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Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

TYB and good evening anons.

Dany De lookin' good.

theres a fake thread up

ready those filters when they inevitably start spamming

Damn this bitch is HOT as FUCK I’m thinking of JACKING my COCK off

I’m CUMMING

Holy shit is this the fabled CIA nigger that Terry was talking about?

ty baker

mommy byrce, mousy salka, fat ass dyke puentes

this shit better be good

say hi to my family and my two kids

single mom?

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

fat ass dyke puentes

damn she hasn't been featured in forever

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Nigga heil hitler

Someone do the needful and post a stream

Who has a stream?

VLC | Media | Open Network Stream…
bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

This better be good. I've lost a lot of hit points this week.

We live boyzz!
Let's see some niggardly debauchery

He recently pled guilty. He was arrested for trying to delete the tape evidence. Kek.
justice.gov/usao-nv/pr/former-nye-county-captain-pleads-guilty-federal-civil-rights-violation-and-wire-fraud

welcome to on patrol just prior to air

Somebody needs to drive by an opl scene while blasting this full volume.

I do live in Lee County. I’ve never seen them filming though.

dan is not in the control room tonight

Dany is a QT3.14

hubba hubba

Hello, fellas. I've missed the prior three weekends of OPL. Anything major go down? Looks like White boys have been acting up more than usual.

piss anon?

I love to suck off cock

She is attractive but her useless answer about why she went into LE was a turnoff. It's "different," she said. So is working at McDonalds or delivering mail.

Is K9 officer Jill herman a male or a female?

Any nudes yet?

Sorry about Kamala's loss

good for you man, good for you!

i like peein outside too

Dan always cuts to whites even if an ethnic is making a bigger scene. It’s part of his (((culture)))

she showed butthole but i didn't catch it, sorry

I’m not piss anon but I love watching my fiancé piss and let her pee on me from time to time

Sure is a fucking boring start to the night

Is Dan filming in Hollywood Florida? Its a shithole.

looks like a jewess from the 80s

A telltale sign of molestation

Wtf first I hear Bryce and Addy show butthole and I miss it now this

how did you introduce this activity to your relationship?

my pizza arrived at least

Get this Mossad shit out of here

It’s a telltale sign of having a full bladder

I wasn’t molested. Just have a piss fetish.

officer shower cap is PISSED!

Just started after a drunken night in the shower then progressed from there. I love it. It’s hot.

officer attitude got one

This officer sounds a bit zesty.

nigger on the phone during traffic stop

guilty

The studio's in New York I think, they just seem to hand pick a random cop somewhere around the country if they can't get someone they follow on the show.

Molested. I like the pee pee.

How’s /opl/ going bros? I have it on the tv in the background while monitoring the India/Pakistan situation right now.

that's just officer sugar plum

This nigger bitch is retarded

Why are niggers always on the phone?

Interesting. Does she let you reciprocate?

He is pretty good at handling the mouthy locals

here comes the grocery receipt

so zesty

Heres your CVS sheet of tickets to weave into your dumbass hair

I ain't paying shit

Yeah sometimes. In the shower is a good time to test the waters if you’re curious about it. Most chicks are down.

sassy black man v. sassy black woman

We had a gay cop in my town that used to work at Baskin Robbins
We called him two scoops

i want to hear him vs serenity

ZEST OOOOOOVERLOOOOAD

women getting to the point

test the waters

Haha.

He is pretty good at handling the mouthy locals

Definitely.

He shut her down pretty quickly and demanded only the information that he required and didn't engage with the other shit she was talking. Others, like Corporal Carli Carr are fucking annoying and will engage in nonsensical arguments about shit that doesn't matter, just to escalate the situation for no reason.

I have a Geiger counter monitoring the situation

How can women let their body get to that point?

For me, it's not so much a fetish but the mutual freedom in a relationship to try what you each want. That's the way it should be.

Fried food tastes that good.

Pun intended

women

We have a lot of morbidly obese people here. I wonder the same thing. It’s well past the point of being a mild inconvenience.

If we got gay black cops and nobody thinks anything is wrong about that, at what point do we say we blew out MLK’s wildest expectations?

Why are they always lending their car to so many other fucking people for extended periods of time free of charge? You know how many times I've loaned my vehicle to someone for longer than an hour? Once ever. I know I'm a loner but holy shit I'm not just tossing the spare keys to an acquaintance that still lives with their mother and cannot afford their own car.

What are you anons dining on this evening? I was feeling fancy, so I had 3 hard boiled eggs and a can of Baja Blast Zero.

Our closet is connected to the master bath so she always walks by if she needs something from the closet and I’m taking a piss. And vice versa

As German it‘s fascinating that Amibros get their tickets as a receipt like that.

In Germany you just get a pile of mail.

there will always be a guy in the hood ready to fuck her so what's the point of worrying?

missed you guys

In Germany you just get a pile of mail.

