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POPE ELECTED!

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thats not real. It has to be a parody. If someone like that actually existed and went outside for 1 second, a nigger would beat him and steal his boyfriend.

Where’s coomerpole? Shouldn’t he be in here calling everyone christcucks?

Here's our list to annex:
1. Aruba
2. Bonaire
3. Cayman Islands
4. Guadeloupe
5. Martinique
6. Saba
7. Saint-Barthelemy
8. Saint Martin
9. Montserrat
10. Sint Eustatius
11. Sint Maarten
12. Anguilla
13. Turks and Caicos Islands
14. UK Virgin Islands
15. Bermuda
16. Clipperton Island
17. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
18. British Indian Ocean Territory (crucial for national security)
19. Faroe Islands
20. Ross Dependency
21. Falkland Islands
22. South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands
23. French Guiana
24. Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha
25. French Polynesia
26. Pitcairn Islands
27. Wallis & Futuna
28. Canada
29. Greenland
30. British Antarctic Territory
31. Peter I Island
32. Marie Byrd Land

We're Americans. We dream big and we win bigger. Europe needs to decolonize our sphere of influence entirely by ceding these territories to us. And you know what? Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight; they never fought Australia for their independence, and they surrendered their freedom just as easily.

These areas would become COFA protectorates of the USA:

1. (Western) Samoa
2. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3. Saint Lucia
4. Solomon Islands
5. Kiribati
6. Cuba
7. Nauru
8. Dominica
9. Puerto Rico
10. Grenada
11. Mauritius
12. Vanuatu
13. Cook Islands (joint US-NZ control)
14. Niue (joint US-NZ control)
15. Tuvalu (joint US-Australia control)
16. Costa Rica
17. Panama
18. Iceland

Annexation of these would be considered if it were desirable for America's expansion. However, they would not be immediately annexed into the USA proper.

youtube.com/live/3A2eDX7CNNg?si=ZB4Nm6z4FXea7qSu
EWTN live from Rome

I'm so sick of these :O faggots so goddamn much. Their chimp brains taking over.

I WANT TO KNOW NOW
REEEEEEEE

I'm trying to keep an eye out for Mexican IDs since my job is required to check all IDs when purchasing alcohol. Illegals are so fucking annoying in California because they act like a [protected class, like every time I ask them to see their ID they get all defensive because they don't want me to know they're not supposed to be there.

Imagine believing in a religion created by kikes to control non-kikes.

Remember those words you posted this day when you're on your death bed

based

A direct meeting between him and khomeni would be cool

MAGA

HOLY SMOKES

There's nothing preventing you from secretly capturing their IDs and reporting that you heard them talking about being illegal when they totally said they were illegal ya know

MOVEMENT ON THE BALCONY

He's literally making le epic meme basedface and talking about how he eats bugs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Omg I'm dying

OP sucks at picking a topic. Probably gonna pick another Twitter post next time?
Relevant to GOP standings.

I'm not Catholic but I really hope it's not the gay flip. He's as bad as Francis in addition to being openly gay and flip.

BALCONY

Pope parolin

HOLY SHIT

They actually went with the reconcilation vote that's amazing

MOVEMENT IN MY BOWELS!

AMERICAN POPE

I recat my previous statements they may have elected a white liberal instead of an asian one

AMERICAN POPE

Rundown on this pope

David Hogg and AOC

QRD on Robert Francis Prevost? First American pope .

American Pope???

AMERICAN

In an interview with the Venezuelan newspaper El Universal, he said he was open to revising the rule that requires celibacy for clergy of the Latin rite: "Celibacy is not a dogma of the Church" and "can be discussed because it is an ecclesiastical tradition". "It is possible to talk and reflect on issues that are not defined by faith, and to consider certain changes, but always in the service of unity and always according to God's will."[73]

please god do it already

I never heard of this guy before
Lol

Chinese Pope.

AMERICAN
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Deputy foreign minister

he's a peruvian. spent most his time in peru. it's another south american socialist pope. have fun, cathocucks

American Pope

I'm an American, I'm a Catholic, and I do not like this. We can't be the best at EVERYTHING, can we?

No black pope

no end of the world prophecy

More of this woke world hell

It's over

Is he white?

wake up

new trade deal with bongland

"fuck commies btw"

He's pro refugee and immigration unlike many

Hail the Red Dragon!!

youtube.com/watch?v=LHYhC_FTjEc&pp=ygUQa2lyc2VsbyBwaG90byAwMdIHCQmGCQGHKiGM7w==

"white"

Is he the guy supported by Trump?

