Fish getting an MRI

i look like this

Fish can breathe in air as long as their gills don't dry out
The sponge provides moisture

May I ask why?

This is currently the best thread. Easily.

lol another simpleton enraged by what he can't understand. you're going to die angry and never know why.

that fish is a productive member of society unlike you.

it's a fishsick

Awesome. Hope it all worked out for the little guy.

It was a swimming issue he needed scanning for, actually survived as a result. healthimaging.com/topics/medical-imaging/computed-tomography-ct/denver-zoo-ct-scan-angelfish

lmao, a fish can afford an MRI in muttland but not a wagie

too much taxpayer money. gotta do something with all of it.

so are they keeping him alive with the sponge alone

is a bit grim that he gets an MRI and I can't get a heart scan but like he's cooler looking than me

MRI at the zoo, you say?

Louis CK always relevant.
youtube.com/watch?v=_bJ8Dak6UvI&t=208s

Thousands of people visit the aquarium to see the fish
He probably has more value than you

i think the sponge is just holding him upright.

To be fair the fish doesn't even know what taxes and government are.
Curse of intelligence I suppose

MRI stands for Marine Retard Indicator.
That is one retarded fish by the way.

Nifty isn't it! Here's a Man kissing a Toku (Mylopharodon conocephalus) believing it to be a Rainbow Trout...

fish should be getting MRIs before blacks and indians

Didn't know that AKSHYALLY

H-how are the Jews involved....?

The Zoo had to pay more for the MRI because its uninsured. The Denver zoo will never finacially recover from this.

I have to get those a few times a year. They can be very comfy I hope the fish is ok

Yes i'm rich enough to get my pet fish the best medical treatment. No I will not buy food or AIDS medication for impoverished brown children.

I'd like to see a kike trying to collect debt from a fish.

he cute tho

Good thing it wasn't a CAT scan

I see I see, very interesting, thank you friend

Hope he's alright

That's not an MRI

why can't I be a fucking fish this is bullshit

It was a CT scan.

What do you mean? They are totally free I get 3 a year for the rest of my life.

youtu.be/RqqOVo6q5J0?si=RBt9z9MtKLW2jvfR

bumping best thread on /Pol because I'm a homosexual 2021 oldfag

I got an mri and they wanted 6,000 dollars and i just threw away the bills and ignored thier calls. after 7 years they just stop asking and it's off your credit report. protip for any young people itt with medical bill worries

But denied for people because it is expensive

Will I be able to rent an apartment, buy a car or house, or get a business loan with an overdue hospital bill hanging over me?

Not soon enough

bumping for curiosity
what's the dilly-oh on fish bro?

Based seven year rule. Applies with felonies also if you are in certain states.

The Denver Zoo was seeing what was wrong with the fish because it was swimming all wrong.

Nigga Heil Hitler

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! UNTERMENSCH BELIEVES IN FUCKIN' MYTHS!! WILL YOU FUCKING HAVE IT!! HAAAAAH!!

rent an apartment

yes they specifically forgive medical debt on these kind of credit checks

buy a car or house, or get a business loan

this is going to be a little harder but not impossible. just wait 7 years if you can

fish getting mri and not having to pay confuses and enrages the mutt

what your favourite fish pol?

I HATE SUBHUMANS AND THEY ALL NEED TO BE PEELED ALIVE. <3

my dad throws away all medical bills and ignores calls. hes on ssi disability so they cant collect from it. nothing ever happens

Coelacanth OFC

unfortunately we didn't relive the hanging of medical staff

slice it in half and put one of the m suckers on a tiaster

because he qualified for the best insurance and most people did not

you have no idea how bad things are

I mean the toku is into it anyway so who am I to judge

Why is this so funny and cute?

Still waiting for my cancer treatment.

You don't have cancer, you are cancer.

Corys

Bong here, at the mercy of our health service (NHS); low test, diabetes II and hypothyroidism all in the space of 3 years, I'm maybe 30lb overweight, wait 3 months to get appt with an endocrinoligist

Your 30lb overweight, you are being treated for diabetes II and thyroid but we will not give you testosterone here take untested Manujaro and stop being fat. Oh you probably have a pituitary tumor, we'll arrange a CT scan to check.

