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INDIA IS ABOUT TO GET NUKED
No they cannot do this. Sirs please do not do the needful. We need you sirs in Canada.
Kashmir is Pakistan
Narendra Modi must go
Nukes are not real. It will all be conventional warfare with drone artillery.
Finally some excitement.
Indians have been preparing their anus' for many generations
NOOOO SARS YUO BLODY BASTERD BITCH NO DO NOT REDEEM NUKE SAR
Oh lord, if India gets nuked, how far would the poop rain go? how many days would it last?
The poop rain is mass immigration into the west.
They've been saying this since day one, where is the response?
If neither of them nuke each other they are pussies and will go down as the biggest pussies in history forever
What does it say? I can't read Jawa.
Yes yes oh yes many nuclear blast to cleanse the poo yes oh yes mmmmmm many blasts go big boom
it was foretold
True Poomise
correction: india is trying to bait pakistan into nuking them
let's see if pakistan takes the bait
Finally a real source and some real statements instead of all this fake news.
Its on like donkey kong.
So the real question is with the nukes. Radiation will attach to sand and that can get kicked around for hundreds and thousands of miles. Can it do the same with poo?
Don't threaten me with a good time.
It seems this is in response from a missile attack on multiple bases.
They are fighting war on twitter.
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The Pakistani nation will not be intimidated by India's cunning and aggression. India should now prepare for Pakistan's response! Long live Pakistan! Long live the Pak Army!
Not anymore it seems.
Do you guys have a Bert the turtle?
GET ON WITH IT!
out of curiosity, is isreal or the jews somehow involved in this? if no, then alright. if yes, at the very least tell me why
Nuke is mutual assured destruction. They will never launch them
It's weird how much these old PSA's get mocked considering duck and cover is actually the best advice if you don't have time to reach shelter.
Bombs a random field
they have to launch them
the joke is two weeks but seriously watch the next 72 ish hours. it could escalate rapidly
once one goes its off to the races ace
They will never launch them
average IQ of the region is sub 80
I dunno, m8. These don't seem like the smartest people to make a bet of "no launch" on.
End war
This is a long psyop to get heat off the jews, all the india hate were posted by idf. Funny that India defends isreal but isreal throws them under the bus.
I watched the parade in Moscow this morning.
Putin did not look good, very grim.
5 years ago, their 75th celebration was a joyous occasion. This year, grim.
Like something on their minds. And not smiles.
Kremlin nuke football never more than a few feet from Poot too.
Oh man. Here I was just worried about radioactive soot, nuclear winter and mass starvation.
Now I'm honna get Indian poop raining down on me?
What an indignant way to go.
It's so over...
ISI gonna be working extra hard on Anon Babble this weekend
yeah man
shits goin down
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've translated it and it does indeed confirm nuking is slated for two weeks from now
grab the poopcorn
this should be entertaining
honestly……..probably not here
the fallout will be contained (kinda) on the shitty subcontinent as far as the real heavy and dangerous short half-life stuff goes
but the eastern hemisphere is going to be pretty much fucked for a while with a rain of radioactive poo powder
Fallout 5: Neo Delhi
KEK WILLS IT
FUCK YOU BLOODY BLOODY FUCK BASTARD
That would make sense.
india gets nuked
the heat sterilizes the impact zones
by some miracle, the country is actually cleaner now
KEK
Big if true, but nukes are fake.
Nothing ever happens
They knew because they had a bunch of locals getting crispy in the atolls back in the day during tests but it was classified until years later.
There were a lot of tests and a lot of people got fucked from trial and error.
I wouldn't necessarily jump to this being a kike psyop as this jeet/paki conflict has been boiling for years, they really do hate eachothers' guts. The heat being taken off of israel is just a positive (for them) side effect. I'm sure the kikes view india's effete, ball-sucking full sapport saar attitude as disgustingly pathetic, so it's not like they're going to help indians repair their image online.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RUN FOR THE HILLS
WHO IS GOING TO SCAM OUR GRANDMAS PRETENDING TO BE HP PRINTER SUPPORT IF ALL THE CALL CENTERS IN KOLCUTTA ARE NUKED?
OH THE HUMANITY!
