We did it. We beat global warming!

We did it. We beat global warming!

What the hell is going on!!!??

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proofs?

It was all the extra co2 we burned. We burned right through the icky kind and into the yummy kind.

no, you

2000

oh vey its getting too hot, pay me for protection

2025

oh vey its getting too cold, pay me for protection

I feel like this isn’t the first time but I’m probably thinking about the arctic . All the chemtrailing Im sure is contributing

there are gains, but its still far lower than it was

More ice should mean more flooding if you are a sane person and understand that water expands when it freezes

It's so disappointing that ppl on this basketweaving site can't accept climate change because they don't like the policies proposed to mitigate it

Cope.
There is no beach front property happening. There is no mass flooding.
Your hollywood bullshit theory turned out to be as fake as the age of girls producers sit on a casting couch.

Climate shills pushing for cutting our own limbs off to "combat climate change" are fucking retards. Emissions were still above supposed target rates during global lockdowns. If climate faggots want me to take them seriously they should instead focus on how humans can adapt to changing temperatures rather than some retarded wild goose chase of emissions slashing.

Tarrifs did this, unironically kek

didn't the "experts" say we were not meeting our goals and we were headed to disasster or something? SCIENCE WTF is going onnnnnn??????????

Now read the paper being cynically used by the post (as always)

I'm 100% open to climate change, but the evidence simply isn't there to conclude that most of the warming was done by us.

only retards believe humans can effect the global climate.
it's like thinking if everyone pissed in the ocean it would turn yellow, no concept of how utterly insignificant we are.

Experts are paid to speak.
Science says that if you pour enough CO2 into the atmosphere, the Sahara and the Outback will be reforested and turn green.
Science also says that when that happens, the global average temperature will decrease by 5-10 degrees celcius just because the two are enormous statistical outliers as it is that push the average up.
In other words, CO2 cools the planet down.

We've had climate change policies for what, 30 years or more?

Tell me, how much have they mitigated?

I was not ready for those feels tonight

So you don't want to cut emissions, but you admit that the world is rapidly warming due to said emissions, correct? or are you still denying reality

Honestly I just stopped caring.
If people want to go "Not my problem" and kill their lungs and be unable to ever see the stars for corporate overlords, fine. Guess that's not my problem either.

that's real retard shit but I do believe we grossly underestimate the natural climates ability to right itself. Shit there are even new plastic eating lifeforms appearing to manage some of our "permanent" waste.

My rabbi told me so

I think climate change is happening but isn't caused by humans. I think that even if you believe that it is caused by humans you are a complete fool if you still believe that emissions can reduced to a level that would stop it. Focusing on adaptation techniques is the answer either way.

Did I say that the policies have been successful? Some countries have lowered emissions per capita, but the point was the right should be proposing its own policies rather than attempting to deny what most of the world has accepted.

Global warming is a scam and a cult like scientology

I mean just look at Al Gore, that should have clued you in

It is certainly caused by humans. Some countries have lowered emissions.

Well then, this is quite shocking. You see the last year I was consider my impacts on the environment and in particular the emissions my body was outputting. I decided then and there to no longer partake in any form of flatulence. Not for humour, pain relief, pooping, what ever. I decided enough was enough. It has been a journey, initially things went smoothly then one day I had an off brand protein bar. I was put in hospital by that bout of gas. Not for the first time, but this time I learnt of their methods, they pushed my stomach, bent me in positions inhumane. All while I tensed my butthole tight, I was committed to not ruining this planet no more. I have been back 65 times now, we came to a compromise and they just give me a pill and send me on my way. Anyway I digress, it's good to see my efforts were not in vein. I hope the little penguins enjoy the extra space that I have gifted them this year. And don't worry anons, I don't ill never pass gas again. I am committed to saving this planet and surely, if some of you join me the changes we could make would be collosal.

It's so disappointing that ppl on this basketweaving site can't accept climate change because they don't like the policies proposed to mitigate it

it so disappointing that non sciemtists like you try and lecture me about science. There is no man made glonal warming. There is natural global warming and you're an idiot.

