popes.
Last one's called Peter.
There's a candidate called Peter.

Who’s face we rooting to see come out on the balcony?

Nigger just hurry the fuck up

I wouldnt be surprised desu. Hopefully not though

Seek the true religion.
Convert to paganism.

I'm holding my pee and I need to sleep

celebrating the antichrist

What papal name would you take? I’m Mercurius all day long.

4 Ballots

It's Parolin

Whose*

vatican news literally has 500k, what

I was here to witness! Desu Desu ^-^

And TV views all over the world are in the range of millions. Who gives a shit?

Vatican TV has risen to the occasion. I suppose conclave is one of the few times that everyone is watching. Prior to the smoke, they had >150k watching a stationary camera pointed at the chimney. Their feed jumped to 300k when the smoke came out, and that's not including how many people who are watching via another network broadcasting the same stream.

They also upped their game with drone use. The Vatican has a drone out there that gave some really cool flying shots

WHERE ARE THE DELEGATES, SARAH

rollin for pope ye

Swiss Guard

what do you think?

cardinal Erdo

Lutherans SEETHing that no one cares about their church

SARAHBROS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Trump is the new pope his papal name is niggerslayer8000

Luce? Mercy toward unholy creatures? Pfftt noooooooo.. OwO cute picture though

Catholics already are pagan.

wtf

rolling for pope Peter

a smooth nubile boy

They also upped their game with drone use. The Vatican has a drone out there that gave some really cool flying shots

Yep they have some 2 billion drones.

need another coffee but I don't want to miss the big reveal

It's going to be Parolin and it's going to be Francis II

Sad but probably

All I can think about right now.
youtube.com/watch?v=q-VQGdHR3Vw

heh

Petrvs romanvs... it's over...

So who is the pope?

this is literally niggerball match tier

There's not enough alexanders out there but my last name is also alexander so will it work?

ITS POPE-VER

HAPPENING

based BNWO rised

Erdo would be best.
Sarah, or Pizzabella would be good.
Pauline is a continuation of the last guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=qD0LakHTjh0

New pope is Elon Musk.

He was the only person they could find that was more into fucking little boys than them (besides Diddy who is in jail and os a filthy nigger.)

But there haven't been 7999 Pope Niggerslayers before.

the new pope is…….Vtuber Luce

Over 10,000 denominations of Protestantism

Nobody gives a fuck about any single one of them

Millions worldwide tune in to a religious event for a church that many of them aren't even part of

prods are fags

nigga heil hitler

ME

Leo XIV

HURRY THE FUCK UP

if the devil is 6 then god is 7

My buddy chatgpt says:
1. Swiss Guard (Foreground in colorful uniforms):
The most recognizable are the soldiers in striped blue, red, and yellow Renaissance-style uniforms with red plumes — these are the Pontifical Swiss Guards, who serve as the personal security force of the Pope.

The smaller group in the front, with the Vatican flag, is likely an honor guard formation.

2. Swiss Guard Band (Blue uniforms on the left):
The group in all-blue uniforms holding musical instruments is the Swiss Guard band. This is a ceremonial band used in official Vatican events.

3. Foreign or Vatican Security Forces (in darker uniforms):
The uniformed groups standing in formation at the back, in dark blue, black, or maroon, are not Swiss Guards. They likely represent:

Vatican Gendarmerie Corps (the Vatican’s police force),

Italian armed forces or Carabinieri (especially if the ceremony involves state-level cooperation or honors),

Other foreign military or police detachments, possibly from Switzerland or other nations, attending in honor of a papal event.

A nigger

check'd and kek'd

Thats awesome fren! <(^-^)>

fucking poland messing with timelines again

John would be proud

WHO THE FUCK IS IT

Popes can be asian???