RAISE THE BROWN FLAG OF GOAT RAPE ITS SERIOUS THIS TIME
Imagine the smell
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They posted a video kek
it's so hilarious that no one cares about the war lol
it's the biggest joke
No wonder Modi didn't attend the festivities in Moscow today. Guess he sent someone to rep him.
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PAKISTANI STATE MEDIA CONFIRMS
It's because they're just not serious countries.
Hurry. Both sides need to do a first strike. NOW. before the other side does. Brown niggers are too stupid to have nuclear weapons. They probably bought the design from the chinks. It is like giving a monkey a loaded revolver.
Nuke is mutual assured destruction.
Media took quite some liberties with that term to keep you scared.
Even in the soviet/US cold war scenarios MAD wasn't about nukes killing off everyone on both sides or turning everything into one of Todd's Fallout games.
Their point was to stop your enemy from being able to conduct any further major military operations that can threaten you and to make him unable to govern its population and their workpower toward a war effort easily.
But when the participants are Jeets and Pakis , then depending on your outlook that is either very easily done or totally impossible, due to the natural state they are in before you drop even a firecracker on their heads.
Does anyone know who's on whose side?
China backs Pak. I think Russia goes with India.
But they're all BRICS, how do they sort this out.
And who does the US support?
I think of it less as being a nuke, and more like a Great Wash. Delhi or wherever is washed by nuclear air, and honestly it will improve the surroundings, long term. I mean not so good short term, and bad luck for the local germs, but The Great Wash will be an overall positive. Now do London.
Now do London
Aren't the Pakis and Jeets fighting it out in Londonistan?
the US is isolated apparently, as for BRICS i believe they will support india more if only because that's the actual superpower inbetween the two
They wont do shittttttt (even though I want them to)
Muslim countries only talk shit
the humans are obviously many
they know themselves as well
the environment or the animals don't deserve a nuking I don't think
A big part of "MAD" is the rest of the world that has access to nukes understanding that anyone who uses nukes first NEEDS to be glassed instantly to maintain the current power dynamics.
No one wants to be seen as "the guys who won't retaliate" in the face of nuclear threats, because if you let a nation use those things freely then everyone else will start doing it.
Whoever nukes first gets nuked by everyone else, thats how it has to go and I hope to god thats how it WILL go because if it doesn't we're going to enter an era of non-nuclear bloodshed not seen for hundreds of years since nuclear deterrence will be officially dead forever.
China backs Pak. I think Russia goes with India.
China has to because more than half of the Belt and Road loans they gave Pakistan are in default.
If the Pakis are defeated, it will be even worse for the Chinks.
I hope so. I imagine the brown hordes will do same in Sydney and Victoria. We should arm them desu, as long as they keep it internal.
ment to write
the humans are too many
Whoever nukes first gets nuked by everyone else, thats how it has to go and I hope to god thats how it WILL go
Lol, no
That wasn't never any factor in MAD as neither side took anyone but each other serious anyway.
the US is isolated apparently, as for BRICS i believe they will support india more if only because that's the actual superpower inbetween the two
BRICS is a fucking meme at this point.
Where is the BRICS currency? Oh that's right, they're never fucking going to do it. They can't agree on anything except fucking photo ops.
Saaar! SAAAAAR!
Do not redeem
DO NOT REDEEM!
nope, not china and not russia.
Maybe brazil and south africa.
BRICS is not a military alliance.
DAY OF THE SOAP
That's what I thought. BRI is the most important thing in Asia now. Unless they bring Khan back, Pakistan hasn't a prayer.
But that country is more important for minerals and the corridors.
Maybe they've all allowed this to happen just to clean the whole place up.
India could use a lot fewer people too.
Barrick Mines' Riko Diq gold mine is key here too.
barrick.com
Some anon said earlier there was gold in Kashmir. But Barrick's mine is in Balochistan.
The poop that's scattered will grow into new indians, they're like sea stars
I'm pretty sure this war will never begin in earnest. Both sides will release AI footage and beg for gibs because scamming is all they know.
Nukes have been relentlessly hammered into the global populations heads as an unforgivable evil to use, there will be no significant negative reception towards any country that fires one AGAINST the first person to use a full nuclear bomb.
I assure you MAD in the current context has to involve destruction of whoever first uses a nuke.
keep all those poops to yourself, I can barely handle venezuelans here
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OPERATION BUNYAN UN MARSOOS STARTS
OPERATION BUNYAN UN MARSOOS STARTS
OPERATION BUNYAN UN MARSOOS STARTS
OPERATION BUNYAN UN MARSOOS STARTS
The oreshnik is just as deadly, but without the rads.
