The person on the right will outlive the person on the left

Trying to keep a young metabolism will burn out any animal.
Get old asap and you will live a looooong and booooriiiing life.
sloooowly.
Both are not worth living.

I visit my mom’s home town in abruzzo (Italy) and every old person there is like that. They’re all in their 90s living better than 50 year olds here. Obviously the low stress, high quality food and sunlight does a lot but my personal theory is that the hidden factor is very low exposure to EMF and radio frequencies. I drive around here in and there’s cell towers everywhere. Right now I’m picking up 10 different WiFi routers in my apartment. Everyone’s house I visit is loaded with Bluetooth crap. I don’t think this is the single cause but often overlooked

Maybe. But the guy on the left is conducting interesting research and posting his results for free online, so everyone who gives a fuck can look up what might be helpful, what does and what doesn't work. Some of these supplements or even substances that naturally occur in foods, could benefit many people if they look them up.

Old Italian man

Live by the sea

This alone is worth more than the 100 supplements that the faggot on the left rakes.
A clean sea has just every micronutrient you need. Even the salty air is nutritious. The sun helps a lot too.

Both are not worth living

this guys glass is both half full AND empty

exercise kills you
supplements kill you, just eat healthy

oh yeah for real meds do have great health outcomes due to their environment and diet

t. seething britain who eats pasta with no sauce because tomato is fucking expensive

Why?

Unless the guy on the left gets hit by a truck I don't see that happening considering he's only in his 40s. The guy on the right looks like he could croak any year now.

Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?

Matthew 6:27

Yes, biological satisfaction is in the middle.

tomato is fucking expensive

Mate, go to Aldi or Lidl. They cost about a quid. Get a tube of tomato paste to stretch them further if you're making sauce. Tomatoes are not expensive.

The one on the left lives in constant stress about his age and looks.

survivorship bias. type on the left will outlive the one on the right 99/100 times barring accidents ceteris paribus

What’s the point of living longer when you’re gonna be micromanaging every aspect of your life
I get he does it for research, but I’d kms if I had to live like that until I die

Only women feel boredom

Sardinians do have an unnaturally high amount of centenaries in their population, so it's not entirely that.

Religion, family community, and an un-bureaucratized and un-systematized organic lifestyle.

honestly this is a lil off-topic but inflation is crushing my fucking balls dude
I know this, I do, but on top of everything else?
seems like a difficult task to acquire them atm

my point was that meds have great air and great food by way of their geographical positioning, rly
appreciate it though mate, thx

when you compare sardinians to people of other regions, yes. but a place of bryan johnsons would have an even higher rate of centenarians.

One's obsessed with resignation to the end

Bryan is a gigachad and will live to 200
drunk, tattooed, degenerate niggers get the rope and diabetes

Do self check out and steal some

love a cheeky banana*

Fag vs chad

Why?

Geriatric healthcare, that's all you need.

just because of you i will buy 2 kilos of tomatoes today for less than 8 euros

godspeed finnbro
you go get that sauce

Genetics, environment, and a little luck.

Only boring people get bored

"just commit a crime on camera and let yourself get fucked in the ass and blackmailed!"
retard

this, if you don't care about it, the universe will grant to you in abundance
the more you want something the more it will will prevent you from having it

Genes and no stress beat stressing about everything all day long and shit genes.

they said the same thing about okinawans and it turned out they were all scamming pensions

Quantity vs quality.
This Bryan faggot missed that class.

I take a few free things every time and never been caught, they’re not going to go through camera recordings every time something is stolen

and I'm sure all those people scamming pensions will live long full lives

its the sun hans. you need the sun

He's not doing shit for free, he's marketing the bullshit he sells and if he doesn't make money he avoids taxes at least

lives by the sea

That's why. Can't overstate how healthy this is, breathing salt air all day every day.

Jews same with Corsica.

Stress induced illness

The one on the left was Vaccinated for Coofvid 19

Holy shit he was. OP is right, old Italian man will live longer provided he didn't take it.
The majority of the rest of Bryan's shtick is try hard meme bollocks anyway

Forgot pic

i thought it was "cheeky nanner"?
you should try growing some. every italian i have ever met grows tomatos, even if they are in apartments.

