/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE fire EDITION

how not to get your ass kicked by the police

Turn that shit off.

Sir this is a felony traffic stop, turn your fucking music off. Turn your car off. Get off your phone.

Stop shitting up every thread with this shit

When are we getting on patrol:hot bitches edition?

Litigation against an officer, especially if it's something minor like a few cuts and bruises (as opposed to maiming or killing the victim) usually takes a few years.

i hope they leave their bodycams on haha

It was a funny moment in Live PD history.

Using window tint as a pretext to search is the epitome of bullshit.

Just don't put on illegal window tint?

Looks like she's carrying triplets in her womb

Good evening frens.

Sticks of weed and he fits a profile. Its not illegal to profile.

Yeah!!!

Sucks teeth

"C'mon, mange"

I sent you the info in the last thread. Faggot.

baby daddy

Why are these people so trash?

the cameraman didn't shoot the cat

imagine having a network of trailer park slampigs ready to give you their wombs, houses, cars, etc and all she knows is you go by 'Red'.

Window tint shouldn't even be illegal, thoughbeit. It's a law that exists only to give cops the pretext to pull over a car that is otherwise abiding by all other traffic laws. It's literally bullshit.

Hows it been tonight fellas

they are persecuting her because the dad is white

Hello Friend

leather pants

Those things don’t breathe. At all. Probably smells like death.

this black is threatening this woman with unconstitutional shit

Theres been more fat people on the show tonight than at half-off night at Golden Corral.

This black cop is cold blooded.

Thot patrol live

Not too bad, honestly. Dan brought on some buxom cop from one of the shittier places in south Florida snd there have been lots and lots of fat people.

This white trash woman should've kept her mouth shut except for the word "lawyer." NEVER TALK TO COPS!!

It used to be a primary offense in Virginia, as in they could pull you over just for tint. They made it a secondary offense in 2020 because it was supposedly being used incorrectly as a pretext to only stop people in Black areas.

show started off with a public pissing complaint, we thought you got jammed up

Damn the weekend I'm working late it's not absolute trash. :(

A girl like this was the reason my grandparents' neighbors in Holland in the 1940s pumped out 11 kids per household. And I would too

Yes, I think Dan owes a thot patrol special, considering how shit the winter season was this past year.

squads of murderous aggressive cops that are dreadlock niggers and neuortic schizophrenic jews now show up to your home

threatening to shoot you and take you away from your "keedz"

welcome to numerica

dont forget to keep paying all your taxes like a good lil tax cattle goyim

I've noticed that in the past few segments with him, he likes to get really mouthy and condescending while the other cops just awkwardly stand there waiting for him to hurry up and finish.

I have had people with illegal window tints try to wave to me as a means of communication and I literally can’t see it unless the sun is directly behind them or if they invariably get frustrated and roll down the window to yell.

i would drag my anus through miles of broken glass to shove my face into her post daiquiri sharts

Not funny enough to be brought up in every single thread.

Shut up, retard. She can't afford a lawyer.

I vowed not to work late on Friday and Saturday after missing Addy and Bryce butthole.

Who else uses that shit? Always some excuse.

yeah the death of quadrillions of semen getting blasted into a tissue right now

The black cop looks like something from the gta vi trailer

I have my windows tinted darker than legally allowed mainly due to how fucking bright headlights are now. It keeps me from being blinded by my side view mirrors.

Nigga don't play. Probably hates niggers, too.

anon get off the computer

we finna go to red lobster for the endless shrimp

y-yes dear

It's future me.

Is there a tv somewhere outside?

I wish I had control of my schedule again :'(

Just tuning in now. Anything of note happen yet tonight?

this guy has a different understanding of comfy

He looks comfy enough.

comfy

4 BABY DADDIES.

4 kids with 5 baby daddies

What?

5 kids

4 baby daddies

dan loves this woman

I got 5 kids and 4 baby daddies

5 keeds wit 4 baby daddy

Why is this legal?

big fat niggers, big fat niggers everywhere

Dan brought in a smoke show stripper for the boys in the studio. Of course, he cuts to a break during her best dance routine.

5 kids and 4 baby daddies

GRIM

five kids

four baby daddies

What a worthless creature.

a BETTER understanding

w-which one of them didn't impregnate her?

Using the term baby daddy/momma should result in getting your skull caved in

muh keedz
get to breeding, anons

And…? That shouldn't make it a crime.

She's the Kanker sister's long absent mom.

I wish I had saved the SeafoodOnAirplane.png

Chances of any of those kids being white?

Probably a incident of splash conception and two men agreeing to be co-daddies.

I didn’t say it should or it shouldn’t. Just my personal experience with it hampering visibility.

zero

5%... simps will fuck anything

curtis as our resident mooncricket what's going on down there in south carolina?

wtf dan

4 kids and 5 baby daddies

INTRIGUING

Every fattie, black or white, that you see in public is having sex. It is depressing. Imagine the smell.

Salka has a booty as well.

Every fattie, black or white, that you see in public is having sex.

correct
the simp problem is very stinky

Woah who is this cutie in studio

second triple play

I was just about to go sleep

Mommy cops milkers are likely fake unfortunately

I hate how much of a city slicker Dan is.

they all do, except zogman

They 'coons there, too?

SeafoodOnAirplane.png

She'd give strong children.

that big of a frame

hank hill ass

what the hell, that sucks

I already impregnated two girls

one had a nuclear meltdown when she got pregnant and aborted it, then cut contact

the other grew up in an adopted christian rainbow family, but gave me chlamydia because she was sleeping with every man that messaged her

tried to claim I got her pregnant, I blocked her, she moved back to Michigan to live with her rich adoptive parents

the next girlfriend had a fucking complex about getting pregnant to the point where she cried at the very idea of maybe having kids 20 years from now when we're both financially stable, and broke up with me later because I never agreed with her

It's all so tiresome

imagine getting hit in the head with a lobster right before you explode because another dei helicopter pilot crashed into you

A couple of kids would put the fat in the right places

That is the one! You Da Man!

she cried at the very idea of maybe having kids 20 years from now when we're both financially stable,

Who the fuck thinks that's a good idea?