I really really hope he's not called Francis II because that sucks and is too confusing in the age of search engines

It's fucking over for mankind

WTF I love Tim Apple now

Holy fuck, hurry up you double-niggers. People starting to lose interest.

why are people cheering for their religion

this is just like sports

Those with no faith need to just be done with it all

WHEW

X Æ A-12

HURRY THE FUCK UP

Beter LXIX

POPA

youtube.com/watch?v=QenUkaCZa54
POPA

youtube.com/watch?v=QenUkaCZa54

POPA

youtube.com/watch?v=QenUkaCZa54
POPA

youtube.com/watch?v=QenUkaCZa54

I HAVE TO PEE COME ONE GO OUTSIDE

What if the new Pope is from Israel?

other thread died and didn't get a sticky

witnessed

how many people are there in person?

using chatgpt

kill yourself, useless favela monkey

Popes can be transwomen. It's 2025.

wtf is this lol

new pope's taking a dump

Monica bellucci

listen to Luce's stream

It's gura

CHECKED! Pope Sarah Connor confirmed!

Ioannes XXIV

HURRY THE FUCK UP

DEUS VULT

I heard technically Francis doesn't count, because you can't just quit like Benedikt did.
And he got buried somewehere elese outside of Vatican.

Sneedivs I

me
i'm the pope
pope cope

Corsica

my concert is bigger than yours

you're a fag

right

Pope Nero

confirmed

I will probably outlive you :)

I also tune in to watch the inauguration of the US president, that doesn't mean he is the head of my church you dumb catholicuck nigger

Corsica independence flag.

HURRY THE FUCK UP

HURRY THE FUCK UP.

christcucks are fucking cringe
any other day of the week youd be saying that catholic isnt real christianity and we wuz jewss

Be patient

new pope is an incredibly dark mafia nigger from the streets of Southside Chicago

Prophecy status? Isn't the new bishop of Rome supposed to be the penultimate one?

They got it done in two days. That's very quick in terms of how long these conclaves have gone on for in the past.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1268–1271_papal_election

What the fuck is this guy doing

maybe he died from the shock of winning

A….lleluia

happening occurs

"waaah, I'm bored, finish the happening already"

Want me to call the waaaambulance, memeflag?

Martin Luther King the 2nd would be ironic.

apparently it takes an hour to slip into your new pope pajamas

They said 15 more minutes like 15 hours ago

corsica

It's a shame the stream is in 720p. I can't see which yu-gi-oh card he's showing

50% of christians are niggers

Grim

Nigger Polish.
I hooe Russia nukes you.

THE POPE JUST LITERALLY FLEW OVER MY HOUSE IT'S NOT A DRIL I REPEAT IT'S NOT A DRILL IT'S ACTUALLY UNEQUIVOCALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW BRACE FOR IMPACT

WHAT HAVE WE FORGOTTEN

parker

rent

you can't just quit like Benedikt did.

but he literally did?

i want the pizza guy to win,seems like good optics since hes the bishop of Jerusalem

pooplakland erecting a giant statue of a nigger in their country

Prevost has the italian nose

It's going to be the black dude and it's going to be funny

Please no niggers
Please no Petrus Romanus

There are none

John XXIV
Francis II
John Paul III

My bets

EU SAID TO REDO THE ELECTION
POPE IS CANCELLED
PUTIN TIKTOK MANIPULATION

All the Catholic cucks are acting like peak NPC's on the livestreams. Sad to see.

holding a picture of his deceased wife

Pope

there's paperwork too

they probably do more prayers and stuff before they unveil the new pope

YOU HAVE CURSED US, ALL.

BROWN POPE !
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The holy spirit working through digits

only took them 2 days

Whelp we know 100% it's a new Francis. Why any anon here thinks there's any life left in catholicism is beyond me.

Flexing to the cameras his rare NFT with a value of 8 billion apes

robert sarah GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Each of the cardinals has to pay homage to him

I HAD ENOUGH, I'M GOING TO PEE

american education

That's the flag of Corsica, stooped.

ROBERT SARAH LETS GOOOOOOO

Tarot card? ~It's all mysticism, so i cant see why card readers and psychics are not there.

ITS A WOMEN
YAS QUEEN

This

rape

New Pope here, AMA.

