First bong couple commit assisted suicide

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First bong couple commit assisted suicide

A British couple, Peter and Christine Scott, are scheduled to have their lives ended together using an assisted suicide euthanasia system, the Sarco pod, in Switzerland. This marks a first for UK citizens choosing this advanced technology for assisted dying.

Peter explained that he and Christine, aged 80, made this decision after 46 years of marriage, following her diagnosis of vascular dementia. The Sarco pod, often referred to as "the Tesla of euthanasia," uses liquid nitrogen to induce death by gas asphyxiation.

Their final moments will be filmed and provided to a coroner as evidence, setting a historic precedent in the field of assisted dying.

Switzerland has already used the Pod to euthanize an American woman in September 2024 which led to several arrested after prosecutors in Schaffhausen have opened criminal proceedings against several people for “inducing and aiding and abetting suicide,”

This is Sarco, a 3D-printed suicide pod that uses nitrogen hypoxia to end the life of the person inside in under 30 seconds after pressing the button inside.

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So according to the pope they are going to hell.

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

What all boomers should do immediately.

at least they arent speaking german

Don’t worry, they’ll be reincarnated as Indian shortly.

So according to the pope they are going to hell.

Though it is not an unpardonable sin, the fact that they think this an end to their problems does strongly suggest that will be their ultimate destination.

If the Sarco pod fails they will strangle you to finish the job.

care.org.uk/news/2024/11/strangulation-marks-found-after-assisted-suicide-pod-fails

Weyland Yutani tier shit.

>Their final moments will be filmed

One of you better come through for us on this.

Isn't this the pod where they had to strangle their first 'client' to death?

Weren't these faggots arrested?
And lying about the pod being quick and painless when the first victim had violent convulsions like 15 mintues after she pushed the button?

Why not just chop their heads off with some sharp sword or simply hang them?

Because that would be barbaric, anon

This shit is demonic, a literal work of Satan.

winners will go to the island

Why not just have them jump out of an airplane?

How do I invest in this?

So are you for being a faggot.

Peter explained that he and Christine, aged 80, made this decision after 46 years of marriage, following her diagnosis of vascular dementia

Fuck dude, I don't wish that on my worst enemy. What an awful way to go. I still don't approve of suicide, but I understand why they'd do that after that diagnosis.

Imagine if Peter suddenly reveals within 10 seconds of being in the Pod, his wife next to him,

"SYKE! I'm off to Thailand you fucking braindead retarded bitch, to get my balls sucked by hot ladyboys!"

Peter's Sarcopod was deactivated

"HAHA! And thanks for the life insurance AKA all my whorebuxx, you insufferable old English fishcunt. 80 IS THE NEW 40 HASHTAG LIVING MY BEST LIFE."

I just hate femcels and simps

Based Europeans choosing to make more room for Muslim BVLLS.

Me too.
Euthanasia should belong to basic human rights. Not only the terminally ill, but also the people being unredeemable that would cost too much money, time and effort to live in society somewhat normally.
In a post-scarcity society having less useless eaters is always a plus. But it seems even having a dignified, peaceful death is not possible, we (as mentally ill, unhealthy, borderline criminals) are lesser than animals.

most british post i’ve read. you people are truly pathetic

I mean I was sort of taking the piss but you're actually making a decent argument. Are you from GCHQ? They should at least give you a load of ketamine or some fun drug before you go IMO.

That's Mike from breaking bad.

anglos deserve everything horrible that happens to them, a just desert for flooding the world with jeets and niggers while creating israel.

GET IN THE POD

Undesirables should be terminated by an authority. Normalizing suicide is evil.

lived long enough to fuck over your entire race and country

when the brown muslims have finally taken control say adios younger brit gens! This is your problem lmao

a fucking Carl Sagan quote

Of course. The final fruit of atheism, whites getting gassed willingly to for le science.

They will. It won't be for eternity tho. Just till they realise it's not for eternity. Which could be a long time.
You can't kill your avatar anon. You have to play your quarter out. Or you get massive point deduction and forfeit.

Nice, I hope to do it in the future, I hope we have that here at some point.

Carl Sagan quote on the side of it

so what? dementia is the worst. it's literally the slow atrophy of the brain until your organs fail due to the brain being unable to regulate them any longer.

yes

So what? Jesus needs to feed. If not in this life, then the next.

Why don't they just let people inject lethal doses of heroin? Surely that's more painless than literally suffocating to death? Also why don't these faggots who want to die just buy street drugs and die at home? It's totally unnecessary to go to Switzerland and get in a pod. It's very bureaucratic, very procedural, very German.

With an opioid overdose you literally feel nothing and you stop breathing because you're literally too relaxed to breathe. It's the most painless death.

I'd want to kill myself too if i was at the end of my life and was diagnosed with dementia

good on em

Why is this suicide pod so needlessly complex? Also it probably doesn’t even work because that one person who it was used on in secret died of blunt force trauma

needlessly complex

German

he gona kill himself because his wife is nuts

ultimate simp

We are made of star stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself. Carl Sagan

live in ze pod, work in ze pod, die in ze pod

What's with this gay timeline and pods?!

Beheading is the fastest, most efficient, and least painful way to do it, though.

I don't wish that on my worst enemy

I do, that guy is a cunt.

That shit is unnecessarily complicated. Just overdose on morphine.

who cares, when our pets get old and suffer we put them out of their misery, why can't we allow humans who can think for themselves to make that decision on their own?
I'll never forget having to watch my dementia-ridden grandma slowly rot away in hospice for weeks because there was no way to let us end her suffering. It was inhumane and disgusting and yes, if my family had the option to let her die peacefully and not over weeks I would choose that any time.

Gay
I never would it there

Didn't the first run of this device fail to kill the user

C'mon honey, It's time to get in the assisted suicide machine.jpg

bong hit transplant

in under 30 seconds

I think not, your body will be fighting for air for at least 3 LONG minutes.

I used to think about this as something evil but given current state of things i would do it fuck it.

overdose on morphine

Doesn't include a nice trip to Switzerland though.

Sounds like top notch customer service. They were hired to do a job and saw it through even when the equipment failed. Hard to find quality service like that these days. Hardly anyone stands behind their work anymore.