In America, the police would have to determine what address the accused "stays at" rather than "lives at" for that to work.

here, you get mail from every lawyer within 120 miles.

welcome back anon!

it feels really hard for this guy to talk

In some States, you need to pay bail on the spot, in cash.

customchink.com

That is indeed fancy. I am excited becse tomorrow is Popeye's day.

POOPH is a cupric iodide aqueous solution that actually works on organic based odors

I love watching my fiancé piss and let her pee on me from time to time

The first time I saw Kween Serenity she was chatting to some delivery driver and she asked him what he had inside his cup and he said "pee."
Serenity then said "Oh hell nah" and walked away briskly.

All the Popeye's restaurants around me are fucking awful. Always out of half the menu, napkins and condiments. Though, if they actually ran it correctly, it would probably be one of the few fast food restaurants that's worth the money they're charging.

Fuck, I’m going to have to find a new one now

"Flem, go get em!"

almost hit

Not even close

Hey draw anon!

Nobody was talking to you.

In Mexico you can pay the cop right on the spot and your all done.

I know the struggle. The one closest to me always gets the order wrong. I drive a little further for the all white staffed Popeye's. Much better.

The Popeyes by me is a Haitian nigger ran shithole with bars on the window. I have a KFC a mile from my house but the food is terrible and way overpriced. I am cursed.

Lt. is going to take him into custody, no question

So they're full on arresting him for passing in a lane at the exit ramp?

Fuck off, nobody got hurt other than your feelings.

Hai frens. How you been?

I'm going to make some mac and cheese from scratch in like 30 mins probably.

the one I use has blacks at the counters and mexicans in the back
I always get 4-5 tenders when I order 3 and 7+ when I order 5
and they fill the paper bag with fries
8.5/10

Nice trips, and doing fine.

AW SHIT

I don't think it's a race thing. I think it's just part of the Popeye's experience to have low expectations. The Chick-fil-A in my town is operated by, and staff by Black people and runs like a machine, just like every other Chick-fil-A. I've always wondered how much money Popeye's is leaving on the table by not copying their workplace culture. Popeye's will have 3 customers at a time at dinner, whereas Chick-fil-A will have dozens.

Good :D

thats one fat bitch

She's a fucking barrel of fat with legs

Maybe her gravity field was causing the car to travel erratically.

imma put a hold on it til the tires dry rot

Ham planet.

I don't know who cah dat elz

why ya'll impounding it

That’s a good line right off the rip

tf u sposed 2 do when u see flashin lights fuck nigga? PULL THE FUCK OVA FUCK NIGGA!

He's getting off with no charges because they can't prove it was him driving

Interesting observation, I have never seen an all black staffed Chik-fil-A because I live in beaner occupied territory. BTW, the Popeye's I avoid is all beaners and the staff is young and just trying to flirt with the female staff. Hence the fucked up orders. The food is on point though, it just sucks having to thoroughly check every order, down to counting the pieces of chicken.

this nigga could have just SHUT THE FUCK UP and they couldn't have done anything

you can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride

Nah that's too easy, man.

Going to jail for a night and getting your car impounded is a pretty stiff punishment enough in the USA

this nigga could have just SHUT THE FUCK UP and they couldn't have done anything

unpossible

Some community members see that as a monthly or bi-monthly weekend.

not for nogs

If he was a slick talking jew, NOTHING would of happened to him

He keeps trying to sell them on his sick mom story

What's a BM? lol

Bowel movement.

las vegas looks like hell

Hello friend <3 How're you?

Ah sheeeit, do popeyes deliver?

Big Muthafuhka

tow that shit pussy

shit he's not even impounding the car

Forgot my doodle, luckily she got to keep her car so she can drive to Popeyes for a late night snack.

cop is showing gore to the fat lady

Do you think that'll ruin her appetite?

Muh keeds

They kill me with that shit.
I bet he's beat her fat ass many of times in front of that little niglet

Probably not.

Doing good fren

and the segments coming from there are shit

It'll just make her more hungry

Where is Bryce?

it's because of the tourism. las vegas would never allow dan to air the actual wild shit that goes down there.

soon

They're going to keep calling out spics until they find a negro

Do you think that'll ruin her appetite?

That is a scientific impossibility anon.

tom and jerry slick haired mother fucker is the drug kingpin, the blacks are his dealers

I have heard crazy stories from some friends that live in that shithole.

don't put me on film neither

camera man zooms in

God bless the cameraman

suspect was a black male

Yeah, no shit

Who is this smoke show?

Heh anons, what would your question to Dany be?

I live in the rich part of Vegas and it’s nice. This show is almost entirely in the east side which is a hellhole

racoon in former life most probabely

Thigh jobs, butt jobs, or a titty fuck?

just found out weird talk guy in clayton county is german and that is his first language. does he have some kind of nigger fetish or something?

Nah, she's hungrier now.

Future OnlyFans model

Whoops. Meant for

No it’s just too early for Vegas. And they won’t do the strip because of the congestion and the casinos wouldn’t allow it.

where do you want me to cum?

the video for the first triple play
youtu.be/L4QWQiMrGOo

what would you say you do here?