Milk truck has arrived

Shut up Bilal and eat pork

CMON THE FILIPINO ONE

Thank you frens, this is my first time hearing of them. I think they look better with the breastplate but it's still interesting to see

The swiss guard are the ones wearing the colorful uniforms designed by Michelangelo.

The old people in black are probably the Order of Malta (?) which is an honorary position given to people who support the church over a long period; but whose ceremonial duties include 'guarding' the Vatican and officials when there is conclave.

The last part comes from (see image); an above average novel which takes place within the life of a priest. They have a main supporting character who is in the Order.

I meant to say Francis the 2nd* not Francisco oops my bad

WE WUZ POPS N SHEEIT

BLACK POPE FOR A NEW ERA

He sucks

HEIL POPE SARAH
HEIL THE PAPAL CRUSADE

FUCK

BORING SHIT

Wow Joseph of Aramathea!

The TND flag

this fucking sign language bullshit has to stop

Dig4nig

yay, we'll finally get another pozzed pope to act as a counterweight to trump's usa. can't wait for millions more muslims in europe, as our lord and savior jesus intended! ^_^

Rolling for sarah

LETS GOOOOOOO

STICKY THE THREAD ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

The official list of papal titles, in the order they are dictated by the Annuario Pontificio in 2024, is:

Bishop of Rome (Episcopus Romanus)
Vicar of Jesus Christ (Vicarius Iesu Christi)
Successor of the Prince of the Apostles (Successor principis apostolorum)
Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church (Summus Pontifex Ecclesiae Universalis)
Patriarch of the West (Patriarcha Occidentis)
Primate of Italy (Primatus Italiae)
Metropolitan Archbishop of the Roman Province (Archiepiscopus metropolitanus provinciae Romanae)
Sovereign of the Vatican City State (Superanus sui iuris civitatis Vaticanae)
Servant of the Servants of God (Servus Servorum Dei)

Hearing Doritos has a new Communion flavor

If he chooses the name Petrus, or if he's black, the prophecy says IT'S OVER.

fuck I need her

no vatican flag in the thread

it's over...

So what happens if the Pope comes out and sees his shadow?

90% of actually devout Catholics are African or Latin and most white followers are non-practicing cultural Catholics

Ok Guys listen up.
Here's how Bernie Sanders can still pull this off...

Rumors inside the Vatican is that it’s Tagle. It’s OVER

The new pope better unify with the orthodox. The whole scism was a mistake

26 conversions in AD 46?!

The cardinals are probably praying

A black pope will likely be Turkson, who's more liberal than Sarah but not so bad compared to the competition. I could live with it.

please be a black pope.

I dont care I like the filipinos, they are a biologically positive race

PLEASE PIZZABALLA

Fuck nigger pope
Fuck petrus romanus

Entire thing feels a like your average goyball arena celebration

No.. no one truly cares Juan

WATCH VATICAN NEWS FOR NON NARRATED STREAM

signal blackout

should have some fun with the crowd

Papacy is getting BLACKED

This isn't funny. Facebook tier.

Nah, women aren't allowed. It has to be a guy.

What's your name? Your real name not your pope name.

Looks like a depiction of Mary

Exactly

well how can they stream it then...??

really embarrassing flag

All hands are on the square. The guard has no time to shitpost

woah guys thanks to the new pope i pee'd a lot

The new pope better not be Binx, that LingLing-licking 34 year old hoe.

RELEASE THE FUCKING POPE ALREADY

THE BLACK POPE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOJSE

haha poop pope

Ooooh, you can't say thaaaat. She's a religious figure, you HEATHEN.

God willing

oh fuck...

I wish

BORING SHIT

Why would he choose the name Petrus, I assume all cardinals are aware of the prophecy and wouldn't want to confirm it

I fucking KNEEL

kek

Entire perception of celebration is a football game

Posting in historic thread

god, she looks so delicate and slutty at the same time. noone can do it like dasha, except the pope i guess.