That's why whoever Russia sides with has an advantage.
That's what I thought. BRI is the most important thing in Asia now. Unless they bring Khan back, Pakistan hasn't a prayer.
It isn't a thing. It's a meme.
Ever since Russia invaded Ukraine, China has been forced Putin to pay for Chinese goods in yuan. The Chinese will not accept rubles because rubles are useless outside of Russia. Russia is being raped by the exchange rate.
When India saw this happen, they copied China and forced Russia pay for everything in rupees.
BRICS is a fucking mything. It isn't real.
The sun will be blotted out with poo
checked.
you haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.
They're just going to fire some missiles... the real world doesn't work like trolls in the internet. India would win in a nuclear exchange.
Cute presumption that someone in power thinks their own population's opinion relevant outside of voting day.
How is that working out for bongs in regard to equal punishment for immigrant crime right now?
The pooclear fallout will blot out the sun for centuries.
Pakistan military is hitting places inside India and not Kashmir.
Accelerate.
the nuclear fire will sterilize the poop and break down the ammonia turning it in to fertilizer, and we will no longer be able to say India never contributed anything to the world.
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English, motherfucker,
do (You) speak it ?!?
no (You) for you
It's never stopped me before, and it won't stop me in the future.
Pakistan being destabilized isn't something they DON'T want. But nukes flying would fuck them just as hard as anyone else.
IT WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN AND CHOCOLATE RAIN WILL FALL FROM THE SKY FOR 14 DAYS AD 14 NIGHTS!
Just wait until 7/7.
And this from old Hal:
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Also, lots of heads of state gathered in Moscow.
Is this guy frazzled?
Uh oh bunion poos
ohhh benchod
india is way above me
nmp
enjoy your toxic fallout nothern cucks
bloody non-stop breaking news
youtu.be
barely seen any Indians on Anon Babble since this whole thing started
the three I did find was one anon using a VPN self proclaimed, the other was some white guy there for work because his company does business with them and another was some guy on holiday
Paki anons are already pretty rare so can't see them either
Man, I was really hoping for some funny arguments and shitposting. I always laugh my ass off when two countries go to war on Anon Babble. Last time I saw a Japanese and Korean anon go at it, it was one of the best threads in weeks.
Beat me to it.
If Lookie's on it, it's for real.
The more these clowns talk, the less I expect from them. True chads hit first before talking. Being this verbose seem like compensation of some sorts.
OPERATION BUNYAN UN MARSOOS STARTS, basically means operation phalanx
I was thinking earlier today, the BRICS, though largely about commerce and trade, seem to be forming a phalanx.
They're together on this, whatever this is.
Kek indeed.
PUT ME IN THE GLORIOUS TOTAL PAJEET DEATH SCREENSHOT
Some will die and some will feel the pain
The ultimate air freshener.
Nuclear explosions propel vast amounts of debris and ash into the atmosphere, leading to a nuclear winter. The extended absence of sunlight inhibits photosynthesis, ultimately causing the widespread death of plant life. This disruption collapses the food chain, resulting in a mass extinction event.
Imagine how much less rape there will be during Indian nuclear winter
Wouldn't that save UK a lot of money, not having to block out the sun with their chem trails?
Pakistan should just ask for a refund from China. Their Air defense system doesn't work.
imagine
the entire earth clouded in darkness, with a faint, yet distinct, doodoo smell...
the day of flush is near
breaking news!!!! breaking news!!! um oh um hang on... breaking news!!!
A super volcano eruption is more likely to do that than a handful of nukes. The majority of nukes would have to be used on the ground to match and they're generally detonated in the air for more widespread short term damage.
And so shall it be
$2000 on nothing happening please!
india will be cleaner after the nuke
Duck and cover is for all the people who are far enough away from the nuke to not be burned up, but still close enough for the blast effects to break windows and bring down roofs. This region of risk is even larger than the radius at which you simply get vaporized.
Pseud retards (redditors) mock it without understanding it.
you haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.
Go do some fucking research. India and China refuse rubles. They can't use them anywhere. Why stock pile a currency you can't use elsewhere?