Why?

because Bryan got the jew injections and damaged his heart.

it varies by region
we, much like florida, have like five different accents in the space of one poxy state
I'd say "cheeky nah-nah"
but this varies by region, true

genetics

sun is the lifegiver
"avoid sun because of cancer and skin aging" is among the greatest mistakes of modern medicine
bryan johnson naturally fell for it and will suffer for it

The tweet you want is the one where he's asking for doctors that can treat a "mild" asdf type of heart damage, with people pointing out there's no such thing as mild for that damage type.

the guy on the right doesn't know what a computer or a smartphone is, and thus does not subject himself to hours of satanic ball shrinking blue light every day. the truth is, none of us will outlive him

Neurosis

nah-nah

hmm...kentish? if it's more NAH-nah, i'd guess southampton

Because we aren't white

trump

Why?

survivorship bias. type on the left will outlive the one on the right 99/100 times barring accidents ceteris paribus

He's already 10 years older than his biologicla age and it's getting worse. Look up the NYT article on him.

Between January 2022 and February 2024 Bryan’s biological age increased by as much as ten years, vs the 5.1 year decline highlighted in Blueprint marketing materials.

lol
Mountain chads live longer.

I will never get why are people clowning and hating on the only person whos going above and beyond using himself as a guinea pig to help mankind's understanding of human life expectancy.

the person on the right is a sandnigger

I missed that one
The guy might as well eat whatever he wants and take it down a few notches from attempting to be peak health now.
For better or for worse the peeps are being culled

But he's nothing more than an anecdote, you can't take anything he does as evidence of something.

in your case its dysgenic

Chinks and jews will never release their data, so he's literally the only test subject that we have.

close
we're north of london but not by much
they call us "london overspill"
other side of essex to kent

You got scammed by some wannabe research grifter which make unproven claim that: "maybe japs are so old because japs lie", which many Karen journals pick up.

And here is a validation study in which actual researchers go to Okiniawa to check data in person: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18426957/

So yes, Okinawan have long lifespan and are not scammers.

lol I'm sorry I can't take anything you people say seriously. I keep picturing you saying it with your stupid accents. "Oiye waouill noieveour goait whoaiii oaahhr poiiieauple cleaaouuiining..."
Until you learn to peak right, keep your trap shut. "Mooaaiieet"

I don't think he's doing it for science desu

Medical scams. We don't have technology to live significantly longer right now.

They use people's fear of death for profit.

left consumes

random residue from other supplements on the manufacturers equipment

poisonous plants because they have a macronutrient profile and micronutrients that are "close enough" to the real micronutrients

early failing heart and organs from vigorous exercise and constant states of flight or flight hormones

dilutes salt from his blood with a constant stream of distilled water, only to replace that with salt power made in a random small lab you will never see

semen

right consumes

alcohol which is poison

You forget that left also permanently damaged his cells with weed and other drugs in his youth.

almost forgot, the left guy probably on hormones too because of his ego

And I keep picturing you running out of breath when talking :^)

Does it really matter? also even if it ultimately doesn't extend his life, they can still study the effects of what he did to his body. Surely some of the things he's doing will have some benefit, right?

person on the left is fucking retard that experiments on himself instead of funding clinical trials or figuring a way to conduct cheap ass clinical trials on hundreds of thousands using some smartphone app

Something I have been struggling to cope with is fully understanding that we are the physical product of a biological reality, and all of our thoughts, feelings, emotions, behaviors, and outcomes are ultimately a combination of a genetically deterministic origin and its interaction with our external environment.

As someone prone to high anxiety, neuroticism, depression, and addictive behavior, I find it extremely blackpilling to think that I will never find an escape from my daily negative experience of life except for death and the end of my consciousness, despite maximizing everything like income, exercise, family, friendship as best I can...I feel trapped in a way and the knowledge of this still does not free me.

we saw a blueprint

it must be easy

it's just a matter of knowing when to say no or yes

have you tried anti anxiety, antidepressant meds? doesn't even have to be ssri, there are stimulants like bupropion for example. on another note, there might be underlying cause for these like adhd wihch also has lots of meds available

Sorry "moaiite" I wasn't force vaxxed. What was it like in those camps?

I don't know why Bryan gets so much hate. It's his money. He retired early and is just screwing around. It's just an extreme case of what people tweaking nutrition and exercise regimens.

