Fish getting an MRI
Fish getting an MRI
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medical "professionals" should be skinned and flayed in public
Thoughts and prayers! Signed, Tokusa·li Inventor of Theorem!
Imagine the smell
how he breath
Fish get more healthcare than me
Let him go, he dindu nuffin.
I hope he has good insurance. That's like $5000.
What are the political implications of fish MRIs?
i look like this
Fish can breathe in air as long as their gills don't dry out
The sponge provides moisture
May I ask why?
This is currently the best thread. Easily.
lol another simpleton enraged by what he can't understand. you're going to die angry and never know why.
that fish is a productive member of society unlike you.
it's a fishsick
Awesome. Hope it all worked out for the little guy.
It was a swimming issue he needed scanning for, actually survived as a result. healthimaging.com
lmao, a fish can afford an MRI in muttland but not a wagie
too much taxpayer money. gotta do something with all of it.
so are they keeping him alive with the sponge alone
is a bit grim that he gets an MRI and I can't get a heart scan but like he's cooler looking than me
MRI at the zoo, you say?
Louis CK always relevant.
youtube.com
Thousands of people visit the aquarium to see the fish
He probably has more value than you
i think the sponge is just holding him upright.
To be fair the fish doesn't even know what taxes and government are.
Curse of intelligence I suppose
MRI stands for Marine Retard Indicator.
That is one retarded fish by the way.
Nifty isn't it! Here's a Man kissing a Toku (Mylopharodon conocephalus) believing it to be a Rainbow Trout...
fish should be getting MRIs before blacks and indians
Didn't know that AKSHYALLY
H-how are the Jews involved....?
The Zoo had to pay more for the MRI because its uninsured. The Denver zoo will never finacially recover from this.
I have to get those a few times a year. They can be very comfy I hope the fish is ok
Yes i'm rich enough to get my pet fish the best medical treatment. No I will not buy food or AIDS medication for impoverished brown children.
I'd like to see a kike trying to collect debt from a fish.
he cute tho
Good thing it wasn't a CAT scan
I see I see, very interesting, thank you friend
Hope he's alright
That's not an MRI
why can't I be a fucking fish this is bullshit
It was a CT scan.
What do you mean? They are totally free I get 3 a year for the rest of my life.
bumping best thread on /Pol because I'm a homosexual 2021 oldfag
I got an mri and they wanted 6,000 dollars and i just threw away the bills and ignored thier calls. after 7 years they just stop asking and it's off your credit report. protip for any young people itt with medical bill worries
But denied for people because it is expensive
Will I be able to rent an apartment, buy a car or house, or get a business loan with an overdue hospital bill hanging over me?
Not soon enough
bumping for curiosity
what's the dilly-oh on fish bro?
Based seven year rule. Applies with felonies also if you are in certain states.
The Denver Zoo was seeing what was wrong with the fish because it was swimming all wrong.
Nigga Heil Hitler
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! UNTERMENSCH BELIEVES IN FUCKIN' MYTHS!! WILL YOU FUCKING HAVE IT!! HAAAAAH!!
rent an apartment
yes they specifically forgive medical debt on these kind of credit checks
buy a car or house, or get a business loan
this is going to be a little harder but not impossible. just wait 7 years if you can
fish getting mri and not having to pay confuses and enrages the mutt
what your favourite fish pol?
I HATE SUBHUMANS AND THEY ALL NEED TO BE PEELED ALIVE. <3
my dad throws away all medical bills and ignores calls. hes on ssi disability so they cant collect from it. nothing ever happens
Coelacanth OFC
unfortunately we didn't relive the hanging of medical staff
slice it in half and put one of the m suckers on a tiaster
because he qualified for the best insurance and most people did not
you have no idea how bad things are
I mean the toku is into it anyway so who am I to judge
Why is this so funny and cute?
Still waiting for my cancer treatment.
You don't have cancer, you are cancer.
Corys
Bong here, at the mercy of our health service (NHS); low test, diabetes II and hypothyroidism all in the space of 3 years, I'm maybe 30lb overweight, wait 3 months to get appt with an endocrinoligist
Your 30lb overweight, you are being treated for diabetes II and thyroid but we will not give you testosterone here take untested Manujaro and stop being fat. Oh you probably have a pituitary tumor, we'll arrange a CT scan to check.
3 MONTHS later of having left messages with the consultants secretary, emailed the complaints dept twice, talked to the XRAY dept and asked my own GP to intercede etc etc I STILL HAVENT HAD A FUCKING XRAY FOR MY POSSIBLE BRAIN TUMOR.
And here's this fucking fish having an MRI.
wow he slimmed up too once he could swim again
i hope he gets better soon
oh no it's spreading
to be specific, this is one Standard Retard Fish Unit. It's perfectly retarded, in the most average way. It cost $42,500,000 to produce.
stupid fucking brit thats a fish not a cat
BURN ALL SUBHUMANS ALIVE!!
Do you think we started doing this just yesterday? We always get our money. We have methods. But they're not for you to know, fish lover.
Have you tried a private hospital or losing weight to help ease your pain?
daily reminder that mutts deserve everything
private costs le money
Synodontis eupterus (featherfin squeaker)
Are my tax dollars paying for this?
