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be black man with wife and kids
fall the the bbc posters and think huwhite woman will love to see his benis
go to a (((bikini coffee shop))) and start jerking your dinger in the drive thru
results not what expected
get made fun of on twitter, drive to a shopping center in a dodge charger, lmao, and kill yourself
I cant believe I'm just hearing about this now. He' so smug when she walks up and sees his benis. What are your thoughts on bbc posters getting a man to kill himself.
If it was a woman no one would care
Would’ve had more success if he went to a gay bar, most blackedfags are gay men
Biggest retard of 2025
I'm pretty sure a chick was caught masturbating on a beach in Florida then killed herself. Pretty sad stuff because I think she was hot.
Black fragility. I can't imagine some chud or Anon Babbletard doing something like this.
He looks like an Indian man, so I guess that didn't help his cause.
Porn is a crazy drug
He collected the wages of his work.
He looks so happy before he realises he's a nigger, LOL!
Just found this on google
gooneral
We need to retvrn to calling it fapping
So who made the video he was sad about, the bikini barista girl? Was he live streaming himself?
gooneral
The way I understand it gooning is masturbating for an extended period of time. I would consider fapping normal masturbation.
nothing ever fappens...
wait, zoomers can be funny?
I remember when this happened but not the part about him killing himself. They must have not announced it right away.
Apparently he's done it a few times. The server recognized him, told the manager, and when she came out to record him he was jerking it.
I CAN'T GOON
GHOST OF THE GOON *dig ding*
very interdasting rl example of muttoid psychosis here, the black part of his brain thought muh dicc, but the Asian side thought shramevull disspray you mursh ack yeself ohr face dishonroar
how about the whores exposing themselves indecently?
Is that really a thing? Who wants to be jacking it all day w no release.
That's like people who sit on the shitter reading newspapers. Fucking shit & get off the pot.
He's goon to a better place.
He died doing what he loves
There’s nothing wrong with nudity and sexuality. If tits are out why can’t dicks be out. He wasn’t hurting anyone he was self soothing himself . The culture is toxic. When a man needs to go number 3 he has to go
Rip our fellow brother in gooning
Who wants to be jacking it all day w no release.
If you edge for a while it make the eventual release more intense.
Not sure about wanting to do it all day, but I imagine it's just an extension of that.
Disgusting
she wasn't exactly hot from what I remember, more like mid real estate agent vibes (heh)
They are holding pics of him when he showed his junk LEL
zoomers are intentionally teasing themselves
This sounds like an extension of cuck behavior honesty, and can't be good for you.
These people are gonna fuck themselves from actually cumming if they ever get laid
Lol
Goon too soon, RIP
Anon one day you will have your own bathroom and you will understand why people read/shit post on the shitter. Its a great magical thing, that I'm currently engaged in.
Goon lord did nothing wrong. These places exploits men for sex.
THE GOON HAUNTS YO-ACK
Married w kids so I have 3 bathrooms to my choosing, one in a quiet basement, and still don't do this. Don't see the need in it. Is it a relaxing thing?
My older brother did this growing up too. He'd spend 30 minutes in there smelling his own shit reading.
would
The crying brother who found the body repeatedly being called “ma’am” by the dispatcher is fucking comedy gold.
Your brother wasn't reading tho...
Is this even possible? Have people completely lost their sense of shame? This is insane.
Very true. It's because people don't take care of themselves, they have very prolonged difficult shits and their solution is to just normalize sitting on the toilet for an hour. Fucking subhuman behavior
I only recently bought a house so I have just learned the joys of this. I wasn't trying to talk down to yea.
You can flush the shitter while on the shitter, that too can be very enjoyable. Your comment on smelling your own shit is valid
Gooner to Goner. Biggest dumbass 2025 award winner.
BBC lost
Never Goon win
can't make this shit up
They've spent the past decade normalizing everything. There is no shame anymore and we're now seeing the consequences of it. It will only get worse from here unfortunately
I second that. I can't refer to the linebackers I coach as the "goon squad" anymore because of stupid zoomer slang.
hahaha.
it's funny the tone in her voice. she's scolding him and his eyes go wide looking like Andrew Tate actually.
but the whole premise. she clutches her pearls. SIR! unacceptable!! this is a reputable coffee establishment. I am not a prostitute!
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Rest in power. Fuck all the prudes. Fuck them with a BBC
Holy fuck, I hate zoomies even though I'm 21 so I'm a part of them, but this is funny.
Yeah, there are so many paradoxes involved in structuring society. Like the irony of sex — sex will be more common and vigorous once kink culture is eviscerated and the hypersexualization of society is brought to an end.
And in the same way that forcing people together has the effect of repulsing each to the other, freedom to associate as people chose will affect more meaningful cooperation.
These and many other ironic lessons of the human condition will be on full display as we straighten this world out.
No more will sexual deviance be prerequisite of attaining higher office or influence. No more will adherence to certain dogmas be a precondition for participation in the public dialogue.
A new age is indeed dawning. It’s very exciting. we sure did slog through absolute hell to get here. But it will all be worth it.
