Brit/pol/ - brit/pol/ edition

State of this ugly bloated faggot hahaha he's looking more like that fatnonce photoshop edit every day L M A O niggas got a face like a punctured basketball ahahaha absolutely DYSGENIC

corrr I look handsome and rugged here

This

Türkiye is growing stronger.

Face so fat its given him chinky eyes KEK nigga looks like a fish eyed morrocan lmaooo

they used to call me bald
they can't call me bald any longer
I've done them
growing a mullet at 35
while they're all thinning and balding
kek
B A L D I N G
A N D
M A L D I N G

Fatter head than prime Eddie KEK

post hair with timestamp
you won't
include hairline
you won't

Poop poop, sars. Where's the free visas and no tax for pajeets that nice Mr Starmer promised?

Cowhead is seething lmao

trvke

lily be like

pls josh not another brit/pol/ argument

What a mutant. Utterly bizarre looking specimen. Some real fucked up genes going on there.

nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/regret-newark-reform-councillor-steps-10167057?int_source=nba

"It is with regret that we have to report that Councillor Desmond Clarke has today decided not to take up his position as elected councillor for Newark West in the new Nottinghamshire County Council. Significant recent changes to Desmond’s personal circumstances have led him to conclude that he is not in a position to deliver the level of service to the people of Newark West that they deserve and require."

ffs fucking mongs

The face looks like it's distorted by a wide angle lens but it's not, it's just his fat dysgenic fucking mess of a face.

yank pope

UK finally pried open

trump cuts off Israel from all Middle Eastern diplomacy on day 109 of presidency

God it feels so fucking good to be a YANK right now. Britain has not gotten to experience this since the Falklands war. It's time to give up the bluepills and blackpills and take the redwhiteandbluepill. Britain is a rightful american colony

Nigga looks like a bees nest fell on his KEK

I'm a bit disappointed the US didn't make our free speech issues part of the trade deal desu. I know it's for us to change things here but we're too far gone. I have no animosity towards yanks. We should have our own drumpf.

Tempted to make some enhancements to his face but don't want his bits and bytes on me pc simple as.

funny how all I have to do is pull a funny face and it sets multiple anons off on a mad one for the rest of the day kek

Lmao

We should have our own drumpf

You will. His first name is Barron. But liberation is coming long before that.

faggotgpt thinks he knows whats funny

He never quite recovered from getting caught samefagging 5 different IDs all asking for cock, and then literally having cOckWIL(ly) for his ID

Happening

The mutt seems very excited. Has he sent some more money to Israel or something?

the lion is coming home

But liberation is coming long before that.

Don't evacuate. Glass them.

thought I'd let you off for a change but you're getting a bit too cocky itt
show flag
you won't

>Despite human trafficking being a crime in Cambodia, the country has a significant child sex tourism problem; some children are sold by their parents, while others are lured by what they think are legitimate job offers like waitressing, but then are forced into prostitution.

someone needs to start collecting all of his btfo IDs
he's had bog and something else before too kek

These people need to meet Josh. Then they'd understand how pip is wasted on lazy fat spastics with slitty eyes.

It’s not wasted if he’s ranked worldwide in PoE2

Still creasing at "face like a punctured basketball" ngl

shut up paedophile

Despite human trafficking being a crime in Cambodia, the country has a significant child sex tourism problem; some children are sold by their parents, while others are lured by what they think are legitimate job offers like waitressing, but then are forced into prostitution.

His face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

someone calls him fat

immediately starts talking about pedos

Odd thing to bring up tbqh

Kek looks like his face is being sucked into a wormhole

nope newfag
thats cambodia-anon above
he started hiding his flag and memeflagging when I started pointing out the above with the greentext
he's a 60 year old sexpat who moved to cambodia

xcancel.com/MeinGottNiles/status/1920703955304075593#m

Hey Led By Donkeys, why did you pay an actor to pretend to be this actual WW2 veteran who died in 2020?

Does his family know about this?

Do you feel good about stealing the legacy of a deceased hero for your cheap political theater?

Uh oh

Filtered the little manchild.

