/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20309

I am an SMO enjoyer.

Z

Cкoлькo мoжнo? Cкoлькo мoжнo, блять?

someone wake monke up

Putin agreed to pissfire, betwen Pakistan and India

Holy BASED

Checked

Z

Z

B.Nymuha

come on i cant go to sleep if there is a -0.1% chance of russia not cucking i live next to an ancient munitions depo that was on both gayto and pussias nuke target list. We only have gay music events now but both of these fucking cunts are incompetent retards and will absolutely chuck a nuke at me

Owari da
It's over
Bcё кoнчeнo

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

LETS FUCKING GO! TO ODESSA!

BOMB HOHOLS
THD
Z

Drop it

still waiting for putinho to announce THD or pissfire

This starting to get weird. Did something finally happen? Nothing ever happens sisters did we get too cocky?

HARDEN YOUR HEART O PUTIN

дaвaй ищo пиня бляддд

мнe жe нaдo cпит yжeeeeeeeeee

monke's address taking so long that i managed to make a few logos in the meantime

ok. i need to sleep.
have fun

youtu.be/6rWAuL8dSuY

Digits confirm chuds WON

the waiting music is George Michael Careless Whisper muzak lmao

I’m feeling good boys

Paratroopers are also waiting for the Supreme Commander-in-Chief's statement during preparation for missions!

There is a thought that the Supreme Commander will say something very serious.

t.me/weebunionwar/25960?single

I will wait for him no matter what

Ukraine wants a ceasefire because they have nothing left. They need to beg and regroup.

yfw it’s PISSFIRE time and all the goals of SMO have been achieved

Congrats on victory fellow zisters lmao

simp

nigu my beloved

WHERE IS MY CHAPTER ABOUT THE HETMAN PERIOD PESKOOOOV BRING ME CHAPTER 23

More digits

What the fuck..

king chud

wish that was me, he even got to meet luka

Based, just get comfy and enjoy the music

Checked!
Bomb hyhyls

"Waiting for Putin's statement is going very well" - Trump

love you old man
dont over work yourself

I'm somewhat of a war crime appreciator myself...

Based

I have to go to work. Someone text me what happens 301-688-5849

why is ukraine like this?
files.catbox.moe/lgg9on.mp4

uhhhh

landlock ukranda lets go

davai

ATTENTION TO THE MAP

Possible launches of Russian Geran-2 drones from Shatalove airbase, Smolensk Oblast.

ITS HAPPENING.

IT'S ON

Checked !

FINALLY

Lo-Fi Putin beats learning history making deals to

KHE-KHE IS LIVE!!!!

LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't speak russian

STREAM WITH SUBS!?

lmao everyone looking for subtitles

Tfw you literally summon monke by posting chuds

youtube.com/live/hpTFME68IuI
english translated stream

HE IS HERE

Victory !

Very bad

ATTENTION TO THE MAP

Possible launches of Russian Geran-2 drones from Primorsk-Akhtarsk Air Base, Krasnodar Krai.

Back in the Jurassic period....

IT STARTED!!

youtu.be/UwUJUUdBfD0

youtube.com/live/hpTFME68IuI
I can't hear shit

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

Digits will say Putin will bomb (((Free Syria)))

ENGLISH TRANSLATION !
WHERE ?!

Soon you will

Unironically better idea than whatever cuck warfare in Hoholistan

This.

So far it's a nothing burger. Chug will tell you if there's a habbenin...

Right now he's just recapping what has happened over the past several days and thanking/praising everyone.

t. everyone in the first 5 rows

his posture is too relaxed for a declaration of war

youtube.com/live/hpTFME68IuI

I paused my wanking session for a nothing burger?!

He is talking about victory parade and world leaders visit and that everything went good

Milk. Lots of milk.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisleep

Grandpa lecture

frog

asks for anglaise translation

france has fallen

it's 1am in moscow ffs, what the hell is he saying at this hour?

NOTHING HAPPENS

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS PUTIN JUST ANNOUNCED THE NUKES ARE GONNA BE LAUNCHED!

just learn russian lol

Clearly its a message for the west

TASS says his statement is summing up the last four days

nothing ever fucking happens

He is saying thank you North Korea, you did great in Kursk

Гoи пpoгpeлиcь знaтнo. A знaют ли этo caми гoи?