Witnessed

Phoneposting from Via della Conciliazione

i can't fucking reach Vatican proper

media team gets an exception obviously, cable line

are they all celebrating the old pope being dead

the pope is taking a dump prease understandu

hell yeah
the twit news fags won't shut up for a single second

catholics are niggers

this is somehow surprising

You guys are worse at taking jokes than your choir boys are at taking cocks

pooplakland erecting a giant statue of a nigger in their country

Not going to happen, in Poland, pipe = John Paul 2

Or perhaps they knew that the world was in crisis and needed a change from Francis

15 MORE MINUTES

15 HOURS LATER

HURRY THE FUCK UP

It's Trump!

It's been an hour PICK YOUR FUCKING NAME AND STEP OUT THERE ALREADY

Pio

No, the new pope was chosen.

Is that Bald and Bankrupt?

Looks packed

inb4 it was a mistake and black smoke rises any minute now

So that's why I'm hearing brap noises in the stream

Juian

Yes but church law is complicated

a black pope would literally be a death blow to Catholicism lol

It's going to get loud in a few minutes when the crowd sees the balcony doors open

Be real anon. You know as well as I the kikes have utterly won.

It's Italian, an Asian/Black guy would be on time.

it all depends on his policy, right? nomen est omen

You don't understand, the head is severed, the flag basically mean "we behead moors here".

*helicopter sounds*

IT AINT' ME STARTS PLAYING

Why?

10pbtid

memeflag

Wow, a Jew trying to infiltrate and calm down the hype of Christianity

When have I ever seen this before?

PAPAL NAME REVEALED: POPE NGUBU I

I KNEW SOMEONE ELSE SAW THE FUCKER
HE'S SEX TOURISM THE POPE

Bald is fatter than that i think

The new pope has died of a heart attack, unbeliavable

More like Bearded and Loaded

Jesus 2

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He is the pope, he can do what he wants.
It will be a test of their faith. If they pray really hard, the apocalypse can totally be prevented, so what's the big deal?

Nah

THEY SAID 15 MORE MINUTES 15 HOURS AGO
NIGGER I'M A BUSY MAN I NEED TO GO BUY MY MEATBALLS, HURRY THE FUCK UP

First post Sarah post

black pope needs help reading the contract. just sign it jamal

i dont care what it is putting a nigger head on your flag is fucking nuts

It's going to be Parolin thus settling forever the question of whether or not Italians are black.

Mama mia!!

Theres a street to the left when facing the square that should take you close. I think its across the street from the church on the same street
I explored that part while pretending i was ezio back in september

THEY SAID 15 MORE MINUTES 15 HOURS AGO
NIGGER I'M A BUSY MAN I NEED TO GO BUY MY MEATBALLS, HURRY THE FUCK UP.

I was here

Does the people aactually have any power or influence politically or otherwise?

last time wogs randomly signed pieces of paper europe took their entire continent

few hours

Am I the only one who doesn't want to partake in this degeneracy anymore?

Jew

The crowd is overwhelming

I was near teh Tevere but i heard the bells and i wanted to see whois.jpeg

Lots of ansloaxons for some reasons, tourist i suppose and many irish too.

I NEED TO GET HOT NEWS NOW! NOW NOW NOW! I CAN'T WAIT OR ELSE I'LL BE DIFFERENT!!!!

grow the fuck up

Have no power pls pls pls

It's LITERALLY community as big as India and based on helping eachother.

Only when we have given up is when they will achieve total victory, and I have not given up. And I never will.

i have this feeling in my spine that something odd is going to happen
like he's going to do a roman salute or say something absolutely crazy

We did it Anon Babble.

why are they there, that's illegal

HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP

Probably but then again, Pope Francis wasn't the popular papabile back in 2013 and it took him 5 ballots.

Jesus please heard our prayers.