Shill bros...wtf. Trump is insulting our sacred corporations who look after our best interests...he thinks he can become a respectable mcdonalds worker?!?!? This...this is heresy of the highest order. This is blasphemy. T-THIS IS SPARDA!!

It's McOver...

HE HAS TDS :D

Priests weren't obligated to be celibate until like 1100-1200 AD (I forget the date) and even then it took another couple of centuries for them to start following that rule universally.

Yes, it's a fake.

Fake American pope he's lived in Peru for decades

Extremely Happening Habemus Papem Awoofternoon to you fren

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=1zhW3mdNHyE

It was not universally followed until like after the renaissance it is not sensible

Previous pope dies after meeting Vance

American pope elected immediately after

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

no, this guy hates trump and vance

Classic they picked the anti Drumpf cuck

The Bible clearly tells you to take care of your own before helping others

American, probably of mixed Irish ("Robert Francis") and French ("Prevost") ancestry. So white genetically. We'll see how he operates as poop.

The furts American pope ever.

If Trump tells you to support Ukraine, will you do it?

Say something nice about her

i called it :D

soon maga will call him the antichrist for insulting orange man :D

its all falling into place :D

POPE MANDATES ALL CATHOLICS MUST EAT 999999 BURGERS AND DRINK 9999 LIDERS OF COKE EVERYDAY :DDD

French

white

he wasn't even on the chart

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped.

Now THAT is economic stimulus :DDDDDDDDDD

Catholic anons, he's an Augustinian. Is that good? Better than a Jesuit?

AMERICAN POPE?
TRUMP WON!

Pope Leo XIV

Oops never mind...
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hello please what has happened today how have threads been

He wasn't on any list I saw
I wanted Pizzaballa

he's a faggot social activist spic from south america and will likely try and destroy america. fuck catholics

Jesus said to love everyone

That means you have to love people who are trying to kill you and forgive those who are trying to replace you, chud!

You want to know a secret? You can still love a rabid dog as you smash it into the dirt for the safety of yourself.

Another Communist?
apnews.com/article/cardinal-robert-prevost-card

Weird the asian pope boosters that were super prominent in media were blown the fuck out then people kept announcing parolin but it's prevost

wait, we won the pope? rest of the world...are you even trying?!?!?!

you lost btw

He's a white American. He was just assigned to Peru for a while. You sound mad

HAHAHAHAHA

it was too close between Sarah and Pizzaballa so they choose a rando

infinitely

pope bros...

i'm just a regular dude i'm here for common sense lets see how we can come to terms folks

has thus far voted 100% with schumer, 100% of the time

i'm shocked. thanks pennsylvania.

He's in full regalia
Francis btfo

Christianity is just a way to control people?

How?

Look at all those "Christians" in mega churches giving their money away, supporting Israel and gay rights!

Atheists are so sheltered in their Godless echo chambers that they don't know what biblical Christianity is anymore. Calling yourself a Christian is enough to be considered a true Christian according to them now, lol.

The catholic church just elected somebody who still wants to kill all whites.

AMERICAN POPE lmfao

i lige dis bope :DDDD

I am NOT tired of winning yet, boys.

POPE BOB I

WE POPE NOW

Is he the based one?

fucking BASED

God help us a drumpfing pope

i saw it in a dream :D

there were definitely more based ones available, but he's american and that makes it REALLY REALLY funny

that's cuckshot, he's a cuban mestizo marxist who spams the thread whining about "spic catholics"

hey imagine telling people 200 years ago the pope would be from america hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Is this good or bad for Trump?

She managed to not piss off a Baby Daddy this week, unless she's a slow learner and has two black eyes?

i
fucking
know
i fucking choked on my water when they said

american pope

Say it ten years ago and people would wretch

new pope is a burger

but ethnically he looks like curry

The Stroke is causing severe depression and disruption. He could be a great guy, but that behavior is a classic sign of post brain damage emotional disruption.

Italy btfo

He is a Peruvian citizen and president of the Latin American leadership.

Socialism maybe but not progressivism

literally raging on behalf of the machine

The memes keep becoming real.
x.com/tmorello/status/1920286520033894856

An institution who was trying to kill and enslave whites for 1000 years continues to try and kill and enslave whites

wow....

Imagine telling people 600 years ago that the pope would be american

Prevost is French lastname. Swarthy.