Look at how many pages he has in his hand.

BEST KOREA SPEC FORCES MENTIONED, KIMBROS WE CANT STOP WINNING.

no i dont like doing things.

Imagine going to listen to Putler's speech and not even bothering to brush your hair. Disgusting. I could never...

Putin thanks Vietnam

Putin thanks China

Putin thanks North Korea for SVINOREZ in Kursk

Sounds like maybe no major announcement and this is just a recap summary for everyone.

Norks mentioned.
That's something, I guess.

what has happened over the past several days and thanking/praising everyone

Sound bad for thd

Post pics

brown plague

what did putin mean by this?!

ENGLISH

youtube.com/live/hpTFME68IuI

While he is telling a nothingburger grandpa's tellstory...
The drones are flying and fucking Kiev. The Oreshnik is launching. That would be fucking KINO.

why the FUCK did he do this at 3 AM?

he also mentioned israel, right

my boy

Too boomer/paranoid to do so. Right now it looks like it could be a dozen or so.

its prime time in Chile, thanks vladdy

He is saying that westernfags are rude

fascism/nazism

thanks for helping out during ww2

nothingburguer confirmed

Promises to go to China for fuck Japan celebrations

kek chuds btfo

Nothing ever happens

Yeah pretty much this

best koreans are based

the parade was awesome

euros suck cock

qt

Putin gives exxtra thanks to the three European country leaders who attended. He praised their political strength and resolve to attend despite immense pressure from Europe and even closure of airspace.

He notes the rudeness of the west and their propensity dealing through ultimatums.

Putin refocuses on China mentioning the numerous substantial agreements signed between the two nations during this celebration. He will visit China for their celebration of victory over Imperial Japan.

HE IS NOW MOVING ON TO SPEAKING ABOUT UKRANDA

ja das scheiße farten

Hohland mentioned

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

Thats a woman

I was right, as usual

hohols can't into pissfire

So business as usual then?

two majors Russian has best play by play
t.me/dva_majors

Total pigger death.
For glory, cunny and God. Z!

Violated 30 day energy infrastructure ceasefire
Violated Easter ceasefire
Violated Victory Day ceasefire

ukraine keeps sabotaging multiple attempts to bring peace

130 times ukraine violated the 30 day ciss fire against energy infrastructure

ukraine violated eastern ceasefire over FIVE THOUSAND times

Russia offered a ceasefire for "holy victory celebration" for a 3rd time....

cucktin nooooooooooooooooo

shout out to /chug/

wdhmbt

ahaha, hohols btfo

Mentioning that hohols were saying "We dont need parade ceasefire"

MONKE ABOUT TO REJECT ULTIMATUM
HARDEN YOUR HEART PUTIN
HAIL THE EMPEROR!!!!

Putin is making a case that Russia has made numerous attempts at reaching PISS with Ukraine, including numerous ceasefires, while Ukraine has done everything they can to shit on Russia and Russian or American efforts.

THIS IS SOUNDING GOOD FOR THD, FELLAS
If Ukraine is against piss then they are for SVINOREZ.

GIVE WAR A CHANCE

i do not understand a single word either in russian or english, this format is ass.

Im going to sleep, see you nigga heil hitlers tomorrow.

It's over

Possible launches of Russian Geran-2 drones from Millerevo airbase, Rostov Oblast.

za shoooo

Ok... Putin is building up to something.
PLEASE, be something based.

me rn

Nothing ever happensbros win again

Sooner or later, relying on the lessons of history and the opinions of our peoples, we will begin to move towards restoring relations with European states - Putin

He is saying that hohols ruin all the ceasefire and are incapable of talking.

Svinorez goes on

i hate basedjaks so fucking much

Yep. Those 3 ceasefire jerking days were made to throw it into the face of hohols when they bring in their own with threats and shit.

Die Schuld tragen die Nazis selbst. Sie hätten Hemden in einer anderen Farbe tragen sollen, keine braunen.

expert level

Also, checked

THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT KEKTIN WOULD AGREE TO PISSFIRE

THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN

How are Russian women so attractive without showing their tits or twerking like baboons? I am in puzzled...