I don't read reply from fat pedophile niggers sorry la

you did read it
you had no rebuttal
I accept your concession

noncegpt thinks i read filtered (You)s

topkek

I can't stop creating fart smell

someone calls him fat

immediately starts talking about pedos

you've done yourself laaaaaaaaaaaa

no instant reply gloating about how he's filtered me

HAHAHAHAHA I won
suck it and seethe

gotta leave for hospital at 10

why la?

Why are the left against Tesla again? He makes leccy cars, and all new cars from 2030 are going to be electric and not ICE - so exactly what fascism are they opposed to? They love electric car fascism, but not this form of facism?

You can never leave

i sprained me knee last month. they'll give me some more codeine most likely

The moronathon continues.
Keep up the good work, lads.

ohhh yeah I remember you
me cousin joseph had loads of issues with his knees over the years from footie
hope you sort it out asap la

Milky lolcow yield this morning

in Scotland were an Irish town we know our land we know our right

sick of it lads

How does it feel having your entire house filled to the brim with Wrong About Everything Awards? Trump has btfo Israel no less than 6 times so far this year, with the biggest middle finger yet, cutting them out of all middle eastern affairs and refusing to answer their phone calls, coming on Day 109 of the term.

Of course I'm high IQ, so I've been telling you stupid niggers for literally a decade that Trump has never been especially pro Israel in any meaningful sense. I kept telling you, thousands of times, that exactly this would come, while you kept telling me he would start a war with Iran because he had some pictures taken with some rabbis. Wrong about fucking everything. I'd be too embarrassed to ever admit it too if I had been this profoundly wrong for so many years.

Throw a Hitler themed party.

All my [redacted] are [redacted], [redacted redacted]

Cooking with American Josh
youtu.be/b8q18IHZBWw

Incredible stuff

just moisturised me willy n balls

Good idea lad. Gonna go downstairs and moisturise me willy n balls as well now

post results

based
good lad

fuck off bogdan

you really think
you can talk about willies
in a thread

about a modern day din dins

in front
of other folks kids
and a mundane cynic

biological creature thingy

and expect others
to not expect you
to post the results

of your willy

hmm?

Still creasing at "fish eyed morrocan" ngl

WILLY DANCE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sendvid.com/vql8dtqe

For me, it's using his mum's death to get yous

What's wrong with his face kek looks like a melted candle

>Nine arrested in dawn police raids after neo-Nazis 'hold birthday party for Adolf Hitler with swastika flags and birthday cake in pub'

whats the crime?

The police weren't invited

Make sure you memorise a verse from the quran so you don't get mugged in zone 2, lads.

kek

im tired of brown people telling me my history whislt sporting the commie banner

very humiliating

its European history, fuck off niggers. We're allowed to remember

Haybe Cabdiraxmaan Nur, 47, of Western Road in Derby, has been charged with the murder of Gurvinder Johal, 37, who was stabbed inside Lloyds in St Peter's Street just after 14:30 BST on Tuesday.

Mr Cabdiraxmaan Nur appeared at Southern Derbyshire Magistrates' Court on Thursday. He spoke through a Somali interpreter to confirm his name and age, and was remanded in custody to appear at Derby Crown Court on Friday.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1egedj1wqdo

Forcing myself to the gym lads, need to buy some ingredients - going to bite the bullet and start applying for White collar work again.

bbc.com/news/articles/cdxv6nde446o

Why do their names sound like magic spells?

corrr got some under armour stuff en route

XXL balaclava?

KEK
done me

morning lads

Mornin' lads

morning lads

hickory dickory dock
bogdan wants denches cock
he fell in love with a poo
but he said bloody fuck (you)
now dench is all he's got

Top o' the mornin', Josh.

