Brit/pol/ - Sycamore Gap Edition

Politics LIVE: UK must 'do everything' to rebuild EU trade relationship as Bank of England governor slammed for 'trying to undermine our freedom'

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Katie Price leaves animal lovers concerned as they spot 'worrying detail' about horse in latest post

gbnews.com/celebrity/katie-price-animal-lovers-concerned-worrying-detail-horse-latest-post

'Irexit' looms as Irish support for EU membership falls to lowest level in over a decade

gbnews.com/news/world/ireland-news-irexit-eu-membership-poll

I think if you're in court in this country and you can't verbally answer any questions due to a refusal to learn English you should automatically be found guilty.

refusal to learn

Did someone offer to teach?

don't they have translators

Some of the offences that were established for the death penalty in 1723

murder

arson

forgery

cutting down trees

stealing horses or sheep

destroying turnpike roads

stealing from a rabbit warren

pickpocketing goods worth a shilling (roughly £30 today)

being out at night with a blackened face

being an unmarried mother concealing a stillborn child

stealing from a shipwreck

wrecking a fishpond

kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Literally the most common second language to learn in the world. So yes. Yes someone did offer to teach.

50% drop in jaguar sales

Thanks for your concern anon. It's tough living in a country full of gullible tards.

Who did?

big lad paid din dins is on, god I love working from home this is fucking epic

Saw a robin today.

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Corrrr nice bird la.

decolonise

lists 2 Normans

Disgusting.

I only read literature from Anglo-Saxon authors. End of.

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Do we even have a national language? Why should new Brits be expected to learn English when the language is dying out globally anyway?

sun shining

robin spotted

good life

England has fallen

gay 100 year old tree in a gay 1000 year old wall gap

who the fuck cares about a tree planted in 1920?

based Dickens enjoyer

Saxon

Just as bad as the normans innit. You may as well be reading roman shite.

Who did?

These guys did.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oFFeE_ixdeU

go to a bunch of UKIP rallies

film yourself doing the nazi salute at them (as a joke)

OMG some of you people are actually racist this is too far

I wish people like this were less stupid.

context?

That tree is older than most of your cities, JaQuandrious. Sit down and shut your chimp mouth.

Stockholm Syndrome

Someone just tried to mug me as I was walking near Oval

Tolkien is a kraut

They'll probably still chef her for being a woman outside without a burka.

alri VPN nonce

He's a Norman too I'm afraid.

300 year old tree

Older than Muttmerica

based, love robins me

>wrecking a fishpond

Barbaric behaviour, bring back the gallows

based Graham Greene enjoyer

Josh is a good lad.

who the fuck cares about a tree planted in 1920?

anyone with a working penis.

Sweden is pretty dangerous too.

Ya, It's all multicultural now innit?

We need in the same spirit as "rewilding" a scheme to leave Gollywogs all over the National parks, up trees (tie them from branches too high to reach without a ladder) along trails, half submerged in rivers (in cages weighted with rocks so they dont float away) and son on.
Any more good ideas of how to Gollywog places where they can be viewed by the new bame countryside crashers??

Rewogging?

Qrd?
Can't be bothered watching

Idea for new Blair Witch film: bames on a tour of the countryside come across Gollywog toys everywhere and freak out till they're killed by a Golliwog witch

Hmmm, yes, good, good, that's the intellectual fuel we need, go on...

Indeed.

Have them hanging over pylons and telegraph lines like people do with shoes.

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Nearly peed myself.

Good film

Ranted about 'woke rightists ' because a couple of members of a right wing group he drank with refused to shake a black man's hand

i was at a racist meet up and my fans wouldn't shake a black man's hand

they are woke right not real right because they are actually racist instead of just making racist jokes

the richest country in the world is racially diverse

no country with only one race and no minorities has ever succede

i love the US constitution

i'm not a white supremacist, i'm an indian supremacist because they earn the most

Dont know who you're on about but if thats their line of thinking, then check how low their ears are, they sound completely mentally unwell.

Always been a prick. Protested against the BNP back in the day

luv the Indian diaspora, me
proper integration miracle
just as British as you or me. more British, perhaps?