Xoxols suffered massive losses as part of their latest incursion into Kursk and Belgorod

These attempts served zero military purpose

Ukraine tried to scare leaders of governments who attended parade into not coming

This has made Monké BIG MAD.

oh shit elbow on the table

They're also posting on their english channel

t.me/two_majors

2 more nothingburger speeches

Now he is saying that hohols were trying to "Intimidate world leaders at parade"

Monke is mad, he will kill everyone

Get your monke apology reforms ready doubters

Kek Cucktin cucked from the PISSFIRE what a cuck ahahahahahhahahaaha

Since Kiev politician faggots left Jewcraine... They shouldn't launch the Oreshnik until them don't come back. They will do sooner or later. Launch it in a random day and take them by surprise.

you tmrw

>Ukraine tried to scare leaders of governments who attended parade into not coming

This has made Monké BIG MAD.

i'm pretty sure their massive drone attack was meant to take out Xi's plane

Apart from their inherent beauty and other qualities, it helps that you're neither a nigger, not at all niggerized; not everyone can appreciate these things.

Mentioning how much of a failure the recent counterhruks were

Based

15 may istanbul dogovornyachok tiem

Close one...

Istanbul talks in 4 days, without any ceasefires

peregovornyachok bros... we are back...

hohols dont make decisions he said this many times before... anyway i am sleep have fun i hope i woke up to peace through nuclear hellfire tomorrow

We are getting PISS

"seeing all these bros a thought occured to me: who were they trying to threaten?"
"nevertheless, we offer to Kiev to resume the negotiations immediately back in Stambul with no preemptive conditions, just go there and continue from where we left off back in 2022"

king monke wont accept pissfire

Its something. Will he at least announce oreshnik strike in kiev at the end of the speech?

Pigs were too scared to actually do it on the 9th so this was their best attempt at pissing the bed.
I have seen many Putin's speech. This text is as far as he can go to show he BIGMAD.

Svines are shaking.

he's proposing the Ukraine start direct negotiations without conditions

No ceasefire

Cuckbros, we won.

We are determined serious dialogue with Ukraine

We want to solve underlying issues

We never refused to talk

We want a durable and long-lasting peace

I AM WAITING FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP

DEW IT PUTLER

new dogovornyachok in Istanbul

Why the fuck doesn't he understand the the West is absolutely insane and doesn't have any grasp on history, it's a waste of time

cuck us again ukranny in turkyiv

lmao

we're in a superpostion where nothing ever happens and nothing ever happens happen simultaneously

There is zero chance that hohols will agree and do what he says tho

he's cucking told you. China can't afford to fund his 20 year campaign anymore lmao. Its fucking over.

No pissfire, no cucking so far

what kind of sheet size is that? looks smaller than A5

its up to the ukrainian authorithies and their handlers

15 May in Istanbul
the cokehead will never go for it though thank God

"w-what's bad about this?"

Shills seething
No ceasefire

MAYBE THE ROACHES WON'T BETRAY US THIS TIME

So many cucking apologists don't get he's a stupid fucking boomer.

504421699

He literally said no ceasefire you retarded mutt

Brazil mentioned

Speech stream with English translation: youtube.com/live/hpTFME68IuI?feature=share

Putin will not cuck. This is already clear from the buildup of the speech. The big question is if he will ACCELERATE SVINOREZ or let it coast...

t never appologized

So.
Nothing happen ?

NO CEASEFIRE May 15 meeting to end the war

NO CEASEFIRE May 15 meeting to end the war

NO CEASEFIRE May 15 meeting to end the war

NO CEASEFIRE May 15 meeting to end the war

agentZ will never cuck
based agentZ

God I wish Iron Dimi was predident...
He'd have declared war instantly

why do ukranians hate Xi? besides "china bad"

NOTHING HAPPENED

IT'S SO OVER BROS

BRAZIL MENTIONED

What? It’s over?

If I see this fucker in Istanbul i will kill him

SLAVA UKRAINI

He just threw away all the bullshit Agent Z and the EU sewing circle were discussing for, like 2 weeks.
He basically sidestepped needing to reject a 30-day ceasefire.
Lmao they thought they trapped him.

