Brit/pol/ - Arthurian Edition

Good morning, Britons! How does your kingdom fare? Are you doing more good or bad, as of late, in terms of socio-political events? Also, is it true that Arthur was a Roman named Artorius?

"Makeup and TV" is a highly competitive market, she'd be mingling with the elites, at the forefront of the "Makeup and TV" industry, those pushing the boundaries of human knowledge of "Makeup and TV" - to do this without an HND in "Makeup and TV" is career suicide.

why can't you?

attila your not legacy is that of plunder and insanity remember the last time you went insane Rome literally fell because some pope decided to give you the Holy Grail

I just read some Arthurian Anon Babble and it said 2 more weeks

Absolutely fantastic frendo, have to get meself booked on a vhf radio course before i'm allowed on the open seas with me own boat but it should be quick and easy

Arthur is a foreign welsh-norman invention
Robin hood is the true hero of the anglo saxons

Good luck on test fren, love botes. Watching fishing tournament right meow

It's surprisingly easy when you have some experience

Currently sitting in the sun topping up my vitamin d levels

anyone watch love on the spectrum?

That's a painted photograph. They must have had photo emulsion back then.

Could really do with pussy rn lads

Noice one laa, desu I didn't even know I liked boats until I got my license. I'll get a fishing rod because never done fishing before either. It's a whole nu world for me this

robin was french, like all english culture

Robin Hood was clearly one of England's many BAMEs. He was a thief, he had a crew of homies, kept hassling the authorities, held his bow sideways.

Greggs drone delivery

I'm truly heroic

bogdan will be awake soon lad

Greggs sell drones?

airdropped pasties from 50ft

josh tongues my disgusting unwashed swamp ass anus by his request

I smell like greggs

Sorry that you gentlemen have to put up with my sons silly behaviour. He has always been like this and is why i sent him off to live with his da.. grandad, as he just wouldn't stop being a naughty child and was jealous of my boyfriend so would act up trying to drive him away and keep me all to himself.
When he was little the doctors said his brain is not working properly and he will be never develop more than a childs mind can, so is stuck as a pre teen forever and was put in the special needs class because he was not very clever and was very slow compared to normal kids.
His behaviour and my dissapointment in him drove me to drink, so i know how you all feel having to have him around every waking moment. It is a tedious chore and makes purgatory seem like heaven.
The breach is sealing up so must dash, please can you nice boys not kill him, even though he deserves it and you really want him dead, because being away from him is absolute bliss and all i ever wanted in life. X

kek

Kek

You deserve to be in hell for shitting out that utter mong

Kek

Brutal

Put me in the screencap

helo sexy ledy i kiss u show bobs

I've done you

cheeky cunt wasp just flew in through me window
he was seething
hoovered him up kek
who's buzzing now you yellow cunt

He's seething

did you use AI to bring his dead mum back to life to apologise for his existence?

lol u died

no lad I've got a ouija board n she was in on the shitpost

There were prostitutes in ancient china that would insert wasps into customers arses, apparently it's intensely pleasurable

no buzz no huzz

who's buzzing now you yellow cunt

Don't talk to your wife like that

for me it's hamsters

KEK

He'll be pulling his hair out seething that hard

Kek rekt

same in Weimar Republic before the war

josh dude, I didn't know you were this based. Have you ever actually sexxed up a lad?

who's buzzing now you yellow cunt

chinese sex torture is fucked up man, i saw a vid on gif of a guy getting sounded viciously to the point of serious hemorrhage

Nice sunny day and your here

He is posting at himself now as a distraction. Sad desu

you are
youare
you're

I wanna tell you a story, MB

I'm sitting in the sun

Creasing

when I started shoving wasps up my arse to help me lose weight, my friends laughed at me

thar be... ethiopian gospels?

Comfy, have a great day lad

what on earth would give you that idea

still creasing at the chuds from onions party

You too lad

the apocryphals are gnostic fanfiction, not worth your time unless you want to read up on early church heresies

Not a BUMble bee?

Kek

you saying you like boys lad, but have you ever actually done the deed or are you larping??
i'm throwing down the challenge lad. Go on, get them boy preggerz.

Though i mourn the death of everyone or rather that people have to die once given life, this was very funny.

never let them know your next move

BAMEble bee

thanks la it's one of my best works

ur a gay virgin ain't ya lad?