No nigger and no petrus romanus please

I'll do it

is he taking a shit or something????
come the fuck on old man

It isn't when you're Pope. What you want to do, the entire Church follows. That's why Benedict was able to do that. And it's also why Benedict was able to change John Paul II's burial place.

they can vote any catholic baptized man under 85, right?
just a heads up that they might be coming for
(YOU)
no other explanation for the delay

It's Alex Jones

99% of them are default catholics, who honestly believes a single mexican for example is a 'catholic'?

you got weird feelings polandbro

Yeah the Cirvonvallo near the 'Mura'', but Carabinieri are nervous about letting other people, 'im trying.

Hail the Red Dragon Hail the Red Dragon Hail the Red Dragon Hail the Red Dragon Hail the Red Dragon Hail the Red Dragon Hail the Red Dragon Hail the Red Dragon

Cool, but don't expect any help from the institutions and especially not from catholicism which is literally an institution of racemixing.

NIGGA I DON'T HAVE THE ENTIRE DAY
JUST ANNOUNCE THE NEW CUNT AND BE DONE WITH IT

the new pope died :(

THAS RIGHT
PEACE BE WITH YOU

What the fuck are you supposed to see if you're in St Peters square and standing here

All the cardinals walk outside

"We'll be right back"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How candid of you, I hope you're right

woah im Christs top guy, Christ chose me to lead the church, im such a beast dude, im such a physical beast right now

ALRIGHT CHRIST, ILL DO IT

black vs italian pope

not even one anon thinks it could be both? double popes

he will dab and reference this thread just for you

what if the new pope died from shock?

@grok is this true

Hey, a bunch of guys in robes just knocked on my front door.

Oh wait, it's just the Eyes Wide Shut people again.

what are the odds a fucking bomb drops

guard right next to them

Either his family or he let them in
Either way, it's not illegal when authorities permit you to do it

WHITE POPE

DOORS DOORS DOORS DOORS DOORS DOORS DOORS DOORS

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAPPENING

not the macarena
pls

At fucking last

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SOMETHINGS HAPPENING!!!

THE NEW POPE IS DAN HENTSCHEL??

top kek

Moloch

WHITE!!!!!

Who the fuck is that

ITS HAPPENING

he knows

he knows they picked the black one

WHITE PEOPLE WON

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

who the fook is that guy

HABEMUS PAPAM

I don't speak this shit

I DONT KNOW WHAT HES SAYING!

What are Catholic's thoughts on Timothy Dolan? My boomer dad loves him despite being a protestant that hasn't attended church in 30 years

hahahahhaha

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa′ darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Eh, Macarena (¡ay!)

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Eh, Macarena

Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino
Que en la jura de bandera del muchacho
Se la dio con dos amigos (¡ay!)

Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino
Y en la jura de bandera del muchacho
Se la dio con dos amigos

Filipino

WHO THE FUCK IS HIM

ROBERT PREVOST

WHO HAVE THEY CHOSEN

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

Which one is that, again?

THIS ISN'T THE POPE RETARDS

SOMEONE TRANSLATE FROM THIS OOGA BOOGA?

he's not the pope your etards
pope will come out soon

literally who

BROWN POPE !
BROWN POPE !
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is he vaxed?

p-p-p-prevost? is that a good thing? o.o

HE SPEAKS LIKE A FAG AND HIS SHITS ALL RETARDED

A yank pope

ITS OVER

AMERICAN

PREVOST

Fuck, what about on the right along the wall/path to the castello?
Though that one might be too obvious and open. Can you approach from the bus stop by st petro?

American American aaaaaaah nooooo

muttmerican

IT'S JOEVER

LITERALLY WHO?

lol what a retarded religion, our baby dick sucking religion is less gay

no one knows who the fuck he is

Lmao

Is a Italian pope!?
Is it PIZZABALLA!?

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE THESE GUYS IN CLOWN SUITS DOING HERE I NEVER EVEN TOOK THE EUCHARIST

AMERICANS WINNING!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Francis_Prevost

He's aight, tell your dad to convert

Let’s fucking gooo Trump has an ally now

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

He's from CHICAGO USA
USA !! USA !!! USA !!!