Veitch was born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to a wealthy family in the oil business. He attended Edinburgh Academy and received a Master of Arts with honours in philosophy from the University of Edinburgh.

browns fighting browns

Who cares?

Why is my jewdar going off?

Love me some starmer

hate the working class

private educated champagne socialist class

Slava Ukraini

Dont like brexit

Takes the piss out of you to your face for money

Took the BBC shilling

Simple as

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Can they not just used the disabled toilets?
You can do a much better shite in them anyway.

You not only have to share a landmass with them, but they're also in positions of authority and influence. If it really does kick off, they are going to make it your problem

Brinnies still seething cos I'm more handsome than them?

He worked for jews and loves them dearly

Why are they obsessed with womens toilets anyway? Because there's no CCTV?

love a bit of palpable decline

Oh yeah, I forgot:

Israel is our greatest ally and we must support their right to defend themselves against the terrorist scum

I'm waiting for the shitty nappy protests

beautiful British name

muh Norman yoke

Every English person had Norman ancestry you mong

So much options before sixth form and the everything gets slowly closed off

Trans Labour councillor quits party and accuses Starmer of ‘throwing transgender people under a bus’

Dylan Tippetts said Labour no longer ‘supports his fundamental rights’

trooning on hard mode

Narinder Kaur

Bushra Shaikh

Would put my willy in both of these bamette semen demons tbhwy

I was looking at college courses to see the state of education and my god I feel for anyone who thinks college is the answer kek

get down to Birmingham. Mind the rats

where should i go to escape this hell island?

I always used to go for kashmir yellow impreza on gran turismo

College

You mean uni? I got my degree in economics I wish I did in maritime engineering or some shit apparently people who work on ships get a tax free salary

None of those nonce spots nonce

Thailand is pretty good if you can avoid pissing off law enforcement. Vietnam is a commie country, Indonesia is muzzie and the Philippines is basically Mexico, but an island.

Teach English in Europe

SAAR OUR NEW SUPER FAG AD CAMPAIGN DIDN'T WORK ON STRAIGHT WHITE GUYS GOING THROUGH A MIDLIFE CRISIS

not a lot of demand for that now, mate. mandarin is the language of the future.

Costa Rica

Untapped market for noncehunter videos

They are targeting the "rich vegan lesbian who wants a 1000hp coupe" market, just smart businessing

mandarin is the language of the future.

Everyone wants to learn English, go teach English in china.

touch the part of the doll where Farage hurt you

I wish I did that teach English abroad before I got a real job

Indeed. The guy on the left activates my fight-or-flight even more though - seen loads of guys who look like this IRL and you instantly know they're bad news.

Something about the eyes I reckon.

Croatia or slovenia

Teach sex to incels

Really, please, someone help me I feel like I'm genuinely losing my mind here.

The UK-India FTA makes it 10-20% cheaper for companies in England to hire Indian employees over British employees by making the Indians exempt from certain taxes.

HOW DID THIS GET AGREED TO?! Seriously what the actual fuck is going on? These are the same taxes that were HIKED ON BRITS only recently. How does any of this happen? What the fuck is anyone supposed to think when reading this shit apart from the government fucking hates their own people?

How is this not open treason? Please somebody help me I am actually losing my mind here.

reported to prevent because you couldn't get it up under pressure

They can fuck you in the arse because they have you over a barrel

Sycamore Gap

the noRTH FUCKING REMEMBERS
FUNNY HOW THE COURTS DONT REVEAL IT WAS FUCKING COMMIE ZEALOTS

Why is anon spamming Farage pictures?
The only pic spamming I want to see is gingerposting.

What?

This helped explain it to me. I assumed the reciprocal tax arrangement would just be a scam - indians would come with some fake tax certificate or not even bother and avoid NI giving them an advantage. But it seems like India really does just want to extract tax from overseas indian employees in order to get foreign currency for their shitty economy - formalised remittances. It's still ridiculous, seeing as NI is just another tax, India gets to tax workers in our economy, but it's not as bad. There's still a differential in taxation rates.

