ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

An out-of-control Soviet satellite is expected to smash into the Earth today - but scientists don't know where.

The spacecraft was meant to go to Venus, but it never made it to the planet and is now expected to fall back to Earth

Scientists estimated on Friday that it was likely to land on Saturday morning, US eastern time, give or take several hours.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14697955/Soviet-satellite-Kosmos-smash-Earth-TODAY.html

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Rolling for any Indian city.

rolling for the richest most secretest kike to get brained on the noggin by it

It has an active nuclear payload that has been planned to impact the USA since launch. The Soviets played the long game on this one.

That nigger just flew over my house

Rolling for my house.

rolling for my house

Hope it lands on my house.

rolling for the apartment building a block away that is nothing but Indians crammed in like sardines

rolling for my house
not the worst way to go out

Rolling fur their house...
FFFFFUUUUUUU

A scientist just flew over my house

rolling for my house

Oh no another fear mongering scare tactic nothing event to keep the populaces in a constant state of fear so they are distracted

Rolling for an anon's house but not mine tho

it’s going to land in the ocean, idiots.

it destroys some kind of Fentanyl Floyd memorial

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Rolling for any Indian city.

It'd be funny if that happened and they thought it was an incoming Paki nuke.

it's basically a Geo Metro driving at 3,500 mph. yeah that's a nasty car crash but not world ending

QUADS IT STARTS A NUCLEAR WAR

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Oh noes guys! Le science can't predict where this old piece of Russian trash will crash but you can totally trust that we can track all the incoming asteroids and meteors that are a threat to earth. Heck we may even land Bruce Willis on one and nuke that bad boy like in our Hollywood movies! Praise science!

I hope it hits the Slavic family that moved into our neighborhood

Rolling for Africa.

Wonder what the legal recourse would be if it lands on say an apartment building in New York ? Like what fucking insurance is that one ? Really interesting to see them not ask the Russians for money who ever is gonna get a rod from god.

Literally the only CORRECT answer is Israel. They have iron dome they will just blast it; save it needs to land on a city.

this would be bretty sweet

we have a winner

oh no some space junk that will burn up mostly is going to leave some bits and pieces somewhere in the ocean

Spicy, they pissed the fallen one off

real, you all are retards and this is a nothingburger

Heh. Our Baltic shithole is safe. Well, from this particular soviet satellite.

rejoice

That shit is 100% gonna land on Kanye's children.

Rolling to take out 1/6 of the Indian subcontinent

could

Okay 1/7 of India

wouldn't this shit just bounce off the atmosphere?

It is very definitely going to impact earth today.

Reminder: if it lands near to you, do not approach it. As likely it contains nuclear battery. And inhaling that radioactive dust, will not be healthy.

based satan making it fall on kikes

Meh. Too much water. Chance of happening extremely low

member about prophecy that soviet satellite drops into water and than aliens invade?

NZ is safe

What a relief

I hope it falls in India or Pakistan so they can blame it on the other and kill each other.

I hope it crashes into a nigger.

"OUT OF CONTROL SOVIET SATELLITE" just flew over 4 chan's house!

tel aviv here it comes!

Israel

I always made 2 or 3, never used them, just sent them to the edge of the map, then to the corners, and a good amount of the time they sneak over on the edge the back of the enemy base, and slow mo kill their mcv

Satellite will burn in the sky.

An out-of-control Soviet satellite is expected to smash into the Earth today - but scientists don't know where.

nothing will happen.
and
even if the satellite could hit the surface, 75% is water, and people are on less than 8% of the land.
so the chances of hitting a person is low, and the chances of hitting something that isnt brown or chink is very smell.

Fuck isn't there a prophecy similar to this

I'm pretty sure they have a good idea of where it will land, more or less. They are pretty good about calculating these sorts of things. Most likely just your typical Dailymail bullshit clickbait headline. That said, I hope it crashes into a heavily populated area, maybe a skyscraper, preferably some fake news organization.

YASSSSS QUUEEEN
THE SCIENCE™

Mask up for safety, ya'll. The best thing you can do in this situation is to make sure you and your family are fully vaccinated. Affirm your children.
We're in this together, folx.

Would unironically make me believe in God if that happened and Zionism just stopped because the puppet master died. Similar to how the world reacted when Kira was in full swing. Kikes on alart

Imagine, if it don't burn in air and strike on Al-Aqsa. It will be kino.

Dubai

ROLLING FOR INDIA OR PAKISTAN TO TRIGGER TOTAL POO NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST

Calcutta

ONE MORE TRY

It already happened.

Rolling to hit ethan ralph in mexico

Satellites live rent-free on pol

Quads and it will hit Seattle

Quads and it will hit seatttle

fake news

rolling

Why do you hate us so? What did we eva do to you?! I cry every tiem

So shall it be inshallah!

London it is then.

Fuck you, your pretty gud.

Ofc takes forever with these fat bitches. Almost like meditation watching them drift ever onwards ... when the bombs finally fall you are in some state of inner peace.

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The space debris will strike!! :O

Kek wills it

what are the chances of every suicidal femboi Anon Babble user meeting up and having it kill us all?

nuthin ever happen

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It just landed in my backyard. What do I do?

An out-of-control Soviet satellite just flew over my house!

Re-rolling for more power!

It was the ISS...

Anons dream prophecy had a satellite crash ti earth. Ww3 happened after.

No worries, I got this I'm gonna catch it with me bear hands

rolling for india

Rolling for the ocean

inshallah the satellite will crash into a zionist leader today

rolling for mecca

aaaa, kos, or some say kosmos

do you hear our BLYAT

Digits and it's a national capitol.