The UK is a shithole and I can't live like this anymore. All or nothing mentality in stocks. Not reckless gambling though, just swing for the fences in the right place. Gold mining stocks is where its at me thinks. I never went to university and do very much yearn for it cause life is unbearable as someone who's worked for 7 years and delayed gratification as much as possible. WAH-WAH

youtu.be/mHeqIi7Mv44?feature=shared&t=50

hear hear lad

Just go out on the rob like a real mandem bruv

But it was safe and effective, right?
It's equally hilarious and infuriating that the warnings and predictions are coming to pass, but were shut down and ridiculed at the time, and yet these stories like pic rel are now being put out there like it's not a massive deal.

anyone fancy having a prayer said for them? I'm feeling generous.

bet she was guilt tripping and shaming other people into taking it
bet she was all for criminal charges and other punitive measures for those who didn't as well

2022

Was thinking the same thing.
Life's little ironies, eh?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14661063/Cyclist-Moderna-vaccine-left-wishing-dead-Covid.html

wouldnt LET me leave

What the fuck.
Don't zoomers have any desire left in them to be morally justified in battering the absolute fuck out of other men?
Is it just me? Is there something wrong with me? I see other blokes and i think "Can I batter him in a fight?"
I'm not looking for fights, sure, I'm angry all the time but i'm not picking on someone who isn't trying to dominate me.

Zoomers need a kick up the arse it seems.

not everyone who took it deserves that fate but the ones who tried to enforce it on other unwilling participants certainly do

still talking to himself

I'll try again in an hour

Nine arrested in dawn police raids after neo-Nazis 'hold birthday party for Adolf Hitler with swastika flags and birthday cake in pub'

Ello ello ello. Well wot's this then? Avin' a birthday party are we? You're nicked, mate

Pretty much agree with you there mate. I feel bad for the people who got hoodwinked into taking it, thinking they had to.
But the ones who willingly took it without question, all while demonising the unvaxxed who had rightful doubts? They can get fucked.

my biggest issue is the low level council + nhs workers and the like who pushed it relentlessly and pressured people (including me mum) into taking it. zero consequences for them. never will be either

Treadmill status?

tax free indians

US chlorinated beef and chicken

what a crackin deal !

still in the box
been going for 2 mile walks everyday so not felt the need kek

Morning shaggers.

wLaH3GvF 36 posts by this ID

What a grim life

There was already a massive red flag from the start, the fact the vaxx companies were waived of any legal responsibilities. In hindsight I'm not even surprised that didn't put questions in people's minds
I've also said it before but the the covid shitshow was a real eyeopener as to how low people are. Turned almost everyone into jumped up little stasi agents.

Mornin'

morning la

xcancel.com/CapX/status/1920063072279949708#m

Try to identify the most important year in a thousand years of history in England, or across the British Isles, and the Second World War years have an unimpeachable claim, simply because the stakes were so high.

@sundersays on the 80th anniversary of VE Day

He's gone nuts!

But do it Robin Hood style.

autisitc nonce
youtube.com/watch?v=quxpLoFm8m0

funny how even everyone here has forgotten about it and acts like immigration / economy are still the biggest issues regarding the conservatives kek

Most people filter him so he might as well be typing in notepad.

Morning retards and poofters

boring cunt

Alri la
Alri la

Yeah Sunder is a fucking nutjob.
This might be an odd question, but are you serblad? I know he said he was coming back to England a while ago, but I haven't been in britpol for ages so I didn't know what happened.

Underage AI Bot

How to make $3k daily

Why am i getting these ads, lads?

at least she didn't die of covid

I can't forget it, even if I want to.
It's left me quite bitter tbqh.

Mornin' wang'a

he doesn't pretend to be a teenager to extort amazon gift cards from nonces

ngmi

Need cauldron’s take on the pope

nonce cards

not a bad business name actually
youtube.com/watch?v=6275DvOkoLE

bitterness is just a tighter filter which means you'll be surrounded by better quality people

I got after I watched on out of curiosity, then the algo recommends them.
I have tried auto trading on Kukoin, didn't have much luck.

Has Asmongold surpassed Joe Rogan in terms of level of influence?

Morning lads some incoming news for next week, they will be talking about MPs second jobs next week. Also how Nigel is taking the piss as he not even voted on 85% of the bills in this parliament, not held a single constituency meeting or doesn’t have a constituency office either in clacton. But can have his own show on GB news(not news down as an entertainment channel) don’t know how they not getting sue out there ass by OfCom for fake advertisement.