The pope is an American and we can now sell beef in the UK.

well well well

mental illness

AMERICAN LION POPE
TOTAL MEMETIC VICTORY

LONG LIVE POPE LEO XIV!

This is a downgrade for their beef, as the USDA needs to reset rules to not allow a bunch of things into Grade A that it allowed under Shrub Jr.

im going to support this pope in his crusade against drumpf

THE DRUMPFER POPE

Can you give me a QRD on him?
Is he based like Cardinal Burke?

Also,

communist accusing anyone else of being a terrible person

Always projection with these evil retard cultists.

jewgle says he has French, Italian, and Spanish descent, and he was born and raised in Chicago

Whatever...I'm just glad they elected a guy who isn't already 80 years old and would die in a few years and then they'd go through all this shit again

Hold your horses. This guy is not a US officer, he's Rome's officer, and the team that elected him is Gay AF.
Don't get ahead of finding out how he makes choices.

based it was a false allegation

I feel like there are better arguments against him then trotting out the ol

pedo priests!

spiel

I just learned that MAGA is full of lizard people according to SC2 chat.

Trump said that Bobby and Brooke were working on that and that our standards would be improving

I was worried beef prices may come back down to reality. thank goodness, only being up 30% YoY was giving me fantasies of possibly affording it.

lmao

Rawr!

after leo frank - a well known and respected american pedophile

hes not based, hes just not a half-marxist WEF test-tube baby like Bergoglio was

I might download sc2 and play some squadron TD, although I have some wc3 CD keys I think I can get reforged which I hear sucks but wc3 has better TD custom games. I have like 10k+ hours on wc3 playing 1v1 and 4v4 mostly

This is a downgrade for their beef

Their beef killed several hundred people in the 90s with Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease, aka mad cow disease. Hard to get lower quality than that.

Good lord lel

tl;dr he has name recognition if you really keep up with Church stuff but even then I don't really recognize him. He has a reputation for being a hardworking guy apparently.

kek

BLACK LIVES MATTER - pope

OBSESSED
you're just mad you didn't get a polack in there again after JP2

Vance's argument echoes a medieval concept known as ordo amoris — the order of charity, often attributed to St. Thomas Aquinas. The idea is that love must be ranked, that a person rightly prioritizes their affections, with family on top. In some ways, it sounds practical, even reasonable. Love is not meant to be an abstraction, floating in ideals without real world engagement.

But the problem with this hierarchy is that it feeds the myth that some people are more deserving of our care than others. It's a framework that makes sense in a world governed by scarcity and fear, where protection comes at the expense of others. But Jesus never speaks of love as something to be rationed. He speaks of love as abundance — a table where there is enough for everyone.

Colonial ideology has conditioned us to think in binaries and hierarchies — who is in and who is out, who is first and who is last. We struggle to fathom a love that is not ranked, that does not sort people into categories of worthiness. But Jesus seemed to be inviting us into a different world altogether — one where love moves freely and without hierarchy, breaking down the borders we've been taught to build.

Spiritual shitlib successor to Francis.

Okay, thank you. I was hoping for pizzaballa. I'd rather have had Burke for an American pope

Protestants are seething kek

The justice pope

Total illegal alien death!
FUCK THIS NOISE
FLOOD THE VATICAN WITH NIGGERS IF HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH

TRUMP ON NEW POPE

the USDA allows lesions, tumors, and puss sore meat in Grade A. Why is that in Grade A?

He is half peruvian so don't expect anything

Not going with the black african pope

I'm smelling a little bit of RRRRRRACISMMMMMMMM if you ask me

CNN: TRUMP IS SENDING JDVANCE AFTER THE POPE

Willam Dafoe, is that you?

First American pope

Worships migrants

lmao

This is the most recent post in the new pope’s X feed.
x.com/seanmdav/status/1920533287287525413

=/
I hope he's better than Francis
He's not that old so he'll probably be Pope for a while

also lol, the betting markets were COMPLETELY btfo today

looking forward to watching the church crash and burn even harder and I'm not even an atheist

Those based blacks never stood a chance, fellow conservative white

South America is the last bastion of catholics so its no wonder all the popes will be linked to it.

they are calling him the anti-trump choice

Thanks to this pope, MAGA will soon be a protestant-only movement.

don't they all
maybe they're right
we are Christ cucks

x.com/ChristianHeiens/status/1920532880213635127

Who was Leo the 13th? Was he based?

Good. You idiots need to hear the church turn you down in ENGLISH.

It was a US resident!

