HOW IS THIS LEGAL IN AMERICA???

Strong? We've been bulking for the upcoming apocalypse, we'll live for years off our stored reserves whilst you wither and become our 51st state.

liquidsmoke

shittt.. the type of shit bladee sippin

oh, it's just a canadian. move along folks.

its just a retarded level of break down, none of it is all that crazy buy they do dumb shit like list batter, than all the ingredients like baking powder, which is normal, then list the 6 ingredients of common baking powder

I am strong and healthy because I eat properly.

Being weak and fat is not optimal, fat boy.

Mega cope

that's a lot of ingredients! my food consists of the following:
ground beef, butter, grapes, banana, salt, pepper, potato, eggs, milk

HOW IS THIS LEGAL IN AMERICA

Jews brought them here on boats. Hope this helps

Oh christ I had almost forgotten about this cursed food. I grew up in Miami and every gathering had to have at least one tray of these god-awful things. Always the last thing anyone would eat

ahahahahahah

Holy shit you are dumb.

That list of ingredients is too fucking long.

The apocalypse is just people worrying that they won't get to buy a bunch of shit at Walmart. That's why they bury a store underground so they can keep it going in the worst case scenario. The fear died with the death of Black Friday.

not a fan of potato croquettes proabably wouldn't be a fan of those either honestly

I am trying to lose weight and I realized everything has a fucking thousand calories.
A slice of pizza is over 500 calories, even fucking broccoli has like a hundred calories, how the fuck does people lose weight?

Vegeta BLE oil

sheeeeit dat some supa saiyan oil ?

I dunno man I think they have to like name every molecule in a thing even if its a normal thing like flour or whatever. We've 100% given up on trying to avoid chemicals because its literally impossible unless you hunt and grow food at home.

That's a lot of processed food. Protip: "Natural Flavors" is code for dirt and insects that they couldn't wash off of the fruits/veggies

I’ve been working out since March 1st and dropped 35 lbs. I stopped eating anything sold in the middle of the supermarket. My farts smell like broccoli and cauliflower having sex in a hot car.

stop eating heavily processed shit for starters

And yet shitskin goycattle like (you) still consoom it.

You will starve in a fortnight, I will only become leaner and stronger, you have no idea the muscle mass I've built up to carry my reserves around, I'm like a firefighter in full gear carrying you on my shoulders out of a butning building but when we get outside I get to drop you and shed my gear whilst you gasp for oxygen

water product

please explain, thanks

hacked the mainframe sending you the source code right now. Golem of liberty executing in tminus

rehydrated water, they can't legally call it simply water anymore.

anybody in south Florida wanna hang out

rehydrated water

rehydrated

What???

kek

how the fuck does people lose weight?

Stop eating carbohydrates/goyfeed.

is syrup good for you?

Most of it’s natural, just sounds scary because they use the scientific names. There’s probably some dye and artificial flavor, which I wish they wouldn’t use

its water that turned into ice and then turned back into water you retards

brine

keto diet

1. carb type food like pasta and bread are very calorie dense
2. switching off carb also switches your metabolism to ketosis which is more efficient and healthier than metabolizing carbs

the downside is you have to eat meat, veggies and nuts pretty much exclusively. No chips, pop, sandwiches, burgers, pasta, chocolate bars, pizza, etc. etc.

Just eat the hydrolyzed onions protein, autolyzed yeast extract, stearoyl lacylate, and thiamine mononitrate you fucking chudcel it's perfectly natural

I learned to use the word "melt/melted", but I'm sure calling it rehydrated makes sense to you.

This at least makes more sense, thanks.

Just gotta eat less. I eat the worst shit imaginable, but just one meal a day, maybe a bit of leftovers if I feel too hungry.

omad

one meal a day. about 12-1500 calories. rice, chicken, vegetables whatever. don't listen to keto fags. buckle up you're gonna be hungry. deal with it.

If you're doing that you're practically doing keto, retard

cook your own food fatzo

I need to move to the country so I can grow my own chickens

Get a Publix sub next time Florida bro

They're actually saying they have no idea what is in that shit because they used all the shit that was on the floor and walls of a large food processing plant that was being shut down for cleaning.