The yuan is useful between the Koreas, Japan, Taiwan and Vietnam. The ruble is useless there.
The rupee is useful in South Asia.
Point to me the countries outside Russia's domination, Belarus, Kazakstan and a few other former Soviet stans that even fucking use the ruble.
Radioactive poo rain of cursed decay drizzles down upon the shadowed, sorrow-soaked land.
you understand that one nuke is a green light for anyone to launch nukes, right?
If 2 billion south asians brapping every day hasn't caused this, I doubt a nuclear exchange of 1000s of nukes will. If anything, they'll just burn of all the jeet stink in the atmosphere, like when you light a match after taking the poo to the loo.
Nobody cares, except for the smell
The trading system, so far called mBridge is more complicated than that.
It's already in use.
But you'll see in the coming weeks.
Is Pakistan gonna unleash it? It's time.
Gravity keeps the poo on land. The explosions would have the escape velocity to reach the atmosphere.
But you'll see in the coming weeks.
Yes, just two more weeks.
It's been years.
Never going to happen.
You can't be helped.
Who gave shitskins nukes?
A new flood, a flood of diarrhea. The covenant is broken
it's a nothing burger
yawn
Pakistan took out 80% OF INDIA'S POWER. HOLY SHIT
That's just a regular brownout.
How many refujeets is your country taking?
I don't see any shitflags posting
They probably have shit powered generators though
the enemies of whites are all nuked by 2030 check ‘em
fake news bitch
Hmm oh sweety, India intercepted all your missiles of operation banyon al mualim or whatever
40 days and 40 shites
What's the most popular part of an Indian naval vessel?
The poop deck
Alright, this means they won't be able to sell weapons to us!
Correct. Those are blackouts, so Pakis need to set their missiles to target using scent.
If these two go nuke, there will immediately be a rush to ban nukes in all countries. Or at least limit them.
That would have to include Israel.
Maybe they're letting this go for that reason.
Everyone can always sneak in a few, but Israel would have to allow inspectors and shut down Dimona.
Imagine it, Pakistan cleansing india in hellfire, and jews losing nukes.
The only other food outcome is for all anglos to catch gonorrhea and drive to extinction
Israel doesn't have to do shit. Ever heard of the Samson option? AIPAC? Get fucked goy
It'll be even worse than that. The radioactive poo particles will create Godzilla-type monsters with explosive diarrhea.
i'll trade you some weapons for various rocks
Sampson option is a meme, theyre too stupid to pull it off
Bibi would do it. But the rest of his peoplel wouldn't.
Ripped into a spamjeeta on my cell,now I'm flooded with automated msg calls
Apparently calling them dalit,street-shitter,rape-ape,curry-coon,and lizard-lover triggers their arboreal nature
I'll give you weapons for your hot Ukranian virgins. No fuggos though, you can keep them.
India is about to get nuked
FUCKING COOL
LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS!!
THE ONLY WAY TO UNDO THE DAMAGE WE'VE DONE TO OUR WORLD IS TO NUKE IT INTO OBLIVION
I'm completely serious.
Checked and agreed
Theyre too stupid, for the sampson option too work they needed to keep it a secret. As soon as their was any indication they were gonna try it, theyd be wiped off the map
I suspect the option doesnt even exist, its just israelis trying to hold the world hostage
Pajeets and pakis fight all the time. Nothing will happen
What would canada do with out the poos?
If they did, it would only motivate them to go out and look for a turtle to rape.
Pakistan won't do shit.
nah they've been waiting for this, it's the entire reason pakistan exists, it's why the british empire split them up and created israel, it was so they could cause ww3
watch "the man who would be king" with sean connery, john huston knew exactly what was up. supposedly it's a retelling of the book of enoch.
It will be like Bianco Hills covered in the brown paint like goop. Poo related diseases will spread and make covid look like a joke.
all over australia russia and (iirc) africa too.
some of those atoll dwellers from Marshall islands now live in my city and a great many of them are Fucked with health issues. though spam, sugar and soda probably killed more natives than radiation ever did, they all have severe diabetes
so now india and pakistan are attacking freely?
i bet jets will cross the border next. then infantry and tanks
Apparently 70% of Indias electricity grid shut down by pakistan. is that why i havent seen indians on X
you have no idea what you're talking about, and what's about to happen is going to blindside you.
buy xrp or forever keep your peace
jets have apparently already crossed the border. there have been reports of aerial dogfights taking place everywhere
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU BASED PAKIS
apparently the air zones over indian ocean just got closed because the navies are firing at each other
source:
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(about 15:30 in)
both are supposedly striking targets
fake and gay but big if true
any casualty numbers, at all, from either side? haven't seen any over the last week of small arms/artillery fire.
weirdly tight information control from both sides on that particular piece of information.