3 MONTHS later of having left messages with the consultants secretary, emailed the complaints dept twice, talked to the XRAY dept and asked my own GP to intercede etc etc I STILL HAVENT HAD A FUCKING XRAY FOR MY POSSIBLE BRAIN TUMOR.

And here's this fucking fish having an MRI.

wow he slimmed up too once he could swim again

i hope he gets better soon

oh no it's spreading

to be specific, this is one Standard Retard Fish Unit. It's perfectly retarded, in the most average way. It cost $42,500,000 to produce.

stupid fucking brit thats a fish not a cat

BURN ALL SUBHUMANS ALIVE!!

youtube.com/watch?v=T5prL0tEXPQ

Do you think we started doing this just yesterday? We always get our money. We have methods. But they're not for you to know, fish lover.

Have you tried a private hospital or losing weight to help ease your pain?

daily reminder that mutts deserve everything

private costs le money

Synodontis eupterus (featherfin squeaker)

Are my tax dollars paying for this?
Can Elon or DOGE look into this

He will get what comes to him. Untermensch always get what's coming to them. <3 It's the law of the universe. Fear not, mein freund!

I get it

based Ii'll always value the life of animals before the average burher

Bench research. I know quite a few institutes that do this on zebrafish. They inject the zebrafish with a genetic variant that causes scoliosis then let the spinal deformity progress. They take MRIs to track the progression.

Also, this is all federally funded and comes out of your taxes ;)

Why are scientists so evil?

Zebrafish deserve it though

MRI

That’s a CT scanner.

That looks like CT not MRI, retard

This is actually very political you don't get it Mr Tranny Janny

I thought it's masturbation research institute ?

Never mind I thought these fucks were zebrafish

UNTERMENSCH BELONG IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS!! HAAAH!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=T5prL0tEXPQ

Fuck those things those are lionfish and they're evil and need to go

Well yes but not for this, the fish seems cozy.

fnish.

Doctors are basically just drug dealers, I don't know why you'd even want to listen to them at all.
They push harmful drugs, like vaccines, on their patients.

No, that's fucking bullcrap. Drying out is one of the issues, the other is that the gills collapse outside of water. They are a very fine structure with a massive surface area consisting of filaments which have their own lamelles. All of this requires buoyancy and the density of water. Without it, the lamelles stick together, and the surface area of the gills decreases so much that it can't supply enough oxygen anymore.

Depends on the fish
There are some fish that can dry out entirely and become desiccated but will revive if you put them back in water

Have you tried firebombing the NHS?
Nvm might need a loicense for that too innit

tfw you will never be sucked dried by a high elf waifu

How did you take the picture, OP? Cameras and phones have metal which would get sucked into an MRI.

Jews

who do you think pays for the fish MRI?

have matt cut the sponge hes great at it

This is my fish Carlos II de España

Sorry but Ngubu has a tummy ache, get to the back of the line, Timmy.

How do they get it to hold still?

hi carlos x3

they did MRI on a fish

I'd rather save one fish than a million pakis.

Because we must understand TheScience!!!

DESSICATE ON ME, NIGGA

Very cute elfu

He can't fuck your mom as good though.

ok you pay for it but dont force ME to pay for it

Cute! A Cute!

And here's this fucking fish having an MRI

Yes, in a private hospital in the US, because we have a (mostly) functioning health system unlike your (barely) functioning one.

LET HIM GO

Catfish.

the thread that saved pol

cobia

THIS IS WHY WE NEED PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN BY GOD TRUMP! MAGA!!

overcomplicating

a simple molecule should resolve the problem

I'm so rich I got a MRI scan on my poo

Anon Babble's Pole posters are of course honorary Americans

thanks biden

money well spent

smug lil nigga

persevere, they want you to give up

I love the USA and the Constitution. Americans are Honorary Poles.

Why?

Is he happy or sad?