My last two long term relationships came out as gay. I don’t even know if I am fertile from medical treatment when I was younger. I also dumped my sperm sample because I didn’t want to pay for it. I’m the oldest sibling and sit at the kids table for the holidays while my younger siblings and in laws sit at the big one. That’s my reproductive history.

onemileatatime.com/insights/viral-airplane-seafood-pictures/

i guess try a non-white next time
or get into obese bitches
also kek at modern christianity, especially adoption

or perhaps he's wondering where the pain went

Well the idea of having kids now was even more verboten than that alternative. She was truly one of the dumbest women I've ever met. Which, conversely made me more attracted to her, because I love dumb women, but oh man what a fucking mess

medical treatment when I was younger

what happened there?

onemileatatime.com/insights/viral-airplane-seafood-pictures/

Kek, thanks anon

Wesconsin

spirit airlines

you'll never catch me

leaves a literal trail

dumb women

oxymoron
they're all the same
but i suppose u mean really, really dumbtarded women

is that oil getting into the intake?

Why don't they just do this every time someone flees?

floors it to blow up the car

unfathomably based

Smart women are over rated

nice pussy

but i suppose u mean really, really dumbtarded women

Bingo. The only smart woman I've ever met was half jewish, emotionally neurotic and legitimately nuts. If she weren't half jewish I would have stalked her like an Indian until I went to jail. She had an hourglass figure that would make a greek statue carver weep. God I would have committed crimes to dive into that hairy clam.

IT'S OVER, YOU IDIOT. GET OUT OF THE CAR

it's over you idiot

is this the funniest segment they've ever shown us?

weekly reminder that Dan Abrams is a faggot

Just radiation and chemo. It can cause sterility. Sometimes it comes back, sometimes it doesn’t.

Help me

Help me I'm s-s-stuck

Topkek, cops are losing their patience and professionalism

(((Breutzmann)))

roleplay sex with a female cop must be incomprehensibly erotic

i glory in Mississippi's star!

but before i would see it dishonored i would tear it from it's place, to be set on the perilous ridge of battle as a sign around which her bravest and best shall meet the harvest home of death

god i love how people used to speak
t. reading civil war history by shelby foote

Yule-Zogman seems like a conflict of interest

god i'm glad i don't have that problem
no matter how good their tits are, their hair, facial appearance and personality keeps me far away

Pinning the weasel vibes

that sucks man
u had cancer when u were young?

It's sad how stilted our vocabulary has become.

If this decay hadn't happened we wouldn't have the Zegrid OTC commercial.

did they release this bodycam footage yet?

I wasn’t super young I was in my teens.

Didn't she end up going to work for some private security company doing the same shit right away?

I wish

I could go for a good slampig right now.

Fuck the police nigger

Good question. i also wonder what the follow up was.

white teenage cocaine enthusiasts

what year was this filmed in

ph, the dog alerted, what a fucking surprise

dog

Kek. You just know

I vaguely recall she dyed her hair really dark, posted a few selfies, and the internet found out she was working for security or a school or something? She was a turbo whore and picked a very public job I guess.

i asked for cocaine

doggies like to randomly sit. who knew

a school

What kind of school would hire her?

if I hand you a hotdog and tell you it's a cheeseburger...

It's not like Whole Foods sells smack.

the one the girl who asked for cocaine goes to

Bro I don't know what happened to her go find out yourself

on god breh, literally doe

They just train the dogs to sit down after 20 seconds, don't they.

she also won a 500k suit as the victim or did u leave that out for redundancy?

Did you guys know theres a website/facebook group called Are We Dating The Same Guy?
Millions of members where women compare and talk shit about men.

I'm never going to get a gf so this doesn't affect me personally.

They would immediately ban

Has she dated a nigger?

Maybe this can be on next weeks triple play
reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1kiwiso/comment/mrihh72/

CoalFax? They already did

Hi girlies <3

Did you date Sneed?

He was formerly Chuck

Redit is a god damn cancer.
It’s a shame, would be helpful

Deadnaming Sneed.

Fuck and Suck.

or did u leave that out for redundancy?

I didn't remember that part. Not sure it was a redundancy either.

i would prefer that dan did not air segments where the cameras show up late

BOLO for my nuts, Dan

This is what infuriated me most. If you want to slut around in your department that’s your business even though it’s grossly unbecoming and highly unlikely it won’t interfere with your ability to execute your duties but to claim abuse and grooming after you got caught, and to take half a mil in tax money as a settlement, is beyond insane.

Stupid old unaware bitch got in the way

it really needs to be tested and supreme courted. I could train a dog to do anything.

Ballsy nigger

lies flat on the ground for ten minutes

Satan checked

"S"edric

Did we go to Richland at all this episode?

never relax.

dang

Witnessed

W000AH

Amazin'

God DAMN!!!

Das it mang
Kino, thanks for the webm

extendo mag

glock switch

where's the draco, give me the trifecta

checked

atf will never bust a nigger with a switch

Good night all

It's over

Goodnight friends

checkception

reminder to watch out for that old soviet satellite expected to drop in the next 5 hours
It was designed to decent to Venus which has a much thicker atmosphere so it could survive reentry
youtube.com/watch?v=MXbMHHvaiJo

Drop where?

neat

somewhere in yellow

rolling to collect some soviet artifacts

everywhere but russia

well played

Officer CVS here.

it's happened before en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korabl-Sputnik_1

very cool