This.
Except the Muslims were supposed to attack Russia, and when they turn on Israel be destroyed.
Russia befriended them, now its a shit show so the west must destabilise another way, though the Indian. We enriched India, and helped its people, now its enemies hate it, and will turn on it, and the new Indian, USA, UK Alliance from WW2 is back up and running my guys... here we go WW3
Both sides are claiming (some) civilians got hit, while India claims it only struck terrorists. No clue about verified military casualties.
Y’all niggas cheering for a fake news war. Clips from years ago are posted and y’all believe it.
WW3 wont stop me from raping you all
thats very polite to advise your enemy to get prepared before your attack. you just know when they meet on the battlefield they bring out a mega phone and give a 'good morning sirs, i hope you are well' before the bullets start flying
It's literally happening though. Fighting yesterday and again today. Hate to be that guy but there are booms live on Lookner's stream. 7AM in Kashmir.
I accidentally spilt a jack and coke on my computer yesterday so I don't really care. Burn it all
First war that exists as 99% AI generated propaganda. Fake videos. Fake stories. Fake war.
No explosion in sight just loud sounds. Agenda-free lad literally stopped talking when there was vehicle noise. Expecting it to be an explosion to hype it uo.
What do you expect to see? The presence of booms is indicative of artillery fire. The camera he has access to is just a stable livestream. Things are getting hit as we speak. But you can't expect a youtube livestreamer to be showing every hit. This isn't Gaza.
Kashmir and UK are about the same size. Consider that a random livestream he has access to in a town called Poonch, which you've never heard of, with population of half a million, is hearing
You could say shits about to go down
Not only are nukes real, they are extremely primitive compared to what is out there.
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The Prime Minister has called a meeting of the National Command Authority.
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The National Command Authority (NCA) is the authority responsible for safeguarding the national security of Pakistan through command, control and operational decisions regarding Pakistan's nuclear weapons programme.
PAKISTAN PRIME MINISTER CALLS MEETING OF NATIONAL COMMAND AUTHORITY
THEY CONTROL THE NUKES
Sea SAAARS
Nothing ever happens
nukes are extremely primitive
Fusion nukes are pretty advanced. Next step up would be maybe antimatter, which there's no practical way to produce or store in any significant quantity.
Do you think they'll wipe each other out?
Total poopclear annihilation
antimatter
?????????
Every Indian on Earth dying in nuclear hellfire would unironically improve the planet immensely, even considering all the fallout.
It will be like Bianco Hills covered in the brown paint like goop
India really does look like that.
Wouldn't an Anti matter bomb destroy everything?
Satan tried to build a nuke type weapon out of dark matter and detonate it in the place where everyone dreams and kill us all in our sleep but we used a time machine to kill him.
makes sense
Not India, the poo will make a safety layer.
No, anti matter is regularly used in the medical field. The benefit to an antimatter bomb is that the mass would be 100% converted to energy so there wouldnt need to be much for a big explosion (regular nukes are 2% efficient iirc). Ive ran the current numbers based on ways to create antimatter and prevent it from touching standard matter, and the price of an antimatter nuke equivalent to fat man on nagasaki is something like 1000000 times more expensive than thr entire manhattan project
Q predicted this. The Big Flush is happening.
a priori production? storage?
no, my friend
tandem warhead convergent detonation creating a particle accelerator MADE out of nuclear explosion, locally, over the target
antimatter produced on-demand 'between a rock and a hard place', annihilating instantly to boost yields to heretofore unthinkable tonnage
call me crazy, but you know this makes too much sense
That's why it's so hard to store. Can't let it touch the container.
What kind of soft cock homosexual poofter are you? You should yearn for war, the bigger the better. It is the only way to total Aryan victory. The Big Flush should only be the start of the cleansing.
Numerals confirm this is the conflict where nukes are used.