What the fuck does watermelon man has to do with anything?
How did they sabotage it in 2022, autsimo?

kill all hohols and win.

cucktin is totally winning that's why he has to negotiate again and give up more land he promised to take.

muzak

Brain fuel

Nothing ever happens bros, we won again!

So what will hohols do in order to not agree?

Nothing happen ?

Putler taking the piss.

He's a fucking schizo one moment he'll bitch about Turks backstabbing them then asks to go to dogovornonoeyehanyachok in Istanbul. I fucking hate boomers

guys thanks for coming to moscow celebrations

FUCKING HELL

hostilities are on

war is raging

the address is ovor

meh. cuck warfare continues

TSMT why even bother making peacedeal with organization that gonna betray you and still sanction the whole country

ok holols wont agree anyway back to your daily SMO

wtf was that bullshit, putler?

Shills in shambles
No ceasefire

"The war rages on."

nigga just nuke Kyiv

china is enemy #1 of the west because they are outrageously successful (and brown and communist)

Begin gas lighting by saying that they were always the ones to agree to negotiations and Putin is lying and no one loves piss more than Elensky...

UN PEACEKEEPERS ARE COMING TO UKRAINE AND THEN MOSCOW RUSSIA YOU PLAYED YOURSELF LMAO

It just his way of saying THD will continue
Nothing changed

He's setting terms he knows mutts can't accept.

there some good 8 hour supermarket tapes on youtube

Monke: We don't need a ceasefire during which the UAF are being re-equipped and feverishly digging trenches.

And it's over. Zoink.

reported to europol

INTERPOL

FBI

roach police

uh uh

North Korea and China are UN members too, you know...

no fuck you. only Lviv. and Only that shithole must suffer

Dear partner Erdogan, erase this roach

He cucked May-9.
He promised to burn Moscow along with Cucktin and friends. Yet they just hit a sign in some gov building in Belgorod with a toy drone.

He cucked hard, and allowed the cuckwarfare to continue. Cockhead and Cucktin... Fucking cucks.

That’s the mutt that promised to eat shit if nothing happened during red square parade
Why he bothers showing himself is beyond me

Nuke the entire borderland.

They'll say no negotiations without 30 days ceasefire

So what is this bullshit about a ceasefire?

"IT'S ALMOST 2 AM SO I LET YOU LEAVE"

wait, but the questi—

"GOD BE WITH YOU!" *leaves*

a life ending event

AAAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

504422008

Muh UN peacekeepers

Is this what Nafo has resorted to?

Agent Z spouting random shit.

Send link

So is Russia, and they are one of the few countries that can veto any security council decision which means that whatever UN decides Russia has to agree to in the first place.

hes in russia you know

it's over

hohols cease to exist when evil ziggers fire

There is 0% hohols will agree and say "Okey we are coming to Istanbul in 4 days as you said"

Relax they will shit on the proposal in mere hours

Nigga the jews openly shot at UN peacekeepers in Lebanon and nobody gave a shit

He cucked May-9.

He didn't cuck. He would never do anything. These empty threats have been present for every parade since 2022.
Except this time a bunch of retards from his circle decided to astroturf it.

he can't because he's in it with the heebs. imagine dying in some muddy donbass trench despite knowing your prez could erase the oinkraine but simply chooses not to

based retard making everyone stay up all night for this nothing burger

they're going to say Putin illegaly ignored the coalition of the clowning and now more hohols need to die.

suriyak maps is posting 8 gains maps per day i already knew that

Baking
Baking
Baking

btw: How is the level of "Donald still learning"?

Life imprisonment. Putin will be tried

A broad coalition of countries supported the creation of a special tribunal for Russia's crimes against Ukraine. This decision was approved in Lviv on May 9. It was signed by representatives of almost 40 European and non-European countries, as well as delegates from EU institutions and the Council of Europe.

At the same time, the meeting was not attended by envoys from the United States, who took an active part in the discussions on the tribunal during the Biden administration but changed their minds during the Donald Trump administration.
Punishment including life imprisonment

The charter agreed upon by the coalition envisages the creation of a tribunal from scratch, whose task will be to investigate and prosecute one specific crime: the crime of Russia's aggression against Ukraine.