What’s the learned elders of Brit/pol/‘s take on Disraeli?

inb4 muh joo

news.sky.com/story/ochuko-ojiri-bargain-hunt-art-expert-pleads-guilty-to-offences-relating-to-terrorist-financing-13364307

An art dealer who featured on the television show Bargain Hunt has pleaded guilty following a police investigation into terrorist financing.

Oghenochuko 'Ochuko' Ojiri, 53, has pleaded guilty to eight counts of failing to make a disclosure during the course of business within the regulated sector, contrary to section 21A of the Terrorism Act 2000.

Westminster Magistrates' Court heard he sold art to a known Hezbollah financier to a value of about £140,000.

Ojiri, from west London, has been bailed ahead of his sentencing at the Old Bailey on 6 June.

Kek.

Internal government info, they concede on chlorinated chicken and hormone injected beef(all news from US saying it got allowed is chatting shit for headlines), so they can’t send it over to the UK. However we give them 0% tariffs from 20% on sending beef over in 1,000 metric tones.

Progenitor of a bunch of european wars and state of Israel

Pushed for one nation conservatism which was started by him about two states one nation. But the tories in recent government all bang on half the time about being a one nation Tory, but forget the bit where it says “the affluent have a social duty to improve the lives of the poor not just push for the benefits of more wealth” which that all the last set of tories did lining there own pockets.

"..."

Oh shit, alri serblad! We used to have a good back and forth back in the day, but I haven't been here for months. Good to see you're still here.

another day doing nothing waging from home looms lads - plenty to do, no motivation.... not sure it's worth bothering

stuck a lucky dip on tonights euromillions - need a way out

wish we had a politician like nigel farage
this guy is entertaining
human life itself is a series of boredom, so we need more politicians who are as amusing as farage

Corrrr good plan.

sheet music

just finished this, if you're guitaranon

So you’re saying we need to RETVRN to Disraeliean Toryism?

I recently finished a Bismarck biography and he seemed to hold that nigga in high regard

Somali

Hate these cunts. Here's a forren tier list:

Commonwealth whites>Americans with British ancestry>Europeans>"white" Amerimutts>chippy chinks>japs>Chinks>South Americans>niggers>Indians>Pakis/Arabs>Somalians.

I hate Bismarck so much it's unreal.
Dude was nothing but a self-hype machine, constantly telling people not to do stuff, they did it anyway, then when it worked out perfectly he took all the credit claiming it was his idea all along.

WTF? Trump is PM of Britain now?

Dude

Fuck off you Americanised CUNT

How we laughed as he threw his own MP under the bus.

Alright mate, good to here that you're doing well, we can never really leave this place after all

We use mandem in this thread

Honesty I agree, Bismarck era ended the superior Prussian General Staff era
After reading it, I walked away with less respect for the guy, but that period is kino af with Napoleon III and others

I fucking hate leave voters so much.

pakis, niggers and jews ye ye ye,
pakis, niggers and jews yo yo yo,
pakis, niggers and jews scoodlybop scoodlybop,
pakis, niggers and jews pow!

You lost.

Have you got a funny hat and a megaphone?

Liverpool

not Birmingham

Shit joke

The country lost. Worst part is that the senile cows who pushed it over the line are probably pushing up the daisies by this point. One last "fuck you" from the boomers before they pass away.

not even bradford

Disraeli called them "coffee-house babble" and dismissed allegations of torture by the Ottomans since "Oriental people usually terminate their connections with culprits in a more expeditious fashion

Disraeli's policy favoured Constantinople and Ottoman territorial integrity

Disraeli had supported efforts to allow Jews to sit in Parliament...In 1858, Baron Lionel de Rothschild became the first MP to profess the Jewish faith.

There are also suggestions he was bullied at school for latent homosexuality

Literally a Rothschild supporting, Muslim loving, faggot kike. Par for the course. He should have been given a stripe for every inch of his nose then thrown on a boat back to Jewry.