FUCK YOU DAN I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.

Hey there he's a Danny too

Would you like to go fishing with us missey?

Those greasy spics lied through their teeth that no niggers were in their yard. Yet here we are.

Josh was a helping hand

He also is pending a case

Who called that guy was already in trouble

cool, we showed up after the show was over, great job dan

Where that gun was?

What a cushy job. At whims you can set morons free or keep the animals caged. If you free the wrong person nothing happens to them. If they incarcerate the wrong person nothing happens. Yeah I know they're all semi-retired attorneys but they're not doing anything other than filling out retarded forms for retards with IQs lower than room temp but you just know thats a $100k/year job basically hearing how felons have keeds and boutta turn they life around.

where that gun was?

How often do you wash your underwear?

What percentage of Black motorists they stop don't have illegal weapons? Less than 10%? How can one watch this and not look at certain drivers differently?

Someone catch that coon with the pipe.

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

Of course, it's a coon.

Pet raccoon?

Holy shit dude, I wash and wax my truck, always concerned about doing a decent job and saving money for retirement, and here are some peopel driving a hyundai with lattice and mesh windows, meth coons, meth, and getting arrested several times a year. Man, sometimes I think I'd be happier even dumber than I already am and just content being poor as shit.

that car is a disaster. disgusting

Should just light that shit on fire

My state would have seized and killed the raccoon. They love killing wild animal pets.

I wanna drive a porch

Don't you mean a 'Porsche?'

No, I wanna drive a porch

she's not shy with her mouth

he was WEIRD

That was a term in common lexicon for like 38 seconds when it tried to describe stuff that you just don't like.

He hurt muh spirit

this makes me think she mudsharks

Absolute smoke show on tonight. Dan is finally getting the message that hot females get eyes glued to the screen.

How many deputies do these counties even have?

i do not like the way he made my spirit feel

thats a new one

She took dirt from the yard of a house she is trying to acquire through prayer? wtf.

If she kissed a gator maybe I have a chance?

Her teeth are too white
I dunno why but I don't trust people who have perfect teeth

literal schizo nigger

implants

youtube.com/watch?v=QHQ7bt5LBj8

Kek

manifest

schizo

This manifesting preaching is a little disconcerting. Sounds like coveting to me.

Black women all believe in some hoodoo bullshit
Bunch of superstitious schizos.

Dany vs Michele wood when?

Who is that Stimpy guy on the GovX commercials? Are we supposed to know who he is?

stiopic?

Bunch of superstitious schizos.

Somebody really should tell them it's bad luck to be superstitious.

How do you like your eggs?

He's an MMA has-been

Have there been any white people or normal looking blacks on the show yet tonight?

/ourgirl/. Nothing new on insta today. I checked at 6pm.

who is this prostitute?

QRD on this video?

Apparently it was a Jap porno response to this.

heheheheheh FIRE heheheheh

drives right over the fuckin special expensive hose

lmao what a moron

that's just german steve

This nigga over here burning bees!

160 dollars for driving over a hose

Really?

German Steve doesn't give a fuck

There's a law for everything.

What's his name

Steve

...

German Steve

Oh

Oh!

sensitive ass FF

HOLY

This lady cop is fucking stacked!

oh shit puentes got a haircut

oh no, I'm going to jail, and I'm a fat nigger.

Not as stacked as this nigger who got pulled over

What happened to that amazonian with the New Zealand accent?

i kinda wanna touch em just to see

I DISLIKE dan, I AM ANGRY AT dan, I HOPE SOMEBODY HITS dan,

Damp rid is a complete scam. It’s single use trash. If you need it at all you should get a dehumidifier. You can probably get by with keeping windows open and using a fan.

Who the fuck is this GILF?

dehumidifiers cost a lot more money and use electricity. Its a product thats cheaper in the short run for poor people.

Anyone got pics of that deputy with those giant thicc watermelon thighs?

Hellen Millen or something like that

Ohh Helen Mirren?

Helen Mirren
nice try

Ah, yes that's her name.

more specific

Sucks that she's not on tonight.

sergeaaaaaaaaaaaant i'm stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Nice

Nothing like a good butt

i dont think i've seen more obese blacks in one episode before

She's too much woman for you, boys

Here you go, anon.

tit to gut ratio busted

WOULD!

you probably did but not as many

If I were drunk, in the army and especially lonely I might do it, but only if my buddies dare me to

Did she lay her weave over her bald spots and draw on whispy things on her forehead to appear less bald?

HOLY

Did you call me 'proportionally a dresser?'

No, I said primary aggressor

It's called baby hairs and it's used to cover the weave inserts into their scalp

If there weren't as many, then he wouldn't have seen as many in one episode. So he hasn't.
Those wispy bits are in fact hair

Since when is Daytona Beach in Nevada?

imagine the noises and smells and all the juices that would flow off them

pass the pipe racoon im unzipping

She looks like she would get tired while you fucked her on her back

kind of would

t. lozano

new bread