Unlike war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide, which apply to the individuals who commit these atrocities, the crime of aggression is a crime against leadership, targeting the people ultimately responsible for controlling the aggressor state. In practice, this would include Russia’s so-called “troika” of leaders – the president, prime minister, and foreign minister – along with senior military commanders who oversaw the assault on Ukraine’s sovereignty and territorial integrity.

korrespondent-net.translate.goog/world/4780170-pozhyznennoe-zakluichenye-trybunalu-nad-putynym-byt?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=de&_x_tr_pto=wapp

Because it was the jews doing it

He just wanted to hang out

never bake another bread with the face of that cuck

And even if they do, you know for a fact that the first words from our side will be

GIBS ME OBLASTS

lol

he didn't cuck its 4d chess

Yeah PTG is down the hall to the left.

Trumptards are already somehow trying to spin this shit into a trump win. They already made a thread about it claiming "putin cucked out, trumo won"
Why are they so desperate?

I think youre right. Watch us gain a new Russian flag next bread.

Sadly true

ceasefire, putin cucked

thread right beside it saying russian bombers are in the air

here's what's gonna happen
EU fumes
Starmer squints
Trump tells Zelensky do it
Macron says don't do it
Zelensky is going to explode
if he does it:

give Kherson

no

Macron will be like why do you call me go play with Trump

Trump says well you tried that's good. And good luck!
Putin is playing chess again.

MIGAniggers

It's Trump ask yourself that shit again bro

Trumptards are not aware how big of the brainless animals hohols are, everyone who knows them also knows that they are not doing shit to make peace happen

so why this unbearable charade

Iran send massive fuck yo to Israel..

Iran says it will not give up uranium enrichment.

Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said that if the United States' goal is to deprive Iran of its "nuclear rights," Tehran will never agree to this condition, Reuters wrote on Saturday, May 10 .

The statement came in Doha on the eve of another round of indirect talks between Iran and the United States, which are scheduled to take place in Oman on May 11.

"If the goal of the negotiations is to strip Iran of its nuclear rights, I make it clear that Iran will not back down from any of its rights," Araghchi was quoted as saying by the media.

Iran's foreign minister stressed that the country is open to concluding an agreement while preserving the right to peaceful use of nuclear energy, but will not give up its nuclear rights.

"In its indirect negotiations with the United States, Iran emphasizes its right to peaceful use of nuclear energy and makes it clear that it does not seek to develop nuclear weapons. Iran continues to negotiate in good faith, and if the goal of these negotiations is to ensure non-acquisition of nuclear weapons, then an agreement is possible. However, if the goal is to limit Iran's nuclear rights, then Iran will never back down from its rights," he said.

Oh my God!? EU is making another cuckshed tribunal that has no actual authority or reach over people they are trying to persecute? Hug me memeflag.

Got baited by 8 tu-95 thread.
Nothing ever happens.

Why are they so desperate?

because he has had 0 wins besides getting trannies out of womyn sports and shutting down some labs that did experiments on dogs (something MAGA doesnt really care about because they are soulless)

Nigger, a small question for you. Do you think people aren't aware that you literally trying to astroturf shit here?

To not outright reject 30-day ceasefire but to supplement it for something much more advantageous.

This is Putin war!

>he didn't cuck its 4d chess

Yeah PTG is down the hall to the left.

Not a fan of Cucktin, but he didn't actually agree to the 30 day ceasefire. Negotiatians leave the door open to cucking but it's not over yet

for whom

To me

Looks like great Satan is the only man, the last one who doesn't cuck and actually kills and no one says anything. Fucking jew, but at least he piss on cuckwarfare.

Fucking jewcranian cokehead, and fucking Cucktin. This is to tiresome to watch.

Negotiatians leave the door open to cucking but it's not over yet

The fucking wait will be full of tiresomeness and langley shills. Fucking cuckwarfare.

congrants

For Russia. There is literally nothing to be gained by letting them not be droned for 30 days.
Like, you do realize that Putin could just say "DON'T WANNA!" to the proposal?