Americans with British ancestry

I don't like 'em
I don't trust 'em

Lol, why is that twink trying to look hard?

seething this hard because I called your oneitis what he was: an overrated hack

A brief overview of Bismarck's "genius" foreign policy when dealing with the Prussian General Staff

"nooo plz don't go to war with Austria they'll beat us"

sorry we went to war with Austria

"nooo plz sue for peace now we'll never beat them"

sorry we utterly crushed Austria

"nooo plz make the peace favourable Europe will never accept us as the central hegemon"

sorry we humiliated them and became the central European hegemon

"... HAHA THIS WAS TOTALLY MY PLAN ALL ALONG"

"nooo plz don't switch to steel breech-loading artillery we should stick with bronze muzzleloaders"

sorry we switched to steel breechloaders because they offer superior range and fire rate"

"... HAHA THIS WAS TOTALLY MY PLAN ALL ALONG"

"nooo plz don't go to war with France we can't win"

sorry they've already gone to war with us and we're counterattacking

"nooo plz only fight defensively we need international sympathy"

sorry we utterly crushed their army at Sedan with those steel breechloaders, captured their emperor, and now nothing is stopping us from advancing on Paris

"nooo plz sue for an early peace be-"

fuck off we're laying siege to Paris

"nooo you can't just defeat the French and then proclaim Wilhelm as empe-"

why are you still here old man? We've done all of those things and have become the dominant power on the European continent and now it would take the combined might of the British, French, and Russian empires to barely manage to defeat us

"... HAHA THIS WAS TOTALLY MY PLAN ALL ALONG"

I hate him and his fanboys so much.

Why not? Picrel is what the British spirit leads to. The German spirit leads to sodomy, the Spanish spirit to laziness, the Mexican spirit to savagery, the nigger spirit to petty crime, the Jewish spirit to national destruction. Everyone goes on about Europeans being "closer" to us, but that must apply only to Londoners. I had a German over here arguing for mandatory covid boosters, kek. Going on at me in metres and kilograms as though I use that shite. I give directions in furlongs, fucking cunts.

British people talking

kek real
Idk man the Spanish mogged the Brits in Pirates of the Caribbean 4

Lmao

Brown woman on brown woman communal violence

Just like my Japanese animes

kek josh btfod once again

How do Somalians live next to picrel? If I were an Ethiopian I wouldn't put up with it.

ugly brinnies seething over my youthful but rugged good looks kek

You've still got your hair. That's more than most of us can say :(

Bargain Hunt Bame pleads guilty

found out recently that studies show autists' telomeres shorten slightly slower as well which is likely why autists tend to look quite a bit younger than they are

Creasing at droopy ngl lmao

Fascinating.
Except I'm an autist and I look like I'm in my 70s.

Best thing they could do is for the right is bury the heads, wonderful. Hopefully they triple down too

got a diagnosis?

xcancel.com/Slatzism/status/1920610589069443161#m

White girl wears a turban to sell cars in Canada. This is too much.

fallen into a bit of a rabbit hole that exemplifies how fucked up and retarded Canada has become.

I have just learned that this girl is 15 years old, has been reported missing multiple times in the past, and is seemingly being groomed by Indian men in Toronto.

(yes, I have made the police aware already)

I am not going to say her name here - but this girl has been the subject of multiple missing persons reports in the past, and she has now resurfaced as a Sikh convert in a relationship with an older man.

But wait, there's more!

I found a number of Indian men on an anonymous Brampton message board complaining about her.

Yes, complaining.

Complaining that men from their community were getting in trouble for having sexual relations with her and trying to warn each other, portraying themselves as victims.

Your le based Sikhs

Needs more medals

Ye.
Didn't get it until my late 20s though so I'm guess I'm reasonably normalfag if I managed to blend in that long.

that'll be why then
masking ages you

news.sky.com/story/two-men-found-guilty-of-cutting-down-famous-sycamore-gap-tree-13363450

Tree Spastics found guilty

You should, contrary to what schools teach, always judge a book by its cover. If it's brown, flush it down. Doesn't matter if it has a turban or a cross around its neck.

You look like someone typed "cuck" into AI image maker.

finally, some good fucking news

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14690421/Nine-arrested-police-raids-neo-Nazis-birthday-party-Hitler.html

so what law did they actually break.

dread to think what you look like then considering you envy me kek

A spokesman for GMP confirmed that nine people, aged from their 20s to their 60s, were arrested on suspicion of a section 18 public order offence, which prohibits 'threatening, abusive or insulting' displays of written material intended to stir up racial hatred.