I half ass looked those up and found

onion

yeast

some derivative (not natural)

literally fucking vitamin B

Look it’s never going to be healthy buying premade shit that lasts a week out of the fridge, but everyone knows that

YOU THINK YOUR CHARM QUARKS SCARE ME? I EAT CHARM QUARKS ALL DAY

Them white people do season their food ainit?

IS THIS EVEN FOOD??

Nope. But mutts don't care.

They just want to consoom and then be shocked when they end up with a bunch of mysterious illnesses.

took picrel myself

vegetable oil

cottonseed oil

why though

Why would you put money in this shit?

eat more carbs (fruits/veggies) and less goyfeed (fatty meat,butter,cheese)

peanuts

tree nuts

huh

Peanut is s Legume not a tree nut so they have to note the difference.

The oil used to cook it could be any or all of those oils.

its one funny thing that Euros complain about US foods, is that in the US they have to list everything that goes into a product. Which has its advantages because you can then find products you want to buy that have much shorter ingredients lists.

Post body

this is actually true, but doesn't discount the fact of foods being over processed and filled with crap

t. Chef

, is that in the US they have to list everything that goes into a product.

Same as they do in the EU, enough of your cope.

go and drink your butter coffee now ketolard. Gotta lose that 10 lbs in water weight before your next binge. Ta ta

$4.11 at publix

You're eating leftovers from the real food you dumbass. They'd rather sell it than toss it in the dumpster, and you bought it.
Try the fresher better products in the deli. If you're buying anything made by a grocery store under $6, it's scraps from the deli.

I'll never understand you retards. It's listing everything in there with details instead of just saying "bread" like retarded EU cucks do.

They list everything in the EU too.
You would never know, you haven't got a Passport and probably never leave your moms basement.

You sound like you don't exercise at all.

Start walking every day (30 minutes to an hour)
Lift weights every other day, work mainly on upper body to start as your walking will help with the legs for a while.

For meals aim for a 16/8 or 18/6 Intermediate fast, So you only eat for a 8 or 6 hour window and then don't eat for 16 or 18 hours.

Aim for ~1500 calories a day, mainly go for meat for high protein and good fat.

My 6 hour meal plan every day was
Breakfast - Protein shake ~160 cal
Snack - Dried Fruit+nuts ~100 cal
Snack - Dried Fruit+nuts ~100 cal
after 1 hour walk/jog Protein shake ~160 cal
Dinner ~920 cal

On days a weight lift I drink a 3rd shake,

For the dinners I rotated between
Pork-o coated Porkchops, which were airfried
Baha Fish tacos, (Low carb tortillas)
Chili
Chicken ala king over Cauliflower Rice
Beef and Broccoli over Cauliflower Rice
kung pao chicken over Cauliflower Rice

6' 4" started at 285 lbs and ended up 207 lbs after ~10 months.

They list everything in the EU too.

They list more in the EU.

It's been the shill line for 10+ years running that "American food labeling laws are just more stringent, bro"

meanwhile, LOOK at the average mutt. UTILIZE YOUR OWN TWO EYEBALLS AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

One would think sourcing and mixing all that shit would actually be more cumbersome and ineffective than using actually the normal ingredients.

This is why we don't let your shitty beef into our cuntry

25% weight is added ingredients

the other 75 percent is "ham water product"

thats nigger chow

One would think sourcing and mixing all that shit would actually be more cumbersome and ineffective than using actually the normal ingredients.

The explicit goal is a population of sickly, diseased mutants.

Sick and obese patients can't revolt and they benefit the for-profit healthcare industry immensely. Why do you think America is the only country where processed junk is cheaper than vegetables?

The lunula on that persons thumb is gigantic

You are scrawny as fuck lmao

Stop eating red meat and you can be a skinnyfat faggot like me!

That actually sounds like a Dutch word.

post body

a rope inhibitor

wtf

save us, pierre

even fucking broccoli has like a hundred calories

you dont know anything about food or dieting obviously

uhh yeah im good

I am significantly bigger and leaner than you though

you're a filthy rat faced kike.