The worst thing about this FTA is the zero tariffs on carbon intensive industries. The government kills all industry here in the name of net zero and boosts India's coal fuelled industry.

blaming the advertising agency

People high up in JLR would have watched it and approved it before release.
If they didn't, then that would say they are inattentive in addition to being stupid.

yah, to bring about the revolution of the workers you must first destroy the old world to bring about the "equality" utopia

it was dirty rat commies, not mindless vandalism

it's josh's new schtick since everyone has his paki posting filtered

luv nature me
robins are frequent in my area

How do you know it was communists?

evolution of nasal passages

Duolingo is free, along with literally millions of other resources for learning English

kek they've done a right number on co-op with that cyberhack

fucking state of it.... no bread, milk or chilled food either

m&s was similar the other week too

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They hacked the veg?!

the carpark across the road should return to its historical routes

cyber hackers interrupting the cucumber supply

william gibson couldn't have dreamt of this.

Vladimir Putin illegally deleting British broccoli

Love eating semen and sucking men me

alright boggy la

brits don't have the right to remain silent?

It isn't 'anon', lad.

NICE
i feed crows when i walk my dog, birds are cool as fuck

kek

Aren't crows evil birds

Crows are cool and smart and normally go around in pairs/small groups. Jackdaws are annoying shits that go round in big flocks and never shut up and shit everywhere.

You wont do shit britcucks.

you think they're evil because they're black, don't you anon

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they were pikies, I'd put my shed on it

when I leave the back door open some magpie pinches food from the cat bowl
cheeky fucker

i dunno about that but they recognise me and its pretty cute

cor what car you got la?

Just got a pool table, a freezer, a few boxes filled with bric a brac and a Yamaha

kek

they're depicted as evil in horror films I've watched. doesn't help that they're black

I got cucked by a cuckoo

pretty based tbf
any tool storage?
crows are based mate, don't let shekelwood tell you otherwise

So the India/Pakistan war turned out to be nothing.

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Got a basic toolbox and car washing stuff from when I had a car and a set of ladders. You can have the bike, I barely go out these days

bumping

About what

>being out at night with a blackened face

Wish niggers were illegal again tbqh

gone all sheik

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the constant psyops over h1b etc have made Anon Babble hyper aware of jeets.
pakis and jeets kick off every 4 years or so and nothing ever happens.
This time the autists here have actually paid attention because they're primed by kikes and jeet shilling.

the constant psyops over h1b

I'm not American, mate. I've been hyperaware of jeets since they started flooding this fucking country and shitting the place up

since 1997?

cor

It doesn't make sense of course. Although there is a reciprocal arrangement in place, its unlikely Brits will get jobs in India.

They've been making a stink for a bit longer, but that's probably around the time I first cottoned on, yeah

Then you should have known it was a nothing burger and the shitters kick off every couple of years.
What are you even arguing?

What are you even arguing?

I'm trying to get retards like yourself to stop letting Amerimutts control their thinking

So you're hyperfocussed on my mention of the H1b spam and extrapolated that out to "amerimutts rule your thinking".

What a waste of time.

stop checking out my wood

How quick can you run a 5k

Couple days, a week tops.

5k steps?

you're hyperfocussed

I'm responding to the thing you said, yeah

and extrapolated that out to

The substance of your point was that people were only paying attention to pakishines this time around because of an increase in focus on India/Pakistan resulting from the discourse around American immigration policy. "Primed by kikes and jeet shilling," as you say. As though people weren't having just as much fun chatting shit about the Sino/Indian border clashes a few years ago where they were smacking each other with spiked clubs
People just like watching shitskins fight, mate

Mate I don't care and I'm not reading that. I've already decided you're a seething moron.

I'll let you know when I get there.

fat chuckle to myself

About illegal aliens are cutting treess.

It's true. Irish support for the EU has fallen to its lowest level in a decade. Its gone from absolute to only very very high.

You're all about supporting the poor downtrodden Gazans nowadays, aren't you?

was Ireland ever a real country? Seems like the whole thing is a British creation

based
fuck the commie twats

didnt think id die beside a paddy

I feed some crow family and they pushed away magpie family i fed before.