Bless thee anon.
goon but not forgottoon
lmfao
that look of fear in his eyes
simping ruthless women for approval they will never give is a rough game. mother complexes abound. pop music promoted this corruption.
He's not black. That's a mongrel.
matriarchy tyranny is brutal. kikes have been stigmatising male sexuality for centuries now. puritan, temperance, leading to feminism and suffrage. #metoo, michael jackson etc etc. kikes need to stop so men can heal.
this is the same university where a feminist professor goes on stage totally nude, and only female staff try to stop her, not one male lifts a finger.
women can act out of order and men are shamed like they're dirty whores
that look is hilarious, it is the most s o y looking face i have ever seen
You know for a nigger he doesn't look too bad.
bikini coffee shop
the saddest realization is that somehow this manner of establishment is now openly acceptable
post your dinosaur dungarees and nintendo switches anon
Gooning used to refer to dudes(usually blacks) standing in doorways et.al and masturbating as a form of flashing at chicks. Guys used to do it in juvie when I was in there in the late-90s. They'd jerk off in the room doorways at female COs, and usually got sent to MSU(solitary) for doing so. They called it gooning.
Somehow zoomers took the term and applied it to jerking off for hours/days on stimulants, but this was already called stim-fapping or edging.
For me, I'm not teasing myself. I'm priming it. I'm getting ready to fire the fucking cannon that is my dick. I'm not even gonna use a fucking sock. I want to HEAR that shit splurt out and hit the fucking floor while my muscles tense up and then relax to a state of pure bliss while my muscles pulsed with the various shades of euphoria and pleasure.
i dont have those things, sorry
why hasn't your mum bought you one?
you're making that up
Is it really any different from hooters?
AHAHAHAHAHA GOOD.
This. He shouldn't have been harassed. Theyre whores, what do theu expect??
KWAB 3rd place
No I am not. I'm deadly serious. I know the lingo and terms of the underworld as an expert. Fapping is not gooning unless you're doing it in front of unsuspecting people, usually women. If you're jerking off to porn for hours/days, you're edging, probably on stimulants like amphetamines or cathinones. If you're going to use words, use them right, or keep your whore mouth shut.
you might have used the term goon in your shittly little prison for retarded niggerbrain kids but I highly doubt that is the source of the modern usage of it
your shittly little prison for retarded niggerbrain kids
Who do you think invented the damn word you stupid fuck?
probably somethingawful faggots
Kind of. They probably wear the g-string bikinis and the top only has enough to cover the areolas. Ya, I'd say ita worse than hooters.
Be a niglet
Almost have a father
Almost
OOF
No, but it was probably faggots like that who mistranslated it, because a bunch of pasty nerds online know dickfuckall about street culture.
Goon to soon
Because thats based and only incel faggots get butthurt about it
thanks for the info mr. street urchin ghetto lingo connoisseur
trolling IRL this hard
the kids are alright
You're very welcome. When people who aren't cool use slang in the wrong way, it's like listening to a Vanilla Ice album, and no one should be forced to suffer that fate.
Good fucking news
All niggers need rope along with tranny
I was crying before, now I cant stop laughing. Weed vapes, running in nature and Anon Babble are the only things keeping me alive right now
vanilla ice is overhated
words especially slang change meaning over time. So while it's interesting to learn the source of something it doesn't mean people are going to start using it the 'right' way according to you. Gooning basically means edging now
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What bothers me is that actual gooning is far worse than someone sitting in a dark room jerking off to porn. It waters down the meaning of the word, like how fucking a chick that's drunk is now rape. Words have meaning of course, and power unfortunately. Fapping was an acceptable term that actually makes sense too.
gooning is just fun to say, only an india tier retard would actually jack off in front of unsuspecting people, which is probably why regular coomers appropriated it
See coomer is a good slang. That's the one people should use, because it actually fits, just like fapping. If you're an autist, or a degen like myself that faps, you're not a goon. Goon is a good word for niggers or cops and their various but similar exploits. I'm being pedantic but for good reason.
sheeiit this isn't how it went on the hub
so charger mullato man was actually gooning in the true sense of the word
Imagine being such of low self value that you work wearing skimpy bikini in order to sell coffee.
He had a wife too iirc and kids
great i hope they all die
shoulda killed those ugly little shits and the foid as well
Goon but never forgotten
gooneral
This made me kek
Yes. Classical example. He was a gooner. And it didn't work. And from my experience it never does. The vast majority of women think that shit's pathetic try-hard shit. It was funny watching other kids get hauled off to maximum security for a week after being laughed at by female COs. Guess what happened to their lockers after they got locked in MSU? Looted. So they jerked off in the doorway in front of female COs, got laughed at every time, and usually locked up in solitary, then had their lockers raided by other kids. Canteen, extra shoes, stamps, anything valuable taken.
I don't know what niggers are thinking with this activity, it never ends how they think it's going to with MUH DIK.
I don't know what niggers are thinking with this activity
ooga booga muh dik bix nood
same with pajeets who do this shit