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

It's not food. It's an edible caloric foodsfuff replica.

settle down girls. neither of you are pro athletes like my uzbeki cute

If what you eat is a pure whole food like broccoli rice chicken it's probably not going to make you fat. You've never met somebody that got fat on broccoli or baked potatoes it's the convenient junk fried food and sweets. Don't overthink it just aim to be a little hungry by the end of the day and stay high protein low carb plenty of water get to bed on time so you don't fiend for calories at 10pm. Eat a bowl of oats if you're starving it will settle your stomach with barely any calories.

cope

why is noone buying american food?

Grocer: The ham croquettes are cursed
American: Ooh, that’s bad
Grocer: But they come with different sauces
American: Ooh, that’s good
Grocer: The sauces contain potassium benzoate
American: *blank stare*
Grocer: That’s bad

It always makes me laugh when some redundant opinion like this gets thrown around.

rice broccoli and chicken!

None of you fucking morons understand what it means to eat properly, stop giving out garbage advice.

If you want to know what to eat, eat high quality grass fed/finished red meat, high quality grass fed/finished organ meats (heart,liver,kidney,etc), drink bone broth regularly (that you make yourself)

Vegetables need to be tested with the elimination diet, because every body has its own epigenetic mutagenic factors that make certain foods inflammatory or digestible.

Vegetables are full of anti-nutrients, and the cell wall of vegetables is very hard to break down. Every single vegetable you buy in the store has been modified over thousands of years from its wild version, meaning they are man made.

If I was a fat boy, the first thing I would be looking at would be the carnivore diet, and I would only reintroduce carbs once the inflammation from all the goyslop was removed.

There are other variables to mention, like parasitic infestation, micronutrient imbalances (which can only be fixed with supplementation, because we take in far too many toxins in todays world).

If you aren't taking iodine regularly you aren't even a neophyte in health. Start off with megadosing it, because iodine energizes everything, and it will energize the parasites and critters in your body, you need a dose high enough to kill them.

You could look in to ivermectin/fenbendazole as well(i would).

Once you normies realize the food is being poisoned on purpose, which includes the so called "whole foods" you are suggesting, you can begin to actually pursue health.

The animals you are fed through your pig troughs (grocery stores) are highly diseased and unhealthy.

No seeds of any kind. Grass fed/finished beef tallow instead of oil. No gluten. No dairy. No eggs. No beans/legumes. No nuts.

Meat/Organs/Fat and reintroduce carbs very slowly and carefully.(No gluten)

morbidly obese ketoschizo: speaks

Just ignore that he got all the boosters.

bleached flour

sneed oils

carcinogenic processed meat

corn syrup

artificial flavors

people who make food like this should be shot in the face a few times

The brown hand reallies ties the picture together

Literally eating meds by now

do the diet warned by: every scientist across the entire planet to cause heart disease

get heart disease

...
???

thuh vaxsines durrrrr

none of it is all that crazy

?!

buy they do dumb shit like list batter, than all the ingredients like baking powder, which is normal,

What the FUCK is "baking powder"???
No that’s not "normal" it literally doesn’t even exist

then list the 6 ingredients of common baking powder

"COMMON" baking powder??? There’s several types?

He also took steroids. But anyway what do you eat to avoid this? Oatz?

A slice of pizza is over 500 calories, even fucking broccoli has like a hundred calories, how the fuck does people lose weight?

My brain consumes 4000 calories a day
That helps

Actually harder not to starve for me, I need to constantly force feed myself

You don't load yourself up with the fattiest, cholesterol rich foods as the staple of your diet. You avoid schizophrenia by eating vegetables, whole grains (organic because glyphosate), fruits, lean proteins (beans, lentils, peas, chicken breast, fish, greek yogurt, etc.).

It's as simple as avoiding processed garbage. Anyone who tries to sell you an off-the-walls meme diet is a fucking retard with mental illness out the ass or an industry shill.

JUST. BE. FUCKING. NORMAL.

Why did they list the same ingredients 40 times?

wheat wheat wheat wheat sugar sugar wheat yeast yeast yeast yeast sugar wheat wheat

youre a brainlet if youre afraid of any of those things.

25% of weight is added ingredients

to be fair, the entirety of the food, the whole 100% of it is added ingredients. it didnt exist at all before it was made.

100% of weight is ingredients

sugar, sugar and more sugar

It literally says "sugar" 4 or more times, holy shit what a death wish cocktail

be normal

But this is Anon Babble. I am gonna try eating raw animal organs like brain and drinking raw pigs blood.