Most countries are a fabrication of the British state to it easier to name regions and categorise the contents.

Dublin is arguably a more British city than Belfast

DON'T Irexit you cunts.
Being in the EU is a god send.
You can fuck off and live in paradise in Spain whenever you want.
I wish we still had that option.
Brexit was a mistake.

kek he's still going with the nazi thing?

he doubled down when they cancelled him, kek

Jurors found the pair guilty after their friendship degenerated and they tried to pin the blame on each other in court

Tragic

back from the hospital, they gave me 100 codeine tablets for the next two weeks, me sprained knees been referred to physio, was out for about 6 hours things seem pretty normal outside contrary to Anon Babble. a few lads were even talking about the asylum seekers while we were waiting whilst looking around for bames so we could talk. talked to some bird on the way home on the bus. good day today.

Community speedwatch
Based or cringe?

More like community sneedwatch

They should be armed

Funny

Don't eat them all at once ;)

I sympathize with Ye on this, it's true women can take your kids away and deny their sons and daughters a fatherly bond, as far as I know there's no real reason for why Ye can't see his kids either, it's just a symptom of living in modern society. So heil Hitler.

i ain't lad. these have to last 2 weeks

Gis a bit

ANOTHER BASED HOT TAKE FROM SARGOY OF KEKAD.

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Correct, the commies dont want families. They want the party (kids indoctrinated from birth). Its comes from that chain of thought, combined decades of commie commie dogshit

Spartacus moment for the niggers

Spartacus moment for the niggers

hit the nail on the head there

They've been pretty keen to get kids to start reporting on their parents, but it's never quite caught on.
The kind of kids who hate their parents enough to grass them up are usually the same kids who just hate all authority figures.

happy friday lads whats going on today
we goin drinkin?

Kanye knows his kids need him any does any kid need their farther, Instead his kids will be learning about the racist history of America. Black live matter, Trump is Hitler. Marxism good and so on.
His fathers instinct is to protect his kids

I suppose thats how he ended up at: Nigger hail Hitler

Fisherman’s beach must be crowded you lazy cunt
You sucked off nuno

Good afternoon ^-^ 1st day of Habemus Papam

ah you started drinking already i see
good lad

Ah, you never denied the nuno bj
Good lad

1st day of Habemus Papam

I don't speak Mexican

who is nuno?

I don’t speak taig

Fabio's man

fenian bastard

Nuno Ess, the lad you sucked off and gave free loungers too

you have a vivid imagination lad
a bit gay, but you do you

I still think about this tweet every now and then and laugh at how moronic it is.

Politics? Don't care.

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Good afternoon :)

Did someone offer to teach?

this

Taigs took america and the mutts dont understand the significance

habemus plap'em

ANOTHER BASED HOT TAKE FROM SARGOY OF KEKAD

he's right though, abdul

98% of posts on twitter are moronic, it's not worth the brain space.

le echo poster repeating what you just said

echo poster repeating what you just said

Pastel de nata

I do since even John Adams was against them desu he called em Saucy boys, Jack Taars and other colourful language.

So it turns out that Bargain Hunt has been funding terrorism.
This is real. That 8p profit they made back in 2008 went straight to buying 1/1024th of a bomb
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdj9wpk2nxjo

Paedos the fkn lot of them

I get it though, you've been doing this bit for almost a year, no wonder you ran out of things to say and have resorted to replying to yourself and just echoing what others have posted.
Understandable but very very pathetic obviously. Naturally I'll be filtering you out of the thread, but feel free to echo what I've said, you're probably incapable of not doing so tbf

I always had my suspicions

I do

sure you do Diego Remirez. You and the mexicans now, it taig union.

"they were anglo once"

Want chippies for din dins but cannot have chippies for din dins

Just want to say folks. I actually am quite sad about the tree. It was a nice tree. It's still funny but it was a nice tree.

Oghenochuko Ojiri

art expert

I just said his name aloud and my artworks started levitating

It's still funny

how so?