LOL he's never shagged a lad before what a queeeer

Trump got a ceasefire between pakis and jeets and them two really don't like one another

Trump also made a deal to get an American pope

This is lunch for Timmy nowadays.
Barely 400 calories.
Can't believe this is what they feed him. He barely get a proper meal once a week.

He fluffs the nogs

He wanked one off before tho

he'll be a big lad in no time

love a little hamster me
shove them up my arse I do

Auto correct. Well done though. Hate people who can't use grammar

He lost so much weight. He's a slight lad nowadays.

Mods!!!

morning bogdan

I was born in a stable so I'm a donkey

all jokes aside, i hope he isn't in constant distress, i know what it's like to have schizophrenia and it isn't pleasant

kek

Made some Apu OC lads

hate this mentality
hate it

what’s the argument for voting anyone other than reform that could actually win the next GE then fellas

I don't think you can catch schizophrenia

a feeling like no other

Any Israeli born in 'occupied Palestine' is a Palestinian.

he is very clearly schizo bruv
have you not seen the videos?

Voting for reform would be like voting for brexit

Fucking Tootis, cut the tall trees

In a lovely Japanese izakaya right now lads.

How is the U.K. right now? Has wokeness noticeably declined?

Link me a vid

I heard the U.K. supreme courts decided women have vaginas. Sports organisations are following suit.

Are there people detransitioning? Is the left doubling down on trans stuff or are they jumping ship?

I'd sign up for genetic engineering to become capable of photosynthesis ngl.

youtube.com/watch?v=XH0XZ1LDOtM
one of many, many

I’m not seeing the issue here, who do you propose to vote for instead?

Whoever Hitchens recommends

izakaya

They don't look as cosy as a pub with an inglenook

seethe
their still seething about brexit
time for new seethe

sainsburys massiv

I actually enjoyed this, saved to play list, cheers, have a sunny day lad

Buttmitzvah massiv

they are
theyare
they're

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6130209/

there vote for reform will upset the crazies

Could go an orange ice lolly

perhaps im not english enough to find this comfy

No convincing arguments presented, I’m settled on voting reform

I will vote reform when they come up with credible policies, right now it's all about winning of the backs of Labour left Conservatives

you too fren

I read this, interesting link thank you

Night lads
Only stuck around to flex on the jannies
fuck youuuuuu jannies I won kek

You are fucking loser nolife sadcunt

Axel will be a Nelson Mandela esque political prisoner for BAMES and will eventually be PM

Perhaps you lack a SOVL?

!!!

How did anon get on, I posted a few nites ago!?

Shame her hair is all horsehair

Sweden's national security adviser quits over Grindr images

Sweden's new national security adviser quit hours after taking up the role as sensitive pictures of him on the dating app Grindr were sent anonymously to the government.

Sweden YES

Why are white girls such antisemites?

you mention a gay swede and one appears, nice trick lad

based and bame terror dystopia prescient pilled

i guess it's not as bad as getting gaped in congress

Good lad

uh, yeh, i'm thinking based?
blackpilled brit/pol/ spackers who thought Reform would be a nothingburger on suicide watch

durty paki chairman
nuff said

Why is Yusuf saying this? Why not Farage? They’re already laying the groundwork for the leadership switcheroo

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Worthless bait

don't be a spastic, Reform is the Farage party, without him, there is nothing. Yusuf knows this.

Farage has said this in a few interviews lately

alri lads. how's it hanging?

Ask him and he'll say he's a proud pakistani.
Ask him after pointing out his is a foreign, and he'll say he's English. Ask him in isolation, and he'll say he isn't.

Faggot

stay away from the playground, nonce

This!

Yeah!!

Probably Farage is unelectable because of something or another he's done in the past...

Groped a staffer

Said something racist on camera while drunk

It doesn't take a ton of imagination.

unelectable

Said something racist on camera while drunk

who hasn't

doubt it, the knives have been out for Farage since Brexit. If there was anything juicy on him, the establishment would have smashed him back down to earth by now.

My pet theory was that his debanking saga was his reminder to wind his neck in and he’s eagerly cooperating

wind his neck in and he’s eagerly cooperating

by becoming PM?

scones

His message over the years have increasingly watered down, and he’s likely never becoming PM, 2029 is an eternity away

the absolute state

It's already over? Picrel as always.

blackpilled spastic

Pupper has been walked, chores done earlier in week glasses cleaned.. Comf moad activate.

post pupper

Does anyone "need" me to produce some romantic poetry for this thread?

yes please

yeah
Starmer, Blair, Donkeys, MI5, MI6, GCHQ, Muslims, Bombs, Terrorists, Jihad, Jews.
Chuck them in, ta.