Definition of a US resident is anybody who steps into America for 2 seconds

hopefully Trump can make him renig on his niggerloving ways

yeah, he will be the representative of all the inmigrants that the RAACIIIIST ORANGE is deporting

Hates Trump and JD Vance

Didn't bother speaking English

Based Pope.

LOL

You still lost btw.

I guess we should say sorry to the human traffickers and let ALL IN huh

lefties are mad about the pope

clearly a good pick

I tend just to play the direct strike arcade mod because I'm a dirty fucking casual.

checked hopefully based pope
aye fucking makes me wish somebody slap them

Get exactly what they wanted, a TDS pope

Still find reasons to get angry and doom post

These people are never happy

The bible doesn't say anything about being pro illegal immigration.

They don't know him yet, they are just riding their antiamericanism

tired of seeing all these anime avatars. always hiding the face of a degenerate. imagine sitting down to watch school rumble when you have a wife and kids smdh bunch of weebs larping trad never even held a girl's hand

Pope Francis appointed 108 of the 135 Cardinals who voted in the conclave

They don't even know who he is. All they know from that pic is that he's American, which is enough for them to not like him. They'll like him the more they learn about him.

another leftist scumbag rapefugee loving pope

BUT HE'S HECKIN' 'MERICAN THEREFORE BAD AND ORANGE

good awoofternoon my dudes. Any word on whomst've the new pope is

It's right next to the passage about never marrying as a priest and baptising heretics and homos

Muh starwars.

These niggers think they're so smart. I don't think they've ever read or watched anything beyond Marvel, Starwars, and Harry Potter....

/ptg/ is like 6 people and dozens of paid and unpaid shills bro. it's been this way for years. why keep complaining about it. just leave.

The last Leo apparently condemned Americanism as heresy. This is extreme Trump+Vance derangement.

Virginity is the most trad thing.

*Bukele
what's the opposite of this? I went to school with this guy and the whole point of school was training me to be him so I dropped out.
I'd rather be diogenes than a faggot. but I'd rather be "successful" than diogenes. but I don't know what that looks like.

please help me. everything seems gay. AI?

this

and still they chose a nobody instead of the clear 2nd hand of Francis.

That means they had so disagreements on the flavor of TDS

this pope has been elected to go head to head with Trump guaranteed

That bug burger looks sad, rather have a homemade burger with ground meats.

put it on ya tombstone b

checkem, huh interesting
Okay I like this man already

anime....

I knew they'd pick a leftist pope.

anyways in WAR news, apparently india has shot down multiple paki jets + captured pilots
the conflict is escalating (based)

Léon XIV 1st American Pope. <(^-^)> good Awoofternoon

the church is gonna lose on that fight

0.5% that Trump ends up making the Vatican an american vassal

It is normal board and site culture to embrace anime, that was the founding purpose of this place.

/ptg/ is a couple of trannies and dozens of paid and unpaid shills

ftfy

Trump is gonna love that the Pope is American. But is the pope a libtard or what? Do we know anything about him?

Well no shit

That's disappointing. Hopefully this one is alright. If he has good health, he'll be Pope for 20 years

FUCKING FUCK

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

HE'S APPARENTLY FROM CHICAGO
MIDWEST POPE
YFW DA BURRS WIN DA PAPAB OWL ON BURRSDAY

girl flirting me sends me nudes

lose all interest in her

First US pope is in a trump administration...leftists must be seething.. also guys what did he know and when did he know it? Or is it just the typical insane trump luck?

yep full TDS and everything.

he is half peruvian

the meaning of this selection is that the Church is concerned about the rise of fascism. Just as John Paul II requested the opportunity to defeat communism, so has this pope offered to suppress fascism. Get ready for a major shakeup in the American church!

no Trump as Pope but at least >we control the Papacy

redirect that subconscious desire to be a patriarch bappa

how does the catholic church even function when all these pope candidates hold literally polar opposite views on what the bible says about "immigration"

I would normally advise that but I have to pass 10 hurdles to reach an ideal arrangement where I produce enough heirs to not have my bloodline extincted and my lineage doesn't turn into dumb faggots

Still baking.
Also a jeet soldier got beheaded or something.

Well. Jesus Christ is the cornerstone and Peter the rock.