I cannae even speak spanish I am not a linguist at all lol

you reckon hope not hate trannies look on here too or have they realised it's a waste of time

my artworks

Well la-di-da Lord Moneybags Smith-Smythe-Smith

It's still funny

how so?

The idea of two guys having the idea to go and chop down a massive tree in the middle of the night for a laugh is a funny concept to me. The actuality is sad though.

Using the catalonia flag instead of the EU one today, you fat nonce?

I do hope they at least replanted a tree there or something D: sad news.

britische licht...BRITISCHE LICHT!!!

When the GHB kicks in too fast

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Pinochet makes me laugh, Absolute top fella.
So he wakes up one day and these rats are all up in his shit, So he just gets rid of them!
madlad.

Just the idea of it

Kanye is a fucking maniac porn addicted freak. I agree that the Kardashians are basically Tinsel Town fascists, but Kanye does not deserve to have access to any children. For now, at least. Even before the MKUltra handling he was fairly deranged.

Peak Pinochet posting

Feel Like Pure Shit Just Want Her Back x

he just gets rid of them!

So they're too stupid and incompetent to make a modern wage PAYE system and instead have piggybacked off the western world's labour infrastructure to fund their state instead.

and boosts India's coal fuelled industry.

I thought Musk cancelled their paid coalposting?

Miscarriage! Miscarriage!

I want her tourt on my face

does nothing

wins

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Tempted to save this pic

I didn't even think British had beer o.o;;

stella is belgian

retarded shartmerican

I had no idea honestly I don't drink :/ thanks fren

American "Beer" I can see why

what do you reckon her race is

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Black man in Poland: "I am Polish, you are a Ukrainian!"

An argument broke out at a Polish gas station and the Black man seen on the camera got quite "xenophobic" towards the Ukrainian — all in English.

I think this counts as soft power

Mate I don't care and I'm not reading that. I've already decided you're a seething moron

reminder
veitch is an asset and always has been, here he is lying for the bbc and the city of london police back in 09 and anyone unironically using the words "woke right" is a kike or a shabbos goy
files.catbox.moe/is27an.mp4

Mostly microbreweries are the big thing here now not saying beer doesn't have a place but still.

Subcon mix? Latina? Jew?

brown

got me Gregg's

got me bird

got me anti-rape armband

got me pint

Simple as

Always knew Veitch was a bitch tbqhwy.

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did a bit of digging: half turkish, apparently.

poles are classified as niggers so nothing wrong there

kek

Pretty dark for a half Turk

thought the same. Must be high Cheddar man admixture.

What set the nonce off this time?

Might in reality be half Kurdish with how their identity works

Bogdan vs josh round 35891

I suspect he's a jewish bastard, ie his father was jewish so he's not a jew technically but aligns with them even though he is viewed by jews as inferior to a 'real' jew, I believe there are many in the system in positions of power and influence no doubt assisted by their jewish family and it seems likely to me that they're very eager to please because of their insecurity about not being proper jews, it is also likely that jews are happy to sacrifice them and use them as golem

he was having a big melty last night, 50+ posts on multiple IDs

I think this counts as soft power

kek

yeah lil bogster was really having a breakdown, dench didnt provide the dick pics he wanted baka

when is it popping off again lads?

two lobes of the same brain

They also usually say they're "Christian" too if they don't like their jewish side.

you were big mad you hopped IPs 20+ times lol
shit up the thread so bad everyone left

why're there chinese fools in a brit/pol/ thread?

Is brit/pol/ now baked by CCP?

2 weeks

Next up .. Bradford vs Southall

I think her mum's maiden name was Unal, which is Turkish afaik

this, bogboy was big mad and he hopped IPs 20+ times lol
he shit up the thread so bad everyone left, then he stuck around to mop it up

"absolute marstarklarse"

I seem to remember the BBC nonces claiming.

cunts a lighthouse

stuck around to mop it up

it's time for brit/pol/ to accept that "deanos" and "chavs" in trackies are the only thing in this nation stopping white from going completely extinct
the tracksuit is the mark of the white man

new

Turkish names etc are a meme after Ataturk, any ethnic group could claim to be Turkish