Not being brown in Starmer's Britain.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14690421/Nine-arrested-police-raids-neo-Nazis-birthday-party-Hitler.html

Goto birthday party, get arrested.

intended to stir up racial hatred.

44pbtid melty

Can't get over how much he resembles droopy kek

but if it wasn't for hitler
the jews wouldn't have their own country
they have a lot to thank him for if we're to be completely honest

Not the worst deal but we should still criticise starmers shit negotiating cause that's politics now

the jews have plenty of countries

Boeing planes

grim, they had better sort their stuff out, that companies reputation is in the gutters.

talk about paki rape gangs

some bame or leftist pops up

WOW So you're saying it's ok if white men rape kids?!

I hate these 'people' so much it's unreal.

go to plebbit

go to any uk sub

find an article about a white nonce

top comments are all "HMMMMM THE RACISTS ARE AWFULLY QUIET ABOUT THIS ONE"

the post is only 5 seconds old

>WOW So you're saying it's ok if white men rape kids?!

"Yes"

Calm down, Keir

kek

Removepaywall dot com isn't working for the telegraph

ALL MY NIGGAZ JOSHIES
NIGGA HEIL JOSHLER

they all need their cock and balls removed by ripping
no anaesthesia
every single one

reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/stws33/for_news_junkies_the_easiest_ways_to_get_through/

Thanks

*company’s

noooo not the strumpets

jimmy savile raped more kids than all of the "paki rape gangs" put together.

might get in bed and watch tiktok

Night la.

The renter is immunised against all responsiblity: One may call him a scrounger, waster, benniemong, poorfag, it all runs off him like water off a splashback. But call him a rentcuck and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "My rent is due!"

really?

I envy you?

what part of "all" is illusive to you

The reputation belongs to the company

printfriendly.com/print?url=https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/05/09/canada-beats-britain-race-launch-first-mini-nuclear-reactor/

what part of "all" is illusive to you

*elusive

elusive

difficult to find, catch, or achieve.

*elusive

today I learned that the possessive of company is company's. Thank you based sipper and welcome back.

mini-nuclear reactor

He's a little lad

work stream has ran out of tasks for me

wfh

CORRRRRRRRRRRRR I think im gonna put me bedding on and do some ''''''''e learning'''''''''

fuaaaaaaaark im being paid for this, right now theyre paying me

yea yea i'm retarded
at least i don't try and defend nonce's

nonce's

*nonces

cor there's nothing getting past you is there

L M A O
M
A
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jimmy savile raped more kids than all of the "paki rape gangs" put together.

Doubt that.
In any case he should have been executed just like all the paki rapists (and their families)

Autistlass replaced

Absolutely no idea why everyone cared about this but don’t care a jot about the thousands of acres of land and trees chewed up to build homes for debt weenies, or the poisoning of the entire country with fast food

But it's an unpleasant feeling. I've stretched out a year or so when there's nothing to do, but you know it's going to end.

start work at 8

server shat itself overnight

restart server

9 am

nothing to do for the rest of the day

Which is why I'm talking to you lovely fellas. Need to have a shower at some point though.

I hope she sees this, bro.
She's going to be so impressed by how you're defending her against the migrant scourge...
You're totally going to have sex.

Yeah but you're talking to a Mestizo posting under an American flag. Even when separated by faith and an ocean, browns clump together like the shit they are.

am still here kek

How do you get those do nothing jobs?

Morning la

Find an IT role in a criminally mismanaged company.

Just become a landlord

It’s probably one of those things where you take the rough with the smooth. He’ll get free hits like that and sometimes he will have to spend two days faulting something, to no avail

morning la

is our government still holding their meme 'competition'?