Can Elon or DOGE look into this
He will get what comes to him. Untermensch always get what's coming to them. <3 It's the law of the universe. Fear not, mein freund!
I get it
based Ii'll always value the life of animals before the average burher
Bench research. I know quite a few institutes that do this on zebrafish. They inject the zebrafish with a genetic variant that causes scoliosis then let the spinal deformity progress. They take MRIs to track the progression.
Also, this is all federally funded and comes out of your taxes ;)
Why are scientists so evil?
Zebrafish deserve it though
MRI
That’s a CT scanner.
That looks like CT not MRI, retard
This is actually very political you don't get it Mr Tranny Janny
I thought it's masturbation research institute ?
Never mind I thought these fucks were zebrafish
UNTERMENSCH BELONG IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS!! HAAAH!!!
Fuck those things those are lionfish and they're evil and need to go
Well yes but not for this, the fish seems cozy.
fnish.
Doctors are basically just drug dealers, I don't know why you'd even want to listen to them at all.
They push harmful drugs, like vaccines, on their patients.
No, that's fucking bullcrap. Drying out is one of the issues, the other is that the gills collapse outside of water. They are a very fine structure with a massive surface area consisting of filaments which have their own lamelles. All of this requires buoyancy and the density of water. Without it, the lamelles stick together, and the surface area of the gills decreases so much that it can't supply enough oxygen anymore.
Depends on the fish
There are some fish that can dry out entirely and become desiccated but will revive if you put them back in water
Have you tried firebombing the NHS?
Nvm might need a loicense for that too innit
tfw you will never be sucked dried by a high elf waifu
How did you take the picture, OP? Cameras and phones have metal which would get sucked into an MRI.
Jews
who do you think pays for the fish MRI?
have matt cut the sponge hes great at it
This is my fish Carlos II de España
Sorry but Ngubu has a tummy ache, get to the back of the line, Timmy.
How do they get it to hold still?
hi carlos x3
they did MRI on a fish
I'd rather save one fish than a million pakis.
Because we must understand TheScience!!!
DESSICATE ON ME, NIGGA
Very cute elfu
He can't fuck your mom as good though.
ok you pay for it but dont force ME to pay for it
Cute! A Cute!
And here's this fucking fish having an MRI
Yes, in a private hospital in the US, because we have a (mostly) functioning health system unlike your (barely) functioning one.
LET HIM GO
Catfish.
the thread that saved pol
cobia
THIS IS WHY WE NEED PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN BY GOD TRUMP! MAGA!!
overcomplicating
a simple molecule should resolve the problem
I'm so rich I got a MRI scan on my poo
Anon Babble's Pole posters are of course honorary Americans
thanks biden
money well spent
smug lil nigga
persevere, they want you to give up
I love the USA and the Constitution. Americans are Honorary Poles.
Why?
Is he happy or sad?
Carlito is a little retarded but shreds the fuck out of earthworms
he's being sent right back to the fish farm. he'll be farmed along with all of his descendants for the next 100 generations of fishkind
What did they find?
There's nothing wrong with mri'ing a fish
It was to identify if it was a fish or not
Result inconclusive
God damn it we probably could have had gill transplants by now if Weimerican doctors didn't spend all the transhumanism budgets on neovaginas.
the ends justify the means™
Saltwater angelfish like that are expensive af and live a long time so it makes sense to have the procedure done if you can afford it (which you do if you have a saltwater tank that can support fish of that size)
The fish is american and we can't afford an MRI so they gave him an MRI for practice
Are they related to the ones that swim upside down permanently? Miss those niggas like you wouldn't believe.
There is still time
Spunge Bub
Too many are done and have increased cancer rates in those who get them. It's expensive to use and lots of hospitals overuse them to get big bills that the taxpayer has to pay for. They are dangerous and overused to make money.
How typical.
Finally someone who really deserves it.
some of them sure do suck
far too sadistic, though
should rather punish them financially, restricting freedom
if youre gonna kill someone always do it in a humane fashion
That's it, put it in the dog pound where it belongs.. unless it can prove human ancestry in which case try to get it to emlidt to die for Israel like those dolphins
No, really dr, the smell MUST be from my pet fish.
t. Roastie
Raccoon smoking meth
It's a common misconception that fish can't survive outside of water. They can and they do all the time. They don't need water to live
real bow twista
"That'll be $40,000 dollars"
oops sorry goy looks like I just injected you with experimental mRNA and now you're infertile and will never walk again and have epileptic seizures every 15 minutes
you will also need to pay us $50,000 per month for treating this condition (that we inflicted on you in the first place)
we are humane thougbeitever o algo
MRIs are not inherently harmful (unless you have metal lodged in your body)
CT scans (X-rays fired thru you from multiple angles) are very dangerous and are overused for diagnosis. There will be a large uptick in brain tumors/brain cancer because of them.
they tried to MRI scan me but my balls too big for the machine
This made me sad :/ fuck that evil cunt who turned her cute pet raccoon into a meth head
"20000 dollars + tip please"
Best thread on the catalog.
The sponge isn't touching the gills. This looks like performance art rather than a real medical procedure on the fish.
skinned and flayed
Uhh...aren't those the same thing?