I'm feeling a bit shamed and embarrassed

who is on your shitlist lads?

Just standard boxer desu, but sadly I cannae post pictures on console says can't use this feature it's a used one with parental controls on it not sure how to take them off

Even if Farage becomes PM do you think Reform will be able or willing to fundamentally change the Blairite state? Cheering them on as the final straw accelerationist option is one thing, but if you genuinely think the teal Tories run by a gay paki are going to send the buggers back then you’re delusional

thats a shame, boxers are great

why

Did you get the aftershave?

For my knob
It twitched
As the cart emerged
In to the singularity of....
Love!

Some would probably say that it's one step towards change. If Reform win a GE and become the majority party, then people will have hope that we'll move a step forward.
Which is really fucking stupid. Baby steps don't get you anywhere when the other side is already miles ahead and going top speed. Drastic action is needed.

Is it true what they say about Josh?
That he's a nonce?

Not anymore

walk into room

boomer family: Trump this, Trump that, hope he gets arrested

"Hey did you know the wife of the literal President of Sierro Leone has a council house in London?"

boomers: seems fine to me!

Vibes based politics.

Checking her wikipedia:

Gambian-Sierran

devout Muslim

spent her entire childhood in Sierra Leone

came to the UK at ??? age

London degrees in performing art and journalism

"successful" entertainer

wrote, acted, and produced "Nigerian Hollywood" films... in the UK?

won African diaspora BAFTAS

won a million other "Best Black Woman" awards even in the US

patron of British charities for blacks in Africa, online presence includes a video of a black saying he will become de best footballer one day and get past European embassies with support

prior marriage to a footballer

Trophy wife, hugely successful grifter, and council house to boot? The black sphere of humanity is certainly a bubble.

those dead soulless voids

Beautifully poignant

I am open to the idea that if (somehow) Farage and Reform form a government (and fail to resolve anything) it could be a potent catalyst (that would leave them all in the dust) as we saw that already in 2019 and Bojo, the rhetoric is definitely spiking but no material results yet so it could just be this endless tail chasing for the rest of our lives

I can improve, I'm feeling slightly vulgar today, thank you for your feedback

He can be a pain but used to be way worse when he was younger now hes an old man about 10-11

came to the UK at ??? age

Hey, just like Olukemi!
Council house rules are insane, if you get one you can keep forever regardless of how much you earn or whatever as long as you follow the tenancy rules

Nigel 'I love Muslims' Farage is containment

Council? Is that like our section8 housing? o.o

get entire family on welfare

immediately mass purchase the most disgusting slop that barely associates with food possible

share it to the world on your iPhone

America really is Great.

Worse, far far worse

Shoe needs to stop with the UWU shit shes like 50

Yes, social housing reserved for bames, queers, neets, junkies, chavs, prostitues, and mentalists.

Barracks housing? Lived in both lmao

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hair

I though she were bald and wore a wig?

Just had my second wank. Not eaten today, not left the house. Grim
It's a comedian

No, worse for normal people as the housing is better quality than S8 (for what I know of S8) and can be everywhere meaning you could grind for decades to live in a nice place and then shock all your neighbours are bennymong scum (probably BAME) while S8 just seems to be in one place easier to avoid

It's supposed to be for poors who can't afford to live at market rate.
You would think that in a functioning society it would include requirements such as citizenship or income checks but no.

stopping the far right
innit

That is some well peng ting blud

Even blackshirts are all foreign visa workers these days.
Lazy English can't be arsed.

Had honestly thought you had to at least pay rent or something for those things least I had to.

Look at bastard there, cycling in a menacing manner. Lock him up before he enflames community tensions.

Drastically reduced rates, which public tenants fail to understand

Should I start debtmaxxing? What's the worst that could happen?

Wayne's World but an islamic version

did anything ever come of hope not hate feeding radical islamists fake information?
Hope not hate were informing the muslims EDL were throwing acid at muslims

Mo's world, Mo's world
Gang rape time
It's halal

If anything from what i've seen on college campuses lately it's those mask peeps that look shifty