So you admit those policies have done nothing, yet continuing to kneecap industry is the way forward?

The republican argument is simply that we're not the primary cause.

stfu china nobody cares about your fake 'optics'
Three gorges dam has done more damage to the environment than any fucking thing

global warming

You didn't get the update? It's "climate change" now

lowered emissions

Nowhere near the level that they'd need to be according to scientific models. You stupid faggots can't get it through your heads that it wasn't even near that during the lockdowns. It is not politically possible to lower emissions to the level they'd supposedly need to be as it would mean just handing the future to countries who refuse to.

I sorted my trash for fucking years. This great sacrifice hasn't been in vain!

Mother Earth was anticipating the great poo war to maintain the balance.

The republican argument is simply that we're not the primary cause

That's an incredibly retarded sentiment to hold.
Humanity's effect on the planet is large and noticeable even without the meme idea of biblical floods occurring. Fuck, we all noticed it during the lockdowns when humanity was forced to fuck-off.
Large sea life returned to Venice, you could actually see the clear open sky in urban areas, the air quality went up, less fucking smog.
The reason Republicans go "We're not the primary cause" is because their ideal is America becoming China. They want factories on every square foot of land and people making barely enough to get by so they can maximize profits, they just can't say that part out loud.

your next mission if you choose to accept it; prevent the next pope from being the person who got butt fucked as a kid and butt fucked kids the most out of everyone

but we were told we're past the point of no return and all ice will melt now. climate shills are now doing meetings to figure out damage control. wonder if they going to claim Gretta and NO OIL protesters did a great job and reversed climate change. anyone taking science faggots seriously after this deserves to be MAID'ed

We beat global warming!

Time for the doom and gloom of global cooling. We done fucked up.

Next goal is to beat judaism.

We need to stop climate change

Ok we'll have less kids

noooooooooooo not like that

your must live in a nigger-ville. I'v never had a smog problem. Sounds more like your problem is living like rats ontop of eaching in actualy shit covered streets.
dumb ass retard. Its people like you have actually never done a singe thing in life other then be retarded think this stupid. Again tell me how the coast line was gonne rise by 2000s. Let me find that 80's clip...
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Large sea life returned to Venice

no watercrafts

you could actually see the clear open sky in urban areas, the air quality went up, less fucking smog.

Literally nothing to do with Co2, certainly not on a global scale. Someone already mentioned it before, but even with lockdown, the amount of Co2 increase still wasn't even close to being depressed enough to stop the supposed runaway effect. Do you not get that through your thick fucking skull? Humans would have to stop our output but a SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER AMOUNT that what happened during lockdown, IN PERPETUITY, to avoid a runaway effect (if it's assumed that it's caused by humans).

Why the fuck don't retards like you understand?

For most of the planet's history there was no antarctic ice.

it will happen when the weather cools

as somone who grew up on the lie that the icecaps were going to have melted by now, its nice to see I was wrong.

just trust me bro, nothing humanity could ever do could make the planet worse, now let me talk down to you about all these talking points given to me by guys that hold stocks in megacorporations

Ah-huh

i cant wait to live in the world of "the day after tomarrow"

acid rain

new ice age

El Nino

El Nina

Global Warming

Climate Change

Oy vey! The goyim are noticing our hypocrisy and don’t want to pay for any more fake and gsy EPA bullshit! Quick! Gaslight them and make them feel bad for (((destroying))) the earth for future generations!

at this point its almost like a doomsday cult that keeps shifting the goal posts.

Okay show me the bigges C02 producing nations.
Oh its fucking pajeets

It's way colder than it should be for this time of the year, even here.
Ice age incoming.

So when do I get cheaper electricity and fuel?

ice is starting to move, soon ice caps will rapidly change its position

You're a retard for talking about climate change without recognizing and also talking about humans have no effect when compared to milankovitch cycles.