Why are jews such a pain in the ass?
Why are jews such a pain in the ass?
literally the little nigger faggot that presses all the buttons
wouldn't using the elevator break sabbath to begin with? the moment it start moving you are already using it
Kosher inventions thread?
Some men just want to see the world burn
And some men just want to be an obnoxious faglord
You specifically entered the wrong elevator
Instead of waddling to the next one you complain
Take the stairs wide load.
No, the prohibition is against starting any fires, machinery, etc. It is not against using the ones already in motion.
Religions are so fucking retarded.
It's a game to jews to out-lawyer their own god
Will be literary faster to take the stair than to wait for the elevator to stop and then restart at each floor.
And I love the effort the Jew deploy to bypass every rule god gives them, hypocrisy at is finest. Do they really think God is that stupid ?
Jews can't stop cheating even with their own made up rules
the prohibition is against starting any fires, machinery, etc. It is not against using the ones already in motion.
That only makes it even more confusing.
So they can't turn on their car, but they can drive it as long as someone else turns it on for them?
tradition. it's all they really have, sort of like a cargo cult.
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That's where the Shabbos Goy comes in.
judaism is based on tricking god
No, they cannot ask someone else to break the sabbath, but if they didn't ask it is ok.
This is why a lot of jews live in major cities. It is fine to take the subway because that was going to run regardless, but starting a personal vehicle is not considered fine.
I had an ex gf who was a shabbos goy. She turned on lights without being asked and things like that.
I've also seen dogs trained to turn on lights and stuff.
No, the prohibition is against starting any fires, machinery, etc. It is not against using the ones already in motion.
fuck the torah, the talmud is the ultimate cheat code to life
yeah, it's why they hate samaritans
I mean this is the funniest part of their religion.
They literally see their god as an abusive dickhead and because of that they try to out play his silly nonsense.
Everything else about the Jews is gross, but this is just funny.
I mean, if I believed in a god, of prob be more gnostic than anything else.
Jesus being the truth teller and way to escape the demiurge's prison, and the old testament god being a crazy retard psycho.
But everything else about the Jews is just hideous so I can't support them
The stairs probably count as manual labor and they're not allowed to use them
My refrigerator has sabbath mode, it stops making ice for a day.
You can’t use the light switch… because you just can’t, OK?!
Do they really think God is that stupid ?
It's more that they regard the letter of the law as the important part, and regard rules-lawyering around that to do what they want to be virtuous. So, rather than a directive to relax from the hassle of everyday life and focus on more important things for one day a week, it's interpreted as a directive which makes mundane things a hassle that draws focus for one day a week.
What sort of psychotic faggot makes up a bunch of rules only to try and figure out ways to violate them without technically violating them?
congratulations on finally understanding the secret of western legal systems
The way they look at God might be the same way someone looks at modding a game or cheating somehow to get an edge.
fuck I cant beleive I diddnt think of that
-god
There's an Arab in Israel who every year puts a down payment on all the bread in the country before Passover so all the jews don't have to destroy their leavened bread since it's owned by someone else. Then he defaults on the rest of the payment and his deposit is returned.
"Hooray! We tricked God!"
He also does this every seventh year when the land is supposed to lay fallow.
If God created man in his own image, and God is the god of the Jews, then it’s only expected that one would use Jewish tricks to get around the Jewish rules.
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We need to somehow raise money for this guy to actually make the payments and buy the bread and land for real. Can you fucking imagine how the kikes would try to spin the story?
There’s a story in the talmud where the chief rabbi gets into an argument with Almighty God over how a specific law is to be understood. At the end of it God laughs about how his children outsmarted him and everybody claps. That’s what they think of God: some bullshit dispenser that you can trick into doing whatever you want
If the elevator is moving on its own command, no, it wouldnt voilate Shabbat rule. Pushing the button would be considered "Labor" under law.
I grew up Jewish. Mixing colors, washing dishes, taking out trash. Certain things you cant do. You are just sort supposed to sit around and read on sabbath but i am a lutheran now so none of that applies. still dont eat pork tho
Kikes truly are repugnant.
I work within hospitals as a consultant/vendor and I purposely piss off the Jews at the Jewish hospitals.
They won't let you eat non kosher shit at their cafeteria at some of these New York Jew hospitals.
I'll purposely buy hotdogs from the street and walk back into the hospital cafeteria and eat them. Twice I've been confronted and just looked at them like they are fucking insane and kept eating kek.
I can't go too crazy at this job but it's still fun to shit on Jews randomly.
Why don't they just use the fucking stuff and then pass that "sin" onto a chicken or that shit they do?
Its the same concept as christianity. Passing sin onto christ and sparing the chicken.
Why dont christians just be degenerates and ignore everything christ taught? Well because the point is too try to obey the teachings
But, again, there is nothing on the kuran(?) saying not to use tech, they are being retarded on purpose
tech wasnt around then so it wouldnt of been addressed. back then everyone liften there robe and shit were they stood.
back then everyone liften there robe and shit were they stood
No one gave india the heads up?!
You don’t even know the half of it. Read the gospels sometime, Jesus had the same complaints about the pharisees that you do about modern kikes. There’s a reason they wanted him dead and it’s the same reason they’ve been assblasted about him rising from the grave for the last two millennia (hints in picrel: what is the time period they’re referring to and what is the significance of these particular signs?)
Jews say that it's ok to trick God because that's what God actually wants. He made Jews clever and it would be an insult to God if they didn't make use of his gift to them. When they trick him, He is like a proud father seeing his child scam someone for the first time. "How wonderfully clever my kid is to be able to pull this off".
Kek Jews trying to "lawyer" their own god is the most Jew thing anybody has ever jewed.
You cannot start a machine, but you can complete a circuit that causes a machine to perform work
Is it time yet? Im not sure how long I can wait
Furthermore; imagine believing that the same Jews who try to trick god, are totally not using those same skills to trick everybody else on the planet.
Believing that the Jew is telling the truth, is the same as believing that the Jew places you above their god. Kek
All of them have to go. Every single one. The sympathisers, the supporters, the believers. Merely coming into contact with the Jew and not recoiling in self defense is a sign of taint that must be rooted out and purged
Jews trying to "lawyer" their own god
they do this a LOT its honestly bizarre
I don't think you quite grasp just how mentally ill they are
My great grandmother is Jewish and remembers when she was in a Nazi concentration camp, Hitler himself would come into the cafeteria eating non-kosher hot dogs and tell bad knock knock jokes and laugh spraying bits of bun and hotdog chunks on the Jews trying to eat. Many starved to death as their food was no longer kosher, so maybe think of the 6 million next time before you do your little disrespectful goy joke OK?
Leather Apron Club put out a site tracking jewish influence
Can you believe that the Germans tried to feed 6 million starving Jews and they just spat it all back in Germany's face and bombed the country
Such a sad time in history
Yes and then you have people who think an unchanging God would have a new covenant which lets its adherents pick and choose which parts of the old covenant to follow.