Robert Prevost
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Francis_Prevost

SIEG HEIL
SIEG HEIL

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Why oh why

HERE WE GO NIGGERS

based

LOL AMERICAN REALLY

Americans pronounce Latin like fucking retards
It's the one nationality I didn't want

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

But Sarah isn't brown
He's BLACK, almost purple!

How much did Trump pay?

were there any cardinals not openly for the vaxx?

THE POPE LION RAPES THE SATAN

ROBERT PREVOST

TRUMP THE MADLAD!!!

He's from Chicago...

PREVOST

BURGERPOPE

MAGA POPE

I got Leo XIV right
It's a steadfast pope to lead the Church through tribulations

WHAT THE FUCK? THE NEW POPE IS AMERICAN?

AMERICA KEEPS WINNING

the american and his father was french lol

The new pope is from.....Chicago?!?! Oh good grief

not Sarah

American

BAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT THE FUCK

Nooo not Provost I want me some PIZZABALLA!!!

ay-men

thank god it was no-one anyone was expecting the whole popeball was gay

The American Lion!

Is it really the American?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

has the pope been announced?
im lost

TRUMP WON

A FUCKING AMERICAN

Burgerland I kneel

BASED MAGA POPE EURO CATHCOLICS KEKED AHAHAHAHAHAHA

proof digits do not work

Boomer pope

Sad!

american pope nobody has ever heard of wins

Kino incoming

You were right, auguri!

Buck bros?

lol

So its going to be an American named Leo XIV??? Am I getting this right?

GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA
AMERICA FIRST
WE RULE

youtu.be/fKJDAVvs_JA
POST VICTORY MUSIC

The new pope is from.....Chicago?!?

Yeah from FUCKING CHICAGO

LEO XIV

KNEEL!

"Prevost has a history of embracing marginalized groups, reflecting a commitment to social justice and compassion."

this wasn't a maga win, this was a francis win

That's fuckin' right, you do!

mcdonalds will take over vatican

Thank you God, a conservative!
let's goo TLM worldwide

Leo XIV, The American, Provost!

69 years old

too young

Concerning

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Leo_XIV

one would've thought the days of world leaders interjecting in the election of a pope was over

EUROPOORS BTFO

A mutt

What a shit show

FUCK YOU NIGGER

he is woke or not ?

Fucking get on with it already

AMERICAN POPE
MAGA

did everyone who bet on the pope lose money? lmaooo

almost predicted

DA POPE

Have you seen some of the cardinals? I think it already has.

MY NIGGA

FUCK THIS SHIT

He implemented a significant reform under Francis, adding three women to the voting bloc for bishop nominations, a move seen as progressive.

WE ARE DOOMED

I can't take it anymore

It didn't take long for the Wiki to get updated

USA
USA
USA

"He is reportedly very close to Francis’ vision regarding the environment, outreach to the poor and migrants"

the Church isn't supposed to appoint a Pope from a current superpower

chooses an American Pope anyway

kek, I hope he feels more Peruvian than American

He's gonna' be the Pope for 25 years.

Breaking: American pope will serve french fries instead of communion wafer

THIS LAND IS OUR LAND FROM AMERICA TO THE VATICAN

THEODEN
THEODEN
THEODEN

thank you for your service

Is it a lib pope?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

TAKE THAT NIGGERS

TAKE THAT PETRUS ROMANUS

Thank you Jesus Christ

HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH

We're FUCKED

Shit boys he's not even on the chart!

I think you don't know what it means for MAGA.

and at 69 yo eurokek are fucked

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

America pope won't speak in American language

I thought the abolished the Vetos?

nah for like a minute there was an endless emptyredirect loop between his real name and his papal name lmao

a conservative

anon... I...

kek this fucker hates trump lol and is for bridging the north and south america. rip

ahahahahaha they were so fucking mad looking at the American flag
ahahahahahahahahahaha

weve been mislead

YOOW ESS AYY

from what i've heard he's a much quieter inside person
is expected to deal with the financial corruption because he was the head of the augustinian order so he has experience managing large instiutions

This, it's over for digits...