You have no idea how many anons have been saying for the last 12 hours that it would be a conservative pick.

yeah it's happening bigly

India's air defence system shot down Pakistan's F-16 and two JF-17 aircraft after Islamabad launched attacks at multiple locations in Jammu and Punjab, government sources said.

it's obviously govt sources and this area loves to lie (but it was confirmed that pakistan did shoot down india planes)

it hasn't since the Vatican II in 1965

immigration is a temporal political issue and not church dogma.

uh huh just not the right time

shut up fag, i hope new pope is cool and keeps his fagginess to a minimum and his useful charity to a maximum (funding a crusade) (unlikely)

Function?

I really hope that some pakis put on indian uniforms and infiltrate their army, and attack indians who are also pakis that have infiltrated

I do, I've been calling them retarded for hours

PART OF THE COMMUNIST INVASION CONFIRMED

From the Vatican's perspective the spic migrants are at least nominally Catholic and the US is majority not. I don't understand why they'd support Muslim migration to Europe though, that should be grounds for a nuclear crusade.

TDS Pope

ah never mind then oh well at least he'll make redditors angry.

anon anyone who knew anything knew it would be someone closely aligned to francis
nobody, however, predicted it would be the american

god it's so funny all around hahahaha
DEALER
PUT ALL MY CHIPS ON "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS"

For the sake of fucking money can everybody please calm the fuck down or I'm going to kill myself with a gun

NUKES
NUKES
NUUUUUUUUUKES

seriously, start a family it will make you happier than you can imagine even if it can seem like it sucks at times

yep that is the biggest surprised, no betting site bet on him

Because the Vatican is full of fags that make money of the muzzies and hate Whites?

MAGA
who is the new pope?

just the typical insane trump luck?

It's just the Trump luck

With only “only three vertebrae and a tooth” available to them,

“the first solid evidence

Journal of Archaeological Science

I'm not even christain and I want christanity to win and kick classical liberalism's and the left's asses so hard their atoms end up in the shadow realm and then purgatory then Chicago then hell's version of Chicago then hell's version of India then hell's version of Toronto then final the 10th layer of hell not even Dante wrote about:

INDIAN MEXICAN CHICAGO TORONTOISTAN

based!

I invested a year in a woman who became clinically insane then before that a woman who was became more clinically insane then before that a woman who became subclinically insane then before that a woman who turned out to be barren so I'm batting a low average on not producing lunatics as legally binding offspring

STOP IT MY FUCKING WALLET FUCK
It's like nobody even knows who I am. There used to be a better service than this. I will not have this. if you don't help me right now you will severely regret it I'm going to make your life a living hell! I can do so many things to make everything difficult for you! You will not be able to leave your home without fearing for your life!

You will suffer eternally! You will lose your family and friends! Everyone will despise you for being such a pathetic little subhuman, lonely and sad be beyond help! Just get me your FUCKING boss or I will fall apart. I will become a human wreck. I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. I will get PTSD I'm so depressed FUCK FUCK this FUCK my life FUCK YOU IDIOT

is he based?

Oh well

Its good advice you're right

Okay I'm getting mixed messages with this guy

I JUST FOUND OUT HE'S A MASSIVE FAGGOT
GOD I FUCKING HATE THE CHURCH

I invested a year in a woman

Chris Jansing fucking sucks

I would never admit something so ridiculous if it were not true

vatican cant accept rapists because too small and dump them on protestant countries instead

It didn’t take long before demons have been going crazy over him

Really makes you think who is who.

easy messaging

he is pro inmigrant and anti LGBT
but has TDS so he might be pro LGBT to show Drumpf

They follow freemason doctrine which is all about gib me dat immigrants

Does black smoke indicate a black pope has been selected?

I thought that indicated the black plague is upon us

new bread soon I hope

some shitlib who happens to be from the US.
Hopefully Vance will get to have a word with him soon.

Please go get more vaccinations for covid -pope

Congrats Americans on winning the Papacy, even if he is center-left the entire world is butthurt at America and I'm laughing so that's all that matters to me

They are like that tho

a US pope huh? interesting

Neo thread
New thread

Pope is probably not so good, politically, but him being American is fun at least.

First woke pope

Trump will claim he done a deal

How?

I had JD kill Pope Francis, and I rigged the pope voting room with McDonalds so it would blow if they didn't vote AMERICAN!

This guy basically loves niggers baka
If he is from Chicongo he should know first hand the jewish destruction of America.

We'll see. He doesn't seem based
Being against trannies is just basic Catholic teaching that all Catholics should support and clergy should enforce

Nice and polite, kek.

He will support the Israelis and you cunts supplying bombs to kill women children and babies, you suck Israeli cock

kek

I'm going to kill myself with a gun

you definitely should!