What was your last Maccies order la

dunno la not had one since last year probably, like early last year

still talking to himself

Sad cunt

kek

I feel borderline manic but ive calmed myself down, like holy fucking shit they're paying me to do nothing right now for the rest of the day fuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark I've not felt this good in a while fuck neeting, im effectively neeting now but I get paid. Thing is I dont even dislike the work I do, I wouldn't even be that pissed off if I had to do more

alri I’ll see if Shoelad can drive down from Birkenhead and deliver you something sometime

GUILTY

please understand the tree was in a movie once

Why do people care so much about a stupid tree and Paddington bear

Nord niggers strike again.

Most people are too retarded to understand anything much larger than a house. 1 tree is about house sized, so people can get it. 1 million trees are too big, so people just ignore them.

6hr thread not bad

The tree I understand but the bear I don't

Am in bed lads

It's the eternal Celt, as usual.

What's your explanation for the tree?

Paddington was just a twats Winnie the Poo
Even Rupert the Bear was more legit

Now the tree is gone there is space for a house for a migrant

Paganism innit? Only desert brains hate trees

if you love europe so much go live there
xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

I used to get like that.
But goddamn after several years of having fuck all to do all day I got used to it. Now I just get me chores done, play vidya, and generally neet about while checking my emails every hour or so to make sure nothing else has caught on fire.

Greetings from aldgate, inshallah

He can't. Countries like Spain want nothing to do with us.

Think of checking on the spastics (or possibly one spastic and a sock) as doing your bit for care in the community..You could check on Timmy too. Maybe email the hospital and ask why that fat fuck now lives there.

contemplating going to the GP to get prozac or something but i dont really want that etched on the file for life

Next for the chop, well done anon.

memeflag hours

I'm out. Have fun, lads.

it was a nod to nfkrz's russian z detractors

People cut down trees all the time. This specific tree was only a problem because it showed up in a movie. Same for Paddington. It's just Marvel-brained people about British things.

I'm looking into it. Beats this dump. I've heard Poland will be richer than us in a few decades, and they're richer than us now if you take out London.

well it was quite a beautiful, not even political, landmark. A real national treasure.
the attack on that tree was an attack on all of us Englishmen. I know many many people were upset and demoralised by it. That cumulative emotional damage to the people, in my opinion is worth perhaps more than even a human life. I recommend those men be hanged as traitors.

Yggdrasil

I’ve been outside today, didn’t even wear a jacket

So you psychosexually identify with a tree because the media told you to. Have you ever even seen the tree or are you just that brainwashed?

If this image stirs nothing in you, then you're not an Anglo-Saxon, simple as.

There's a reason two Sc*ts cut it down.

nah fuck that get a job in your local government or civil service
being a paid neet is the shit, I couldn't imagine actually working 40 hours a week fuck that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_sawing

bit gay that

scots are anglo saxon though

He spoke through a Somali interpreter to confirm his name and age,

Sycamores aren't native, they all need to go.

That's not even a good picture of the tree. It totally cuts out the surrounding landscape which is what makes the tree actually look distinctive.

This tree worship is very haram I suggest we refrain from this to appease our Muslim friends

We should annex Lothian as punishment for this outrage

The Bible also says you can't do it, but I don't suppose you care about that.

Adam Carruthers (R) and Daniel Graham (L) worked together felling trees.

They did it for free : /

Yes, I have seen the tree. I'm sorry you have no spiritual connection with your nation, I don't blame you given these demoralised circumstances.
It would serve you well to rekindle a sense of gratitude and pride in the England we have left.

Under the broad categories below the Bloody Code of 1723 would have you covered. For example arson had seven different individual offences, each with its own statute. Soldiers and sailors could be executed if found vagrant without their passes and for stealing from bleaching-grounds in England and Ireland. Breaking river banks, cutting down trees, impersonating Greenwich pensioners and destroying textile machinery were all punishable by death.

Christianty is tree worship.

Nah, a thousand years ago maybe the Lowland Scots were but there's been too much mixing with Picts and Gaels.

Don't care, luv me Qur'an luv Allah luv Muhammad (pbuh) simple as

I hope she sees this, bro.

She's going to be so impressed by how you're defending her against the migrant scourge...

'She'? Who is that?