He’s an unironic boomer.
So, yes.

meme magic is dead

you killed it

new pope is white

>american to be friends with trump

Racists won. We live in a better world.

That is not a human, that is a bug in a skin suit

he's a progressive you fucking retard
might we worse than francis

He'll be the last pope. Fitting that an American will destroy the Catholic institution.

new pope just dropped
Lil' Pete

surely this just means americans are niggers

Fuck you catholics. America is in charge now

He who enters as Pope, leaves as cardinal.

ALEXA, PLAY CHELSEA DAGGER, MAX VOLUME

He’s a lib

A fucking American

well, at least the guy who bet on him out of all people must be shitting himself with joy over how rich he has become.

What are the tariffs on Heaven Mr President?

They do work
Sarah should've won
They put a Jewish pope

I told you guys it was Alex Jones

What a grotesque looking judaised faggot

Moderate reformer

HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET ELECTED
WHO IS THIS GUY???

Imagine rolling Quad 7s, and being WRONG.

You're why Anon Babble died.

Yes, he has been bishop of Chiclayo / Peru until 2023, has dual US / Peruvian citizenship, he will stand up for latinos in the USA.

piccolo piero

Chiraq pope... :O

le no stance muttmerican

yup, he's hardcore leftist

JD Vance kills Pope Francis

Instantly gets an American Pope

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

Kek

Pope Leo is a great sign last one was great

Leo XIV

Welp, apocalypse adjourned everyone

ya, I got caught in the loop too. Decided to wait it out until the editors finally got with the program and figured out that the first to edit wasn't pranking them

checked

checked. im sending him my energy

chicago

our last hope is that even he got nigger fatigue by now

Uhhh

Confirmed.

Francis II*

checked saar

Based this is causing so much trad Cath seethe
Not only is it a mutt, it's a gay liberal mutt lmfao

amerimutt pope

OrthoCHADS keep on winning

Wasted

nice

pro open border

pro lgbt

This

captcha GXU JMJ

Jesus Mary Joseph

Why anon?
What prophecy?

It was me. Just made 132k.

a mutt from Chicago

pack it up, it's fucking over

Leo 14

not if you're a modernist

He’s a moderate

WITNESSSED

The Vatican literally has "BVRGHE(R)" on the front

A fucking American

Come on nigger pope. I ain't got all night.

Pope Leo XIV, elected in May 2025, is widely regarded as a conservative and traditionalist within the Roman Catholic Church. His choice of the regnal name "Leo XIV" is significant, as it aligns him with Pope Leo XIII, known for his emphasis on doctrinal clarity and a conservative defense of traditional church teachings .

Overton window

witnessed
also, pope

*APPLAUSE*
Nigger appears
applause dies

America owns you

Deal with it

Checked and W for Burger Pope!

They can still shoot the burger and elect a nigger later.

HAPPENING

Guess what?
You're checked.

AMERICA FIRST

FUCKIN GOTTEM

am i being schizo or does it look like he has aged 10 years in the pope robe? do the clothes suck life energy?

The first Peruvian Pope, and the second Latinx Pope...

Yeah, me too kid

MAGA POPE: CONFIRMED

there will be corndog communion!

Profile analysis?

It's Borghese.
A very influential Italian family from Rome.

those are some big fucking windows

PERU
PERU
PERU

both of this parents arent american his mother was italian and father french litteraly a immigrant

rolling quad 7s + first post. Kek is dead, and I have poked its astral corpse.

a fucking AMI
THEY WON
THEY HAVE THE SEAT

He scares me

so a peruvian sjw is the new pope huh. francis truly ruined catholicism beyond repair

italian hymn

did we win something

Retard he's a Francis fanboy.

worst of all: he's young, so we are all going to die before him

A burger? Really? What's next? American winning the world cup?

burger

"Italian"....
Hook nose....

Italia always wins

burrowing turtle jew pope. will bring Christ to millions but may burrow into dirt and go dormant during droughts.