Genetics makes up like 80% of the game so if the right one has correct gene then he could mog the left one. But I guess if the right one also uses high tech he could live even longer, probably 120+ or something,

The thing is, if you live longer, you can catch up more longevity tech, which makes you live even longer, and catch even more tech and so one. Basically it feels like Integral. The atucal sum is much larger than you expect.

Probably has something to do with the tan
Checked

people who are old have always been old and always will be old

you're fucking retarded dude. Granny used to be hot and gobble cock before she settled for provider grand-daddy.

Why?

significantly less stress

I always feel better after reading obscure jewish horseshit. Thanks bro.

Because the old man doesn't work out. Working out and exercise age you prematurely. The more cells your body has, the more stress and energy into it, and the more difficult is it to maintain, and the more mutagenesis happens.

The same is true for the brain regarding dementia. jeopardy type trivia retards tend to get it because they burdened their brain with a bunch of junk and it doesn't function as well as one that knows to disregard unimportant details.

The idea that either are "good for you" is absurd and contradicts thermodynamics. A helicopter with 5000 hours or a car with 400k miles isn't going to work well at all. The body and brain are no different. the more miles, the worse it gets.

become chillpilled and start relaxmaxxing. do stuff when you feel like it. If you ever start feeling stressed, just stop doing it. you dont need to work hard. you don't need to gym. you dont need to deal with stressful people. just take it easy and relax.

Because everybody all eventually die is the last cope of poor people. Now even death is not equal. Of course they are mad as fuck.

Also many people fuck their lives because a mindset like "It is nonsense to be most healthy corpse in the grave yard" but now if human life span can dramatically extended then they are fucked up.

The answe is tattooed on the man’s chest. Everything passes, he isn’t concerned, does not obsess, let’s shit be it good or bad roll off him, he does not know stress.

Because God punishes those who try to thrawt the powers of Nature. Even if you don't believe in Christ, you can see warnings against this kind of thinking all over ancient mythology as well. The Sibyl who asked for eternal life and was doomed to wither away until she was a pile of dust comes to mind.

supplements are bad for you
too much exercise will destroy your muscles
animal fats are good for you

Old Italians have Alzheimer tho

Person on the left is probably really high strung - constantly worrying about his health and remembering to do all that shit. Stress is bad for you

food is less nutritious, you do need supplements and no they're not dangerous

Christ doesn't warn anyone against any of that. In fact, he wants doctors to heal people, and he wants us to bind and bond and help each other.
Lots of recent saints had information from God about accurate advanced science and even helped scientists push their fields further.

w h a t
mythology is unilaterally consistent

God or gods have eternal life

god or gods embody one or more virtues

be virtuous and be rewarded in afterlife

rarely a mortal is granted immortality

And yes mortals were granted immortality here and there. It was exceptional.

enoch(?), utna'ishtim, psyche...

The sumerian table of kings that lived a long fucking time compares real well to the old Hebrew patriarchs living hundreds of years. Apparently living a long time got way out of hand and there was some hard reset with a giant disaster. Sources say it's a flood but it might also be the giant freeze that nearly set mankind to extinction. I suspect story of utna'ishtim and the book of Enoch might contain corrupted accounts
the myths came from somewhere.
Also there's Jesus but these very mortal clergyman would insist you get eternal life after you die. They can't imagine a life before Jesus existed though. Because you know, they're mortals, and Jesus always existed so they say, before he was crucified? there's no logic there really

People are retarded.

It is largely genetics. You can tell by his father he doesn't have they best genes for longevity.
Much like genetics are sadly a bigger factor than anything else for things like cancer.
I am in my 40s and don't feel any effects of aging yet while people I grew up with are grey with hurting backs and joints, just the way it is.

Granny used to be hot and gobble cock before she settled for provider grand-daddy.

ahahaha
shut up

Literally the oldest work of literature of humanity is about the futility of hunting for immortality.

Utah Mormons like Bryan actually live quite long. Utah is considered one of the blue zones that produces several Centarians actually. so people talking about Italy, Utah is up there for longevity as well. more than one way to skin a cat.

yeah its called being a faggot.

good thing that the guy in the OP is not hunting for immortality

The person on the right will outlive the person on the left.

yes, because the left is covid19 mrna vaxxed
right is healthy and probably has bigger balls than left

idk but trump is another trannie, he has that weird hairstyle, he dyes his fucking hair blonde (he had dirty blonde when young) and fucking wears that orange makeup.