I hate that cunt

and neither are a lot of things we have here. We are a sea faring nation and thanks to our exploration we have gained many treasures from around the world, including lovely Sycamore trees.
If anything the non nativeness of that tree represents the Greatness of our nations past.

How'd you reach that conclusion from the available evidence

We should annex Lothian as punishment for this outrage

Based.

No surprise she's focusing on children, nudge nudge

She's also a nonce-sympathiser.

We should worship pagan rocks instead

not muh heckin textile machinery!

The only annex you will see is a granny annex

We should worship women

Worship a wooden cross.
Bring a tree into the house at christmas,

amen to that. T b h women have gravitated to me fsr and I've had more female than male friends but barely any of them wanted to have sex with me. I'm not gay

spiritual connection with your nation

Or perhaps my appreciation of this country is unrelated from some random tree. "Spiritual connection to a country" is literally the number 1 way the media trick people into shit.

GDP is higher so our country is better off (don't check who got the wealth though)

go and fight for your nation

people we don't like hate England, so you should hate them

Nationalism is a scam for low IQ rubes.

We should worship women

Ginger women?

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14694943/Jeremy-Clarksons-farmhand-REVEALED-Kaleb-Cooper.html

I give it a year before Jezza's accused of some sexual harassment shite

rubes.

Americanised.

Jeremy isn't like that. Found it a bit sickening how he cosied up to Stephen fry on who wants to be millionaire tho

Fuck i forgot to buy tobacco

I will not accept being belittled over this issue, if you cannot see where I'm coming from then fair enough.

Luddites were a social movement and not inherently anti-technology or anti-"progress".
This is a hill I WILL die on.

Just bought a chainsaw and a train ticket to wooded England
AMA

dont worry lad its sprouting from the stump anyway

How are you going to use the wood you chop?

Same

Did u pick up any baccy?

Yeah I know he's not, you just know the woman's gonna accuse him of something though for the clout.
Tbf I've lost a bit of respect for him in recent months

Did you know cutting a tree down with a chainaw is a lot more dangerous than it looks?

The term "luddite" is so misused, they just didn't want to lose their jobs, they weren't inherently anti tech stone age retvrn to monke Uncle Ted an prims as the term is used now

Got 2 50g pouches of Spanish amber leaf of you want them for £40

Exactly. They were all in favour of industrialisation and increased productivity and all that shite so long as they could keep their jobs so that they could buy food and stuff for their family.

Im a gold leaf man. Otherwise it was a deal.

Fuck me jesus

I'll leave them somewhere in Picaddily gardens, Manchester, if you change your mind. Taken up snuss instead

u can't use words from the wrong place

See? Retarded.

I won't accept being belittled

Well you're gonna have to mate. It's happened. You fell for media bullshit about a tree and said some dudes should be killed over it. In fact you basically said:

anyone who the media convinces people to hate should be put to death

You're a sucker, through and through.

so that they could buy food and stuff for their family.

Sounds woke right

I think they just didn't want to starve to death

Im a gold leaf man

how?

Hold on to them.
Probably be worth more than Bitcoin soon the way baccy is going.

Might become a luddite

no I simply don't have to accept what you say, this is a subjective matter and you are entitled to your opinions so respectfully this conversation has run it's course.

He's wearing a dress?

Yeah. Some people like the taste of slop and others don't. It's subjective. Of course you are still objectively consuming the slop.

I wasnt worried about the situation at the Vatican. I knew someone would pope up

All I see is a reason to import more BAMEs. Do you speak nignog? Didn't think so.

New when ready:

I wonder if they did it?

Charlie Veitch ranting against the 'woke right's because someone from an unnamed party he drank with wouldn't shake a wog's hand

It would be better than being a cunt, wouldn't it anon

See? Retarded.

Decolonise your mind anon.

I pity you

Townies baka

I'll be an interpreter

But you can't speak [foreign]?

No, but I can tell when a man's trying to confess

Fish and chips was popularised by an eastern European Jewish immigrant

Before then it was called chips and fish.

I've always been suspicious of "people" with ears that low down, and over the years i've found them to be untrustworthy and or mentally deficient.
Try it, you'll see i'm correct.

Ironically they wouldn't dream of raidy Mao's birthday party.