Because he lives of seafood and never uses sneed oils. He also gets at least 4 hours of sun exposure ever day. Contrary to popular science, vitamin D is absolutely vital for your bodys immune function, including the parts of your immune system that removes cancer cells from your body every single day.
You should only use sunscreen if you are a red head or you are not acclimated to a new, sunnier environment. For every day you should NEVER use sunscreen, especially if you only get limited sun exposure because you are a nerd who is never outside.

I see this happen a lot with people I know. the ones who eat right and exercise all the time end up getting cancer or sick often while young and the people I know who smoke and eat whatever and don't exercise aside from physical labor or yardwork live long and have no issues til they're like 80 and dying anyways.

of course super fat people who just sit around all day are gonna die and have all sorts of problems though.

i agree with the first reply to your post. we have entered the age of chemistry. theres a cheap and easy fix to help put you on autopilot. take it

But I will admit that these kind of divine favors are usually handed out begrudgingly and almost always on a trial-basis. Having an end-goal in mind, putting a goal over the process, and especially taking shortcuts to achieve your ends, that's all mortal shit. Nobody likes that

Yep, the dude with everything passes tattooed on his chest I’m guessing doesn’t have much stress or really gives a fuck when he goes.

or just take a combination of shrooms, steroids and stimmulants

what is reverse aging than a kind of immortality?

human cells has a built-in age limit

It's all genetics and stress management...and eating things that don't stress out your body is part of that management.

It's a boring answer but it's a matter of balance.
Consistently going for a walk every once in a while is probably more beneficial long-term than being a long distance runner during your twenties.

Probably asbergers

actually it wont be a shitalian. it will be a greek island goat fucker. but close enough

chain smokes and drinks

High t

lives by the sea

Ionized air

doesn't know what a calorie is

Consistent natural intake.

plays cards with friends

Training light neruoplasticity.

hasn't exercised since ww2

Minimizing stress post athletic peak

Because the person on the right isn't stressing about getting older

Complete bullshit, but I'd rather die young and strong than have your domesticated version of life either way so it doesn't matter.

i watched a short interview with him a few months back.
he seemed really humble and down to earth for a gorillionaire and justified his weird pursuit with the fact that the anti-aging research he's testing on himself is going to benefit everyone and advance science and healthcare tremendously.
i really don't think it's just a pride or vanity thing for him in the way that tranny bullshit is, more like some kind of exploration or endeavor for the sake of the journey alone.

obscure

There is a tech called Cellular Reprogramming which totally reset the inner clock of cell but it is very cancerous. But scientists are doing partial and short time reprogramming to try to tickel this problem. You can search on it

David Sinclair has a research which totally reset the aging optic nerves of monkey and make them see again.

It is reasonable. Think of this. Your mom's egg and your father's sperm are aged but you get all your cells clock reset to 0.

People with chronic illness used to just go somewhere nice with clean air but jewish medical science will tell you that doesn't work

Honestly anything is better than the city.

Even the salty air is nutritious.

Yeah, ionized to perfection.
Mountains and forests are also super ionized.
Yes, but those places specifically are the most beneficial on earth.

faggot.

centenarians are always out doing brisk walks, sometimes jogging.

You don't see them pumping iron because who the fuck is going to be pumping iron at 100? You risk injury and have nobody to impress. You're not going to go and try to fuck a bunch of women anyways.

Get your Sv3rige-tier horseshit outta here.

I don't know why Bryan gets so much hate

1. he looks funny
2. he's vegan (pol boogeyman)
3. he's too white in his mannerisms

That is literally it.

The later is tempered with life.

the man on the right is 42 years old

I like Tolkien's approach about the 'Gift of Man' being death.

Because health and fulfillment are correlated at some point. We are not purely physical beings. Spiritual sicknesses can kill people just as quickly as cancer.

I guess this is why I have no girlfriend/wife then.

the ones who eat right and exercise all the time end up getting cancer or sick often while young and the people I know who smoke and eat whatever and don't exercise aside from physical labor or yardwork live long and have no issues til they're like 80

"Moderation in all things".

Btw, those healthy people were all injected with 50+ vaxxes just as a baby. The healthy elders got 3.

Us youngins are all permafucked and it's by design. It's called depopulation.

Guy on the right knows not to take life too seriously, tutto passa

i get where you're coming from but pretty much every researcher in this field has completely deboonked the whole "zero stress, we only get a billion heartbeats" type thing, it just isn't true, the issue is extremely complex and it's not as simple as making comparisons to very simple mechanical systems

yes i am literally saying to you that if you take two genetic identical twin mice, and have one mouse barely move throughout it's life, consume a very minimal amount of calories etc and then compare it to the other mouse that moves a lot and eats a lot (but otherwise doesn't die prematurely to illness or predation) there will be little to no difference in lifespan, that is quite literally what the research has found, i know it's hard to believe but it's true, ageing involves some other mechanism than direct energy utilization

Insurance companies have had a long run of determining individual life expectancies with considerable accuracy, they just don’t talk much about it. Triglyceride levels alone will get you in the ballpark.

Because genetics determine how well you're going to age. Not a bunch of snake oil bullshit. My grandma ate a bunch of greasy fried food her whole life and smoked like a chimney, but lived til 96. She looked much younger than she was. You can go right up to her face and you wouldn't see a wrinkle. Her skin sagged, but there wasn't a line. My mom looked 20 years younger than she was, and I look much younger than I am. That's genetics. No magical treatment. Healthy living and staying out of the sun helps too

There's a group of old yuropoor men who hang outside a coffee shop near me that in the morning when I walk past are smoking cigarettes and drinking tiny expresso cups, then on my way back 6 hrs later they've switched to beers and cigars. Dudes are all well over 70 and do this everyday

Left has family, a purpose, and has lived hard through puberty (when your base metabolism and epigenetic are set for adulthood, what your body reverts to for the rest of your life). The right was a fat slob for most of his life until recently.

He's going to transition because estrogen makes your skin softer just watch

Honestly, the guy on the left doesn't even look good for his age. I've seen plenty of people that look younger in their 40s with no ridiculous treatments. Bryan Johnson is 47 and looks in his mid forties, so I'm not even sure what all those treatments have accomplished. Not like he's passing for 20

The problem with the research of diet and exercise is it's all statistically irrelevant. What I mean by that is take every study on pubmed about red meat consumption or another diet/exercise topic. You'll find like 50 studies per topic at least. Now collect all the data analysis strategies used for each study. Randomize the strategies over all the data and you end up with totally different yet justifiable outcomes. It's pointless.

the point is to collect research funding, not to advance understanding

The only interesting research I've found is them starting to blame persistent viruses for cancer like HPV/Hep/Herpes and other viruses like chicken pox we carry around forever. Michael Douglas blaming his throat cancer on eating too much dirty actress pussy in the 80s is probably true but once again almost none of these studies pass a simple randomization test or other basic standards of quality they just collect grant bux and produce slop.

Ironically, will to live. Your cells, organs, and body overall responds very readily to your intentions and beliefs. The man on the left believes he is rapidly decaying so his body will rapidly decay despite his efforts against it. The man on the right spares no thought to it and thinks he is in his ww2 prime state so his body tries to fight against degeneration the best it can to align with his beliefs.

Seeking immortality and ways to stay young and beautiful is good, but your intentions need to set right for your body to respond correctly and his paranoia doesn't do him any favors.

I really see it as a weird hobby more than anything. I find it very interesting and have benefited from some of his recommendations like setting a consistent sleep routine which is as important as amount of sleep. I have no problem with him. He's not a god, i take everything lightly, but is a man I would keep an eye on if knowledge is your pursuit.

Yeah, you might be onto something, because listening to him speak he comes off as someone that has Aspergers or autism or something and there is a strong correlations with autistics and trooning out.

listening to him speak he comes off as someone that has Aspergers or autism

No. He talks like a straight white male and doesn't slang his words like a nigger to be more agreeable to braindead zoomers.

Im sorry, but WHAT????
Are you trying to make an argument that because he doesn't use modern slang he can't be autistic? You sound like you're on the spectrum as well, friendo.

Brian Johnson has fuck off money, he has $10m a year spent on a hobby money. He has his sovereignty, let him be autistic.
It's better than Jeff Bozos. Richest merchant around, and what does he do? He gets a ratty plastic truck stop prostitute wife and spends $600m on her